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Jun 22 2008, 02:17 PM
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So when should the next episode be up? Now! Episode 13! Last time, Lewa and Pohatu went to battle Antroz in the skies, while Mazeka and Vultraz duked it out. Mazeka and Vultraz are dueling using samurai swords. Mazeka: You will fail! Nothing can defeat me! Not when I have... my anti-aircraft artillery gun! (points the giant turret at Vultraz) Vultraz: Meep... Mazeka fires and blows Vultraz into nothing. Mazeka: Whoo-hoo! I killed off a character! I feel so... great! What else can I destroy? At the house, Ultra-Kal, Vamprah and Gadunka are rebuilding Kopaka. Kopaka: I can't believe it. Vultraz just blew me to pieces. Literally. And thanks for unblinding me, author. Me (godly voice): Not a problem. Ultra-Kal: Well, if you look at the bright side and the above text, Mazeka totally avenged you! Kopaka: That's true. Vamprah: ... Ultra-Kal: What did you just say? Vamprah: ...! Ultra-Kal: Oh. Run for your lives. That's what you... (looks up) Holy Gadunka! Everybody dives aside as an aerial vehicle swoops down but flies up again. Vultraz: I'm back, fools! Ultra-Kal: What the heck?! We thought you were dead! You were blasted into nothing. Vultraz: Yes. Mazeka's blast opened a portal, sending me into nothing. It was a vast, white place where nothing applied. Take gravity for instance. I could float around. However, I decided to use my shadow powers to blast me back into this dimension. So, I am back. Gadunka: RAHR!!! Vamprah: ...! Ultra-Kal: I agree with both of you! But I will be rebuilding Kopaka. Hold him off for me, okay? Gadunka gives a thumbs-up. Vamprah flies up and uses a shadow blast which Vultraz absorbs. The little Shadow Matoran then flies straight at Vamprah, but misses as the Makuta barrel-rolls out of the way. Ultra-Kal: Finished! Kopaka: All right! (takes off) Ice! Kopaka causes the air around Vultraz's vehicle to get very cold, forming ice on it. Vultraz: What?! No!!! Kopaka: Take this! (fires a Midak, blowing Vultraz into nothing) Yes! A few seconds later, Vultraz flies out of a portal. Vultraz: I'm back from nothing! Kopaka: No! (takes aim but is rammed by Antroz in Jetrax T6 flying by, being chased by Lewa and Pohatu in Rockoh T3 and Axalara T9. Kopaka shatters into his pieces again) Vamprah: ...! Gadunka: RAHR!! Ultra-Kal: Gadunka! There's no need to say that! Even if Antroz really is one. Antroz: Hey! I am not a... WHOA!!! (pulls up as he's about to hit a wall) Kongu: I can stop this Makuta! MORTARS!! Ultra-Kal: Typing in all caps makes you a noob! Kongu: You're a noob! Ultra-Kal: That's offensive to my real-life self! You can't insult a PGS! Kongu: I... just... did. Kopaka's head: Kongu. Fire the mortar already. Kongu: Oh, yeah. (fires the mortar, blowing up Jetrax T6's front end) Antroz: Argh! (the Jetrax T6's damage is repaired) Kopaka (rebuilt): I didn't know Makuta had the regeneration power. Vamprah shrugs. Antroz (thinking): Ha ha. These morons will never figure out that the Jetrax T6 is capable of repairing itself! (speaking) Mwahahahahaha!!! Pohatu: Pipe down, pinky. We're trying to destroy you! Antroz: No one calls me pink! I am red! Shadow! Antroz grabs the Rockoh T3 with a shadow hand and smashes it into the ground, breaking it into all of its pieces. Pohatu: Oh, no! Antroz: Vultraz, finish him! I will handle the green one. (flies back towards Lewa) Vultraz: Say bye-bye! Spiriah (flying in): No way, Jose! Vultraz: My name's not Jose! Spiriah punches the front end of Vultraz's craft down, sending it flipping downwards. Vultraz: Nooooooooo!!!!! (the craft lands upside down and blows up) Spiriah: Thank you for not saying, "and blows into nothing." Otherwise, he'd come back. Pohatu: You saved me, Spiriah. Thanks. Spiriah: I really wouldn't have done if Brutaka hadn't told me to. Pohatu: 1, why did he want to save me? 2, why did you listen to him? Spiriah: 1, Brutaka likes to have allies. 2, (gets scared) he scares me, man. (flies off) Pohatu: Well, all's well that ends... Oh, yeah. We still have the Antroz and Lewa fight scene. Cut to where Antroz and Lewa are flying at each other head-on. Kopaka, Ultra-Kal, Vamprah, Kongu and Gadunka watch them. What will happen to Antroz and Lewa? Who will become victorious? Will Mazeka kill something? Is Vultraz really dead? Find out next time! -------------------- |
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Jun 23 2008, 06:43 AM
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Not bad! I like the part where Vultraz gets blown into nothing!
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Jun 28 2008, 07:00 AM
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Not bad. It wasn't very funny though. But thats all right! It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to allow Philbert to write in these six new Toa without having to do flashback or an introduction. Oh. Little Ahkmou In Ear:*Tiny voice* Kohli balls for sale! Come and get 'em! Made of: Ear wax, stone, infected-stuff-Makuta has. Sporting size: AS MANY AS YOU WANT! Hahahahahaha! <.< >.> O.O Did any body see that? Yeah, I better go take my medicine. So you had an ear infection? I think you should send a microscopic Takua and Pohatu in there instead of your medicine. |
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Jun 28 2008, 05:22 PM
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Not bad. It wasn't very funny though. But thats all right! It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to allow Philbert to write in these six new Toa without having to do flashback or an introduction. Oh. Little Ahkmou In Ear:*Tiny voice* Kohli balls for sale! Come and get 'em! Made of: Ear wax, stone, infected-stuff-Makuta has. Sporting size: AS MANY AS YOU WANT! Hahahahahaha! <.< >.> O.O Did any body see that? Yeah, I better go take my medicine. So you had an ear infection? I think you should send a microscopic Takua and Pohatu in there instead of your medicine. Exactly so, Vamprah. Cool. I can't wait for another one! |
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Jun 28 2008, 11:53 PM
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Epid Soda 14
Kongu: Hey Jaller, this Epid Soda tastes really good. Jaller: What the Karzahnni does "Epid" mean? Kongu: I don't know, it's probably someone's last name or something. It says it's by the makers of Sprite. Jaller: Sprite? Sprite?!?!? Kongu: What? Jaller: How dare you pollute this comedy with your noobish Sprite references? Die, noob! *Jaller blasts Kongu with fire* Narrator: Well, onto the show... Kongu: When did we get a narrator? Epid Soda Commercial Guy: I know, they gave us a narrator too! Narrator: I SAID ONTO THE SHOW! Jaller: All caps? All caps?!?!? Narrator: What? Jaller: How dare you pollute this comedy with your noobish all-caps-typing? Die, noob! *Jaller blasts the narrator into nothing* Jaller: Yahahaha! I shall blast it all into nothing! *Jaller blasts Vultraz's charred plastic remains into nothing* In Nothing... Narrator: This is boring. Vultraz: Come with me! *Vultraz opens a portal to Something and enters, followed shortly after by the narrator* In Something... (AKA the house) Antroz: Prepare to die, Lewa! Lewa: Ha! Your puny vehicle is no match for my $80 gigantic one! *Vultraz and the narrator fall out of the sky* Antroz: Who are you? Narrator: I'm actually... *pulls of mask* Takanuva! *Takanuva lands on Jetrax T6* Antroz: Thanks for that, Takanuva. Takanuva: Huh? Antroz: You just unwittingly released all your energy into the Jetrax T6! Takanuva: So? Antroz: Just look at it! Takanuva: It changed colors. Your point? Antroz: Now I can defeat Lewa easily! Lewa: How? Antroz: Yellow is my favorite color, therefore inspiring me to fight harder! Lewa: Oh no! We're doomed! Balta: Not on my specialized time-telling piece of mechanical wrist armor! Velika: Hey, I designed that for you! Balta: Your point being? Velika: You didn't give me credit. Balta: Waitaminute, don't you usually talk in riddles? Velika: Oh, right, I forgot. If you are to poke a Nui-Jaga, surely it will- Balta: I wasn't saying you should start again!! Velika: Sorry. Wait, who made you the leader anyway? Balta: I'm the red one. Kapura: So am I. Balta: Then who's the leader? Kapura: We shall confront eachother to find out! Antroz: Hey Lewa, let's abandon our battle for a few seconds to watch them fight to the death! Lewa: They're playing rock-paper-scissors. Antroz: So? People can still die in rock-paper-scissors! *Undetailed flashback to when Artahka somehow assassinates Makuta Kojol through a game of rock-paper-scissors* WHICH TOA OF FIRE WILL WIN? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT! This post has been edited by Philbert Cheese Steak: Jun 28 2008, 11:53 PM |
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Jun 29 2008, 01:47 AM
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Funny stuff, Philbert! Most of it wasn't about Lewa and Antroz, but that's okay!
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Jun 29 2008, 08:40 PM
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Wow, rock-paper-scissors is so epic. Awesome and how ironic Antroz's favorite color is yellow. *coughgirlymakutacough*
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Jun 30 2008, 11:14 AM
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Wow, rock-paper-scissors is so epic. Awesome and how ironic Antroz's favorite color is yellow. *coughgirlymakutacough* Yellow isn't a girly color, and there is no such thing as a masculine/feminine color. And, Zentan, that's being sexist a little bit. -------------------- |
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Jul 6 2008, 08:03 PM
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Great comedy!
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Jul 6 2008, 09:43 PM
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No, I'll make it so something happens where only the small group was captured. This post has been edited by Spike964: Jul 6 2008, 09:48 PM -------------------- |
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Jul 14 2008, 12:22 AM
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I am back, and you are right, Takano.
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Jul 14 2008, 09:55 PM
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Um... I always hate waiting for new chapters.
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
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Jul 15 2008, 06:59 AM
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Jul 15 2008, 11:01 AM
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Um... I always hate waiting for new chapters. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Cool. And will there be Maroran there? Yeppers. -------------------- |
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Jul 15 2008, 03:16 PM
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Um... I always hate waiting for new chapters. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Cool. And will there be Maroran there? Yeppers. Coola droola. |
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Jul 15 2008, 06:16 PM
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Sorry if the next episode will be a while. Yesterday I wrote 3 long chapters for a comedy that is yet to be posted, and 2 the day before that, so my idea supply is a bit exhausted.
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Jul 16 2008, 09:14 PM
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Episode 18!
*The group catches up with Antroz and his army* Tahu: Prepare to be torn to bits, Antroz! Antroz: With what? That shield of yours? Tahu: Hey! Lego Shop at Home says it's a rotating blade! Antroz: Shop at Home? Is that like Bionicle at Home? His Royal Spikeness: Hey, who put a shop in my house? Come back here, Tanma, you cretin! *Tanma runs into a wall and loses his leg again* Tanma: Looks like I'll have to go back to pirating. His Royal Spikeness: How many times do I have to tell you that you can just snap it back on? Tanma: But my fragile lime green joint cracked all over! Tahu: That sounds like it hurt. Mazeka: Tahu, were you even with us? Co-Author Philbert: I don't know, I was too lazy to check the last chapter. PGS Philbert: Hey, it's me! Co-Author Philbert: Hey, it's me! I wouldn't have thought we could be alive at the same time... *Co-Author Philbert is trampled to death by a herd of desks* Brutaka: Not the desks again! It's time to end this randomness once and for all before this starts looking like a noob comedy! Random Noob: yo thars Brutika :randomandnoobishemoticonthatdoesntexistandisalwaysformattedlikethis: Mazeka: What are you going to do, Brutaka? Brutaka: I'm taking you all to Ice Cream Land! Mazeka: Where? Tahu: I think he means that ride in Disneyland where all these creepy animatronic two-dimensional kids keep popping up and it's all like "It's and Ice Cream Land after all, it's an Ice Cream Land after all, it's an Ice Cream Land after all, it's an Ice Cream Land after all! It's a land of ice cream and ice cream and ice cream, it's a land of ice cream and i-ice cream, etcetera, etcetera" and then one of the kids breaks and falls into the water that you're riding in and the singing starts slowing down and getting all deep and then it stops and there's electricity all over the water and- Brutaka: No. Tahu: Then I have no idea. Brutaka: I'll just have to show you then. To Ice Cream Land, away! *Brutaka teleports everyone to Ice Cream Land* Antroz: Um, this is just a barren wasteland... but with ice cream. Philbert: That's because we haven't arrived at my hometown yet! HTB: I never knew you came from Ice Cream Land... Zath: That's because this isn't the real Philbert! Ultra-Kal: What do you mean? Tahu: I think he means like that one thing in Twilight Zone where they all were saying eachother were monsters and then lights started working randomly and they said it was the monsters but it was actually aliens so I don't know why they were calling them monsters but anyway then they thought this one guy in the distance was the monster so they shot him but it turned out he wasn't so then they were all like- Zath: No. Tahu: I guess my opinion isn't wanted here, then. Zath: What I mean is that he's a Brotherhood member disguised as Philbert. The real Philbert is probably locked in the closet or something! HTB: Then's let's destroy the imposter! Yoshi: Burn! Tranquilize! Whatever else I said in the last chapter! Philbert: Why is everyone attacking me? WILL PHILBERT BE BRUTALLY MAULED? WILL THEY EVER RETURN FROM ICE CREAM LAND? WILL TAHU STOP RAMBLING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BIONICLE AT HOME: THE SEQUEL! This post has been edited by Philbert Cheese Steak: Jul 17 2008, 02:44 PM |
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Jul 16 2008, 10:26 PM
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Episode 18! *The group catches up with Antroz and his army* Tahu: Prepare to be torn to bits, Antroz! Antroz: With what? That shield of yours? Tahu: Hey! Lego Shop at Home says it's a rotating blade! Antroz: Shop at Home? Is that like Bionicle at Home? His Royal Spikeness: Hey, who put a shop in my house? Come back here, Tanma, you cretin! *Tanma runs into a wall and loses his leg again* Tanma: Looks like I'll have to go back to pirating. His Royal Spikeness: How many times do I have to tell you that you can just snap it back on? Tanma: But my fragile lime green joint cracked all over! Tahu: That sounds like it hurt. Mazeka: Tahu, were you even with us? Co-Author Philbert: I don't know, I was too lazy to check the last chapter. PGS Philbert: Hey, it's me! Co-Author Philbert: Hey, it's me! I wouldn't have thought we could be alive at the same time... *Co-Author Philbert is trampled to death by a herd of desks* Brutaka: Not the desks again! It's time to end this randomness once and for all before this starts looking like a noob comedy! Random Noob: yo thars Brutika :randomandnoobishemoticonthatdoesntexistandisalwaysformattedlikethis: Mazeka: What are you going to do, Brutaka? Brutaka: I'm taking you all to Ice Cream Land! Mazeka: Where? Tahu: I think he means that ride in Disneyland where all these creepy animatronic two-dimensional kids keep popping up and it's all like "It's and Ice Cream Land after all, it's an Ice Cream Land after all, it's an Ice Cream Land after all, it's an Ice Cream Land after all! It's a land of ice cream and ice cream and ice cream, it's a land of ice cream and i-ice cream, etcetera, etcetera" and then one of the kids breaks and falls into the water that you're riding in and the singing starts slowing down and getting all deep and then it stops and there's electricity all over the water and- Brutaka: No. Tahu: Then I have no idea. Brutaka: I'll just have to show you then. To Ice Cream Land, away! *Brutaka teleports everyone to Ice Cream Land* Antroz: Um, this is just a barren wasteland... but with ice cream. Philbert: That's because we haven't arrived at my hometown yet! HTB: I never new you came from Ice Cream Land... Zath: That's because this isn't the real Philbert! Ultra-Kal: What do you mean? Tahu: I think he means like that one thing in Twilight Zone where they all were saying eachother were monsters and then lights started working randomly and they said it was the monsters but it was actually aliens so I don't know why they were calling them monsters but anyway then they thought this one guy in the distance was the monster so they shot him but it turned out he wasn't so then they were all like- Zath: No. Tahu: I guess my opinion isn't wanted here, then. Zath: What I mean is that he's a Brotherhood member disguised as Philbert. The real Philbert is probably locked in the closet or something! HTB: Then's let's destroy the imposter! Yoshi: Burn! Tranquilize! Whatever else I said in the last chapter! Philbert: Why is everyone attacking me? WILL PHILBERT BE BRUTALLY MAULED? WILL THEY EVER RETURN FROM ICE CREAM LAND? WILL TAHU STOP RAMBLING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BIONICLE AT HOME: THE SEQUEL! That was good! I'll try less and less to make this a noob comedy, because you have shown me that it's headed down that road. -------------------- |
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Jul 16 2008, 11:19 PM
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I wasn't hinting at that. I was saying that the randomness in my chapter was getting a bit noobish, so I pointed it out as a joke.
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Jul 17 2008, 12:13 AM
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I wasn't hinting at that. I was saying that the randomness in my chapter was getting a bit noobish, so I pointed it out as a joke. It was a great joke, but since there are so many noob comedies, I'm going to try to be different so my comedy will be more unique than it is right now. This post has been edited by His Royal Spikeness: Jul 17 2008, 12:15 AM -------------------- |
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Jul 17 2008, 07:15 AM
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Nice job, Mr. Cheese Stake! I like the part where you get trampled by desks.
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Jul 21 2008, 12:20 AM
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So... nothing. Nothing yet. But! Some things should happen soon. Hopefully.
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Jul 27 2008, 01:33 AM
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I... hate... rock ussals. Me too! But I like regular Ussals. Pewku's pretty cool. -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2008, 07:00 PM
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So whens the next episode?
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Jul 29 2008, 12:38 AM
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Sorry, I wrote the next episode, but Philbert said he could, so I'll let him.
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Jul 29 2008, 12:40 AM
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Episode 20!
Philbert: Don't maim me! *trips over something* Zath: What's that he tripped over? Takano: It appears to be some sort of white-gloved hand. Truhper: Nonsense, it's just an ice formation. *Michael Hydraxon emerges from the snow* Michael Hydraxon (MH): Hello there, little Toa! Did you miss me? Takano: Hey, I'm not a Toa! I'm a raptor! *MH forces Takano to shapeshift back into a Toa* Truhper: Wow, this guy's powerful. HTB: And famous. Zath: And creepy. HTB: Here here. MH: Well, I'm off to Matoro's Interview Adventure, the Sequel! Takano: Why? MH: So I can resume messing up people's faces! HTB: Who are you, anyway? MH: I'm Ice Cream Land's local supervillain, psychopath, semi-evil genius, celebrity, and total creep! Anyway, I'm leaving now. Toodles! *opens a portal and hops in* Takano: Did he really just change comedies? Truhper: Can you believe he didn't do anything to us? Zath: Who says "toodles" these days? Seriously... HTB: Hey, he left the portal open. *Philbert from Matoro's Interview Adventure 2 falls out* Takano: So that's were the imposter was hiding Philbert! Truhper: Here's a taste of your own medicine, imposter! *The PGSes toss the real Philbert into the portal, which then closes* MIA2 Philbert: Where am I? Meanwhile... *Helryx dodges the Aura Storm* Helryx: Is that even a real attack? Co-Author Philbert: I don't know, I don't remember it. Desks: Get him! Co-Author Philbert: Help meee! *The Noob Hat lands on one of the desks* Desk: i m n inaminutt objict,. Htat iz soo l3345t!!! *The desk explodes so as to avoid polluting this comedy with randomness - oh, wait...* Lucario: What's this? Helryx: What? Lucario: When that desks exploded, bits of cheese flew out of the ground. Brutaka: Oh yeah, I forgot about the cheese-flavored ice cream. Going here was not one of the wiser things I've done. Lucario: What do you mean? Tahu: I think he means like- Brutaka: No. I mean the Matoran- All Matoran: CHEESE-FLAVORED ICE CREAM!!!! Jaller: Noobish all-caps typing! Prepare to die, noobs! Tanma: Arrrg, I be a cheese pirate! Avast! Brutaka: Okay, that was just stupid. Tahu: Stupid? You mean like when I rant on and on and on and on and then everyone's all like "No" so then I get all sad and I think my opinion isn't wanted and start using emoticons in my speech and then- Brutaka: No. Tahu: See? There it is again! WILL JALLER EXACT HIS ANTI-NOOB WRATH? WILL THE REAL PHILBERT EVER RETURN? WILL THE MATORAN EAT ICE CREAM LAND? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BIONICLE AT HOME: THE SEQUEL! I know, that was horribly random, but I had to edit it in a hurry. This post has been edited by Philbert Cheese Steak: Jul 29 2008, 01:43 AM |
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Jul 29 2008, 01:48 AM
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Episode 21! Last time, Jaller was about to exact his anti-noob wrath. Will he? Let's find out!
Jaller: Die, noob...! Just as Jaller is about to maul the Matoran, Pohatu rams him with the Rockoh T3. Pohatu: Oops. Helryx: Wait! We're still fighting! (she tries to hit Lucario but misses) Lucario: Hey! (uses Drain Punch, weakening Helryx and strengthening himself) Gorast tries to drain Gali's light but is grabbed by Axonn and flung into Bitil. Dekar: 'Ello, I'm a noob! Cause I'MA FIRIN my LAZER!!! (gets googly eyes and an open mouth. The lazer fires from Dekar's cartoony mouth and sends everybody back to the house) Lucario: We're back! (is sucked into a portal, sending him to Sinnoh) I'll be back! (portal closes) Lewa: That was random. Antroz: I have an idea. Let's end this war and just do our random things. Everyone else: Yeah. And so, everyone did their random things and regrouped to their normal groups. At the Pirraki base... Avak: Hello, fellas, what's up? Mantax: Hello, Avak. Just doing my regular receptionist stuff. Reidak: Hey, guys, can we get more donuts? Suddenly, Takano (in raptor form) walks in through the automatic doors and roars. Takano: Doooooonuts!!!! (tramples Avak and runs off) Avak: Help... me... Mantax: Why? Suddenly, an army of Slizers come in through the front door. Haru: I claim this as my headquarters to start my empire! Reidak: Aaah!! A power-hungry PGS! (is carried off by a few Slizers) Heellllpp me! Mantax runs off and is chased by a bunch of Slizers. Haru: Avak, is that you? Avak (weakly): Yes. Haru: Get up. You are now my minion. Avak (getting up): But why? Haru: That, or you're my prisoner. Avak: Minion it is! Soon, the Slizers capture all of the Pirraki (besides Avak) and carry them to the new prison Haru created. Haru: Now the Brotherhood, then the Toa Mahri! Meanwhile... Sanders: All right, everyone! You are being sent back down to Earth so you can prevent Haru's takeover of the house! Matoro: Uhh... why did we come to Kingdom Come when we died? Nidhiki: And how did Krekka and I end up here? Lhikan: And how did I end up here? Monroe: Quiet! Now go! Soon, the strike team consisting of Matoro (the leader), Nidhiki, Krekka, Turaga Lhikan, Turaga Jovan, Toa Tuyet, Botar, Carapar, Spiriah and Sidorak are sent back down to the house. Matoro: Men and Tuyet, let's move... Suddenly, they are surrounded by Slizers. Haru: Ah ha! The killed off characters! March them to the prison! Suddenly, the surrounding turns into a battle that is being witnessed by the Toa Mahri. Hahli: Matoro's back? Hewkii: And I got a ficus and some heavy metal music! Kongu: No one cares. Hahnah crab: And no one ever will. Hewkii: And don't I know it! (runs off crying) Waaaaah! Will the killed off characters defeat the Slizers? Find out on the next Bionicle at Home: the Sequel! This post has been edited by His Royal Spikeness: Jul 29 2008, 01:28 PM -------------------- |
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Jul 29 2008, 06:28 AM
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Cool new episodes! I like the part about Tanma the pirate. My brother can't get enough of that. I read him the chapter with Tanma stealing stuff, and now he has his little group called the hoodlums.
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Jul 29 2008, 03:24 PM
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Jul 30 2008, 06:28 PM
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Oh yeah...
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Aug 7 2008, 06:45 PM
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Nice, I liked the prose generator part.
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