Shadowlion's Book Alcove, It's a comedy library! Options

Yes. It is time for a complete and utter revamp of my library. Here are my works, as well as some of others that I found particularly good. I might even upload some sneak peeks into new comedies that are yet to be posted. You may also leave comments on my writing in general or requests here. Please don't look and leave. Right, here we go.

MY COMEDIES

The Happy Vamprah Chronicles
My first comedy! Vamprah reveals a hidden side of himself, expressing his thoughts and recollections in his journal. Get hilarious new insights on the League of 6 Kingdoms, Shadow Matoran and how the Makuta really became blind.

Finally Gorast was the last one standing. She turned to look at Chirox and he ran away screaming. I'm serious, she's that ugly!

Gorast put one of her four (ugly ) hands behind her back. I did the same, except I only had two hands, and they weren't ugly (Oh, wait. They were ugly, but not as ugly as hers. She's that ugly!).

We could in theory, have tiptoed past him and gotten away easily with the mask, but Antroz (obnoxious nerdy brat that he is) just had to comment on Umbra's physique.

"HAHA! You call yourself a titan/warrior set? Ha! Even we canister sets are bigger than you. And what weapon do you have? Just a rhotuka spinner! And your mask is just ripped off of Whenua's mask! And you are sold really cheaply too! You must be really pathetic!"

Latest Chapter: 8- The Rakhshi
Co-author: Xaloo
GS/PGS: None
Accepting: Story ideas, banners/artwork
Status: Active
New chapter up approximately on: 12 August

Bionimart
My second comedy. The Toa Nuva try to run a supermarket! Unfortunately, Tahu's hyper, Gali's tempermental, Pohatu is lazy, Lewa is annoying, Kopaka is boring, Takanuva is suck-uppish and Onua is just...well, nonexistant. Evil slave-driving manager BOB also stars in this comedy, but a recent turn of events has changed things...
For light hearted typical "selling stuff/run a store" comedy lovers, check out Bionimart now!

Me: Relax! Pohatu won't get away with it so easily this time. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr. Takamanuvama the Great: Hey! That's my line!

Me: You haven't even been introduced in the story yet! Go away!

MTTG: You'll pay for this! MWHAHAHAHAHA! *Runs and jumps out of the window*

MTTG (faintly): ow… Hey! A cookie!

BOB: Haven't you ever wondered why my name is always spelt in caps?

Kopaka: Nope, not really. I just thought it was spelt that way.

Pohatu: I thought the author's caps lock was on when he typed it.

Onua: I know! I know! It's- *Onua is stepped on by everyone else*

Lewa: I just thought you were stupid.

Takanuva: Wait…your name is BOB?

Latest Chapter: 8- The Managerial Elections (Part 2)
Co-author: Vornazar Nui
GS/PGS: The Improbable Co'ath, frezon toa of ice, Kardas Nuva, The Guy Named Takamanuvama, Toa Kopaka Freak
Accepting: Story ideas, banners/artwork
Status: Active
New chapter up approximately on: 5 September

Takanuva's Package
My third comedy, a two post thing. Takanuva receives an...interesting present for his birthday. His new Ussanui is annoying, pathetic, and has a horrible colour scheme. And the obnoxious handbook that came with it is no better, making snide comments on every page. Possibly my best piece of comedic literature yet.

When he finally had calmed down, Takanuva climbed aboard the seat of the Ussanui and turned his key to start it up. Despite all the cool engine noises the Ussanui was making, it wouldn't actually go anywhere. So once again, Takanuva reluctantly turned to his handbook.

Petrol not included.

Man, that was stupid.

To fuel the Ussanui, insert a kraata into the kraata storage space/engine/makuta leg piece that also doubles as a convenient hiding place for Ga-matoran chronicler wannabe stowaways. Not suitable for storing bowling balls.

Ussanui: Vroom vroom!

Takanuva gasped. How could this thing be talking (or vrooming) in script?!?! He turned once again to the handbook.

The Ussanui has many functions and is a marvel of modern technology. It can speak 57 different languages, has a flight range of 5000 kio/litre and can do the washing! Unless of course, you have the toy version which only flies around 100 metres no matter how much more fuel you put in, and has a vocabulary limited to "Vroom vroom!" which it says annoyingly often, and in script. In which case, we feel sorry for you. Dang, someone must hate you a lot!

Stupid Toa Nuva. They got me a cheap bootleg toy! Takanuva thought loudly.

Ussanui: Vroom vroom!

Latest Chapter: Part 2
Co-author: None
GS/PGS: None
Accepting: None
Status: Completed
Next chapter up approximately on: No more chapters, comedy completed

The Toa Nuva's Package
Sequel to Takanuva's Package, the Toa Nuva get their adaptive armour, much to their unhappiness. Featuring the obnoxious handbook once again, and revealing the owner of the bootleg factory!
Chapters will be done so that each one features one toa, with the exception of the prologue.

Then suddenly it dawned on him. Lime green colour scheme, blue visor, weird airplane like apparel attached to him…he was becoming a Hahli Mahri.

Hey Hahli, Jaller is walking by with his crab right now. Do you feel like making out with him?

A loud and strangely girlish scream echoed throughout the whole of the factory, frightening Jaller and his crab away.

The Toa Nuva poofed back into their own dimension in front of a large podium. There was no one standing behind it, but a voice emanated from the speaker mounted on top.

"Why, hello there, and welcome to Bootlegs R Us. How may I help you?"

Lewa, having already read a leaked copy of BL8, was shocked.

"But isn't this the part where we go to Artakha?"

"Why yes it is. This is Artakha."

"I thought Artakha was a random great guy."

"My name is Artakha as well. I mean, come on! If Mata Nui can name an island after himself, why not me?"

"Mata Nui sounds nicer."

"Oh shut up."

Latest Chapter: 2- Lewa
Co-author: None
GS/PGS: None
Accepting: Artwork/banners
Status: Active
Next chapter up approximately on: 25 September

Ask Dead Guys!
Lhikan and Nidhiki run an ask comedy with a bunch of other dead guys. That's about it really.

Gimme yo moneh foo!

-Vezok

Lhikan: Sure! Here you go!

Vezok: Shweet! *Runs to his new penthouse on Voya Nui*

Botar: Terrible! There shall be no theft here! It is dishonourable and EVIL!

Nidhiki: Hey Matoro, look! A convenient distraction!

Matoro: Wither doth it be?

Nidhiki: *Steals Matoro's wallet* Oh, you missed it.

Botar: You're under arrest! I'm bringing you to the pit! *Teleports with Nidhiki, and ends up in exactly the same spot*

Nidhiki: We're already in the pit, genius.

Botar: Darn.

Lhikan: Wow Nidhiki! You won that game of poker again! You rock!

Nidhiki: Maybe if you stopped holding your cards facing me…

Lhikan: Nonsense! I keep nothing hidden from my friends! BFFs! *Glomps*

Tuyet: So…do I get some prosthetic legs or something? I can't walk you know? Hey, I'm talking to you!

Nidhiki: *Pushes Tuyet face down in the sand*

Tuyet: *muffled* I'll kill you all!

Latest Chapter: 3
Co-author: None
GS/PGS: None
Accepting: Artwork/banners
Status: Active
Next chapter up approximately on: 10 October

300 Words
A noob comedy that Jaller and Hydraxon started is quickly dealt with by the SPARTANS! Woohoo for 300 quotes! One post comedy.

The Spartans start splatting pies on their swords and stuff, killing the horrible humour in the comedy and otherwise beating Jaller and Hydraxon up.

Jaller: This is madness!

Hydraxon: yeah! And I know what madness is! I take pills for it twice a day!

RS1: Madness…? THIS IS SPARTA!

Jaller: HIZORZ! Wlecom to Spamta!

RS1: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

RS2: Actually, the strange looking crab lover appears to be correct.

RS3: Indeed. After all, there is a sign there in the middle of the flowerbed saying "Welcome to Spamta!"

RS1: THIS IS SPARTA!

RS2: Suit yourself.

Latest Chapter: The first and last.
Co-author: None
GS/PGS: None
Accepting: Artwork/banners
Status: Finished
Next chapter up approximately on: It's over people.

Co-authored/Guest authored comedies

Bionicle Soap Operas
together with GFC, Jet Jaguar and Gerlicky

Bionicle City
by The Toa of Comedy's
I did chapter 3 for this currently inactive comedy

Planned Comedies (Nothing is confirmed)

The Generic Ask Comedy
Expected Release date: 1 October

Please do not steal ideas!

Reccommended Reading (Details to be added later)

So You Want To Be A Makuta?
by Bionus?

Whose Mask is it Anyway?
by Toa of Pi

The Quest For The Great Comedy Jokes Of Power
by Lewa0111

Kraahkan Quest
by Philbert Cheese Steak

Ask Makuta!
by Karzhani

Radiak's Believe it or not
by Jet Jaguar (Gr...rival!)
Co-authored by Cartman (Tafin)

Bionicle TV
by Xaloo

Ask Radiak
by GFC/ Cyclone

Cooking with Teridax!
by Vornazar Nui

For those whose works are not listed, please excuse me because I am still in the process of adding more info.

~Shadowlion~

This post has been edited by Shadowlion: Sep 21 2008, 07:07 AM

Report!

I'm Xaloo, Co-author of The happy Vamprah Chronicles , here to say that all of Shadowlion's comedies are hot topics Yay!

You should PM him with that. Also, Shadowlion, I'm going to be second to advertise you. I'm bored and want to advertise something that desn't belong to me. >:)

There. Happy?

[toa tafin]

Why yes I am.

MAJOR UPDATE!!!

I've put up the next chapter of The Toa Nuva's Package, featuring Lewa, as well as two new comedies, Ask Dead Guys and 300 Words. 300 Words is one-post. Hope you'll enjoy them!

300 words was brilliant. And I doubt that it's possible to have too many comedies. I really should do that library of mine.

Sadly, you can't add BWCOSS to your suggested comedies. EVERYONE loves that comedy.

-Phovos

I never said you could have too many comedies. If I did, I wouldn't really be worried, because there are quite a few people who have a lot more than me. *coughphovoscough*

Thanks for reading 300 words though.

I could add BWCOSS and link it to the thing in your blog, eh?

Add my nw and imroved comedy Cooking With Terdax on It! Please?