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 Jul 16 2008, 05:52 PM
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 Descending into Protodermis  Group: New Members Posts: 987 Joined: 6-August 06 Member No.: 44012 
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YWN: Hello, hello, all, and welcome to my new comedy, starring the Makuta we all know and love, Vamprah!
Hakann: Hey, what about me-- YWN: *shoves Hakann away* That comedy's still going on, but let's introduce the star of THIS comedy! Vamprah: ... YWN: Say hi, Vamprah. Vamprah: *casually chewing on a mask* YWN: ....  Uhm, Vamprah?Vamprah: *stares at YWN* YWN: Stop...staring...at me... Vamprah: *returns to chewing on mask* YWN: *clears throat* ANYWAY--wait, why am I even having an Ask Comedy about VAMPRAH?! The guy doesn't even talk! Vamprah: ... YWN: See what I mean? Vamprah: ... YWN: Oh my, that's some serious silence, there...OH YOU KNOW WHAT! Let's change this comedy a little, nyeh? We'll make it an interview show, where you interview random BIONICLE characters or people on BZP--if they send you a PM with their "name" for this comedy, the "personality" they want for their guest, and all that jazz. I'll put the form at the end of this post, but ANYWAY! INTERVIEW SHOWS, YES! Let's start with you, Vamprah. How are you feeling today? Vamprah: *chews on mask* YWN: Ah, I see, so you're hungry. What do you like to eat, Vamprah? 'I really shouldn't ask this...' Vamprah: ....*uses shadow hand to bring in terrfied Av-Matoran* YWN: I see. How, um...lovely. And here's something I'm sure everyone's just dying to know--why do you not talk? Chirox: Well, obviously, he doesn't know how to. YWN: But I thought Makuta were supposed to be supercalafragilistikexpealadociously smart? Chirox: Well, we are, but Vamprah doesn't know how to talk because.... YWN: 'Is it because if he talks, he'll spread evil to the world, just by making sounds? Or or...maybe it's because his breath smelled really bad after eating a Kanohi dragon one day...IT'S GOTTA BE EPIC! He's a Makuta!' Chirox: ...he didn't feel like it. YWN: WHAT?! THAT ISN'T EPIC AT ALL! Chirox: Well...anyway....I don't care. I'm going to go back to being...evil. Right. Evil. *leaves* YWN: Vamprah, what are your hobbies? Vamprah: ... YWN: I see, so playing golf is one of your hobbies. Vamprah: ... YWN: And painting? Wow, for some reason...imagining either of those with your hands is just...impossible. Care to demonstrate? *gives a paintbrush and a canvas to Vamprah* Vamprah: *snaps paintbrush in two and eats the paper* YWN: Okay, how about golf? Vamprah: *snaps golf-thing-which-I-can't-remember-the-name-of in two and kicks the ball* YWN: You know, this isn't very funny. I think I'm going to wait for someone more interesting. Vamprah: *glares* *uses Mask on YWN* YWN: Why do I seem so sad all of a sudden? It's like....my heart's a black abyss of nothingness...or something like that. Oh man...suddenly...suddenly, I really want to go into a corner and...POCKY! Vamprah: *stares because something overcame his mask* Tanma: For some reason, I get the feeling that we really need Pocky.... --------------------  Credits to Dr. Random: Turaga of Stars for the awesome sig! (and Lake Protodermis designs). Ohhoho, I'm descending into protodermis! ...hope it doesn't kill me, or anything crazy like that. 0_o Links to My Topics: Bionicle Legends Five: Inferno Ask Hakann The Incredibly Strange World of YWN Ask Vampr--YWN's Interview Show My First Theory: Use of the Staff of Artahka? My First Epic: The Rise and Fall of Maea Nui |
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Jul 16 2008, 07:30 PM
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Seeker Group: New Members Posts: 254 Joined: 17-January 07 Member No.: 51099
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xD Lolz. More YWN insanity!
This is better than AH, says I. -------------------- -BZPRPG profiles- I am the emptiness inside your belly, A hunger you must sate. I am the crawling swarm Destroying all you create. I am the violence in the world, Diplomacy too late. I am your final friend, Keeper of Heaven's gate. Go. Move forth, my merry men. Bring the planet to its end. |
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Jul 16 2008, 07:31 PM
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 Inhabitant Group: New Members Posts: 0 Joined: 10-May 07 Member No.: 56922
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Pretty funny! I like how you changed the idea halfway through the first chapter. I may want to get in on this before all the spots are full...
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