 The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar!, Oh! I missed it so much! But it's back! *sob*! |
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  Jul 26 2008, 09:19 AM
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I made this comedy literally two years ago (o.o), and it was popular despite its terrible format (script). My comics based off this used to be popular, until everyone forgot about this comdey. So, I'm bringing it back as prose! I present: THE BARRAKI OWN A SUSHI BAR!!! Here are the archives, with all my old, noobish episodes: THE ARCHIVES note: the smileys were lost due to a sad copy-and-pasting error. If you'd like to see them in their full glory, check out my old topic, linked here! The Barraki Own A Sushie Bar! Chapter one-their first customer The Barraki are at work in prizon one day when they are fired. "Why aare we fired?! We're PRIZONERS, for Mata Nui's sake!" Botar said that they didn't do their job. "WHAT job?!" "you're already too loud. You guys are so lound, an avalanche was created and killed Hydraxon." "Shouldn't we STAY in prizon for that???" "No. You are going to own a sushi bar." *** The toa of the past get ready to deal with the barraki... "Alright, time to make sushi out of those fishies!" "Ummm...they beat us to it." *NEWS* Barraki are opening sushi bar! Because of being fired from jail, they now must own a sushi bar! Chef Kalmah said-"But we were in JAIL. We should STAY THERE." That is (rumors say) why he is wearing an apron. The barraki walked up to the shop. It was their first day at the sushi place. They had a big bag of fish in their hands. Karzahni was their first customer. Karzahni-Where is the sushi?! Takadox-Right in your face! Karzahni-All I see is raw fish with seaweed and rice! Takadox-And avacadoes! Karzahni-But WHERE IS THE SUSHI?! Takadox-And avacado-dos. Karzahni-Oh well. I'll have the 'totally NOT sushi dessert'. It might be sushi! Takadox-Suuuuuuuuure it will. *** Carapar was the waiter. He had to wear a necktie. And a tuxedo. He swam over to karzahni, holding a menu. Carapar-would you care for a drink? Karzahni-sure. I'll have water. Carapar-Oh, sorry. We're out. Karzahni-ok, I'll have...water. Carapar-got it! *** It had been a long time. Finally, ehlek came in with a cup. Carapar was shoved in it. ehlek-oh waiter, coooooomin up! Karzahni-what ook so long?! Ehlek-when you said you wanted WAITER, we had to shove carapar in a cup! Karzahin-I'll skip my drink. How about an appetizer? ehlek-Whatcha' want? Karzahni-hmmmm...sea squid. Ehlek-OK! *** Ehlek swam up with a giant squid a few minutes later. It ate of Karzahni's hands. Karzahni-I wanted it DEAD! Ehlek-ok, lemme' just shock its BRAIN... Karzahni-and deep-fried... Ehlek-I'll just shock it again... Karzahni-ya know what, i'm ready for my main dish. Ehlek hands him a plate. ehlek-enjoy! *** Karzahni took hours to eat his plate. especially without a mouth. So then kalmah handed him his bill. Karzahni-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?! carapar-you took soooooo much longer than our other customers to eat... Karzahni-grrrrrrrrr...WHAT OTHER CUSTOMERS?! Carapar-they were so fast, you missed 'em! Karzahni-I am a very clean bionicle. who are they? Carapar-The germs. This place has tons of 'em! Karzahni-AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Carapar-??? Kalmah-Don't forget to try our sea squid sundae next time! Pridak-Only $199.99! Karzahni-Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure, I'd looooooove to try it next time. Pridak-great! Carapar-Come back soon! *** The toa of the past then decided to go to the sushi bar... "It outa be GREAT!" See you next time on: The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! Banners- CODE CODE  I now accept guest stars, thanks to kernard:toa of dogs To add in your bionicle to the guest star list, pm me. Guest Stars: Kernard: toa of dogs Garfield Fan Maxilos The Makuta Chapter Five-Lesovikk is broke! (And after this episode, even broke(er)!) The Barraki were not doing well. Just look @ the newspaper- *NEWS* Bumbling Barraki own cheap sushi bar! Botar says- "Who cares. I'm just gonna' sit around with my cup of moca an watch 'em go insane, like they did in the pit. Except now they have to be social! MWAHAHAHAA!" *** Lesovikk was broke. The only 'cheap' place was that 'A Sushi Bar' place, the one Barraki owned. "Not like it's gonna be pricey. That newspaper said it was a cheap place! *** The Baraki were in business. People were pouring in. Even Scottish bionicles went there! But they always seemed upset with the prices. Then, Lesovikk walked in. "Hi. I want a cheap meal." Takadox-Okay. Please let Carrepair get you a seat. Carrepair-IT'S CARAPAR! Takadox-Now, now, Carrepair. I know you hate your na... Carrepair-IT's CARAPAR!!! NOW SHUT UP!!! Lesovikk-So where do I sit? Takadox-Carrepair will tell you. *** Lesovikk was at a seat. He looked at the menu. Lesovikk-Carrepair? Carrepair-Yes? Lesovikk-I'd like to order. Carrepair-Okay, I'll get the waiter. 5 hours later... Carrepair-Sorry, couldn't find him. Lesovikk- Aren't YOU the waiter?! Carrepair-Oh yeah. Lesovikk-Now I'd like to order. Carrepair-Okay. I'll get the waiter. *** Carrepair-So what do you want to drink? Lesovikk-Well, it's a tie between water or water. Wait..do you have water? Carrepair-We also have water! Lesovikk-Wow, I want water than! Carrepair-Final answer? Lesovikk-Wait...I see you also have WATER!!! I'll take it! Carrepair-Final Answer? Lesovikk-Wait, do you... *** Lesovikk regretted his decision. He shouldn't have gotten water. He should have gotten water! *** Carrepair came back with the food. Carapar-Here you are, the food! It was a dish with words 'the food' on it. The plate was bare. Lesovikk-WHERE'S THE FOOD! Carapar-The Food's right here! Lesovikk-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID ######! Carapar-Meany! Lesovikk-I'll take my bill. Carapar-You don't have a bill. Lesovikk-Wait, so this is FREE?! Carapar-No, here's your BILL. Lesovikk-TWENTY TRILLION DOLLARS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah!!!! Carapar-Plus $5,000.98 tax! Lesovikk-Wwhyyyyy! OH MATA NUI!!! Carapar-See you soon! Lesovikk-I thought this was CHEAP! Carapar-Cheap in qualty! Bye now! *Lesovikk screams, faints, and sleep-runs out the door, sleep-screaming.* See you next time on...The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! And now...the new episode!!! THe Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! Chapter Six-real dumb! The Barraki weren't doing well. Their next customer was toa Ignika. TI-Sooo, whats to eat? Carrepair-Follow me. Mata Nui-Hey, whatabout ME?! Carrpair-follow me! TI-but what about... *** Carrepair-whaddaya want, ignika? mn-what about me? C-what do you want, mata nui? Carrepair-whaddaya want, ignika? mn-what about me? C-what do you want, mata nui? Carrepair-whaddaya want, ignika? mn-what about me? C-what do you want, mata nui? Carrepair-whaddaya want, ignika? mn-what about me? C-what do you want, mata nui? Carrepair-whaddaya want, ignika? mn-what about me? C-what do you want, mata nui? Carrepair-whaddaya want, ignika? mn-what about me? C-what do you want, mata nui? *** C-alrighty, whaddaya want, GUYS, to drink? I-water MN-HEY I WANT WATER! I-BUT I DO TOO! MN-BUT I WANT IT!!! I-I WANTED IT FIRST! C-just shaddup and let me get you water! MN-BUT I WANT WATER!!! C-sheesh! ok! you shure?! MN-BUT I WANT WATER AS WELL! *** C-here your water! MN-BUT I WANTED WATERRR!!! I-HEY I WANT WATER TOO! C-OKAY i'll get you BOTH water! MN-but what about my water?! can I have IT too? *** C-heres your food. I-finally! MN-but I wanted food! C-you'll both get food! MN-but I don't want HIM to have food! *** C- alrighty, who wants the bill? MN-OOOH! IDOIDOIDOIDOOO! C-alright, ignika, u get it free, and YOU, mata nui, get to pay ME 5 zillion bucks! MN-Aaaaaw! HIS bill! See yuh next time on... The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! Chapter seven-Ehlek, Mantax, Carrepair(hey!) and Kalmah and Pridak's jumper cables The Barraki were not doing well. Pridak's birthday was coming up, and they didn't even have a gift for him. So, kalmah decided he'd better find one around the sushi shop and tell Pridak it cost him a zillion bucks. Knowing that his buddy just waisted all his money on something worthless and stupid would make Pridak happy. So Kalmah went into the supply cabinet. Kalmah-hm...what to get pridak for is birthday... He came across a pack of jumper cables. They were labeled 'emergency cables. Don't give them to Pridak for a birthday present, you #####.' Kalmah-Great! A pair of jumper cables! Jumper cables-but didn't you red my warning? Kalmah-my mommy told me not to talk to strange jumper cables. *** Kalmah showed his gift to Carrepair... Carrepair-It's CARAPAR! Kalmah-common, carrepair, whadaya think of Pridak's GIFT?! Carapar-It's CARREPAIR! Carrepair-It's CARAPAR! Kalmah-common, carrepair, whadaya think of Pridak's GIFT?! Carapar-It's CARREPAIR! Carrepair-It's CARAPAR! Kalmah-common, carrepair, whadaya think of Pridak's GIFT?! Carapar-It's CARREPAIR! Carrepair-It's CARAPAR! Kalmah-common, carrepair, whadaya think of Pridak's GIFT?! Carapar-It's CARREPAIR! Carrepair-It's CARAPAR! Kalmah-common, carrepair, whadaya think of Pridak's GIFT?! Carapar-It's CARREPAIR!!! *** Kalmah walked up to pridak. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. Kalmah-sooo, pridak, whadaya think of pridak's gift? Pridak-It had better cost a zillion bucks, or Pridak won't like it. *** Kalmah ripped (yes, ripped) up Pridak's gift and gave it to Pridak. Kalmah-Hey Pridak, this is Pridak's gift! Don't tell Pridak, pridak, but it's a set of jumper cables. Pridak-Ok. I promise not to tell Pridak. *** It was finally pridak's birthday. Kalmah was sure that Pridak would be suprised! Pridak himself told Kalmah he wouldn't tell Pridak. Kalmah-Haaaapy birthday, pridak! Pridak-AWESOME! Jumper cables that cost a zilion bucks! I hate you guys SOOOO much! Kalmah-So whatcha' gonna do with 'em? Pridak-Attach 'em to Ehlek and Mantax. Kalmah-cool! Ehlek-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Pridak-close your eyes... Ehlek-okaay... CLICK!Elek-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mantax-YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Pridak-This is soooooo fun! Then, the power shut off. The entire city's power, that is. Pridak-Oh dangit! botar-here's the electricity bill. Pridak-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! See ya next time on... The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! And now... EEE leader SKORM's guest epsiode!!!  The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar! Chapter eight-EEE Leader SKORM brings in hungry soldiers! The Barraki were not doing well. Pridak-WHY does it always say that at the beginning of each chapter?!! Kalmah-  uuuuuh...because we AREN'T doing well?Pridak-  *slaps face with claw*Kalmah-  Why'd you slap your face with your RIGHT claw? It's the one with eel guts on it!!Pridak-WHAT?  BLEEECH!Ehlek-And he called ME a sissy! I've got eel guts ALL OVER my body! Pridak-OH GROSS!!! IT'S GROSS! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!! Kalmah-  Maybe when he slapped his head, it gave Pridak amnesia!Pridak-Who's Pridak??? Kalmah-  We've lost him!Carrepair-nah. I'll just whap 'im on the head again! Carrepair-HEY!! IT'S CARAPAR! CARREPAIR! CARAPAR!! CARREPAIR! CARAPAR!! CARAPAR!! CARREPAIR! HA, YOU SAID 'CARREPAIR'!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! But, before anyone could whap Pridak on the head, or tell Carrepair that he's not Carapar, a customer stepped in. CUSTOMERS. EEE leader Skorm and his army!!! Skorm-Ten-hup!! *tons of little warriors stand at attention* Skorm-Let's eat! Pridak-Oh, hello, WONDERFUL customer! i just ADORE customers!!  Kalmah-Alright, let's get you a table! Pridak-And i'll get my flag! Time for the patriotic song, everybody!  Mantax-  *sigh* disregarding THAT, let's get to your table!Pridak-...a land where freedom reigns! bla bla bla bla... Carrepair-more like free-DUMB! Pridak-Oooooooooooooh carrepair, I love you! Carrepair-I'm a GUY! LOving me is just plain CREEPY!!! Pridak-CREEPY?? I'm scared! Help me, EEE leader SKORM!! WAAAAAAAAH! Mantax-  Skorm-...I'll get my own table, thank you! *** Carrepair swam over towards Skorm's table with Pridak latched onto him. Pridak-OOoooooooooooooh CAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair! Carrepair-It's CARAPAR! And I H A T E you!!! 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End...part one! This post has been edited by Bioniclechronicler: Aug 12 2010, 10:56 PM -------------------- PM ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME AN AUTHOR FOR MY MAS, APOCALYPSE. CHECK THE FRONT PAGE FOR DETAILS. THANKS! Read my Comedy for the Triple Insanity Pole Vault>>>The Purpose My team (2) for the Epic Unlimited Relay (it's epic)>>>LSO Team 2 Topic Sick of using Chimoru? Use this instead!>>>Bakui Kit  I can't think up anything clever to say about my current rank. Move along, nothing to see...  ^ It's my very own MAS!!! Oh, joy! Now click... ^  YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!! |
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 Jul 26 2008, 09:32 AM
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 Encountering Protodermis Group: Members Posts: 807 Joined: 31-July 06 Member No.: 43761 
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That was funny but random, but funny.
Can't wait for the next chapter!  Edit: yay I'm a toa! but a toa of what? This post has been edited by Kanoke of Roxna Nui: Jul 26 2008, 09:33 AM |
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