 The Barraki Own A Reality Tv Show!, Sequel to the award-winning comedy 'the barraki own a sushie bar&# |
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  Jul 29 2008, 09:57 AM
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 Soaring Champion  Group: Members Posts: 494 Joined: 2-October 07 Member No.: 64959 
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First of all, The Barraki Own A Sushi Bar IS over, and sooo is... The Barraki Own A Reality TV Show! If this comedy made you gag, be sure to read The Barraki Own A Sushie Bar!! and keep an eye out for a comic I'm developing, called The Barraki Own A Comic Strip! And now, chapter one in a newline of comedies... The Barraki Own A Reality TV Show Chapter one: Sick Of Sushi The Barraki were not doing well. Botar had gotten so sick of their sushie place, he sentenced them to 1000 years running a cheesy overdone reality TV show! The problem was, they couldn't think of a name of the TV show. So, they decided to have a new show each chapter!! And this chapter is...'Dumb or not Dumb!' Cast for dumb-or-no-dumb: Kalmah-announcer Pridak-The Barraki...(the banker) Mantax-girly 'girltax' barraki holding the suitcases Carrepair-the person who's competing in the game Takadox-the guy sitting in the audience cheering Carrepair on Ehlek-stage crew! *** Kalmah-and now, it's time foooooooor... DUMB OR NOT DUUUUUUUMB!!! Our challenger, Carrepair... Carrepair-it's Carapar!!! Kalmah-Carrepair, is going to have to choose one of these cases that HE thinks has 1 MILLION eels in it! So, Carrepair, which one'll it be? Carrepair-First off, it's Carapar. Second, i choose...suitcase #20!! Mantax-Why'd I have to be the one wearing a *****?! Carrepair-Oh gross! Kalmah-Seriously, girltax, that's sick! Takadox-Whooooo! Whooo! Go Carrepair! Kalmah-AAAAAAAAnyways, now, Carrepair, choose one of the remaining sutcases to OPEN!! Carrepair-But GIRLtax's only holding 1 other suitcase! Kalmah-Whoooooooooooa, that's a lotta pressure, eh? Well, we'll be back after this commercial! Commercial: Dr. Botar-Are your teeth white and clean and shiny? Don't worry, Dr. botar to fix you poor thing up! Dr. Botar's toothpaste yellows teeth in nothing flat! *Dr. botar's toooo-oothpste!!* Dumb or not Dumb: Kalmah-Soooooo, Carrepair, let's find if you were dumb or not dumb! The suitcase you chose haaaaaaaaas... Takadox-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! WOOOOOP!!!!! *beep, beep, beep, beep!* Kalmah-what's this? The BARRAKI has an offer for you, my friend! Takadox-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... Carrepair-what is it? Kalmah-hmmmm...he has offered...ONE CENT! Carrepair-I'll take it! Kalmah-so, was your deal dumb or not dumb, Carrepair? Aaaaaaand...your suitcase had 1 MILLION EELS IN IT! YOUR DEAL WAS DUMB! Carrepair-dumb, eh? DUMB THIS, GENIOUS!!!! Kalmah-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *is attacked by Carrepair, screen turns to snow* Kalmah-Ummm...we will return after...the...following...messages...from...our...sponsors...!! Carrepair-I'LL KILL YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! See ya next time on... The Barraki Own A Reality TV Show! EDIT: Want to guest star on the next MYSTERY reality show? Then just pm me your name and special qualities and you''l be on air! Guest Stars Awaiting To Be Broadcasted: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. This post has been edited by bioniclechronicler: Aug 2 2008, 05:40 PM -------------------- PM ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME AN AUTHOR FOR MY MAS, APOCALYPSE. CHECK THE FRONT PAGE FOR DETAILS. THANKS! Read my Comedy for the Triple Insanity Pole Vault>>>The Purpose My team (2) for the Epic Unlimited Relay (it's epic)>>>LSO Team 2 Topic Sick of using Chimoru? Use this instead!>>>Bakui Kit  I can't think up anything clever to say about my current rank. Move along, nothing to see...  ^ It's my very own MAS!!! Oh, joy! Now click... ^  YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!! |
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Aug 3 2008, 06:36 AM
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 Lightning Voyager Group: Members Posts: 343 Joined: 14-July 08 Member No.: 88273 
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Hmmmm, I think I like The Barraki Own A Comic Strip better. Maybe cuz I'm a co-author, oh well.
   
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Aug 4 2008, 07:04 AM
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  Steely Visionary  Group: Premier Members Posts: 354 Joined: 1-January 08 Member No.: 70673
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I'm sending you my gs form right now!
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