Ask Nuju, It returns. Options

[Taipu1: hydruka...]

Okay so yesterdau evening I was reading though my old comedy ask Nuju and actualyl missed doing the whole comedy. So this is my second attempt to bring the thing back.
It's got all the original Characters, except the GS's (If you want to be in it still PM me guy's and I'll put you back in).
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Ask Nuju

Nuju: Welcome to the second attempt at returning Ask Nuju, my first successful Komedy.

Taipu1: You mean my first successful Komedy. You didn’t write it. And How come your talking English, I haven’t got the translating machine out of the loft yet.

Nuju: Ahhh. Click too…

Taipu1: Hang on I’ll see whether they’ve found it yet. JAA! NUPARU! TAMARU! MATORO! KOPEKE! I’M COMING UP TO THE LOFT AND YOU’D BETTER HAVE FOUND THAT MACHINE!

*Up in the Loft*

Jaa: Look at all this junk from the original Ask Nuju. The Portable TV Taipu1 always got angry with. Makuta’s staff and Vakama’s diary.

Nuparu: I thought Nuju gave that back.

Jaa: He did but he copied it all to the computer first and then printed out his own copy.

Matoro: Oww. Nuparu, do you keep banging your head on the ceiling since you got turned into a Toa in the original Komedy?

Nuparu: No. If you haven’t noticed I’m a matoran again. Taipu1 decided that me having those Giant digging claws would make it more difficult for me to repair the machinery. Hey look at this Junk. Tamarus Parachutes, the old GS form and the Computer.

Computer: I’m not Junk!!!!

Nuparu: Oh dear someone left the computer on since the Original Ask Nuju. Taipu1 isn’t going to be happy when he sees the electricity bill.

Tamaru: Look at these GS forms. What happened to the old GS’s anyway?

Kopeke: Well we didn’t know if they’d still want to be in the Komedy so we didn’t bother asking.

Computer: Question Alert!

Matoro: OW!!! Computer we haven’t started the Komedy yet we don’t do the questions.

Computer: Question Alert!

Nuparu: Were you listening to him?

Computer: Question Aler!

Nuparu: Maybe If I just recalibrate the sound box by re-routing the electrical field and put a plasmapherical dampering blocker.

*Nuparu Unplugged the computer*

That’s better.

Jaa: What was all that gibberish you just unplugged it.

Tamaru: TAIPU1! I’VE FOUND THE TRANSLATOR. I’LL SEND IT DOWN BY PARACHUTE!

*downstairs*

Taipu1: Here we are. Now we can start the comedy.

Nuju: Toot welcome to Ask Nuju the Komedy spelt with a k.

Taipu1: Where’s the computer and stuff. We forgot about that.

Nuparu: We’ve got it. It was up in the Loft. I’ll just enable the computer to give question’s again by reversing the calibration of the sound box by routing the electrical field back into the plasmapherical dampering blocker

*Nuparu plugged the computer in*

Jaa: You just plugged it in.

Nuparu: I try to make things sound more difficult than they are so I get designated the easy jobs.

Computer: Question Alert!

Dear Ask Nuju Studio’s

Why did you restart this komedy when it’s probably going to die in days?

Random Guy

Nuju: Well you see we’re hoping it isn’t going to die in days.

Computer: Incoming Question!

Two Noojoo
I hav planted bgus in your lovt and I hurd Nuparoo and Jar and Tamaroo and Matauro and Kopeak torking abaut mi diearee. I intend two get your copee ov mi diearee ovv yoo and distroi it.

Form your old enemee form your orijanul comudy, Vakama

Nuju: All that stuff seems strangely familiar from the old komedy. Who was it who was a really bad speller?

Kopeke: I think it was Whenua.

Whenua: Hey! I’m head of security and I could set my goons on you like that.

Goon1: ‘ey ‘e called os gooooons.

Goon2: Let’s keel ‘im.

Goon3: Yur!

Goon4: That be good idea! Hur Hur Hur!

Nuju: OK… shall we spell check that email it might shed some light on this.

Taipu1: I dunno won’t that bring back that really rubbish joke about the spell checking stuff.

Nuju: Do You have a better Idea?

Taipu1: No.

Two Noro
I have planted bugs in your lot and I hard Nuparu and Jar and Tamara and Matura and Kopek torching about mi disagree. I intend two get your cope ova mi disagree ova you and destroy it.

Form your old enemies form your original comedy, Yakima

Taipu1: I warned you it would do that!!

Matoro: Oh great! This komedy is gonna be a complete rip off of that old komedy, Ask Nuju.

Jaa: Umm this is a comeback attempt of the very same Komedy.

Matoro: Well it’s very difficult to take in information when you keep banging your head on the ceiling.

Taipu1: That’s a point. Let’s end this chapter so that we can un Toa-ise Matoro.

This post has been edited by Taipu1: hydruka Rider: Sep 2 2008, 12:43 PM