 Chroniclers Company Open A Fish And Chip Shop, "Does Ketchup appear in the name fish and chip shop?!?!?&# |
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  Sep 2 2008, 03:16 PM
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 Stone Champion Nuva  Group: Members Posts: 1549 Joined: 20-April 06 Member No.: 40680 
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I think I'm getting the hang of the whole Comedy thing, so this will hopefully be my third on the rails at the moment.
Anyway I had this Idea The Chroniclers company open a Fish and Chip shop. Macku: So we’re back on Metru Nui and the Chroniclers not chronicler anymore. Tamaru: We’re the Chroniclers Company. What do we do now? Taipu: Follow the Chronicler. Hafu: He’s part of the company. He can’t follow himself. Macku: I know let’s start a business! Tamaru: Want kind of business? Taipu: I like Fish and chips! Lets start a fish and chip shop! Tamaru: How do we do that? Kopeke: … Taipu: That’s not helping. Tamaru: Could we do it near the coliseum? Taipu: Do you only Ask Questions? Tamaru: I dunno, Do I? Taipu: I’ll take that as a yes. Macku: all in favour of starting a fish and chip shop say “I!” Taipu, Macku, Hafu: I! Tamaru: Why do we need to say I? Kopeke: … Kapura: I’m practicing. Macku: I got a feeling this isn’t going to be easy… *Abandoned building outside coliseum* Macku: this looks like a good place to have a Fish and Chip shop! Kapura: I’m practicing. Kopeke: … Tamaru: What’s so good about it? Hafu: I will sculpt a sign Makes a sign saying “The Company’s Fish and Chips” There. Taipu: And I’m strong so I’ll lift the sign up and hang it. Macku: Now we have to have jobs, I came up with the idea so I can be boss. Tamaru: Can’t I be boss? Kopeke: … Kapura: I’m practicing. Taipu: I’ll carry the food out of the kitchen to people cos I’m strong. Tamaru: Is food that heavy? Kopeke: … Kapura: I’m practicing. Tamaru: What can me and Kapura do? Kapura: I am slow and therefore fast. I will make deliveries and practice at the same time. Tamaru: Can I manage the shipping’s of fish and Chips to the shop? Kopeke: … Hafu: I’ll be the chef. Cooking can’t be that much different to sculpting. Macku: Now only Kopeke needs a job Kopeke: … Taipu: He could write receipts and put money in the till. Kopeke: … Macku: Let’s get to work then! *A week later when the shop is ready* Taipu: Hi Onepu. Tamaru: What are you doing here? Onepu: I’m here for some fish and chips. Taipu: I’ll go get that for you. *Kitchen* Hafu, Onepu would like some fish and chips. Hafu: Coming right up *Hafu puts some fish and chips in the oven and Light’s a stick of dynamite* BOOM! Hafu: There ready. Take them out. *at the counter* Taipu: here you go Onepu. Onepu: Thanks. How much is that? Kopeke: … Taipu: He’s just writing you a receipt. Kopeke: No I’m chronicling him a receipt! Taipu: You Spoke! Kopeke: … Onepu: I don’t suppose you have any Ketchup for these chips do you? Kopeke: … Taipu: Perhaps you should speak to the boss. Macku: Hello Taipu: He asked for Ketchup boss. Macku: Sir would you accompany me outside? Onepu: Umm, OK. *Outside* Macku: Look at the sign. Onepu: OK Macku: Tell me where does the word Ketchup appear in the name Fish and Chips?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ________________________________________________ Will Macku blow up on Onepu? Will Onepu accept he won't get Ketchup? Find out, in the next chapter. -------------------- |
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Sep 5 2008, 08:35 AM
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 Conqueror of the Swarm! Group: Members Posts: 714 Joined: 3-March 08 Member No.: 75632 
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That was good!
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Sep 12 2008, 01:55 PM
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Stone Champion Nuva Group: Members Posts: 1549 Joined: 20-April 06 Member No.: 40680
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Thanks for posting
Onepu: I merely thought that… Well fish ad chips shops offer Ketchup and salt and Vinegar and stuff. Taipu: He has a point Kopeke: … Kapura: I’m practicing Macku: I don’t like his tone! Tamaru: Why are you getting so stroppy? Macku: Why do you always ask questions? Tamaru: Why shouldn’t I? Kopeke: … Kapura: I’m practicing. Hafu: I think we should close and discuss this situation. *3 days Later* Macku: So we’re all agreed that this is what’s on the Menu: QUOTE Fish Chips Sausages Bread Roll Schwarzwälderkirschtorter Taipu: I’m not sure about the black forest Gateau Macku: Okay scratch that. And these are the toppings we offer: QUOTE Ketchup Salt Pepper Sugar Mustard Vinegar 99% cocoa chocolate sauce. Itching powder. Hafu: That doesn’t sound too bad. Tamaru: Are you sure that’s everything Kopeke: … Kapura: I’m practicing. Macku: Time to re-open then. Ahkmou: Hi Hafu. Hafu: Hey who let you out of the pit? Ahkmou: A matoran with a spade. Can I have umm … Kopeke: …My…Line!… Taipu: You spoke! Kopeke: … Ahkmou: Sausage, chips, bread roll and some itching powder. Hafu: Hang on *boom* Another Hafu original! Taipu: here you go. Kopeke:… Ahkmou: Here you go. *leaves* Hafu: Hang on. Taipu: These aren’t widgets! They’re just gears from Tahu’s back! Tahu: Oww! Someone took my gears! Kopeke:… Kapura: I’m practicing Taipu: Sorry Ahkmou took them and passed them off as widgets. We have them now, here you go. Tahu: Thanks. Can I have some fish and Chips with sugar on top please *boom* Hafu: It’s a master piece! Tamaru: are you sure? Hafu: Nope. Kopeke: ... Kapura: I'm practicing. Taipu: here you go Tahu Kopeke: ... Tahu: her's some real widgets. *leaves* Hafu: Hang on Taipu: These are gears out of Lewas back! Macku: Keep them, We need something. I'm sure they'll sell well on Metru-ebay Tamaru: Isn't that dishonest? Kapura: I'm practicing Kopeke:... ------------------------------------ Want to visit the shop as a GS. Pm me with your order, name and a short personality description. This post has been edited by Taipu1: hydruka Rider: Sep 12 2008, 02:02 PM -------------------- |
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