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And, without further ado...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 1: The Beginning

Narrator: Welcome to...The Nuva Inn!

Onua: What is this, a game show?

Narrator: Oh, I just got back from narrating a game show, sorry. Anyway, we join the Toa Nuva at a new hotel they're building.

Onua: That's too cliché!

Narrator: Well, too bad!

*shows a scene of a bunch of monkeys wearing construction hats building something*

Monkey1: Ooh ooh aah aah!

Onua: not far back enough!

Narrator: Hmmph! Fine!

*cuts to the six Toa Nuva standing around in an empty field*

Tahu: Hey! I got an idea! Let's run a hotel!

Everyone but Tahu: O_o

Tahu: What? It would be fun!

*Pohatu raises his hand*

Tahu: You don't have to raise your hand. What is it?

Pohatu: Umm...where will we get a hotel? They don't just appear, you know.

*A hotel comes out of the sky and crushes him*

Lewa *points to sign*: Hey look! It showsays, 'The Hotel Next Door'.

Gali: Next door to what?

Kopaka: Our hotel.

Tahu: Come on, let's go!

Lewa: Hey, how come you have to be the headleader?

Tahu: Because the red guys are always the leader! Look, it's in the script.

*Everyone pulls out scripts for The Nuva Inn*

Lewa: Loseforget this! I'm gonna be the headleader! Just like Zaktan, the brightgreen guys will rule!

Tahu: You can't do that! Besides, Zaktan is a Piraka.

Zaktan: You got a problem with that? *throws Tahu into a trash can, then disappears*

Pohatu: That was weird.

Onua: Yeah. So where are we going to get construction workers from?

Lewa: As the new headleader, I have a smartidea. *Makes a whistle call like in MOL*

Gali: Nothing happened. Anyway, let's party! *party lights appear*

Lewa: O_o *suddenly 1,000 monkeys wearing construction hats come* Told you!

*shows the same scene as before with the monkeys*

Lewa: Put that gigantic block here! No, I mean...I don't knowthink I can do this.

Onua: Then I, inspired by Garan, shall take command!

*Garan appears and hits Onua with a pulse bolt*

Onua: Oog. Never mind.

Pohatu: I have a question: how come every time we mention someone's name, they appear?

*random matoran appears*

Pohatu: Umm...who are you?

RM: I'm someone's name!

Pohatu: Huh?

RM: My name is 'Someone's Name!'

Pohatu: Guess I asked.

*Someone's Name disappears*

-Awkward silence-

Lewa: What do we do now? The hotel isn't even half donefinished!

*Takanuva falls out of the sky and lands on him*

Takanuva: I am Takanuva, Toa of Light!

Kopaka: You're being repetitive!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: Yes you are-you said the same thing in MOL!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: Is that all you can say?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: Well, what else can you say?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: Shut up.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Takanuva: Okay, back to business. *hits the construction with light, making it into a gleaming hotel instantly*

Lewa: Impressive! You're hired.

Kopaka: AAAAAARRGGHHHH!!!!

*everybody starts walking to the door*

Gali: Wait! *everyone stops, crashing into Lewa* What should we call it?

Onua: I know: how about 'Bob'?

Lewa: 'Bob?' That's a stupiddumb name!

???: It will be called The Nuva Inn!

Tahu: Was that Mata Nui?

???: No, I'm the narrator!

Onua: Not you again!

Narrator: Like I said, it will be called The Nuva Inn.

Pohatu: Why 'The Nuva Inn?'

Narrator: Because it's in the title! *points to the giant title hanging in the sky*

Pohatu: Why's it in the title?

Narrator: Because that's the name of your hotel!

*everyone groans*

Gali: Well, let's set up a sign! *big neon sign appears that says 'The Nuva Inn'

Lewa: That was everquick O_o. Let's go in!

*rumble*

Tahu: I'm scared! MOMMMMEEEEE!!!! *runs to Gali*

Gali: Get off! I'm not your mom!

*suddenly a horde of monkeys appears*

Lewa: Uh-oh! They must be angrymad because they lost their jobs!

*the monkeys leave everyone alone except Takanuva*

Takanuva: Hey! I was only trying to...OW!

*everyone else runs inside and watches through the windows*

Kopaka: id1ot. Serves him right.

Gali: Let's party! *party lights come on*

THE end

Onua: Hey Narrator: How come just 'the' is capitalized and not 'end?'

Narrator: Don't ask questions!

Onua: Why? *suddenly a banana hits him out of nowhere* Hey!

Narrrator: Ha ha ha! *a monkey starts hitting Onua with bananas*

Word Count: 729

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Pretty good. Though I think i saw a comedy where the toa own a hotel before. Anyway this is pretty funny except it is a little to ramdom. Maybe if you stick to one thing instead of like 50 things happening at once people will get it more. Again anyway this is pretty good start so Keep up the good work. Oh yea welcome to BZP!

Thanks, zerack.

You're right, this one is really random, but the next few should have more of a flow to them. So you say there's another comdy about a hotel? Ive never heard of it. Besides, I had this idea in mind even before I heard of Bzpower (I wrote the first chapter during school one day), and so I'm sorry if I'm stealing anyone's ideas.

ANyway, you're my first reviewer! Thanks!

Bai (bye),

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Lol, this is pretty good! Though there are a few things you might want to work on:

1. You used 2 ideas from my comedy, (the "We join the Toa nuva while..." and the "Hotel/store next to us" thing)

2. Zerack's right, it is a little random, you might want to think of a plotline for each chapter.

3. Well, there isn't really a number 3, I just wanted to say three.

But other than those things, pretty good! I really need to be more careful about hotels falling out of nowhere, I should start an awareness program...

~TMN

Your first comedy? I'm impressed! Very fantasy-like.

Hotels appearing from where? Mata-Nui? Oo;;
Pirakas don't appear in the blink of an eye... XD.

So far, very good. I'm only giving 8.9/10

-Wing Saber

Sorry TMN, like I said before, that was entirely coincidental. I wrote this way back in 2003 (only Zaktan was a Rahkshi and Garan was Nuparu). But where did I put 'We join the Toa nuva'?

Also, the hotel next door should only be in this for a couple chapters (not an ongoing thing like yours is).

Wing Saber, Zaktan can appear out of nowhere, he just re-forms from his protodites. That's why I chose him! (plus he has a reason to get back at Tahu...)

Next chapter should be up...right now!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 2: The Second Chapter

Tahu: Well, that’s a dumb name for a chapter, I mean; of course Chapter 2 is the second chapter.

Narrator: You got a problem with that? *Zaktan appears and throws Tahu into the trash can again*

Tahu: Sorry I asked. *zaktan disappears*

Narrator: Anyway, we now find our new hotel owners preparing for their grand opening.

*all the toa are in the lobby moving boxes around*

Lewa: Wow, who knew it took this everlong to set up a hotel? *sets box on front desk and opens it* Wow! It’s a…giantbig conveyor belt? What’s this for?

Tahu: That’s for sending people we don’t like out of the hotel!

Lewa: Okay. Then I guess, since I’m the new headleader and I’m already nowstanding here, I’ll be the front desky person?

*Gali flips over the desk and pushes Lewa onto the conveyor belt, which zooms him out the door* No, sorry, but I am going to be the front desky person!

Pohatu: Why?

Gali: Because the front desky person should be a girl!

Pohatu: okay, who decided that rule?

Gali: Me!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAHHH!!!

Gali: *starts typing randomly on the computer* OOH NOOOO!!!! *dramatic music plays*

Everyone but Gali: What is it? Is Makuta back or something?

Gali: No, it’s…it’s…it’s…so horrible… WE HAVE NO POOL!!!!

Lewa (who magically appeared back in the hotel): So? Who cares? We don’t everneed a pool!

Gali: Yes we do, all hotels have pools!

Narrator (in a deep voice): There must be a pool!

Tahu: Shut up, you.

Narrator: Fine! But don’t forget, if there’s no narrator, chaos will ensue!

Tahu: Never mind.

Onua: Anyway, I’ll make a pool! *digs a hole* There!

Gali: Umm…there’s no water.

Pohatu: Why should there be water in a pool?

Everyone else:

*doorbell rings*

Tahu: Whoever’s there, go away!

Pohatu: Hey! Hotels don’t have doorbells!

Narrator: Oops, my bad. *everything rewinds*

*knock*

Lewa: Go away, we aren’t open yet!

*door busts down and 4 random matoran walk in*

RM1: Hi! I’m Bob!

Lewa: I told you, we’re not readyopen yet! And Bob isn’t a matoran name!

RM1: Just kidding! My real name is Sena.

RM2: My name is Tiri.

RM3 and 4: We don’t have any names!

All the Toa Nuva:

RM3 and 4: What?

Lewa: Okay, what do you wantneed?

Sena: We want a room for five, non-smoking.

Onua: But matoran can’t smoke even if they wanted to! And there are only four of you.

Sena: Five counting Livna.

Onua: Who’s Livna?

*a big anvil falls out of the sky and lands on him*

Sena: That’s Livna.*

Lewa: Hey! *points to a random sign that just appeared out of nowhere* didn’t you seeread the sign? No giantbig anvils allowed! And anyway, we aren’t readyopen yet, so go away!

Sena: Dang it! We’ll just go to the Hotel Next Door, then.

*Makuta comes out of the Hotel Next Door*

Makuta: Muahahahahahahaha! Now I will make all the matoran my master! Wait…that’s not right. Whatever, I’ll just take my mask off. *takes mask off* I’m really Turaga Dume in disguise!

Lewa (from inside): Umm, I think that should be vice versa.

Lhikan (who is standing outside): You were sworn to protect the matoran! Now I will make your hotel go out of business by defeating you with my Rhotuka spinner!

Pohatu: Wrong storyline!

Lhikan: Oops, I mean, with my Mask of Light!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lhikan: Whatever. I’ll just do…this! *taps Makuta lightly on the shoulder*

Makuta: Mommeeeeeee!!!!! *runs away screaming like a girl*

*Lhikan goes away, and sign appears on the hotel saying, For Rent*

Pohatu: That was random. Oh well, I guess we can open now!

Tahu: Hey, I was just wondering, how come the last 4 letters of your name can be rearranged to spell my name?

Pohatu: Ask the narrator.

Tahu: But it’s bothering me!

Pohatu: Fine! I’ll just change my name to Polagi!

Gali: Hey! Now the last 4 letters of your name can be rearranged to spell my name!

Polagi: How about Powela?

Lewa: Errnt.

Powela: Pounoa?

Onua: Sorry.

Pounoa: Ponaktauva?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Ponaktauva: This is confusing; I think I’ll just be Pohatu from now on.

Tahu: Waaaahhhhh!!!!!

Pohatu: Deal with it!

Lewa: Wait! As headleader, I say that we readyopen now! Places everybody!

Takanuva: But, we don’t know what our jobs are yet!

Lewa: Didn’t I saytell you?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lewa: Sorry. Anyway, I’m the manager, so I’ll just eversit around and do nothing. Gali, you’re the lifeguard for the waterpool.

Gali: I thought I was the front desky person!

Lewa: Well, you can be that too.

*Gali splits into two galis and one goes to the front desk and one to the pool*

Lewa: O_o…I didn’t everknow you could do that. Anyway, Takanuva, you’ll be the greeter.

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

Lewa: Fine then, you can be the buildconstruction manager. Kopaka, you’re in charge of janitating.

Kopaka: Is that even a word?

Lewa: It is now. Onua, you’ll be the advertiser, and Pohatu can be the bellbottom.

Pohatu: Umm…don’t you mean bellboy?

Lewa: Oh yeah, I lostforgot.

Tahu: What’ll I get to be?

Lewa: You can b—

THE END

Tahu: Hey! That wasn’t fair! I didn’t get to hear what I was going to be!

Narrator: Well, too bad. There wasn’t enough time.

Tahu: But, that was all Makuta’s fault!

*Narrator laughs crazily*

Word Count: 934

*BTW, ‘Livna’ is ‘anvil’ backwards.

Random Emoticon of the Day:


--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Here's the next chapter: PLEASE REVIEW! IM BEGGING YOU!!!

(A little note about this chapter: you need to know that Invincibility Robots are fake Chinese versions of Bohrok.)

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 3: Grand Opening

Pohatu: NOO!!! Not the Grand Opening, not yet! I still haven't figured out what my name should be!

Narrator: I'll help you out. You have two choices: either Pohatu, or Goiaeuherja;ojra;ljiflkdjvflia
djvcldsjigflkseojfopiasejflksdjfopdkjifplkszdjridstjpejpdoxiutpldriugtpdrkuiotjpodrijsp;eoirjpsijg;sd
rlkjgpsiodrtuerp;lkghtilksjdrytiodrytuhpioetuydireurrruururud;lkurs;eoiut.

Pohatu: On second thought, I like 'Pohatu' better.

Narrator: Yes. Well, we now find our toa in their hotel, preparing for their grand opening.

*scene shows the toa nuva hanging up decorations*

Lewa: We should put something in that corner over there.

Onua: Why that corner?

Lewa: Because there's nothing there.

Onua: Oh. *walks out and comes back in a second later with a Christmas tree and lights* Is this good?

Lewa: *slaps forehead*

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Onua: How about this cocoon?

Lewa: Where'd you get that?

Onua: I found it on Ebay!

Pohatu: Ooh! I wonder what's inside! *pokes cocoon*

???: I am Keetongu Hordika!

Tahu: What? Oops. Hang on, if you're a Hordika, who'll cure you?

KH: Wait! I can cure myself! *cures himself* Yay! *walks out the door*

Gali: Oookay... Anyway, maybe we should put a big sign that says, 'GRAND OPENING!'

Lewa: Why should we do that?

Gali: Because that's what you're supposed to do with grand openings.

Lewa: Oh. Hey, how come you're not two people anymore?

Gali: Because it's a strain.

FLASHBACK

*shows two Galis getting thrown in a giant strainer*

END FLASHBACK

Lewa: I see.

Kopaka (coming down the stairs): Whew, I just got done janitating all the rooms. Did you know we have exactly 1,923 rooms?

Tahu: No, and that's a weird number of rooms to have. Hey wait a minute, Lewa; you never gave me my job!

Lewa: Hmm...*thinks*

5 hours later...

Lewa: I know! You can be the cook!

Tahu: We don't have a restaurant.

Lewa: Oh. Well, we'll have one eventually, and then you can be the cook.

Tahu: Okay!

Pohatu: Well, we're ready now, should we open?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

*boom*

Takanuva: What's that...Makuta?

Lewa: No, he ran away screaming for his mommy.

Takanuva: Oh yeah.

*suddenly the door breaks down and a billion matoran come running in*

Lewa: AAH! I thought there were only 72 matoran on mata nui!

Onua: What are you talking about?

Gali: Who cares? *jumps behind desk* Hello, can I take your order?

Lewa: *whispering* This isn't a fast food place!

Gali: Oh, sorry. (to matoran) By the way, the line's over there.

*everyone lines up, and the line goes out of the store, goes around the world, then comes back in the back way*

Lewa: *whistles* Well, at least we have good business!

Matoran at the back of the line (MATBOTL): Hey! I'm bored!

Pohatu: Uh oh, these guys are bored!

Gali: Too bad, I'm busy!

Pohatu: Hey! *lightbulb appears on his head* I have an idea!

Tahu: I can see that.

*Pohatu starts tap dancing and the can-can plays*

MATBOTL: Boo! *throws random stuff at Pohatu*

*suddenly the rest of the line zooms through really fast*

MATBOTL: Yay! That dance made it go faster!

Pohatu: It's all thanks to this! *whips out a Vahi* I sped time up during my dance!

MATBOTL: Okay, that was random.

???: No, that wasn't random!

MATBOTL: Who said that?

Onua: Let me guess...the narrator?

Narrator: You're right! Anyway, that wasn't random, THIS IS!!! *suddenly tons of random things start flying through the air, including:

-- The monkeys from chapter 1
-- Barney clones
-- Lightsabers
-- Monopoly money
-- Blue chickens
-- Microsoft Office Assistants
-- Water fountains
-- Toothpaste tubes
-- Microwaves
-- Invincibility Robots
-- Takanuva (Hey!!!)*

Everyone:

Onua: Okay, we get the idea. Cut it out!

Narrator: Hmmph! Can't I just have some fun around here?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAHHHH!!!!

Gali: All set! Everyone's checked in. By the way, what was with all that randomness earlier?

Takanuva (with a bandage on his head, nowhere else): Don't ask.

Kopaka: HA! You didn't say 'no' for once!

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

*knock*

Gali: Welcome to the Nuva Inn, can I take your order?

*Lewa elbows her in the arm, and Nidhiki and Krekka walk in*

Nidhiki: I'd like to take over this hotel, brother.

Gali: You lost the right to call me brother long ago! Wait a minute, I'm a girl, so that should be sister.

Nidhiki: Whatever. Anyway--

Krekka: Can I have some cauliflower?

Nidhiki: You cool dude! You don't even like cauliflower!

*Krekka shrugs*

Gali: Well, we don't like you, so sorry! *pushes conveyor belt button* I knew that would come in handy!

*Nidhiki and Krekka go flying out*

Krekka: I never got my cauliflower! :sad: WAAAAaaaahhhhh....*fades out*

Toa Nuva:

THEEND

Pohatu: How come there's no space between 'the' and 'end'?

Narrator: Umm...uh...

Pohatu: HA! (singing) You messed up, you messed up, you messed... *giant hole appears in the floor and he falls into it* uuupppp.....

Narrator (in darth vader voice): Never underestimate the power of the Narrator!

Lewa0111: Narrator, if you read your contract, it says in Page 5, Section 3, Paragraph 2.5, Sentence 1 ½, Word 8, Letter 3.1415926,
Sub-letter -26, Sub-sub-letter 42, that there is to be no harm done to any participant in The Nuva Inn (hereafter referred to as 'The Nuva Inn')
using omnipotent narrator powers. Any violation of this rule can result in the Narrator losing all Narrative privileges and Lewa0111 choosing a
new Narrator to replace him. Therefore, you're fired.

Narrator: WHY ME?!?

Word Count: 906

Random Emoticon of the Day:

This is a really funny comedy! Some of my favorite parts include:











But to tell the truth, I liked the whole thing.

KUTGW,

-Kohena

Glad to hear you like it! Did anyone catch my Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference? (Hint: It's in the contract thingy.)

Man, I could swear I posted here a few days ago. Oh well. I had a tough time deciding about the next chapter, but I have it done now! (Note: You have to know that in the Thumb parody series, a one-eyed guy always comes out and randomly yells, 'Woo hoo'.)

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 3 ½: Quest for a New Narrator

Lewa0111: Note, since this is only a ½ chapter, there will be no 'prologue' or 'epilogue' (also known as 'that little thing that comes in the beginning and after the words THE END') for this chapter. Thank you.

*In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...*

Lewa: Hey! Just get on with it already!

Caption Writing Guy: Sorry.

*In the Land of Narrators, Authors, Caption Writing Guys, and other people in charge of helping to make these comedies possible*

Lewa: There's a land of Narrators, Authors, Caption Writing Guys, and other people in charge of helping to make these comedies possible?

Lewa0111: Yes, there is. Where do you think I live?

Lewa: In the trash can?

Zaktan: I have trash cans copyrighted!

Lewa and Lewa0111:

Lewa0111: Anyway...*clears throat* Attention, all citizens of the Land of Narrators, Authors, Caption Writing Guys, and other people in charge of helping to make these comedies possible! My comedy, The Nuva Inn, is currently missing a narrator, who was fired. I need one of you to voulenteer to narrate it in place of him!

*awkward silence*

Lewa0111: Anybody?

*I'll do it!*

Lewa0111: Caption Writing Guy, if you want to say something, just say it. You don't have to caption it.

CWG: I'll do it!

Lewa0111: You can't...if you do, then somebody else will have to be Caption Writing Guy. Anyway, my Narrator tryouts will be held at my house, tomorrow at 3:00 PM.

Everyone: Yay!

Keetongu: Woo hoo!

Everyone else:

*Tomorrow at 3:00, at Lewa0111's house*

Lewa: That was the weirdest caption ever.

*Stop insulting me! I'm sad! *

Lewa: How come I'm the only one who traveled from The Nuva Inn to the LONACWGAOPICOHTMTCP?

Zaktan: Not true, I came!

Lewa: Besides you.

Lewa0111: Shut up, people are starting to show up! Lewa, I brought you along because you might need to do job tryouts sometime in the near future.

Lewa: Why?

Lewa0111: I can't tell you that! It would violate my contract! *turns to line that formed in front of his house* Who's up first?

Random Matoran: That's right, Who is on first!

Lewa0111: Not 'Who's on first', I said, 'Who's up first'!

RM: Dang it.

Bob: I'm up first!

Lewa0111: Okay. Your job is to narrate a fight between Zaktan and Lewa here, who are being used as my guinea pigs.

Lewa: What? That wasn't in the script!

Lewa0111: Since there is no narrator, there's no script either.

Bob: We join Lewa and Zaktan as...

Lewa0111: Not google...I mean goodle...I mean good enough!

Bob: We come to accompany Lewa, Toa Nuva of Air, and Zaktan, leader of the Piraka, as they are fighting violently with sticks and stones.

Lewa: Ha! Sticks and stones don't hurt me!

Zaktan: But words will! You are the worst toa I have ever seen!

Lewa: Ow! Ow! Owowowow!

Zaktan: Ha!

Bob: And so it was, as it is. Matoran into Toa, Toa into Turaga...

Lewa0111: NEXT!

Bob:

Pieman: I am Pieman! Do do do doot, doot doooo!

Lewa0111: NEXT!

CWG:

Lewa0111: We've been over this. Go home.

*WAAHH! Oops...anyway, Narrator walks in wearing one of those nose-mustache-glasses-things*

Narrator2: Hi! I'm Narrator2!

Lewa0111: You look awfully familiar...

Narrator2: No! You must be thinking of my second cousin's brother's aunt's niece's roommate's dog's cat's owner's monkey's parrot's sister's dad. Anyway, can I tryout?

Lewa0111: Sure.

Narrator2: We now find Lewa and Zaktan arguing over a pie.

Lewa: Gimme some pie!

Zaktan: No! I want pie!

Lewa: Here you go! *tosses him a piece of paper with '3.1415926...' written on it*

Zaktan: Not that kind of pie!

Narrator2: They fight. The End!

*Applause*

Lewa0111: Uh...where'd the applause come from? *looks over and sees a big audience* Oookay...Anyway, you're hired, Narrator2!

Narrator2: Thank you so much. *to himself* He doesn't know who I am, nor will he until it is too late.

Zaktan: Stop quoting my line!

GregF: Actually, I made up your line.

Zaktan: I'm confused...can we just end the chapter now?

Narrator2: Sure thing!

Lewa0111: You have to ask me for permission first. Permission granted!

THE END

Word Count: 710

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NOTE: I will be accepting Guest Stars from now on. If you're interested, PM me with the details.

All right, Chapter 4! Finally!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 4: Pool Problems

Gali: Pool Problems? I thought we didn’t have a pool!

Narrator: Yes you do, read the script for Chapter 2!

Gali: *pulls out script book again and leafs through it* AWESOME!!! COOL!!!

Narrator: Anyway, the Toa Nuva are normally working the hotel lobby.

Random Matoran (from upstairs): HEY! There’s no water in this pool!

Pohatu: Umm…how can we hear him if he’s 1,923 floors up?

Tahu: I don’t know.

Gali: Anyway, I’m on the pool! *splits into two again and one runs off for the pool*

Lewa: …it always freaks me out when that happens.

*In the pool Gali is shooting water into the hole that Onua made earlier, then the water suddenly fizzles out*

Gali: Dang it! We’re out of water!

Onua: How can you be out of water? I thought you could make unlimited water!

Gali: I forgot to send in my last bill! Now my water supply is cut off!

Onua:

*the other toa run in*

Tahu: Well, the pool’s done, but the hot tub is still empty. Maybe I can fill it with fire!

Lewa: No, that would burn the customers!

Tahu: And that’s a bad thing?

Lewa:

Onua: How about filling it with earth?

Lewa: Then what would be the point of digging it in the first place?

Kopaka: We could try ice.

Lewa: No, we already have an ice rink.

Kopaka: We do? Cool! *runs out the door*

Pohatu: How about rock?

Lewa: No, that’s pretty much self-explanatory.

Takanuva: We could fill it with light.

Lewa: Umm…how do you fill something with light? And why does everyone want to fill it with their element? Oh well, I guess for the record I’ll just say 'we could fill it with air!' But that would be the same as just leaving it as it is!

Tahu: Well, I still think my element is the best.

Gali: No, mine!

Pohatu: Mine!

*They all send their elements into the pool at the same time, and it forms energized protodermis*

Lewa: Weird. How on Metru Nui will we get this stuff out?

Tahu: Me no know.

*suddenly Zaktan appears and tries to push Tahu into a trash can, but sees that there are no trash cans and instead pushes Takanuva into the EP, then disappears*

Onua: What’s up with Zaktan and pushing people into things?

Gali: Waaahh!!! Poor Takanuva!

Kopaka *who came back in somehow*: Wee! Now I’ll never hear him say ‘no’ again! Let’s party! *grabs a random object from Gali and then party music comes on and he starts dancing*

Gali: Hey! That’s my ‘instant (literally) party mix’!

Bubbles from the EP: *blub* No! *blub*

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Gali: We should have a funeral.

Onua: Sure…

*suddenly, the EP starts bubbling and Takanuva comes out*

Takanuva: I am Takanuva Nuva, Toa of Light!

Kopaka: What a weird name! Anyway, you’re being repetitive again.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Gali: I’m glad you’re back, Takanuva Nuva!

Lewa: Great! Now you can work for us again!

Takanuva: Okay, fine.

*knock*

Pohatu: Hey, how come we can hear that knock from all the way out here?

Tahu: The magic of comedies.

Pohatu: That clears everything up.

*everyone runs into the lobby, and Gali goes back into herself*

Gali: Who are you?

*They see a bunch of random matoran, toa, and other things standing there*

RM: I’m Tava, and I’m here for job tryouts! Pie!

Dani: I’m Dani! Hi!

RM2: I’m Soren712! Hello!

Lewa: Hmm…let me guess. Dani, you’re from that comic, Switching Heads, right? And Soren712, you’re a guest star from BZPower!

Dani and Soren: Yep!

Narrator: Hey! No breaking the fourth wall!

Lewa, Soren, Tava, and Dani: HYPOCRITE!!!

Gali: Anyway…

Nidhiki: I’m here, too!

Lewa: I already told you, we don’t like you. And who said anything about job tryouts?

Narrator: Oops, my bad. Job tryouts are next chapter, sorry.

Everyone but the Toa Nuva: Awwww… *they leave*

Tahu: Anyway…what now?

Lewa: Places, everybody! *runs up to his office, where he does nothing the rest of the chapter*

*knock*

Kopaka: You know, we should really get one of those door chime things.

*Roodaka and Sidorak walk in*

Pohatu: Roodaka? I thought you two were dead!

Roodaka: No, that was just for the movie.

Pohatu: Oh, okay.

Sidorak: Anyway, we’d like a room for 1,000 please?

Gali:

*Roodaka gestures, and 998 Visorak come in*

Gali: Umm…one minute… *whispering to all other toa but Lewa* What do we do?

Takanuva: Ask them how much they’ll pay.

Gali (to Roodaka and Sidorak): How much will you pay?

Sidorak: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999…

*ten minutes later*

Sidorak: …9,999,999,999 widgets.

Gali: I don’t know…

Roodaka (whispering to Sidorak): You forgot the bonus.

Sidorak: Oh yeah. (to Gali) And 3.141592654…

*Five hours later*

Sidorak: 246527863476583762873645…

Roodaka: *whispering* Sidorak, pi goes on forever!

Sidorak: It does? Oh well, anyway, I’ll throw in pi widgets.

Gali (to Tahu): Wow! I wasn’t sure, but…now that they added in that extra pi, let’s take it!

Tahu: Good idea!

Gali: (to Roodaka and Sidorak) Okay, just wait one moment. (on megaphone) Every matoran must leave! There’s an…umm…invasion of cheese monkeys coming!

*everyone leaves screaming like girls*

Gali: Okay, you can stay.

Roodaka: Yes! You see, Sidorak, my plans always work.

Sidorak: But what did that have to do with conquering Metru Nui?

Roodaka: I have no idea. *leads Sidorak and the visorak into the hotel rooms*

END

Gali: Narrator! You forgot the ‘the’!

Narrator: The what?

Gali: The ‘the’!

Narrator: The ‘the’ what?

Gali: Oh, never mind.

Word Count: 919

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Soren, you'll have a bigger part in the next few chapters, I had this one already written.

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

PUT ME IN IT, PUT ME IN IT, I WANT TO BE A MATORAN AT THEIR CRAZY HOTEL, AND I WANT TO RENT OUT THE HOTEL FOR MORE THAN SIDORAK DID, THE EXTRA ROOMS ARE FOR MY LEGO SETs

Welcome to TNI, Blue Eyes Commander!

If you want to GS, PM me with:
-Name
-What is it (Toa, Matoran, Piraka, etc)
-Mask (if applicable)
-Powers
-Weird quirks (The weirder, the better!)

I'd be happy to feature you in a later chapter of TNI! Thanks for visiting!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

When will the new chapter be up?

Let's see...umm...maybe...err...RIGHT NOW!!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE Comedy by Me!
Chapter 5: A Play

Lewa: A Play? NOOOO!!!! I can't act!

Narrator: Well, too bad. You can be the cameraman if you have to.

Lewa: There are no cameras in plays!

Narrator: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Lewa: But...

Narrator: ANYWAYS, let's get back to our show.

*scene shows the toa nuva doing normal hotel things in their lobby*

Gali: Thank you, you're in room 568.

Lewa: Hey! How come there's nothing funny in this scene?

Narrator: You want funny, you've got funny. *out of nowhere the telletubbies come in and start singing*

Lewa (with his hands to his ears): NOOO!!! Make it stop!!!

Narrator: I thought you wanted funniness!

Lewa: Not like that! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!

Narrator: Fine. *teletubbies disappear*

Tahu: (to Gali) So, what happened to the visorak?

Gali: Oh, they stayed for one night, and then ran out of widgets. So I kicked them out.

Tahu: But, couldn't we have let them stay?

Gali: No.

Tahu: Dang it! Now I have nothing to do! *starts thinking* Hmm...

*5 hours later*

Tahu:...Hey! I got an idea!

Lewa: Let's just hope it's better than your last one.

Tahu: What? This hotel worked, we just made 999,999,999, etc., and pi widgets!

Lewa: PIE!!!

Tahu: Not that kind of pie. Anyway, my idea is...LET'S DO A PLAY!!!

Everyone else:

*a random matoran comes down the stairs*

RM: Excuse me, but...where's the bathroom?

Kopaka: Isn't there a bathroom in your room?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Gali: Third door on the left.

RM: Okay! *random matoran leaves*

Tahu: So, as I said earlier, let's do a play!

Nuju: (the toa version, who just walked in) Actually, the correct grammatical form of that sentence is 'Let us perform a theatrical presentation'.

Tahu: NERD!!!

Nuju: Hey!

Lewa: Nuju, aren't you supposed to be an old geezer who speaks in no recognizable form of communication?

Nuju: What? Oh...that's right. *turns into a turaga, then vanishes*

Tahu: For the last time people, let's do a play!

Gali: On what?

Tahu: I got an idea! Let's do a play!

Gali: Err...you already said that... twice.

Tahu: Well, it can be a play about a mask of light.

Lewa: Isn't there already a movie?

Tahu: Yes, and...

Pohatu: There's also a book, and a Mask of Light on Ice.

Kopaka: There is? I never knew that! *runs out the door*

Lewa: So, since when was there a Mask of Light on Ice?

Pohatu: Since five seconds ago.

Tahu: But there is no play version! Let's do it!

Lewa: No! I can't act! Let's take a vote.

*poll boxes appear and each toa goes into one and writes down their vote*

Tahu (pulling out votes): And the first vote is...Play. One vote Play. The next vote...No Play. One vote Play, One vote No Play.

Pohatu: WOULD YOU JUST GET ON WITH IT!!??!!?? By the way, I love exclamation points and question marks together!

Everyone else:

Narrator: Since we are short on time, *looks at watch* I'll just speed things up. *everything zooms by super fast with everyone talking with squeaky voices*

Tahu: And the answer is...42!

Lewa: That doesn't make sense!

Tahu: Sorry. Anyway, the final tally is...a tie!

Gali: Wait! I forgot to put in my other vote! (splits into two and the other Gali puts her vote in)

Tahu: And the real final tally is...we do the play!

Lewa: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!

*random matoran comes out of the elevator*

RM: Where is the elevator?

Gali: Umm...you just came out of it.

RM: I know, but now I can't find it!

All Toa Nuva: Umm...okay...

*random matoran leaves*

Tahu: So, let's get back to business!

*one second later*

Tahu: We

*one second later*

Tahu: should

*one second later*

Tahu: start

*one second later*

Narrator: Hey, caption writing guy! You don't have to put in a caption every second!

CWG: But it's fun!

Narrator: So? It detracts from the performance!

Jack: Yeah!

CWG: Who are you?

Jack: I'm Jack!

CWG:

*jack disappears*

CWG: Okay, fine, I'll stop.

Tahu: ...by choosing parts!
Tahu: Anyway, for parts. Gali, you can be Gali.

Gali: How come I have to be Gali?

Tahu: Because you are Gali in real life, so it makes sense!

Gali: But I wanted to be Hahli!

Tahu: Fine, do both.

*Gali splits in two again*

Lewa: That is so weird. Wait a second, Tahu...I thought I was supposed to be the leader!

Tahu: Well, you didn't want to do a play!

Lewa: But now I do, because leaders have to obey the votes!

Tahu: Umm...okay then, you be leader.

Lewa: Good. So, I'll just be myself, Tahu, you can be yourself, Kopaka, be yourself, etc.

Takanuva: So what can I be?

Lewa: Takanuva, you can be Takua.

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Lewa: But as Takua, you are like the main character! And anyway, you get to be yourself at the end.

Takanuva: In that case, fine.

Onua: But who will be Makuta?

Lewa: You will.

Onua: Why can't Makuta do it?

Lewa: Because he's still crying for his mommy. And you're the only one with a black mask.

Onua: But then, who'll play me?

Lewa: Your stunt double.

Onua: I have a stunt double? *Zaktan appears, throws Tahu into another trash can, then leaves* Oh.

Tahu: No! Pick someone else for a stunt double!

*Whenua walks in as a toa*

Whenua: I'm lost.

Lewa: No, you're Whenua.

Whenua: And I'm lost!

Lewa: Great! Then you can be Onua's stunt double!

Whenua: Okay.

Gali: What about extras?

*Lewa runs out of the hotel, puts up a sign, then runs back in followed by a crowd of matoran and other assorted people*

Lewa: Taken care of.

Gali: Who will be Nokama?

Lewa: You will.

Gali: But then who will be Hahli?

Lewa: I already have an idea. *suddenly Dani and Tava from the previous chapter walk in*

Dani: What happened to the job tryouts that were supposed to be in this chapter? *sees sign* Yay! I get to be in a play!

Tava: Can I be paid in pie?

Lewa: Sure.

THE END

Lewa: Hey! What are you doing bringing Dani and Tava in here! They'll mess everything up!

Narrator: Actually, that was you who brought them in here.

Lewa: Oh, right.

Narrator: And in case you're wondering, they add to the funniness of this comedy, causing more people to read it.

Lewa: But--

Narrator: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Word Count: 1,122 (Wow!)

Random Emoticon of the Day:

BEUD, your chapter will be next, I just had this idea already planned. Okay?

EDIT: Yay! Post 42! The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. (Now I just have to figure out what the question is...)

Thank you to everyone who reviewed this comedy so far!

Before the new chapter comes up, I decided to make a character list, just for fun! So, here it is:

Lewa0111: The writer of the comedy, he is the guy who hired CWG and the Narrator. He lives in the LONACWGAOPICOHTMTCP.

Narrator: He narrates the story, he also has 'omniscient narrator powers' that lets him change things in the story. He got fired once, but came back using a disguise.

Caption Writing Guy (CWG): He writes the captions. His life's dream is to be a character in the comedy.

Tahu: Toa of Fire, and he comes up with a lot of randomly crazy ideas. He also likes to burn stuff. Job: Cook of the nonexistent restaurant.

Gali: Toa of Water. She likes to randomly party, and can somehow split into two people. Job: Lifeguard and front desky person.

Lewa: Toa of Air, he appointed himself leader of the Toa and is lazy. Job: Manager.

Onua: Toa of Earth, he likes digging and...well...digging. And running around crazily. Job: Advertiser.

Pohatu: Toa of Stone, he asks a lot of random questions, which he gets randomly answered. He sometimes pops in to make random comments. Job: Bellbottom (Bellboy).

Takanuva: Toa of Light, he can build things quickly from nothing, and he likes to say 'no'. Job: Construction guy.

Kopaka: Toa of Ice, his biggest fear is when Takanuva says 'no'. Job: Janitator.

Krekka: Big, dumb, and cauliflower-obsessed. Even though he doesn't like cauliflower.

Tava: A random matoran who's obsessed with pie.

Dani: Somebody from another comedy who somehow got teleported into this one. (Yes, I got the author's permission to use her.)

Soren712: A guest star from BZPower.

Nuju: A nerd. Need I say more?

Hope this keeps you occupied until the next chapter!

Random Emoticon of the Day:

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Good chapter, and its not BEUD (Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon), Its BEC (Blue Eyes Comander), BEUD is what I comand, OK, when will my chapter be up, I WANT THIS SKETCH
BEC: I'll have a room and a burger, and can I have cheese in it? Oh, can you put cheese in my burger too?

Here's the new chapter!

BEC, I don't know what you mean by 'sketch', but if you want a quote in your chapter, you need to PM it to me next time.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE Comedy by Me!
Chapter 6: Pools, Rooms, and a Giant Inflatable Monkey. (Well, minus the Giant Inflatable Monkey.)

Narrator: Why is there no one here? ...Hello? ...Hello?

CWG: They’re all out rehearsing for the play.

Narrator: Oh, thanks! So…I guess the Toa Nuva are rehearsing for the play.

*Outside*

Lewa: Hmm…who knew writing a script based off of a movie was this hard?

Kopaka: Why don’t you just do this: watch the movie while having the subtitles on, and then write the script from there?

Lewa: Isn’t that plagiarism?

Kopaka: It would, except that there is no plagiarism in BIONICLE.

Lewa:

Later…

*Knock*

Gali: I’ll get it! *runs into the hotel and appears behind the front desk, where a Ko-Matoran wearing a white Pakari is standing*

Gali: Umm…you can’t come back here!

RKM: Make me!

*Gali shoots him with water*

RKM: Oww! Is that any way to treat a customer?

Gali: Sorry. What would you like today?

RKM: My name is Blue Eyes Commander, or BEC for short. I’d like to rent out every single room on the 1,923rd story.

Gali: All the rooms? Umm…that’ll be 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 widgets. *in mind* He’ll never be able to afford that!

BEC: Here you go. *gives her a check for that many widgets*

Gali: :surprised: WOW! Where’d you get all this money?

BEC: Rented it from a maximum loan on every bank on Mata Nui.

Gali: But we’re on Metru Nui.

BEC: Whatever. Anyway, I’d like one of those rooms to have a pool.

Gali: Yay! More pools! *starts her ‘instant party mix’*

BEC: Is something wrong?

Gali: No! Nothing! So…what do you need those rooms for, anyway?

BEC: All my friends. *suddenly a billion Bionicle characters of various types come running in*

Gali: *hands him a million key cards* Here you go. *in mind* That was the strangest thing I have ever seen.

More later…

Nuju: Use proper grammar, Lewa0111!

Lewa0111:

Nuju: Forget I said anything.

*Outside*

Gali: …so, then he brings in about a million guys! I’m telling you, he’s strange.

Onua: Yeah, well, ever since we built this hotel, everything’s been strange. First monkeys as construction workers, then Makuta and Lhikan, then we have Livna, and then that crazy pool full of EP, then a play, and now this guy! Our lives are just strange.

Takanuva: Yeah, well, do you ever think that’s because we’re all part of a comedy on a web site called BZPower named ‘The Nuva Inn’?

Everyone Else: Nah.

Lewa: I’m gonna go inside. *walks inside*

*On the top floor, inside the pool*

BEC: Woohoo!

Keetongu: That’s my line! COPYRIGHT INFRINGER!

BEC: Yeah, well, you originally stole that from the Thumb movies, so there!

Keetongu: Oh yeah.

BEC: All blue guys, come in and join me! *All the blue bionicles jump in*

*the pool floor starts cracking*

BEC: Oops. *The pool collapses* AAAAHHH!!!

Kopaka: Stop stealing other people’s lines!

*pool lands on Lewa*

A dripping wet Lewa: I hate water. Especially wet water.

Gali: Umm…all water is wet.

BEC: *still swimming* This is so fun! Woo hoo!

Keetongu:

BEC: Hee hee hee…I mean, ‘This is so fun! Yay!’

Keetongu: That’s better.

Gali: All right, mister, you’re paying for this!

BEC: That’s all right, I was planning to check out anyway.

Gali: Well, fork over the money!

BEC: …Here’s my loan. *starts running away* And oh yeah, there ARE no banks on mata nui!

Gali: Metru Nui.

BEC: Whatever. *runs away and all his friends follow him*

Lewa: After him, my minions! *all the monkeys from chapter 1 attack BEC and company*

Lewa0111: NOTE: The following is too violent for this PG-rated comedy. We must now skip to the end.

THE END

Tahu: I didn’t even get a single line in this comedy!

Pohatu: Neither did I!

Kohrak-Kal: Me either!

Narrator: You’re not even IN this comedy! Uh-oh, gotta go! *runs away*

Word Count: 664

Random Emoticon of the Day:

This is a very funny comedy. I especially like:


I also like the way Gali can split into two people. I also liked how Pohatu was changing his name because it was Tahu's mixed up. Another part I liked was:

Great comedy.

3 fave parts of mewest chapter only thing that could make it beter is if there was a gint inflatable monkey

Thanks for the replies, everybody!

Toa LehuNuva, the 'Takanuva: No. Kopaka: AAAHH!!' thing is gonna be a running joke, I'm glad you liked it. jmcsweeny, I did get your pm, and I'm working on a chapter now. I have quite a few guest stars now, and so I am now going to be hosting a contest. Each person should post (not pm) a chapter of their own with their gs in it, and I will choose the funniest one to be a pgs! (Note: Tava is my own GS and will be a permanent guest star along with the winner of the contest). Some tips: try to include running jokes like the 'No. Aah!', and Zaktan's trash cans in your chapter. Also, 'listing' is pretty funny, too. And make sure to include tons of randomness!

Next chapter should be up soon!

(BTW, there just might be a giant inflatable monkey in a later chapter, but who knows!)

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

New chapter's up now!

Contest goes from now until the 12th, so get your entries in!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 7: Complete Randomness

BEC: Well, this sounds…random.

Narrator: Okay, that was just bad. And besides, you got kicked out, remember?

BEC: Yeah, but Lewa0111 is hosting a GS contest, and I might be able to win it! Then I can come back.

Narrator: Oh, Lewa0111, spare me!

Lewa0111:

Narrator: ANYWAY, the Toa Nuva are still preparing their play.

*outside*

Lewa: Well, I’m almost done with the script. Now for props. Anyone have anything useful?

Onua: I have some digging tools!

Lewa: Why would we need digging tools for Mask of Light?

Onua: I don’t know, but I have some!

Lewa: Anyone have anything useful?

*knock*

Lewa: Why is it that every time I start to get some work done on this play, someone needs to stay at our hotel?

Tahu: Maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to do a play.

Lewa: The play was your idea in the first place!

Tahu: What?

Gali: *sighs* While you guys argue, I’ll answer the desk. *goes to front desk, where there’s a Toa standing there*

Toa: Hello, can I stay at your hotel?

Gali: Umm…who are you?

Toa: Sorry. My name is Ultimato, and I am the Toa of Transformation. Watch! *he turns into a kikanalo, then into a Pikachu, then into a clone of Gali, then into Barney*

Gali: BARNEY?!? AAAAHHHH!!! Save me!

Ultimato: Sorry. *turns into normal self* So, like I said, I’d like to rent out every room.

Gali: Okay, but it’ll cost a lot of widgets. And NO loans from the nonexistent banks around here, somebody just tried that.

Ultimato: Umm...oookay? Well… *uses his power to control everything to control the money in the cash register to come into his hand* Here you go.

Gali: Wait…

Ultimato: Well, do you want it or not?

Gali: Fine. Take the rooms.

*a pie falls from the sky*

Tava: PIE!!!

Gali: Get out of here, you can’t be in this chapter.

Tava: Pie?

*Ultimato eats the pie*

Tava: PIE!!!

*Ultimato punches Tava in the face*

Gali:

*Ultimato punches Gali in the face*

Gali: HEY!!!

*Ultimato punches himself in the face and faints*

Gali: Oookay…

*Later…*
*Everyone hears the sound of a wrecking ball*

Lewa: What in Karzahni is that?

Takanuva: There is no swearing in BIONICLE!

Tahu: *looks up* What in Karzahni is that?

Takanuva: There is no swearing in BIONICLE!!

Gali *looks up* What in Karzahni is that?

Takanuva: THERE IS NO SWEARING IN bionicle!!!

*Takanuva looks up to see a wrecking ball demolishing the hotel*

Takanuva: What in Karzahni—oh, never mind.

Kopaka: Aren’t you being a hypocrite?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHH!!!

Onua: What’s going on here?

Pohatu: Beats me.

*Lewa grabs a megaphone*

Lewa: Whoever’s wrecking our hotel, please cease and desist immediately!

Ultimato: ‘Cease and desist’? What are you, a cop?

*A bionicle walks up wearing a police uniform*

Bionicle: No, but I am! Cease and desist!

Ultimato: Give me one second.

*Suddenly time fast forwards and the rooms are all rebuilt twice as good as they were*

Everyone but Ultimato (including the cop):

Ultimato: *whips out the Vahi* Behold, the power of Time!

Makuta: So that’s where Vakama hid it? I was looking everywhere!

Lhikan: Don’t make me poke you… *puts finger near Makuta’s shoulder*

Makuta: MOMEEEE!!! *runs away*

Lhikan: He’s getting more cowardly each day. *leaves*

*A giant inflatable monkey comes*

GIM: Does anyone have a giant inflatable Banana? Or some type of giant inflatable sweet fruit?

Everyone: ... ...

GIM: Well, guess not.

Lewa0111: So that’s where that monkey went off to? I was looking for him, he was supposed to be in the last chapter!

*a pizza falls from the sky*

Ultimato: Pizza! *eats the pizza, then punches the GIF in the face*

*GIF starts deflating, and hits Ultimato, sending them both flying away*

Ultimato: I’ll be back! With stuff! And…uh…more stuff!

Lewa: Well…that’s enough randomness for one day. Narrator, please end the chapter now.

Narrator: First, you have to say ‘I love the narrator’ twenty times in a row.

Lewa: JUST END THE CHAPTER!!!

Narrator: Fine. You’re no fun at all.

THE END

BEC: Hey! You cut off my grand return entrance!

Narrator: You were kicked out, I tell you! And there is NO WAY you’ll EVER win that contest!

Lewa0111: You want to be fired again, Narrator2? *cough*Narrator1*cough*

Narrator:

Word Count: 761

Random Emoticon of the Day:

ohh boy a chapter of my own should i include myself if i want?
yay monkey

Glad to hear you liked it, jmcsweeny!

Yes, in your chapter you should include your guest star, since that's what I'll be judging. Just post it here; I won't be putting up any more chapters until the 12th, anyway. Good luck!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Glad to hear you liked it, jmcsweeny!

Yes, in your chapter you should include your guest star, since that's what I'll be judging. Just post it here; I won't be putting up any more chapters until the 12th, anyway. Good luck!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Great chapter as usaul(sp?).So we just post our chapters?COOL!!Here's mine:

Chapter 8:Personality changes

Ultimato:I'm back!

Narrator:Hi and welcome to The Nuva Inn!

Ultimato:Shut up!

Gali:I'm going to my suite.

Lewa:I'm swimming!

Ultimato:

Zaktan:AHHH!!!!!

Tahu:*picks Zaktan up and chucks him in the bin*I H8 U!!

Ultimato:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!THEY HAVE PERSONITIS!!

GIM:What's that?

Ultimato:A disease that changes 2 people's personality.

Lewa:*In the pool*HELP!I CAN"T SWIM!

Ultimato:Vahi time!*I go back in time to before everybody has changed*Don't go near each other!

*Back in the present*

Lewa:*drowns*Blubba bubba.

Gali:*is eating lots of fat food*Uhhh!*explodes*

Takanuva:I havn't(sp?)been in this whole chapter!!

Kopaka:Got any sixes?

Takanuva:No.

Kopaka:AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!*commits suicide*

*in the past*

Ultimato:Good.*I go back to the present*

Everyone:SUPRISE!

Ultimato:What the!

Lewa:We just faked the whole thing!

Ultimato:What about Gali exploding?

Lewa:That was her other half.

Ultimato:Drowning?

Lewa:

Ultimato:Everything was faked?

Lewa:Yep!

Ultimato:End chapter.

END

Do you like it?

Great chapter, Ultimato! You're doing great!

Just a few reminders--1. Instead of putting 'Me' in there, put your guest star's name, since I'm judging the guest star. 2. Make sure it fits with the storyline, in other words, your character 'Ultimato' needs to come back to the hotel first. 3. Other than that, it's a good chapter! You're entry #1 in the contest!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Heres my Chapter.
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Chapter 8: Manager BEC
Lewa: Man, Writing this play is hard

Kopaka: Should'nt you be speaking Treespeak???

Takanuva: No

Kopaka: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Zaktan comes up and throws Lewa into a trash can*

Tahu: Well, Since Lewa is stuck in a trash can, we need to hire a temporairy Manager

*1 Hour Later*

Lewa0111: Its only been 5 minutes

CWG: I thought that would make Dramatic Effect. Did it???

Takanuva: NO

Kopaka: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*5 minutes later from the last caption*

Kopaka: Haha, *puts down cards* Full house. Can you beat that???

Takanuva: No

Kopaka: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

*5 minutes later from the other last caption*

Lewa0111: STOP THAT!!!!

Vahki: You're arrested for Smileys

Lewa0111: No I'm not, I'm the Writer

Vahki: All hail the Writer

Blue Eyes Commander: And when do I come in?

*5 minutes later*

A Ko-Matoran with a White Pakari walks in

Gali: Not you, you are the one who droped a pool 1,923 floors onto Lewa

BEC: Which is exactly why I'm applying for the Temp Manager

Gali: Oh no, and you're the only aplicant, I have to give you the job

BEC: , My first notion of manager is Demoting Lewa to Assistant Manager and Promoting
myself to Permanent Manager

Gali: Can he do that???

Takanuva: No

Kopaka: AAAAHHHH!!!!

BEC: Actualy I can

Takanuva: Oh No

Kopaka: Oh AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

BEC: Well I think we should have a Resturant

Tahu: Can I be chef???

BEC: You allready Are

Tahu:

BEC: I think we should put a pool on the top floor

Lewa: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Takanuva: What he said

Kopaka: Referable AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

BEC: AFTER we Re-inforce the floor on the top floor in the room its in

Lewa: [Confused] OhhhKayy [/Confused]

Tahu: Have you noticed how long this chapter is???

Takanuva: No

Kopaka: AAAAAHHHH!!!! *jumps off roof and into the pool outside*

*Later*

Gali: Can I fill the pool???

BEC: Knock yourself out

*Gali knocks herself out*

BEC: Its a expression

Gali: I know

BEC: I thought you were out cold

Gali: Nope, my copy was

*later*

Pool Falls through all floors to the Lobby

BEC: I'll fix that *calls somebody*

*Later-er*

Lewa0111: Thats not a word

CWG: Tough!!!

Lewa0111: You're fired, *hires Another CWG*

*Later*

BEC: I think we should start putting pools outside * Pushes pool full of Ga-Matoran out the window and it
lands in the existing pool*

Ga-Matoran: YAY!!!!

Keetongu:

Ga-Matoran: I mean, that was fun

Keetongu:

Lewa (In trash can): I thought you Re-inforced the floor

BEC: Re-Inforce??? Did I say Re-Inforce, I meant DE-Inforce

Gali: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

BEC: I'm Manager, I rank higher than you

Gali: Darn!

*Later*

You see a Green Matoran with a White Pakari

Gali: Welcome to the Nuva Inn

Le-Matoran: I'm a KO-Matoran, Its me, BEC

BEC: I ate Tahu's food, it made me sick.

*the next day*

BEC: Now that I'm feeling better, I'm making the Elevator for Guests Only, Employees must use the stairs

*Po Matoran Walks In*

Po-Matoran: I'll take a room on the 1,923 floor

Gali: Here's your key, Ohh BELLBOTTOM

Pohatu: Thats BellBoy

Gali: Yeah, Bellbottom, take his luggage to the 1923 floor

Pohatu: BUT HE HAS 20 BAGS!!!

Gali: Whatever

*2 hours later*

Pohatu finaly drags the bags onto the top floor

Pohatu: What do you have in these bags, ROCKS!!?!?!

Po-Matoran: YES. I'm a Carver

Pohatu: Ahhhhg *falls down stairs*

The End

Tahu: Did that seem long to you???

Takanuva: No

Kopaka: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
______________________

It took me half a hour to write that, hope you like it

That was great, BEC! You're entry #2!

Boyonicle Ultimato, I see you fixed your entry. Thanks! BTW, I'd love to cowrite for your comedy, just PM me with a link to it!

BEC, a few reminders: 1. Make sure to put an 'enter' in between each different person's line, it makes it hard to read. 2. I don't know, I like the number 2.

Thanks everybody, contest ends tomorrow! May the best member win!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

EDIT: Page 2! Yay!

I think I was funniest

I think Blye Eyes Commander's was best. It had all the things from the normal chapters, and was very funny. Great work, BEC!

Sorry guys, I'm a little late today. The contest ended a few days ago, and the winner is...

A...

BZPower member...

Named...



Good work, everybody! Thank you for entering!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Sorry I'm late, guys, the contest ended a few days ago.

And now, the winner...

Is...

A Bzpower Member...

Named...



Good job, everybody! Stay tuned!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

WOW, Thanks, That was a good one, Like how I made it so I could come back because I could'nt be fired because I was the highest character besides the writer. Who has Omnipotent Writer Powers

Well, I promised a chapter, so here it is!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE Comedy by Me!
Chapter 6: Performance

Takanuva: How come we went straight to the performance part? We skipped all the rehearsing!

Narrator: Because it would have been boring for all the people to have to read.

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Narrator: Shut up, Kopaka, there’s only one Toa Nuva allowed in this starting thing at a time!

Kopaka: So? He’s not even a Toa Nuva!

Narrator: Didn’t you read Chapter 4?

Kopaka: *reads Chapter 4* Oh. Never mind, then.

Narrator: Ahem. So we join the Toa Nuva as they are ready to perform the play outlined in the last chapter.

*Lewa is putting up signs on the walls of the hotel advertising their play*

Lewa (in megaphone): Everybody, come and see the play BIONICLE: Mask of Light, now premiering at the Nuva Inn! *pauses* Wait a second, how come I always have to capitalize all the letters of BIONICLE?

Narrator: Because that’s just the way it is, okay?

Lewa: Oh, shut up already. Anyway, I’d better get off of this wall, ‘cuz it’s almost time to start! *jumps off of wall on the 9,123rd story* Oops. AAAAHHH!!! *splat*

Gali: Lewa, are you okay?

Lewa: What a ridiculous question! I just fell 9,123 stories and all you can ask is ‘are you okay?’

Gali: Yep, he’s okay. Come on, the play’s about to start in our hotel’s auditorium!

Lewa: We have an auditorium?

Gali: We do now. *auditorium appears on the side of the hotel*

*they go in and meet the other toa and assorted matoran who are helping them in the play*

Lewa: Attention all non-acting Matoran! The play will begin in five seconds! *whispering* places everybody!

BEC: What am I again?

Lewa: You’re Hewkii.

BEC: But I’m a Ko-Matoran!

Narrator: BEC?!? Tell me he didn’t win the contest!

Lewa0111: *whistles*

*everyone runs around super fast*

Lewa: Attention everyone! The play we are performing is called Mask of Light, based on the movie. *everyone cheers* Anyway, now we are starting.

*curtain comes up to see Turaga Vakama hovering in midair above a circle of stones*

Vakama: Gathered friends, listen again to our *drops script* Oh, dang nab it! I forgot my line! Anyway…umm…uh…

Lewa: *whispering* Use the spare script!

Vakama: Oh yeah. *pulls out spare script* Legend of the BIONICLE, with the letters that are capitalized. In the time, before time…

Crowd: This is boring.

Lewa: *whispering* Let’s skip to scene 2.

Vakama: Okay. *Vakama leaves and Jaller walks up*

Jaller: Takua? He has more rocks in his head than a pomatorun. *looks at script again* Wait…Matorun? This script is based off of those DVD subtitles, isn’t it?

Lewa: Gotta go, bye! *runs off*

Jaller: Anyway…Takua!

*Takanuva walks up*

Jaller: Takanuva! Where’s Takua?

Takanuva: I am Takua.

Jaller: Really?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAHHH!!!

Takanuva and Jaller: YOU’RE NOT IN THIS SCENE!

Kopaka: Sorry.

Takanuva: Hang on a second. *jumps around* Be, Right, There! Haha!

Jaller: Why are you saying everything with a capital letter?

Takanuva: Because, It’s, In, The, Script!

Jaller: Very nice. Now let’s go!

Takanuva: Wait, I’m supposed to find the Mask of Light first.

Jaller: You’re wearing it.

Takanuva: Oh. Then why does it say that in the script?

*Tahu runs in and grabs Takanuva*

Takanuva: How are you carrying me? I’m taller than you are!

Tahu: Mask of Strength.

Takanuva: You have the Hau, though.

Tahu: Not if you read BC #4, though, I got all the masks!

Takanuva: Whatever. Just keep going!

Jaller: Oh…Takua…

Audience: Umm…this play is weird.

Lewa: HEY!!!

*Suddenly Nidhiki stands up from the audience and shoots green webby stuff at the script*

Jaller: NOOO!!! NOT THE SCRIPT!!! WE CAN’T GO ON!!!

Crowd: Boo! Wait…how come we keep changing from a ‘crowd’ to an ‘audience’?

Everyone:

Tava: Hi!

Lewa: Where’d you come from?

Tava: We have to keep them occupied! *thinks* I know! FREE PIES!!! *throws a million pies into the audience*

Audience: YAY!!! PIE!!!

Random Matoran: Actually, ‘Pi’ is 3.141267…

Crowd: SHUT UP!!!

Lewa0111: I think I’m just gonna end the chapter now.

Onua: But we haven’t gotten to the end of the play yet!

Lewa0111: This chapter’s already long enough as it is.

Tahu: Exactly. Just end it.

EHT DNE

Takanuva: Are you dyslexic, Mr. Narrator?

Narrator: Am I yes!

Takanuva:

Narrator: Pu tuhs.

Takanuva:

Narrator: Ti dne tsuj s’tel.

Takanuva:

Word Count: 745

Random Emoticon of the Day:

This isn't the one with all the GS's, though, I needed to finish up the play first.

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Well when I'm in it, just remember I demoted Lewa, anyways, I loved it. The No, AHHHHHHHHH, What am I, Hewkii, But I'm a Ko Matoran, The reference to the Protodermis Pool making him Takanuva Nuva. I forgot about that but I remember now, HAHAHAHA, and the Mask of Strength, but he has the Hau, not acording to BC#4, and the Dyslecic Narator, I say that he should say "bysl3xicz unti3. at MMM.byzl3x a.moC" (Not leet, Numbers look like sdrawkcaB, I mean Backwards letters)

Absolutely brilliant, one of the best comedies i have ever read, the running jokes are great, keep on writing - i can't wait for the next chapter!

I hope I'm funny and everyone Respects my Managerness

Maybe I will,maybe I won't.Naaaahhhhhh!!!!!Probably will.Hey,wait a minute,Tahu's food stinks!Oh mighty manager guy & Author guy,make me chef.

Ultimato:LOSER!

You're meant to be in my comedy.UP,UP AND AWAY!
Anyway,this is great as usual.Can't wait for the next chapter!

Yeah, I know that Tahu's food is bad, I cut out the hurling scenes

Here it is: the GS chapter!!! (We'll get back to the regular storyline later.)

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 7: A Villain

Ultimato: A Villain? That doesn’t sound good.

Narrator: Shut up.

BEC: Yeah! I’m the PGS, not you.

Soren712: *launches a shut up Kanoka disk at BEC* No one’s a PGS until the job interview chapter.

BEC:

Narrator: ANYWAY, the Toa Nuva are having one day off before continuing the play, due to the technical difficulties.

*in the hotel*

Lewa: Since I’m manager, I have to think of an idea.

BEC: No you’re not, I demoted you.

Lewa: No, you can’t. Look at the contract. It says in Section 50128653847560143863086508723649, Page 8473568346, Paragraph 2, Sentence -5, Word 3, Sub-word -26, that Lewa cannot be demoted until: A.) pigs fly or B.) the apocalypse. Therefore, I’m still manager.

BEC: WHAT???

*crash*

Tahu: Who’s there? Be warned--I’ll burn you to a crisp!

???: Muahahahaha! You dared use the emoticons, and now you shall pay!

Pohatu: Who’s this wacko?

???: Wacko? THAT’s ‘wacko’. I am the Emoticon Master, and I shall destroy you for using the great emoticons! Fall before my ‘bigeek’ powers!
Everyone: AAH! It hurts!

Tahu: Oh yeah? Watch this!

Emoticon Master: Ow! You think that hurts, try THIS!!! *suddenly a swarm of Tahnok appears*

Gali: I’ll stop it, *the bohrok explode*

Emoticon Master: NEVER!!! You will fall before the ‘anger’ emoticon!

*The Toa Nuva all get knocked out*

Good one, BTW, *straps jetpack to pig*, I'M THE MANAGER!!!
I liked the PGS. The Emoticons, I also think the Vahki should arrest Emoticon Master for Emoticons

Hey everybody, I'm glad you liked the chapter! BEC, congratulations on winning once again!

Just to let you guys know, I'm holding a voting poll. That's right, YOUR decisions will change the storyline of TNI as we know it! So...PM me your vote. Shall we: 1) Continue the 'play' as a bonus MOL spoof, or 2) move on to a 'normal' storyline (or at least as normal as TNI gets ). On Sunday, I will announce the winning storyline and write a chapter for it!

Keep voting, people!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

BEC: I’m the only one standing. You will die, Emoticon Master!

Emoticon Master: How can you defeat me alone?

BEC: Because I’m not alone! –awkward silence-- Umm…guys? NOW would be a good time!

*Ultimato, Soren712, Tava, and a piraka named Mights appear out of nowhere*

Ultimato: Fear my wrath of transformation, Emoticon Master!

Soren712: *shoots an emoticon shield disk at everyone* Your emoticons cannot penetrate this shield!

Mights: MONEY!!! *shoots money at Emoticon Master* MONEY!!!

Tava: PIE!!! *shoots pie at Emoticon Master* PIE!!!

BEC: My friends will help me!

Emoticon Master: You are forcing me to do what I never hoped to do again…I must…call upon…

the ‘BURNMAD’ EMOTICON!!!!

*the whole hotel explodes*

Ultimato: Hey! That’s my job! *fixes hotel*

Soren: You’ll pay for this! Fear my wrath! *launches a emoticon counter counter disk at Emoticon Master*

Emoticon Master: Noo! You will not destroy the Emoticon Master!

Morbuzakh: COPYRIGHT INFRINGER!!!

Keetongu: That’s my line!

Variate, I want to see myself, but I want to see more of the play, And can It be that I become manager in case Lewa cannot fufil his duties as Hotel Managers
*Zaktan throws Lewa in a trash can*
BEC: What do you know, *puts 1000 pound weight on top of the lid of the trash can lid over Lewa*

Emoticon Master: AAHH!!!

*Emoticon Master explodes*

BEC: Whew, that was close.

Soren: Can we quickmake some good emoticonpie with this evilvillain?

Tava: PIE!!!

Mights: I’ll sell it for MONEY!!! MONEY!!!

Mr. Krabs: COPYRIGHT INFRINGER!!!

Keetongu: COPYRIGHT INFRINGER!!!

*The toa wake up*

Onua: Where are we?

Gali: I think we’re in outer space.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAHHH!!!

Pohatu: I’m confused…

BEC and company: DON’T!

THE END

Ultimato: What was that, Lewa0111, some random storyline lengthening villain like the Rahi Nui, the Sentrakh, and Mavrah?

Rahi Nui: GRRR!!!

Sentrakh: Hey!

Mavrah: MY RAHI!!! MINE!!!

Ultimato:

Lewa0111: Don't diss the villains!

Word Count: 503

Random Emoticon of the Day:

If this double posts, it's because of the emoticons.

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

EDIT: Umm...why did this happen? This post went way over here! That's weird.

I like it, whens a new chapter (Without Emoticon master please) going to come up

I like it, whens a new chapter (Without Emoticon master please) going to come up

BEC, don't double post, that's spam. ANd I'm not quite sure why the Emoticon Master chapter got all weird but the next chapter won't have him in it. Although I though he was pretty funny. The next chapter will be up Sunday, when the voting contest is over.

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Emoticon master was'nt funny, I liked the guests coming, pools on the top floor, No, AHHHHHHHH, *Zaktan throws __________ In a trash can*, etc. Elevator for GUESTS ONLY blah blah blah, blah blah blah

What's so bad about the EM?

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

It was'nt that great, I did'nt find it funny

Well...the votes are in, and the final decision is...RETURN TO THE STORYLINE!!! Thanks voters!

And now...presenting...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 7: Job Tryouts

Narrator: The Toa Nuva are working in the hotel, cleaning up from the play and from Emoticon Master’s attack.

Kopaka: Why are we doing job tryouts now? You said we’d do them 3 chapters ago!

Narrator *blushes*: Oops, sorry. Well, we’re doing them now.

Kopaka: Okay, then, fine.

Narrator: Are you insulting me?

Kopaka: No. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Narrator: Anyway, the Toa Nuva are working in the hotel, cleaning up from the play.

*Toa Nuva are in the lobby, sweeping stuff*

Lewa: HOTEL CLOSED FOR TWO DAYS!!! HOTEL CLOSED FOR TWO—

Gali: I think they get the point.

Lewa: Hey, who’s the leader around here?

Krekka *who magically appeared*: Can I have some cauliflower?

Nidhiki: No, you cool dude, I already told you you don’t like cauliflower!

Krekka *scratches head*: Uhh…I don’t?

*Nidhiki slaps forehead*

Kopaka *comes out of the elevator*: Phew! I just got done janitating all the rooms in this hotel, including the invisible auditorium that we used for the play!

Nidhiki and Krekka: Huh? We missed a play? NOOOOO!!!! *run out the door*

Gali: Umm…so……now what?

Tahu: We could—

Lewa: Oh, no you don’t. No more of your crazy ideas.

Tahu: Meep.

Lewa: Hey, aren’t we supposed to be doing job tryouts? Hey Narrator, can we have job tryoughts now?

Narrator: Sure, but only if you spell it right.

Lewa: Fine. Tryouts. Happy?

*suddenly a desk appears with Lewa sitting behind it and a line of assorted…things…walks in*

Random po-matoran: Hi! I’m Bob!

Lewa: What? Bob isn’t a matoran name!

RPM: Oh, that’s right.

Lewa: NEXT!

*anvil falls on him*

RPM: Say hi to Livna!

*Makuta walks in*

Lewa: No. NEXT!

Makuta: MOOOOMMMMYYYYY!!! *runs away*

*Tava walks up*

Lewa: Hi, what can you do?

Tava: I can make pie.

Lewa: Anything else?

Tava: Pizza pie!

Lewa: Hmm…I’ll consider it. Go to the waiting room.

Tava: There is no waiting room.

Lewa: TAKANUVA!!!

Takanuva: Oh, sorry. *makes waiting room appear*

*Tava walks away*

Lewa: Now what?

*May from Pokemon walks in*

May: Hello.

Lewa: Umm…your tryouts are across the street.

May: Thanks! *walks away*

*Dani walks up*

Dani: Hi, I’m here for a job.

Lewa: Well, duh, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

Dani: So can I get a job?

Lewa: Sorry, but you already have a job in another comic. We can’t take you.

Dani: WHAT???

Lewa: NEXT!!

*Zaktan walks in*

Tahu: Oh no.

*Zaktan throws Tahu into a trash can, then disappears*

Tahu: What did I ever do to you?

*The narrator walks in*

Lewa: How can you be in the story, if you’re the narrator, if you’re in the story, if…WHAT??

Narrator: So? I want a job!

Lewa: You have a job, you’re already the narrator!

Narrator: Oh, I forgot.

Lewa: Well, I suppose…go in the waiting room.

*BEC walks in*

Lewa: What can you do?

BEC: I don’t know, but Lewa0111 said I have to be a PGS.

Lewa: I guess I don’t have a choice. Go in the waiting room.

*Mights walks in*

Mights: MONEY!!!

Lewa: No money-crazy piraka allowed.

Mights:

*Krekka walks in*

Krekka: Hi. Can I have cauliflower?

Nidhiki: For the last time, SHUT UP ABOUT THE CAULIFLOWER!!!!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

*five hours later*

Lewa: Okay, so we’re down to three contestants. Tava…*Tava stands up, yelling, ‘PIE!!’* BEC *BEC stands up, but his mask falls off, then he puts it on again*…and the Narrator! Now everyone vote.

Gali *in Lewa’s ear*: There are only seven of us voting.

Lewa: Oh.

*three hours later*

Lewa: And the winner is…the Narrator, unanimously! Wait a minute, we need to pick 2 out of 3. Hey Narrator! You cheated!

Narrator: So? I mean, Hey!

Lewa: Okay, so you’re kicked out. Tava, you can work in the kitchen of the new restaurant we’re making, and BEC, you can be umm…something. I know! You’ll be the front desky person, and…

Gali:

Lewa: What? Gali, you’re lifeguard.

Gali:

Lewa: Thank you all for coming!

THE

Kohrak-Kal: Hey! I wasn’t in this chapter!

Narrator: You’re not even in this comedy!

Kopaka: Anyway, I think I should have had a bigger role.

Narrator: Don’t worry about that.

Kopaka: By the way, you forgot the ‘end’.

Narrator: Whatever.

BEC: Do I get to be in this ending thing?

Tava: PIE!!

Narrator: No, you two wait your turn.

Word Count: 686

Random Emoticon of the Day: