Thanks BEC, I'd love a banner!

[QUOTE] What number did he control? [/QUOTE]

He controlled the numbers on the cash register to make it say '0'.

[QUOTE] what does the slashed out w stand for? [/QUOTE]

It's the widget sign, like the $ sign. I made it up. [/QUOTE]

Glad you liked it!

lewaman (AKA Lewa0111 Lerahk1222)

Thanks, You don't mind Tava is a Ta-Matoran with a Red Pakari

EDIT: The Banner is not ready but I have the frames
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/manalead...s/nuvainnt1.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/manalead...rs/nuvainn2.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/manalead...s/nuvainnt2.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/manalead...rs/nuvainn1.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/manalead...s/nuvainnt3.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/manalead...rs/nuvainn3.jpg

Lehrak1222?! Trashcans are copyrighted? I never knew. And the KLC caused a lot of chaos! The sign became so many thing like Rahi Inn, and that really,really long one. I'm hoping the Nuva strike back soon. (Or do something to get the Inn back)

Banners ready

Great Chapter. I especially like the Letter Control Kraata and the Number Control Kraata. And

Cool! And that's American Godzilla now. Also, look at War for BZPower II, which is in the SS forum.
NEW CHAPPIE SOON, PLEASE!

woohoo great chapter p.s. the name is'nt supossed to be toa vero my brother has my password and he changed the name to the account he just created it is really supposed to be toa brutaka88 ^^(Forget that stupid stuff!!) argh I am going to kill my brother

the dark deed is done now time for insane randomness ;o;ougt;ugdk,jyfkktdktkhlfjgthgfuhjjyuu;u;uiuiuyo;lkg;olgjhkljgk,ghj,gj,t-p'u8'

Review, I will. (Mind that not, for tomorow I'm going to wach Star Wars, so I decided to talk like Yoda.)


Happened it, again! See future, I can!


The Nuva Inn, Episode (insert random number): Return of the letter control kraata!


Yeah, right...


Rock, he does.


(Escapes "Talk like Yoda" mania.) No no no, Tahu, you're realy wrong this time. First, we send Jean de Metz with half of archers to front, and other half with Dunois. Then, Duke of Alencon moves in with artilery, destroys the wall, and, through that wall, Joan of Arc and La Hire attacks them, while Dunois shoots the retreating enemies!


PIE!!!


Okay...



Anyway, nice chapter, this is! Wonder, I do, how will Toa defeat rahkshi? Using the artilery? Or attacking with swordsmen?

Just a note, BEC, in the Job Interview chapter I mentioned that Tava was a po-matoran, not a Ta. So if you want to change your banner, you can. Next chapter will be up before the 4th!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111 Lerahk1222

ITs OK, The Metru Red from the Rayg sprite generator is looks like Mata Brown, so its not much of a Problem except his Kanohi, Like the Banner?
EDIT: I read the Job chapter, Tava isn't a Po-Matoran, Bob is

Good comedy Lewa0111!

My fave part in Ch.1 was the random things flting through the air.

Oh and can I use the random emote of the day thing?

Sure you can! In case you've been wondering, Tava was also a Po-Matoran. I think I mentioned that in the first chapter with him, about 2 or 3 chapters before JI.

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111 Lerahk1222

Well the red I used looked like Brown anyways, do you like the Banner??

Yes, I did! I'd use it, but...my Ask Matau! banner's already there.

New chapter tomorrow, I promise.

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

New chapter!

Lewa: Finally.

It hasn't started yet.

Lewa: Oh.

Tava: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut up.

The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 14 (part 4 of 5): RT: Kraata Madness NT: Mercenaries and Randomness

Johnny: Chonawooga!

All Toa Nuva: JOHNNY? How'd you get into this comedy?

Johnny: Chonawooga?

All Nuva: Go back to Mata-nui General Store (by Sir TMN)!

Johnny (who keeps saying this faster and faster): Chonawooga! Chonawooga! Chonawooga!

*Johnny explodes*

Lewa: Now that he's back in his own comedy let's worry about ours!

*BEC runs by*

BEC: WhatareyoutalkingaboutVero? I'mnothypernonothyperatall! Justleavemealoneandgivememoresugar!

*BEC starts bouncing around and smashes into a wall*

BEC: SUGAR...

Fred: BEC, wake up! *a vine grows out of nowhere and slaps BEC*

BEC: SUGAR...

Vero:

Onua: So, are we gonna take back our hotel or what?

Pohatu: It's called an Inn.

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Pohatu: Inn!

Onua: Hotel!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Onua: No. Just...no.

Tava: Pie?

GF: So, where's the inn I can smash?

Godzilla Forever (the member, not the GS): Just so you know, I changed my name to American Godzilla.

Everyone: Who are you?

Member AG: I'm a BZP member!

Everyone:

*MAG leaves*

AG: Okay...now what?

*Back at the Nuva Fsahrgtiajha7er5875y3 ijhgisdhurhue*

Panrahk: Do I even need to ask?

KNC: Teamwork!

KLC: It's so funny...maybe we should take over the inn from the Rahkshi!

KNC: Or, we should take over the 'Ijhgisdhurhue' from the Rahkshi!

KLC: I think I'm gonna call up all my 392 cousins and have a party here! A pool party!

KNC: Cool!

Vorahk: Hey! What did you say?

KLC: I said: I tink I'm gonna fall up mall by tuzzin's and gave a tardy deer! A cool tardy!

Vorahk: Only a moron would say that.

Krekka: I tink I'm gonna fall up mall by tuzzin's and gave a tardy deer! A cool tardy!

Vorahk: See? That proves my point.

Krekka: AAh! Momee! Are you going to eat me?

Vorahk: Err...no.

*Krekka leaves*

*Later...*

*All the Rahkshi are tied up in a closet, while a swarm of letter and number control Kraata are swimming in the pool and changing letters and numbers around*

Kraatas:

KLC2: Hey, KLC! This was a great idea!

KLC: I know!

*Back at the Nuva*

Onua: Wait! This wall leads to a closet. I'll bust through and then we'll get in through the closet!

Tahu: A closet?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Gali: So predictable. Try using your head for a change, Onua!

*Onua tries to use his quake breakers to get through the wall, but misses and instead hits it with his head*

Gali: Not literally.

*The Rahkshi fall out, all tied up*

All 'Good guys': The Rahkshi?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love exclamation--

Gali: *SLAP!*

Everyone but Pohatu: Thank you, Gali!

Gali:

THE END

Lewa0111: Hey, Lerahk1222! I say when it ends, not you!

Lerahk1222: But this part's embarassing. I want to skip it!

Lewa0111: No you can't!

Lerahk1222: Make me!

*A pig lands on Lerahk1222's head*

Lewa0111:

Everyone else:

Why are the Rahkshi tied up? Will the kraata have a party? Why did Godzilla Forever (sorry, American Godzilla) change his name? Find out next chapter!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111 Lerahk1222

Hehehehe
NIce chapter! I think I'll GS!
I liked how BEC was all hyped up on sugar interesting.

-Peace-

I liked the "Hotel! Inn!" thing. Then Tava ruins it by saynig pie. A very random (Yet predictable) thing. And now There are tons of Kraata about to have a pety party...

hi i am new i love this comedy and it seemed like a good comedy for me to adver tise my new comedy losers of metru nui so please post there. any way i love the pohatu- onua- hotel- inn thing.
andbec being eatin by freds vines those were the funniest parts.

Great chapter Lewa0111! Man, that was funny when Onua & Pohatu were arguing then... PIE!

Welcome to BZPower, killermike.
Advertising your own comedy in someone else's topic is not allowed, I'm afraid. Please refrain from it. However, you can request a banner in one of the shops in the Artwork II forum (in the Creative Outlet section of BZPower) to advertise your comedy in your signature.
Another tip: the Signature Guidelines found in the Reference Desk forum explain the conditions your signature needs to follow - you've currently got too many lines in there, so I suggest you shorten it to the maximum of five lines.

Very funny new chapter. So Tava thinks it should be called The Nuva Pie? I liked Onua 'using his head' literaly.

Okay, well, unfortuately I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that one of our friends, Blue Eyes commander, is no longer with us. Yes, he has been taken to the realm of the 'Banned Members' forum where none can escape. The good news is that his TNI incarnation still lives, along with Fred! And the other good news is...NEW CHAPTER!!!!

The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 15 (part 5 of 5): RT: The Boss Visits NT: Umm...I can't think of one.

Tahu: 'Umm, I can't think of one'? That's the worst title ever!

Lewa: So? I don't see you coming up with any ideas!

Tahu: How about 'Tahu Rules!' ?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ANYWAY, let's get back to the point of the chapter.*

Lewa0111: CWG, I say that, not you.

Narrator: Actually, that's my job.

Bob: No, it's mine!

Everyone else:

Bob: Whatever. *disappears*

*At the closet...*

Tahu: THE RAHKSHI??? What are you guys doing in the closet? And Lerahk1222, why is there a pig on your head?

Lerahk1222: Blame your author.

Lewa0111: Hey!

Lerahk: Anyway, we were captured by--

???: By me!

Lewa0111: Brutaka, you're not in this comedy. Go home.

Brutaka: Aww... *Brutaka leaves*

KLC: Actually, I did.

Everyone: A KRAATA!?!??!

KNC: I helped, too!

KLC: Sure. Now, I was behind everything! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???: Hey! I have that laugh copyrighted!

All Rahkshi and Kraata: MAKUTA?

Keetongu: I have copyrights copyrighted!

Makuta:

Keetongu: What?

KLC: So, anyway...

KNC: Wanna go swimming?

KLC: No! We have to take over the hotel with our...powers of...letter control...hmm. That's not a cool power!

KNC: But it is funny! Now I'll leave. *All kraata leave*

Makuta: You call yourselves, Rahkshi? Get up and fight!

Lerahk: Okay! RARARARARAR!

All Rahkshi: RARARARARAR!

*They start fighting*

BEC: FREEZE!

*Everyone freezes*

BEC: First off, I want to say that I am only alive in this comedy, since in BZP i've been banned.\

Everyone else:

BEC: Second, I have a question. AG, why did you change your name?

AG: Well, it's a long story. It all started when... ...oh, it's too painful...

BEC: Sorry I asked.

Lewa0111: That was so off topic...I'll have to end the chapter.

THE END

Tava: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Translation: You left it at a cliffhanger!*

Narrator: So?

Tava: PIE PIE PIE!!!!!!!! PI!!!!!!! PI PI PIE!!!!!!!!!! *Translation: We're on Part 5 of 5! You can't leave it hanging!*

Narrator: Well, TNI is crazy enough that I'm gonna do something crazy next chapter. Don't worry.

Tava: Pi pie. *Translation: Oky-doky!*

Bye!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111 LERAHK1222 )

Another cliffhanger?! And Brutaka makes a visit. And BEC Still lives on in in the Hearts and minds of us all space gathering power and he'll return for our souls.
All
In the hearts andminds of us all anyway. And Keetongu keeps copyrights copyright like Makuta's copyrighted laugh that the Kraata use.



Another cliffhanger?! And Brutaka makes a visit. And BEC Still lives on in in the Hearts and minds of us all space gathering power and he'll return for our souls.
All
In the hearts andminds of us all anyway. And Keetongu keeps copyrights copyright like Makuta's copyrighted laugh that the Kraata use.

That's true! The Power Rangers, um... and some other show that's not related to that...

BTW: This is funny! I like the two Gali's and a strainer part. Hehe! Oh! And the random flying stuff. Blue chickens are awsome.

Another good chapter, I especially liked
I think you should include the '2 Gali's' in more chapters. They were the best! So, now we have Tava's translations. Keep it up!

Sorry about the wait so long, our computer is still in for repairs. (I'm writing this at the library, BTW.) As soon as it's back, there'll be a new chapter!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

FIJNALLY, my computer's fixed. Hey, what's with that 'J'?

KLC:

Whatever. Anyway...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 16 (part 6 of 5): RT: The Rahkshi get their butts kicked NT: Same here.

*Last time, the Toa and Rahkshi were fighting.*

Lewa0111: Duh.

Lewa and Lehrak: ARM WRESTLING TIME!!!!!!

Lewa: Nnngg!

Lerahk: Arrrgh!

Bob the Pirate : Hey! You like pirates too!

Lerahk: Shut up.

Joe the Coffee Rahkshi : Pirates stink!

Bob the Pirate : WHAT??? DEATH TO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tava: Pie?

*In another part of the hotel...*

Gali: Fear my wrath!

*Guurahk throws a bananna peel*

Gali: Oh no you don't!

GIM: BANANNA!!!!!!!!!!!! ASLKGHALSKGHLASDHIGLJAEWHGLAKWERHGLJKADFBH!!!!!!!!!!! *eats the bananna*

Guurahk:

Gali: I bet you weren't expecting...THIS! *splits into two Galis*

Guurahk: No way! I can do that, too! *splits into one and a half Guurahks*

HOG (Half Of Guurahk): Hey! Where'd my other half go?

Guurahk: She went shopping.

*AT a random shopping mall*

OHOG (Other Half Of Guurahk): Oh wow! A discount on blue clothes! Blue is so my color!

*Back at TNI*

Lerahk1222: You're going down, Lewa0111! AUTHOR POWERS!!!! *All the random stuff from chapter 3 comes back and hits Lewa0111 in the head*

Lewa0111: Oh yeah? RAR! *Livna comes down and crushes Lerahk1222, then Zaktan throws him in a trash can.*

Lerahk1222:

Mata Nui: WAIT! *everything freezes* You must take this! *a pie falls from the sky* Okay, go. *everyone starts fighting again*

Tava: PIE!!!!!! Wait, this isn't an ordinary pie...it's the Pienohi Pie of Light!

Lewa: Don't you mean Kanohi mask of Light?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Tava eats the POL, and turns into a Toa*

Tava: I am Tava Nuva, Toa of Pie! *shoots all the Rahkshi with pie bombs*

Takanuva: Hey! That's my line!

Everyone else:

Takanuva: Well, not that line EXACTLY...Never mind.

Makuta: This is too random. Bye bye! *he leaves*

Tavarahk: DEATH TO PIE!!!!!!! ANTI-PIE SHALL RULE!

Tava Nuva: Oh no you don't! *smothers him with pie*

Tavarahk: Aaaaaannnnnnnntttttttiiiiiiiii--------ppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee................ *flies out the window*

AG: This is the part where I start stomping stuff.

Vero: Okay, job done.

*Comlink beeps*

Pohatu: *pulls out comlink* What's going on?

Onua: Where'd you get that?

Pohatu: Let's just say that I stole it from Darth Vader...

DV: I will have revenge! NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Emperor: Wait, you're dead.

DV: Dang it. *they both disappear*

Guy On Comlink (GOC): Bad news. The Rahkshi escaped (except for Tavarahk) and are heading for Great Temple.

Onua: We'll never make it in time...

Lewa: Wait... *points to Vero* Is that sugar?

Vero: Yes.

Lewa: I hate to do this, but feed it to BEC.

Everyone: You wouldn't!

Lewa: I have no choice.

*BEC eats sugar*

BEC: Yahoo! Yippee! Yay! ASL:Ktghask;jghlashgojaseuhgkajdshfoujvhbnsreamyhfgmjasdhg! *Starts running around hyperly and runs down the path, then comes back five seconds later*

BEC: IdiditIkilledallthoseRahkshi!

Fred: Never do that again.

Lewa: Sorry.

Makuta: !@#@#$%@$!@$ Toa! I'll kill you someday!

GregF: No killing in BIONICLE!

Lhikan: Then what happened to me, hypocrite?

GregF: Oh yeah. *disappears*

Everyone else:

Gali: Let's party! *party lights appear*

THE END!

Lerahk1222: Hey...somebody get me out of here? Anybody?

Narrator: No way, pal.

Lerahk1222: Tava Nuva?

Tava Nuva: PIE!

Lerahk1222: MOMEEEEE! Are you going to eat me?

Random Cannibal #362: Yes.

Lerahk1222: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

Hooray! It's been fixed! Guurahk and Gali can split up. Only Guurahk can only split into 1 and 1/2. And the battle of the authors! Lehrak1222 gets smashed by Livna and Zaktan does the Trashcan bit. And now Tava Nuva is here. And Darth Vader comes back. But he he dead and so is The Emperor. I can only say this: This is the Emperor's fault. And no kiling was aloowed when Makuta swore to kill them. And GregF the hypocryte. Killing Lhikan. But Lehrak1222 is gone now. WE will NOT miss him.

Great new Chapter! Although I only have one line...And it is totally random...i give it a 9/10, for lack of detail, but other than that, it's great!

P.S: Takua is Great, that is considered spam. Please edit it and show how much you liked it, and mabye quote some parts you love. Just some advice!

Yay, the return of the trash cans!
My favourite part has to be: So this is a female Guurahk then?



Oh dear... sounds dangerous to be there, then! Great chapter. Also, are you accepting guest stars, or not?

Reviewing time!


DEATH TO JOE!!! Pirates rules!


Guurahk's "wrath" is so scary! GIM is eating bananna peels? And the "Double Gali trick" makes a return!


And I thought I saw everything...


Hey! The Emperor is dead too!


Ookay...


Canibal #362?! Then how many of the is there? #1000!?
Anyway, a great chapter indeed. BTW, are you taking GS now? I would like to do so if you take them...

I'm ALWAYS accepting guest stars. Just PM me with the info.

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

This comedy is cool, Lewa0111!

Now, THAT is a running gag that never gets old!

Thats funny, but is Guurahk a boy or a girl in this comedy? MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!!

HA! I just love BEC's sugarrushes! Keep up the macho good work! I'm bookmarking this(And sending a GS PM).....

-009 wuz here

HAHAHAHAHA keep up the good work

I just realized, I forgot to add a Random Emoticon of the Day in the last chapter!

Random Emoticon of the Day:

There you go!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 17: Back to Normal Random

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa defeated the Rahkshi, Tava turned into a Toa, and...

Lewa: Hey! You don't have to do a 'last time' thing! The last chapter was less than 10 posts ago!

Narrator: Oh, right. Continue.

Tava: I'm a Toa! Yay for me! *starts shooting pies all around, and one hits Onua*

Onua: Hey, you could hurt somebody with that!

Tava: With pie?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Zaktan appears and throws Tahu in a trash can*

Tahu:

BEC: Sugar! Sugar! YayforsugarIlovebeinghyperlikethis!

Fred: I need help.

Lewa: Well, at least everything's back to *cough* Normal.

*knock*

Gali: Hello? Can I take your order?

Random Ko-Matoran (RKM): I'd like a cheeseburger and some fries.

Gali: Would you like fries with that?

RKM:

*RKM leaves*

BEC: HeyGaligivemebackmydesk! I'mthefrontdeskypersonnotyou!

Gali: Sorry. *splits into two and goes to the bpool*

*Hey!*

KLC:

*Random Ta-Matoran walks in*

RTM: Hi, I'm Gurak, and I'd like to stay at the hotel.

Guurahk: Hey! You stole my name!

BEC: Umm...didn't I already kill you?

Guurahk: Oh yeah. *disappears*

Gurak: Anyway...

BEC: Umm...that'll be w 656485766, please.

Gurak: *waves hand* You don't need the money.

BEC: I...don't...need...the...money...

Gurak: I can stay for free.

BEC: I...can...stay...for...free...

*Gurak walks in*

Gurak: I love this Komau! *points to mask*

*Later...*

Lewa: Hey BEC! How come this Gurak guy got to stay for free?

BEC:

Lewa0111: Unfortunately that mystery will have to wait for next chapter, because...

*Freeze disk, Onu-Koro, power level 9 hits Lewa0111*

Gurak: Ha! You have to wait until the bellbottom finishes dragging my suitcases up the steps!

*Pohatu is dragging a suitcase up the steps to the 23847th story*

Pohatu: It's BELLBOY, not Bellbottom! And what's in here, bricks?

Gurak: Oh yeah! Teracotta, concrete, mudbrick, you name the brick, it's in there!

Pohatu: Ugh.

THE END

Pohatu: How much longer?

Narrator: Only 2,345 more floors!

Pohatu: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111: Umm...help?

Random emoticon of the Day:

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

Gurak and Guurahk? Where I come from, that's copyright infringment! But Keetong keeps thoes copyrighted. And Tava's turned into a pie-throwing maniac! (On the plus side, he can say things other than "pie" now.) And poor Pohatu being called "Bellbottom" and lugging suitcases for like a milloin flights of steps.

I'm glad you liked it, LOS!

Yeah, Tava's a Toa now. That makes him have control over pie. NOW HE WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH HIS PIE SKILLS!

Everyone:

Umm...Yeah. is right.

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

Okay, another TNI announcement!

As some of you might have noticed, I am now putting a Quote of the (insert random length of time here) in my sig! It will be from an older chapter of TNI. Today's is:

'Hey, how come the last 4 letters of [Pohatu's] name can be rearranged to spell my name?'--Tahu (Chapter 2)

Hope these bring back memories!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

I've had that problem before.

That was my favourite part. I also liked:
Keep up the Amazing comedy-writing!

Yay! New chapter time!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter --Huh? I meant 19! Chapter 19: 'To the Toa Tool Mart, Tava!'

Tava: PIE!!!!! I LIKE PIE!!!! *hits Narrator with a pie*

Narrator: *licks pie* Wait a minute! This is bananna creme--my favorite! Thanks!

*Tava hits him with 20 more pies*

Narrator: Mmm!

Tava: PIE!

Narrator: Anyway, the Toa Nuva

Tava, BEC, Fred, and Gurak:

Narrator: er--AND OTHERS--are wondering what to do.

Lewa: I think I should be manager!

Gali: You already are.

Lewa: Oh.

Onua: I think we should give Tava a party to welcome him!

Onua: But he's already been here for ages!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: You know, I think that's a good idea!

BE: Will there be sugar at the party?

Gali: Probably.

BEC: Okay, then I'm all for it! *Eats big bag of sugar* WEE! Ilovebeinghyperthisissofun! Ican'twaittohavesugaratTava'sparty!

Fred: Here we go again.

*BEC starts running around bouncing off walls--LITERALLY bouncing off walls--and Fred's about to hurl*

Tahu: WAIT! We can't welcome Tava!

Everyone else:

Tahu: He doesn't have a Toa tool yet!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lewa: Where'd we get our Toa tools from, then?

Tahu: Don't you remember? We bought them at the Toa Tool Mart!

Gali: All right, then! To the Toa Tool Mart, Tava!

Takanuva: Wait a minute, he can't come. This is a SURPRISE party, remember?

Onua: I think I know someone who can help us...

*Later...*

*Everyone except Tava is in their car, which is really the Ussanui glued to the Rahkshi's staffs to make it fly, with a bunch of duct taped seats on top of it*

Gali: Remind me again how you got rid of Tava?

Onua: Well, let's just say it involved an insubstantial green Piraka, and a trash can.

Gali: I won't ask.

Lewa: By the way, how exactly did we all fit in this car?

Everyone: Good point.

Lewa: Okay, let's go! Tahu, take the wheel.

*They start driving*

Takanuva: By the way, Tahu, did you ever learn to drive?

Tahu: Well...

Everyone: :omb:

BEC: It's omG, not omB!

Everyone:

Gali: Watch out for that tree!

Takanuva: Fence! FENCE!

Lewa: You're gonna hit that post!

Onua: Look out! Brick wall!

Kopaka: Oh no! House! Watch out for that house!

BEC: I can't watch!

Fred: This is worse than your sugar rushes!

*Some random dude honks his horn*

Tahu: What? WHAT? Did that guy just honk his horn at ME? I'll teach that @#(*%^@(&*^ guy to honk his horn at Tahu! *jumps out of car and readies his swords*

Gali: Uh-oh... *splits into two and rains water on him*

Tahu: ASKDH"FLKASDJ"TGLAEKRY"HGLASKRDJHT"GEARJKLYAEGHLARWEKJGARLEIJGLREIWA!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:

Takanuva: Maybe someone else should drive.

Kopaka: No.

Takanuva: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:

*Laterer...*

*At the Toa Tool Mart*

Manager: Hello, can I help you?

Lewa: Yes. We have a friend who needs a Toa tool.

Manager: What is his element?

Lewa: Pie.

Manager: Seriously?

Lewa: Yep, it's pie.

Manager: The number, or the food?

Lewa: Both, actually.

Manager:

THE END

--lewaman (AAK Lewa0111)

"Kopaka: No
Takanuva: AAAHHHHH!!!!"? Nothing makes sense anymore! Tava is gonna get a party with sugar, but first the Toa go to the Toa Tool Mart, with Tahu driving. Tahu can drive? No, he can't. Then they must find a tool with power over Pie, 3.14, and 22/7. (Those are the same things. 3.14 and 22/7.) i wonder if they'll be able to pull it off.

Great new chapter! The title's really good as well! I especially liked:

Keep up the comedy-writing-Amazingness!

Hey!

In case you were wondering why that chapter cut off, my computer was weird today.

So here's the second half.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 19 1/2: Okay, so I screwed up.

Tava: Zaktan! Let me out of this trash can right now, or I won't give you any pie!

Zaktan: I hate pie.

Tava: You HATE PIE?

Zaktan: Yep!

*Tava faints*

*Back at the TTM*

Manager: *holds up a Takanuva staff* How about this one?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Onua: Phew! At least things are back to normal!

Manager: *holds up Kopaka's ice sword* How about this one?

Kopaka: No.

Takanuva: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Onua: Spoke too soon.

Lewa: Wait! That one's perfect! *runs over to a giant pie dish, with the number pi written as the handle*

Manager: Oh yeah! That's the Pie Dish of Pie and Pi! It's perfect!

Lewa: So how much?

Manager: w 999,999,999,999,999.

Lewa: Dang it! We don't have enough!

Narrator: I'll help! 'Suddenly, 999,999,999,999,999 widgets fell out of the sky!' *A whole bunch of widgets fall out of the sky*

Lewa: Thanks! Let's go.

Tahu: @#$*&(%@*(%&@(*^@(*&%(*&!"*&%*#%!

Gali: He needs anger management.

*Back at The Nuva Inn*

Pohatu: Am I done yet?

Gurak: Only 999 more floors to go!

Pohatu: Ugh.

THE (real) END

Like it?

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

The other half? Things were back to normal, but now NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!! And Zaktan is a pie hater. *grbs torch and pitchfork* Let us run the he-devil out of the... what's the word? But now Tava will be getting the Pie Dish of Pie/Pi. (But Tahu has some anger management problems. Go see a therapset, Tahu. You need one.)

Great new um... part of chapter! My favourite part has to be:
Keep up the Super-Amazing-Funniness!

Hmm...that's weird, where is everybody? Anyway, new chapter time!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 20: Tava's Pie (and Pi) Party OR A Tribute to Leroy and Stitch

Tava *in trash can* : Can I come out yet? There's no pie here!

Zaktan: NO! STAY IN THERE YOU CRAZY MATORAN!

Tava: Umm...that's Matoran Toa to you!

Zaktan: No Matoran, just Toa.

Tava: Can I come out now? I NEED PIE!

Zaktan: Don't you know what 'No' means?

Tava: Yes. Ahem. 'No' [Noh] : 1. A statement usually used--

Zaktan: THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?

Tava: Yes, it's a question where--

Zaktan: THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION TOO!

Tava: Shut up.

Narrator: Now that we're done with the Leroy and Stitch quotes, let's just get back to the Nuva.

Lewa: THANK YOU!

*In the car...*

Tahu: *honks horn crazily* GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU @#%^ SLOW DRIVER! TURAGA SHOULDN'T BE ON THE STREETS! MAKE WAY FOR TAHU! #*$&^*#&$ TRAFFIC!

Gali: Be careful...

*A monster truck comes*

Monster Truck Driver (MTD): Hey! What are you honkin' at me for, red punk?

Tahu:

*The Nuva start running*

All: AAAHHH!!

MTD: GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, RED PUNK!

Tahu: Meep.

*Back at The Nuva Inn*

*1 Gali is hanging a sign that's supposed to say 'Happy International Tava Day!', but instead says 'Hapori's Intentional Lava Way!'*

Gali1:

KLC:

Gali1: Hey!

BEC: When'sthesugargonnacomeIwantsugargimmesomesugarrightnow!

Fred: But you just ate 5 gallons of sugar!

BEC: Idon'tcareIwantmoresugarrightnow!

Fred: I hate to do this, but... *Fred makes vines come up and hold BEC still*

BEC: No! I can't be hyper!

Fred: Ugh.

Tava: Can I come out yet?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Onua: Well, I'm almost done. *pulls out a pie the size of Rhode Island (literally) and shipped like the pi symbol*

Lewa: That's a BIG pie! How'd you pay for that?

Onua: Well...uh...

Lewa: You did WHAT?

Kopaka: This won't end well.

Tava: Can I come out now?

Zaktan: NO!

Tava: Hey! I smell pie! PIE!!! PIE!!!! *uses his pie powers to make a bomb pie and explodes the trash can* PIE!!!! PIE!!!! And it's shaped like PI!! PI! AND PIE!!!! ASLIJDHGUAHSIREGTLAJKSFJAJSDKJFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galis: Happy ITD!

Tava: Wow! I get my own International Day!

Lewa: Well, you ARE a Toa Nuva now.

Tava: *In a Stitch voice* No Nuva. Just Toa.

Lewa: Have you been watching Leroy and Stitch again?

Tava: Zaktan left it in the trash can somehow.

Onua: Hey! THAT's where my copy of Leroy and Stitch went! ZAKTAN!!!

Zaktan:

Tava: PIE!!!!!! *eats the whole giant pie*

BEC: No Sugar?

Tava: Wait! I can make this any time I want! *starts making a million pies* FREE PIE!!!!!

BEC: SUGAR!!! IN THE PIE!!!! *Eats all the pies* IlovebeinghyperI'mhypernowthisissogreatwoopieeeeyahooyay! *Runs on the ceiling*

Lewa: You too? What is with that movie?

Narrator: Oh well. Let's just end.

Tava:

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Lewa0111

P.S. Tava: PIEEE!!!

Lewa: What's with the new signoff?

Lewa0111: Shut up. We're done now.

Pohatu: Am I done yet?

Gurak: Almost!

Pohatu: Ugh.

Well, he realy knows what "no" means!


Red punk... I always wanted to call Tahu like that.


Yay! Hapori's international Lava way! Whatever it is...


Be afraid... Be very afraid of the anger of Onua! (Not!)
All in all, (I love that conbination of words!) Great chapter! oh, and BTW, did you got my GSing request?
P.S.: Nice new signoff! I gotta find one for myself... Oooh, how about this!

I'm gonna celebrate Hapori's Intentional Lava way!! (Whatever that is.) And now Tava is a Toa Nuva, making him part of the group. and Zaktan threw Onua's copy of Leroy and Stitch into the trashcan like everything else. Those were all the parts I liked, along with the monster truck "RED PUNK!" part.

hey lewa00111 can i guest star

name: killermike

villiage: le-koro

personalliaty; compleatly oblivious to everything half the time

obsetions; pepsi, sour cream and onion pringles, gali1

i like the bec sugar hype

bec: iwantsugargimisugarilovesugarthatsnotsugarthatssaltihatesaltiwantsugar