Okay, if you can spell my name right, you can GS. But next time, try to PM it, not post, okay?

Lewa0111

EDIT: Woot! Page 6!

Great chapter! I like 'Hapori's Intentional Lava Way!' and Tava and Zaktan's trash can discussion. I also like Zaktan throwing everything into trash cans. And Does that mean it's finally back to normal?

These are great chapters as usual L0111! Hapori's Intentional Lava Way! What's next? Zaktan's giant trashcan!?! Ooopppss....Shouldn't have said that.

Zaktan:

OFFTOPIC: KillerMike, that is spam. Please don't spam.

well duh

its true tava is crazy

actually he can


classic

oh and boyonicle its killermike not KillerMike . oh and lewa0111...lewa0111. see i can spell your name!!!!! joe

KillerMike, please don't spam. We don't want this comedy closed, do we?

And yes, I do have a new chapter.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 21: More guest stars? Sheesh!

Narrator: So, we join the Toa as—

Fred: Hey! You forgot me! *vines come up and attack the narrator*

Narrator: Okay, fine. We join the Toa and Fred as—

Lewa: What kind of title is that? I like guest stars, they make Pohatu do things!

Pohatu: Hey! I just got done with Gurak’s suitcases, I deserve a break!

Narrator:

Onua: Can we start already?

*At the Front Desk*

BEC: Heygalilookwhattimeitis! It’stimetobehyperIlovebeinghyperandthenamatoranwillcomeandgivemesugar!

Gali2: Yeah right.

Gali1: Yeah right.

*A random matoran walks in, gives BEC a bag of sugar, then walks out*

Gali1:

Gali2:

BEC: Itoldyousoithappenseverydayat 3:28 PM IlookforwardtothisanditswhatIlivefor!

Gali1: Umm…someone’s here.

Ultimato: I’m baaaaaack!

*Tava walks in*

Tava: Hey! I made a new kind of Pie! PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws a pie at Ultimato, who eats it, then punches Gali2 in the face*

Gali2: What’s with him?

Gali1: Beats me.

*An eggbeater comes and beats her*

BEC: That was weird.

*A random Le-Matoran walks in*

RLM: Hello, I’m Killermike, and I’d like a room here for a couple of knights.

BEC: Umm…don’t you mean, ‘Nights’?

KM: No, I mean KNIGHTS! *Suddenly 2 knights come in and sit down*

BEC: Oookay…So, what room would you like?

*KM just stands there*

BEC: I SAID, WHAT ROOM WOULD YOU LIKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love question marks and—

Everyone else: DON’T USE THAT JOKE!!!!

Pohatu: Fine.

KM: Umm..room 4562, please. It’s my favorite number.

BEC:

*Takanuva walks in eating some Pringles*

KM: ARE THOSE sour cream and onion PRINGLES??? Ilovepringlesgimmesomepringlesrightnow! *Attacks Takanuva*

Takanuva: Umm…these are original flavor.

KM: They’re not sour cream and onion?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRBGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

KM:

Gali1:

*KM looks up and sees Gali1*

KM: Wow! Hi, what’s your name? I’m Killermike. Wanna go on a date?

Gali1: *SLAP!*

Nokama: Hey! I have that copyrighted!

Keetongu: I already told you guys, I have copyrighting things copyrighted!

Nokama: Fine. *leaves*

*Suddenly pepsi falls from the sky*

KM: PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Sorry about that, there’s been a spill on aisle 3.

Tahu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SPILLED? YOU’RE TALKING TO THE WRONG TOA HERE, YOU @&*#$ GREEN PUNK!

Gali2: He’s been spending too much time with MTD.

Gali1: Tell me about it.

KM: Are you twins?

Gali2: Actually, we’re the same person. *they combine*

KM:

*Krekka walks in*

Krekka: I found some cauliflower! *throws cauliflower at Ultimato*

*Ultimato eats some of the cauliflower, then punches KM in the face*

KM: Hey! What’s with this guy?

*Ultimato transforms into KM*

KM:

Ultimato: Muahahahaha! I’m you and you’re me!

KM: Wait a minute… ‘I’m you and you’re me’ … AAH! PARADOX!

*2 doctors come in*

KM: Not a ‘pair of docs’, I said a ‘PARADOX!’

Lewa: Get these doctors out of here.

Doctors: Bye.

Lewa0111: That was…really random. I have to go and attend to my other comedies now, bye!

Lewa: What?

*Suddenly everything turns into chaos*

Atjwakjh43h458we@#$*O&adekjhrykawhekjfyasftehapro]w[ptuisgfkshjdlkjsrkuest

*Maybe I should end the chapter*

Narrator: No, I should!

*No, Me!*

Tava: Okay, fine.

THE PIE

Lewa: Hey Tava! It’s ‘The END’, not ‘the pie’!

Tava: PIE!!!!!!

KM: Is this place always this weird?

Tava: PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Pretty much.

KM: By the way, can you carry my suitcases up for me?

Pohatu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111

Where I come from, that's copyright Infrigment!!
Keetongu: I have that copyrighted too.
And Killermike rented the room for 2 nights KNIGHTS. That was my favorite part. And then the Paradox/pair of docs part was funny. And Krekka finally found some cauliflower after all these... months.

my ultimate dream is that i am in heaven with sour cream and onion pringals, pepsi, and gali1... did i just reveal that on the internet?

my fave parts were



now why do i like that part??



my favorite number is actualy 28



the original classic. i never thunk i would be the reason takanuva said "no"



thats me im the ghuy who looks everywhere for a date but never gets one



HORRAY!!!!!!!! YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY
PEPSI







owwie



love it. but im not afraid of paradox



thanks to lewa0111 it is

Great chapter Lewa0111!



Okaaaayyyyy.....



YAY FOR MY RANDOMESS!

Great chapter L0111! 10/10! Keep up the awsome work! KUTAW!

Okay, it's time for...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 22: Olmak Options

Pohatu: Olmak Options? Does that have anything to do with the Kanohi Olmak?

Lewa0111: No...really? Do you THINK?

Pohatu: Oh. I never liked Brutaka anyway.

Lewa0111: *slaps forehead*

Narrator: So...with that out of the way, we join the Toa and other characters while they're doing stuff.

BEC: It's 3:27 PM! 58...59...60!

*A random Matoran walks in and gives him a bag of sugar*

BEC: YayforsugarIlovesugarIlovebeinghyperwoohoowoohooyay!

Tahu: You can stop now.

BEC: NoIdontwannastopthisisreallyfun!

*Brutaka walks in*

Brutaka: Hello, can I stay here for a night?

BEC: Nowedon'thaveanybedsthatfityousorry.

Brutaka: WHAT??? *activates his mask, and they all land in a weird place*

Lewa: Ow! Where are we?

Onua: I dunno, let's start mining!

Tahu: Shut up.

Tava: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points to a big pie on a sign*

Gali: What are those weird pale things over there?

Pohatu: And what's that stuff on their heads?

Kopaka: It's called fur.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111: Actually, it's hair.

*A random person walks up*

RP: Hi, I'm Lewa0111! *

Lewa0111: Hey! It's my real world self!

RWL0111: Hey! It's my BZP self!

All Bionicle characters:

Krekka:

*Another kid walks up*

Kid: Hey! Is that SUGAR? ALSHLKJFAHlkjhkajhekthase!!!!!!!!! WeeIlovebeinghyper!

Onua: I bet you anything that's BEC's human self.

HBEC: You got that right!

BEC: Howdy!

Tava: PIE!!!!! *Runs into a Baker's Square, eats all the pies, then runs out*

Bakers Square Guy: Hey! Come back here you weird robot thing!

Tava: He called me weird!

*Godzilla comes up*

Godzilla: ROAR ROAR ROOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!

AG (who just came out of nowhere): ROAR ROOORR RARRAR ROOARR! He says howdy.

Godzilla: RAR ROAR RAR!

AG: ROAR ROARY ROAR RAR!!!!

Everyone:

Krekka:

Nidhiki: Get out of here.

Krekka: Bye.

Random people: AAAHH!! 2 GODZILLAS! RUN!!!!!

AG: Hey! I'm not that ugly!

HL0111: Hey, BZP me! Let's go to my house!

Everyone else: Okay!

*At HL0111's house*

Gali: Hey look! An action figure of me!

Lewa: There's action figures of all of us, you dolt.

Pohatu: That's not a word!

HBEC: YesitisIlovethatworddolt!

HL0111: Let's look it up. *Looks in dictionary* Nope. Not in here.

Pohatu:

*Brutaka wakes up*

Brutaka: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE AREN'T ANY CHICKENS HERE???

Everyone else:

Krekka:

*Brutaka activates his mask, and all the Bionicle characters appear back in TNI*

Lewa: That was weird.

Lewa0111: Come back, my other self!!!

BEC: Come back, my other self!!!

Everyone else:

Krekka:

Nidhiki: I thought I told you to go away!

THE END

Lewa0111: I miss me.

Lewa: Get over it, already!

BEC: Hey! I miss me too!

Lewa: You two are so strange.

Lewa0111

The Nuva Inn meets the real world... why didn't I see that coming? Atleast they returned to the Nuva Inn after causing all that chaos. It was funnier whne they were in the real world! Dolt isn't a word? NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Great chapters! I especially liked:


Keep up the amazingly comedy funniness!

YAY! Godzilla! Me likey! Oh, I have changed my name AGAIN! I am now a Ta-Matoran. Read my short story, Black Night (Link in sig) and it should describe me. I speak Godzilla! YAY! DIE, RP! I do NOT look THAT ugly, you son of a #&@%$! Anyway, great new chappies! Even though I almost never appear. KUTSDW! (Keep Up The Super-Duper Work)

funny

can i be a pgs, please?

may I pgs disricption as follows
Name:toa byron, toa of electricity
powers: ablitiy to magnatize metal, and manifest electricity into weapons, mostly ninja stars and swords
Mask: knoahi parox, mask of concelment. turns me invisable and slient temporarily
other skills:ninja type things(walk on walls, etc.) theft
personality:Gets hyper with BEC alot, funn loving, and distroying stuff alot! Thank you in advance! oh and how I get in is I sell galis diary to lewa, just an idea!

Uhh...byronicla, you need to PM applications to me, not post them.

And I don't accept any more PGS's after BEC (he won the contest) but I'd be happy to regular guest star you! Just PM me the info.

New chapter soon, I promise!

Lewa0111

great comidie! lol! i've liked this one from the start!

oh ok can you hold another contest?

No, I won't be holding another contest, but you're free to regular GS for a few chapters or so.

And now...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 23: The Dark Hunter Date OR What the Cauliflower?

Narrator: Hello, and welcome to The Nuva Inn!

Onua: Stop copying Chapter 1!!!

Narrator: Fine. We join the Toa Nuva as...

Onua: Stop copying Chapter 2!!!

Narrator: What can I copy then?

Onua: You can't.

Narrator: Yes I can!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*At the Dark Hunter island...*

Nidhiki: Lariska...

Krekka: What are you doing?

Nidhiki: I just adore her...

Krekka: Want some cauliflower?

Nidhiki: NO!!!!

Krekka: Oooohhkay...

Lariska: Hi Nidhiki, wanna go somewhere?

Nidhiki: Lariska.....uuuggghh...

Lariska: I take that as a yes.

Nidhiki: Lariska....

Lariska: Let's go to the cafe in The Nuva Inn!

Nidhiki: NO! Not The Nuva Inn! I hate that place!

Lariska: PLEASE?

Nidhiki: Oh, fine.

*At The Nuva Inn...*

Lewa: Dum de dum de doo...I'm the manager, not you...Dum de dum de doo...So too bad for you... *singing*

Tahu: Hey, Lewa!

Lewa: WHAT?

Tahu: We have some people at our restaurant!

Lewa: Okay, you take care of it. I have...managery things to do.

Tahu: Ooookay... *leaves*

Lewa: Dum de dum de doo...

*In the restaurant...*

Nidhiki: Is there ANYTHING on this menu that doesn't contain pie?

Tava: PIE!!!!!

Takanuva *dressed like a waiter* : No.

Kopaka: AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Nidhiki and Lariska:

Lariska: Actually, I like pie.

Nidhiki: Oooohhkay...

Krekka: Hi!

Nidhiki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

Krekka: Looking for some cauliflower.

Lariska:

Nidhiki: He didn't say CAULIFLOWER...he said...uhh... Lauliflower! His girlfriend.

Lariska: HE has a girlfriend???

Nidhiki: Uhh...yeah!

*Later...*

Tahu: Sorry, but I kinda burned it.

*The dinner is a smoking ruin on the floor*

Tava: You DARED burn pie? PIE is sacred! Pie is just!

Tahu: It's just pie.

Tava: Pie is the element that sustains us all!

Tahu: Go form a religon, then.

Tava: Good idea! *leaves*


Tahu: I have a bad feeling about this...oh well.

*Gali walks in*

Gali: What are you DOING, Tahu?

Tahu: Burning stuff!

Gali: Stop.

Tahu: No.

Takanuva: What he said.

Kopaka: What he said AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Tahu and Gali:

Gali: I'll go give them their food now.

Lariska: WHAT IS THIS STUFF??? I can't believe I paid w 20 for this!

Nidhiki: It's okay, I'll have a word with the chef.

Krekka: Gimme some cauliflower!!!

Lariska: I swear he said Cauliflower...

*In the kitchen...*

Tahu: Didn't you read the sign? It says, 'Employees Only!'

Nidhiki: No it didn't, it said, 'Emperors Obi!'

Tahu: Someone better catch that kraata...

Nidhiki:

Krekka: Can I have some cauilflower?

Lariska: What?

*Gali comes out with a bunch of cauliflower*

Krekka: Yay! Cauliflower!

*Nidhiki runs out*

Nidhiki: What's this cauliflower for?

Krekka: Me!

Lariska: Huh?

Nidhiki: *slaps forehead*

*Krekka eats cauliflower*

Krekka: Ick! What is this stuff? *spits it back out*

Lariska: Disgusting!

Nidhiki: It's cauliflower.

Krekka: Cauliflower? Yum! *Eats it, then spits it back out*

Nidhiki: I already told you, you DON'T LIKE CAULIFLOWER!!!

Krekka: Duh...I don't?

Lariska: This is the worst date ever! I'm leaving!

Nidhiki: *In slow-motion voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Krekka: Huh?

*Lariska turns around*

Lariska: What the cauliflower?

Narrator: THE END

Lariska: This place is so weird.

Narrator: That's because we're in a comedy.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Lewa0111

Wow, this is a hilarious comedy! I just got done reading all the chapters, when you posted a new one ( )! I don't have time to post a full review; I'll do so later.

-ToRaP

Stupid narrator, getting happy copying himself...


Krekka's language: Ughhhhhhhhhh=yes.


THEY HAVE A RESTAURANT?! *Dun dun dun!*


I bet I know who make that menu..


Yeah, right...


Probably it will be called PIE!!!


What they said.


You've bet...
Well, this chapter was great. But I want to ask you, did my GS applying reached you? Just wanna make sure.

Great Chapter[s], Lewa0111! I likey these parts the most:


How exactly did he hear a misspeeling?
BEC: Don't you mean "misspelling"?



Pohatu: WAIT WAAAAIT! COME BACK! I NEED TO BE CURED OF HURTED BACK FROM CONSTANT HAULING PACKAGES! Or is that a chiropractor that fixes that?


THE PIE? Prettty soon Tava's gonna be doing "PIE END or "PIE PIE" too. Oh well. At least BEC didn't say "THE SUGAR".


Speaking of Brutaka, if he's so big, how did he even get through the door!?


Lewa's being full of himlef again...

Keep up the good work!

-Kohena

Thanks for the replies!

OF, *10 trebuchets fall on me*, I did get your GS app, that chapter will be after the NEXT chapter. (Just a hint: it has something to do with something Tava said in this one.) Any guesses?

Oh, and Kohena? Have you been spending too much time with Tava? (I really do like the name though.)

Tava: PIE!!!

(So does he).

Lewa0111

hmm im gussing



that was my favorite part and i think tava will come back with a pie religon started

Great new episode! I especially liked:

Oh no, this could be bad for the entire universe...

Very... interesting...

Keep up the amazing comedyness!

I'm guessing that he's going to form a pie religion?

That was disturbing


*Puts of sign* Beware of Hormonal Toa
*Kraata comes by and changes it to* Bleeknar uuf harundula lowuhhh


Do they have anything to do about those Autographed pictures of gali that he digitaly altered to make it look like she's kissing him


Now what would be funny is while saying "AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH", Kopaka is dressed like a waiter too!!


She better not be Imaginary



I sense Tava will be dressed like the pope but all crosses will be pies and his hat will be a actual pie


That looks like the same line from BEC's chaper (I read this whole topic)


Nah, He sayed Polywawer, Its his pet Rahi


Nah. Its too much fun with it on the loose, And what he should have done even if it did'nt change, He could say "It does say Employees Only, it does'nt say for here, I'm a employee at the McWidgets down the street"


Ohhhh-Kay, Did someone drop him as a baby, Whatever his species of Rahi is called


I loved all that insanity, And please no one take the Idea of McWidgets, I'm going to use that idea in a comedy

Well…ask and ye shall receive!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 24: The First Church of Pieism OR Tava finally goes insane (not that he wasn’t before…)

Narrator: We join the Toa and others as…hey, wait a minute! Where’s Tava?

Gali2: Beats me.

*An eggbeater comes and beats her*

Gali2: That’s even WEIRDER the second time!

Gali1: You’re telling me. Has anyone seen Tava?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Tahu walks in*

Narrator: Tahu! Have you seen Tava?

Tahu: Umm…narrator? You’re not supposed to talk to the characters.

Narrator: Sorry.

*2 Galis combine*

Gali: So…have you seen Tava?

Tahu: Why, is he gone?

Takanuva: Yes.

Kopaka: HHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else:

Kopaka: What? ‘Hgra’ is ‘Argh’ backwards!

Pohatu: Oh.

Tahu: This isn’t good.

Pohatu: What isn’t?

Tahu: The other day…Tava was talking to me about pie…and, well, I joked that he should form a pie religion. I think he took me literally.

Everyone else: :evenTavasnotthatinsane:

Lewa0111: What? There’s no emoticon for that!

*Later…*

Lewa: There he is! *points to a big building made entirely of pie*

Onua: Like we couldn’t have guessed…

*Inside, Tava is wearing robes made of pie*

Tava: Welcome to the First Church of Pieism! You’re my first ever members!

Lewa: Err…no.

Tava: You’re not here to worship the greatest thing of all…Blueberry Pie? *points to altar with a big blueberry pie on top*

Onua: Umm…just what are you doing?

Tava: Starting the Pieism religion, of course! The only problem is that before you guys came, nobody seemed interested.

BEC: I wonder why…

Tava: I can’t understand it either. Why wouldn’t anyone want to worship pie? PIE!!!!!

Fred: I bet w 300 that he doesn’t get any worshippers.

Onua: I bet w 400 you’re right.

*Iruini walks in*

Iruini: PIE!!!!!!

Everyone: SOMEONE’S HERE?!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu:

Everyone else: Don’t even think about saying it.

Pohatu: Meep.

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Iruini: PIE!!!!

Tahu: Ooookay…

Gali: I second that.

Fred: Me too.

Lewa: All of the above.

Tava: That will be our church theme song.

BEC: That was a song?

Onua: But churches don’t have theme songs!

Tava: Then it will be our anthem!

Tahu: What will it be called—‘Pie pie?’

Tava: Wow, you’re full of great ideas! You are now my official advisor of the Church of Pieism.

Tahu: No thanks…I just ate.

Tava: Wanna try some pie?

Everyone else: NO!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Tava and Iruini: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Get me out of here! My brain hurts from the insanity!

Tahu: Quick! You’re under the influence of the Blueberry Pie! Get to the car!

*They all run in the car and drive away, but this time Gali’s driving*

Tava: WAIT!!! You forgot your free samples of pie!!!!!

*Back at The Nuva Inn*

BEC: This could be bad for the entire universe.

Toa LehuNuva: Hey! I have that statement copyrighted!

Keetongu: I have copyrights copyrighted!

Lewa0111: I’m used to insanity, but this is ridiculous.

Pohatu: Before today, I didn’t think even Tava was that insane.

Lewa: Well, I guess it’s just us now.

Onua: Let’s just pretend we don’t even know him.

Everyone else: Good idea.

Lewa0111: Maybe next chapter we can think of a plan to get rid of him.

Gali: Unless that invokes the wrath of the Blueberry Pie on us all! AAH! I’ve been brainwashed by Tava’s insanity!

BEC: Quick, Lewa0111—end the chapter!

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: Uh oh.

Lewa0111: It overrided my author powers! The end is near!!!

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111: Better sign off, quick!

PIElewa0111PIE

Lewa0111: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the signoff!!!!!!

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The pie is going to take over our world! Run!!!!!!!

Nice story, KUTGW!

PIEAGRPIE

NNNNOOOO!!!!

...Well, I now understand why they say, "Why ask why?" Anyways, I'm wondering how in the name of Mata Nui I missed this.
Takanuva: There is no swearing in BIONICLE!
....are you missing a certain Toa (Nuva) of Light? Because I think I found him....*looks at Nidhiki, then at Tava Nuva, then at Iruini, then at Kopaka, then at Tahu, then at Zaktan, then at the Takanuva right beside me* ...Why do I feel right at home here?

I just finished reading Chapter 1, and I find this comedy very interesting. I'm now reading Chapter 2.
And Onua has issues with the narrarator.



Chapter 2 was even better. Chaos will ensue? That's my favorite part.
- X

NOOOOO!!!! It's Pieageddon! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Great chapter. I especially liked the PIE! PIE! An anthem. Oh no.

Tava: PIE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Must...sign...off...before...I'm....brainwashed....by...the....blueberry...pie..

:Pieonicle Ultimatpie:

NO! :Boyonicle Ultimato: YES! Made it!

Tava: :pie:



Edit: Page 7! First time ever to start a page!

Wow. 7 pages. That's...a lot of posts.

Tava: PIE!!!!! PIE shall take over all!

AAH! Must...sign...off...now...

PIE

Next...chapter...better...be...soon...

:mirupie: Lewa0111 :mirupie:

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Pie.

Great episode! This has to be the best yet! I especially liked:




:evenmoresuperfunny:

Great episode! I was all the way through!

RUN, THE NUMBER CONTROL KRAATA IS IN OU7R POSTS!!!

AAAAAAU9GH!


Now that has got to be the funniest part of this whole chapter

The PIEnuvaPIE Inn
A PIEONICLE PIEcomedy by PIE!
Chapter PIE25PIE: OF and the Pie OR "I Never thought I'd be Glad to see that Letter Control Kraata" PIE!

Lewa0111: This is...scary.

*The toa are all locked in the Nuva Inn hiding from the pie*

Lewa: And he was one of us too!

Gali: Scary the way these things happen...

Lewa0111: He can even override my author powers! NO!!

Lewa0111, Narrator, and Caption Writing Guy: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

*knock*

BEC: Someone wants to STAY?

*He opens the door, and a brown version of Toa Onewa walks in*

Toa: Hi, I'm OF!

BEC:

Fred: What's that stand for?

OF: Onewa Fan!

Fred: Weird name.

*A ceiling fan with the word 'Onewa' on it comes down*

OF: Not that kind of fan!

*The fan leaves*

BEC: Well, we're closed now.

OF: WHAT?

BEC: It's a long story, but Pieism is taking over the world.

OF: Pieism?

BEC: A weird religion. They worship Blueberry Pie.

OF:

Fred: If you can--PIE! Pie pie pie pie piepie pie!

OF: :pie:

BEC: Piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie!

*Lewa comes down*

Lewa: PIE! *Thinking: What's happening? I can't even talk!*

Lewa0111: PIE! :ompie:

Tahu: PIE! *thinking: Uh oh.*

*All of a sudden the words on the sign change to 'The PIEPIE PIE'

Everyone:

*The sign changes back*

KLC: I was going to do something insane, but it seems like you have enough insanity as it is.

Tahu: PI--I mean--Hey! I can talk!

KLC: Thanks to me you can.

Lewa: So what--you can change the letters of PIE to make it say what we're really saying?

KLC: Yep!

Lewa0111: Wow. Never thought I'd be GLAD to see you!

KLC:

OF: We better stop this Tava guy! *sees a computer* COMPUTER GAMES!!!!! ALIHLEIHGLAHGLDRHGLIHA *runs over and starts playing Pirates of the Caribbean Seas*

Gali: What do we do?

Lewa: Just leave him there.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: PIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Everyone:

Kopaka: Just kidding!

Everyone: Phew.

*They all go to the Church of Pieism, without OF*

Tava: PIE!!!!

Pieism members: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Pieism members: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Pieism members: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Pieism members: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Pieism members: PIE!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!!

Pieism members: PIE!!!!

*Tava sees Lewa and co.*

Tava: STOP! I mean, PIE!!!!

*Everyone stops*

Tava: Did you change your mind about the PIE?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tava: No time for jokes! PIE is sacred. And now just to be a stereotypical villain, I will reveal my ultimate plan: replace BIONICLE with PIEONICLE!!1

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Umm...why did you just tell us your plan?

Tava: I dunno. But now, the Blueberry Pie will hypnotize you all! Starting with Lewa0111!

Lewa and co.: NOT THE AUTHOR!!!!!

Lewa0111: But you can't hypnotize me! If you do, the chapter will not be able to continue, and this comedy will be closed by Schizo Kaita!

Everyone else:

Tava: It's too late.

Lewa: NEVER! *In slow motion, runs towards the Blueberry Pie with his air katana, but before he gets there misses and falls flat on his face*

Takanuva: Looks like it's my turn, then. *shoots the Blueberry Pie with light, and they both fall into a pool of EP that just appeared out of nowhere*

Tava: No.

Lewa0111: It can't be!

Tahu: That's gotta hurt.

*Takanuva comes out, but he's all...er...pie-ish*

Takanuva: I am PietakaBluenuva!

Everyone else:

Lewa: Weird name.

PietakaBluenuva: Tava, you are an annoying weirdo who makes up religions. Pie is not a god. Go home.

Tava: Meep.

*PietakaBluenuva picks up Tava and throws him all the way to The Nuva Inn*

PietakaBluenuva: Now we can go home. *He unfuses back into Takanuva, and they all drive home*

KLC: Woohoo!

*Everyone turns around, and sees the KLC turned into a Rahkshi*

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

KLC--err...RLC: Muahahaha! Now I am a Rahkshi!

All Toa:

RLC: Meep. *Runs away*

Lewa0111: Well, at least I have my author powers again.

Tahu: And Tava learned that Pie isn't a religion, and that he shouldn't take me literally.

Pohatu: But if PIE doesn't have any powers, then--how did Takanuva fuse with the pie?

Everyone:

THE END

Onua: Hey! I didn't say anything this whole chapter!

Tava: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: At least you're back to normal.

Tava: PI!!!!!!!!!

OF: Hey! I'm not done playing yet!

Narrator: Whatever.

Lewa0111

Yay! I'm in the title!


I saw that somewhere already...





PIE!


Oh no! I must not get beaten by him! *I run over the other computer and start to play PotCS.*








well, this clears thing out.



Great chapter! I wonder what happens next... Oh well, I guess everything gets back to normal... Or not! BWAHAHAHAHA... whops. Was that out loud?

O_O wow, a reply already! And it's a new chapter!

The Pie Inn
A PIEONICLE comedy by Pie!
Chapter PIE26: The Nuva Inn meets Ask Matau! OR I never thought I'd be doing one of these 'meets' things!

Lewa: Hey! If Tava's done being...err...pieish...how come pie is still taking over?PIE

Tava: PIE! Hey, don't look at me!PIE

*everyone looks at him*PIE

Tava: PI!PIE

Lewa0111: I think that the Blueberry Pie is still alive.PIE

Everyone else: PIE

BEC: WhatdowedoIdon'tknowwhattodomaybemyhypernesswillsaveusall!PIE

Fred: How come you're hyper?PIE

BEC: Becauseit's3:29PMandthatmatoranjustcameinandgavemesugar!PIE

Fred: PIE

Tahu: I know what we should do! We have to go on another mission.

OF: Mission? Hey, can I come?

Everyone: Where'd you come from?

OF: Dunno.

Lewa0111: Let's get in the car, then.

*Tahu goes to the driver's seat, but vines come up and strangle him*

Fred: No way, Tahu!

Everyone else: THANK YOU!

Fred:

*Suddenly, they see six Visorak, Toa Matau, Toa Nokama, a computer tied to a mine cart, a guy with an emoticon like this: for a head, and...ANOTHER LEWA0111?*

Lewa0111: Hey! It's the other me!

Everyone else:

Lewa0111: Well, you see, I write this comedy called 'Ask Matau!' in addition to this one, and...

Everyone else: :doubleblink:

*Lewa0111 goes running out, and starts talking to his other self*

OLewa0111: Hey, it's my other self!

Lewa0111: Hey, me!

OLewa0111: So, what's with the pie?

Lewa0111: Well, one of my characters got out of hand, and started a pie religion, and...

OLewa0111: Wow. You need some comedy tips, bro.

*The Toa and Co. come out of The Nuva Inn*

Vohtarak: Is there a computer in there?

Lewa: Sure! But this guy named OF is on the other one.

*The Vohtarak runs in hyperly and leaves a big cloud of dust*

Nokama: I have to use the bathroom!

Roporak: CHEESE!

Nuva and co.:

Onua: Well, let's go! OF and Tava can hold down the fort.

Pohatu: What fort?

Onua: That was rhetorical.

*They all get into the car and drive away*

Pohatu: Umm...where's Lewa0111?

Gali: Still talking.

*The 2 Lewa0111s are still talking*

Lewa: Whatever. Can we end the chapter now?

Onua: I don't think it was 300 words.

Lewa: YES IT WAS! It's 328 words.

Onua: Nuh uh!

Lewa: No more pointless arguing! Somebody end the chapter!

Lerahk1222: Sure!

:smilelerahk: Lerahk1222 :smilelerahk:

*5 hours later, the 2 Lewa0111s are still talking*

Great, I missed a chapter!



That was the best part! XD BlutakaPienuva was great too So, the Kratta that can control letters can be helpful....amazing!

Good work, Fred, making sure Tahu can't drive..... Wait, Matau, the other lewa0111, Joe the Coffee Rahkshi -? 'ASK MATAU' IS IN 'THE NUVA INN'! And just when I thought it couldn't be any more chaotic....and you spent 5 HOURS talking to your other self? *faints*

A great way to start the Episode!

Oh no...

Great episode for the end of Pieism!

Tava worships pie? I'm glad that's all over. And the Kraata of Letter
Control is now a Rahkshi. And now TNI meets Ask Matau!.

KUTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAA
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWW, lewa0111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A NEW CHAPTER?!

Pohatu: Did you-

SHUT UP!!!

Well, I was right. Everything's back to normal.


Duh!


Woah, I can't even control my third other from don't appearing randomly all around!


Whew!


I need to send someone to get him outta there.


Hey, since when my third self got a job at TNI?
Well, this chapter was funny, but maybe too short. Anyway, great job!

Nice chappy. Good thing the Pieism religion is all ov-PIE!!! No! It's happening again!

PIEAGRPIE

NNNNOOOO!!!!!!!!

Yippee! :happydancepie: New--wait a minute... NOT THE PIE?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Gali: *SLAP!*

Everyone else: Thank you!

The PIEPIE Inn
A PIEONICLE Piecomedy by Pie!
Chapter PIE27PIE: A little more pieness OR How the heck did I ever stop talking to the other me?

*In the car*

Lewa: So...where are we going again?

Gali: No idea.

Tahu: Maybe if you let me drive...

Everyone else: NO!!!!!!

Tahu: Meep.

Lewa0111: You are going to find out where the pie is coming from, remember?

Takanuva: Wow! You're not talking to yourself anymore!

Lewa0111: I WASN'T TALKING TO MYSELF!!! I WAS TALKING TO THE OTHER ME!!!

Onua: Same thing.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Hey look, roadkill!

Pohatu: Hey, that's not roadkill, it's a squished pie!

Gali: Oh yeah!

Fred: Hang on--if cars don't have wheels, they fly, then how did that pie get run over?

Everyone else:

BEC: ItwasthesugarIknowitwas!

Fred: Shut up.

Tahu: It's a good thing Tava's not here. I wonder what he's doing now...

*At The Nuva Inn*

Tava: PIE!!! *Makes 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pies and eats them all in one bite*

OF:

*Knock*

OF: I got it!

Tava: PI!!!!! 3.141592654...

*Toa Onewa walks in*

OF: TOA ONEWA!!!!!! AJDQILALARJEHLARHJLhkarlgjhaoitghoahreTALIHLAIHIOA#53o5i2ouih56ohasGLAHLAh!!!!

Onewa:

Tava: ...23876958793827934...

Onewa: What's he doing?

OF: Reciting pi.

Onewa: Oooookay...

OF: But I can't believe it's you! I'm your biggest fan! In fact, my name is Onewa Fan! Can I get your autograph?

Onewa: I...guess so... *signs OF's mask*

OF:

*Back with the Nuva*

Onua: Hey! I just noticed...there's a whole trail of squished pies leading that way!

Lewa: I wonder if this is a trap?

BEC: NoIjustthinkthatthesepieshappenedtolandinaperfectlystraightlineleadingtotheruinsofTavaschurch!

Pohatu: Really?

BEC: *anime style faint*

Lewa: Since when did we do that in TNI?

Lewa0111: Since I thought it would be funny.

Lewa: *anime style faint*

Gali: Hey, that looks fun! *anime style faint*

Fred: Let me try! *anime style faint*

Tahu: *anime style faint*

Onua: Wow. We learn new skills every day! *anime style faint*

Pohatu: I hate anime. Oh well. *anime style faint*

Lewa0111: Umm...guys? WAKE UP!!!!!! Oh well. But this isn't 300 words yet...I don't think...so what do we do now?

*You hear voices in the distance, and then Matau's group comes into view*

Lewa0111: HEY! It's the other me again! *runs over to the other Lewa0111*

Lewa0111: Hey, me!

OLewa0111: So, what's with the anime faints?

Lewa0111: Well, I didn't know they could do that, but then BEC did it, and...well...they all thought it would be fun.

OLewa0111: Wow. You STILL need some comedy tips, bro.

Lewa0111: Don't remind me.

Matau: When do we come in?

OLewa0111: When the story continues in Ask Matau!

Matau: Okay.

THE END

Lewa0111

*5 hours later, the 2 Lewa0111s are still talking*

Lerahk1222: You are insane. Anyway, since they're busy, I'll inform the readers that the story continues in Ask Matau! THE QUEST!

Great chapters, Lewa0111!PIE OH NO!!!!!

PIEPIEPIE!



Classic.



Ooookay...


KUTGW, PIE! (Oh no...)

-ToRaP

A new chapter? I, again, am amaized. Hey, what the- WHO LET THE LCR IN?!

LCR:

Get out.

Squished pie isn't a roadkill? NOOOOOOO...

Avak: Dolt.




I guess I'll just have to stick with everybody. *Anime style faint.*


*Snores.*
Well, this chapter was (again) just gr4eat! (Get out, NCK.)

piepiepiepiepiepiepieAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE PIE STILL LIPIEVEs OH NOPIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPIEHHHHHHHHHH

Tava: Pie

:shutup:

Tava: that's not a pie emoticon PIE SHALL RULL

I would just like to say I like it now I have to sign of because Pie is taking over my posts AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

:PiesmileTahnokkalpie:KToE:PiesmileTahnokkalpie:

OH NO NOT THE SIGNOFF

That was the funniest part, But TNI has really changed, I prefer the older ones (Yes, I read all the chapters)

If TNI has changed, it's because I keep running out of ideas. But expect to see more things from older chapters reappearing in later ones! (I didn't just say that, did I? )
Just remember, in addition to PMing guest star applications, also feel free to PM me chapter ideas! (Note: Any chapter ideas will only take effect once the Pieism saga is over)

The Pieva Inn
A PIEONICLE piemedy by Pie!
Chapter Pie28: Continued from Ask Matau! OR When will all this pieness end?

*Last time, it was in Ask Matau! and the Toa Nuva helped Matau answer some questions, and the 2 authors were spending 5 MORE HOURS talking to each other... *

Lewa0111: HEY! Keep that up, and you'll be fired next, CWG!

* *

Lewa0111: That's better. And the other me left to oversee Ask Matau!'s part of the saga, so that won't happen again.

Narrator: At the slightly understaffed hotel, Tava is trying to single-handedly run it.

Tava: HEY! What do you mean, slightly understaffed? OF is helping me...err, supposed to be anyway.

*OF is playing computer games again*

Narrator: Well, don't forget Zaktan!

Zaktan:

Tava: Oh no...

*Zaktan throws Tava in a trash can*

Tava: Darn it! Leroy and Stitch isn't in here anymore!

*OF jumps in the pool*

OF: Yay! I like swimming! ...brr...it's cold in here. I'm going to go in the hot tub now.

Tava: Mmmm mmm mmm! *Unmuffled: Don't go in there!*

*OF jumps in the hot tub (which is still full of EP instead of water) and there's a hissing noise*

Zaktan: YES! No more annoying computer game freaks! Time to party! Now where'd Gali put that 'instant party mix' anyway?

*OF comes out as a Toa*

OF: I am Onewa Fan, Toa of Obsessions! *shoots a laser at Zaktan*

Zaktan: I like chairs! CHAIRS!!!!!! *runs over and starts sitting in every chair in the room*

OF: I guess my powers aren't quite tested yet.

Zaktan: CHAIRS!!!!!!

Onewa: Who's the novice now?

OF: Sorry, Great Onewa!

Onewa: Fix him before he drives us all insane.

*Tava jumps out of the trash can*

Tava: I'll do it! PIE! *throws an anti-obsession pie at Zaktan*

Zaktan: Where am I???

OF: Maybe we should go and help the other Toa now, that I have some powers.

Tava: But first we have to get rid of this big mob of Matoran at our door!

Mob of Matoran: WE WANT TO STAY! WE WANT TO STAY!

Tava, OF, and Zaktan:

*Back with the Toa Nuva and Matau's group, the Toa are using Kopaka's portable DVD player to watch Leroy and Stitch*

Takanuva: We should think of something better to do than just sit here. PIE See what I mean? The PIE is taking over!

Lewa: At least we're back in our own comedy again.

Tahu: Can I drive?

Fred: NO WAY!!! *vines strangle Tahu*

Gali1: I have an idea: let's follow the pies!

Pohatu: Even if it's a trap?

Gali2: I agree with my other self!

Lewa: I'm the manager, and I say that we follow the pies. We want to get to whoever's causing all this trouble, don't we?

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111: OH NO!!! The pie is taking over again! You better get over there, fast!

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: But I want my mommy!

Gali1, Gali2, and Nokama: *SLAP!*

*They high fives*

Onua:

Lewa: Well, let's go! Takanuva, do you want to drive?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Matau's group:

*They all get in the car and start driving*

Matau: Hey! What about us?

Onua: Sorry! No room!

BEC: HeylookIfoundawholebunchofsugarintheglovecompartment! NowIcanbehyper!

Tahu: Since when were there glove compartments in this car?

BEC: Whocaresaslongasthere'sSUGARinthem!

Fred: Ugh.

Narrator: The eight travellers drove for a long time, up mountains and through valleys, until they arrived at an eerily deserted portion of Ta-Metru. No Matoran were in sight, but a large building shaped like a giant pie dominated the scene.

Pohatu: Hey! Wouldn't it be funny if the guy behind this pie madness was living in there?

Tahu: No, really?

BEC: Wow. That place looks so creepy, it took away my hyperness.

Fred: Now THAT's creepy.

Narrator: They walked inside, after parking the car. Inside, they saw that the entire thing was made of different kinds of pie, but all of the pie gave off an evil aura.

Lewa0111: What are you, a prose writer wannabe?

Narrator: HEY!

Lewa0111: You already got fired once, don't get fired again.

Narrator: Okay.

All Toa:

Onua: You know, Tava would love this place.

Lewa: I dunno, it seems he's been taking solace in PI instead.

*Suddenly, they come across two doors with handles made of pumpkin pie, and the doors themselves made of solid French Silk Pie. Across the top was a banner that read:

PI
3.141592654...

Then it ran into the doors and was los