UH OH the Pie is back with renforcements . But don't worry Lewa0111 we're on your side

The Nuva Inn
A PIEONICLE comedy by Pie!
Chapter 29: The end of PIEONICLE? OR I hope this is REALLY the end...

Narrator: Last time, the 'Ask Matau!' characters, in their own comedy, discovered that Bob the Pirate was working with the Pie Master, and using Author Powers Lewa0111 and Gali1000 defeated the Piea Metpi who were sent to challenge them. Now...

PIE!

PIE!

PIE!

*You see all the Toa Nuva fighting their Pie versions*

Tahu: HEY! *Piehu hits him with a beam of red-hot cherry pie* Wait a minute--this tastes good!

Piehu: *kicks him into a wall*

Tahu: Hmm...I've been hit into a wall. That's weird... *faints*

Lewa: Uh-oh...

*A blast of Key Lime pie covers his mask and blinds him*

Lewa: I can't see, I can't see!

Gali: Time to split!

*Pieli hits her with sticky Blueberry Pie*

Gali: Too...sticky...can't...split... *faints*

Lewa0111: This looks bad.

Lerahk1222: Reminds me of the Rahkshi chapters.

Lewa0111: But even worse!

*The 2 authors are stuck in combat with Piela1110 and Keyrahk2221*

Onua: This looks bad...

*A billion PZP members come out of nowhere, all armed with pie launchers*

Piela1110: MUAHAHAHA!

*Back at The Nuva Inn*

Mob: WE WANT TO STAY!!!!

OF: Here's the plan. Tava, you take the archers and circle right in a feint, while Zaktan, take Jean de Metz and go to the left. Then, on the count of three, I'll--

Tava:

OF: Okay, guess not. Let's just escape.

Zaktan: TRAHS CANS!!! *dumps trash cans on all the mob of matoran, and they escape out the window...on the highest story*

Tava, OF, and Zaktan: Good idea, that was not.

Oh no! We either must help or flee! Well, I'm gonna he-

*PZP member aims pie launcher at me*

...run.

Hmm...how odd. The rest of the chapter cut off!

Anyway...

OF: Quick! To the Trash Car, Zaktan!

Zaktan: You better not break it...

*They go to a car made entirely out of trash cans, with a trash can lid for a steering wheel*

OF:

Zaktan: What?

*Back with the Nuva*

PZP members: You are doomed.

BZP members *who randomly appeared out of nowhere*: Nuh uh!

PZP members: *All members run away*

Keyrahk1222: You know, WE'RE still here!

Lewa: Uh-oh.

*Suddenly, all the random flying stuff from chapter 3, a toothpaste tube, and a jar of anti-pie comes flying through and hits the two PIEONICLE authors*

Lewa0111 and Lerahk1222: What happened?

Other Lewa0111 and Gali1000: Ha! Four authors are better than 2!

Music: Dun duhduhduh duuuh, dun duhduhduh duuuh, dah dah,

Lewa0111: Stop playing the Bionicle song!

Music: Sorry. *stops*

Piewa1110: Hey! Where'd you come from?

Matau: We have the powers of two comedies on our side! You will die!

GregF: THERE IS NO KILLING IN BIONICLE!!!!!

Lewa0111: Didn't we already go over this? *all 4 authors use author powers to teleport him to the moon*

All PIEONICLE characters: Hey! *they all hit everyone with pie*

Tahu: Hey! This actually tastes good!

Lewa: Wait a second...I have a plan!

Pohatu: Let's hear it!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*They all start whispering*

Onua: Run around and scream like little girls? THAT'S your plan?

Lewa: Yep!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Takanuva: I have a better idea. *grabs Pieli, and fuses again into PietakaBluenuva*

PietakaBluenuva: Muahahahaha! Die, PIEONICLE!

Piehatu: STOP! *everyone freezes, including PietakaBluenuva, who is hovering in mid-jump* I have a question, how come you can rearrange the letters in my name to spell your name, Piehu?

Piehu:

Lewa: WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS IN CHAPTER 4! ...or, was it 5?

PietakaBluenuva: Who cares?

Gali: Hey, wait a minute! Those PIEONICLE guys are made of pie, right? So why don't we EAT THEM!!!

All PIEONICLE characters:

*All the Toa and authors run around eating the PIEONICLE figures, until there's none left*

PietakaBluenuva: Well, that was easy. *unfuses*

Onua: How come we didn't think of that 4 chapters ago?

OLewa0111: Dunno, but we came here to find Bob the Pirate . Where is he?

*Bob the Pirate comes out*

Bob the Pirate : I'm still alive! *holds up DVD of Ask Matau! Season 1* You can't catch me!

Matau: NO!

Oohnorak: Hey!

Nokama: Get back here!

Roporak: CHEESE!

Everyone else:

Roporak: Fine then.

Matau: I'll stop him! *dives, but misses and falls flat on his face*

Nokama: Such amateurs.

Fred: This is how it's done. Ready, BEC?

BEC: Ready! *Fred uses plant control to make vines come up and strangle Bob the Pirate *

Matau: I'll take THAT, thank you very much! *takes DVD* Okay, Nokama, Visorak, let's go home. *they leave*

BEC: Hey, how come me and Fred weren't in the last 2 chapters at all?

Fred:

Nuju: I believe the proper grammar is, "Fred and I."

Everyone: NERD!

Nuju: *disappears*

*Zaktan, OF and Tava show up*

Tava: It's over?

OF: Hey! How come you guys didn't save us anything?

Zaktan: Trashkans!

Pohatu: Umm...you spelled 'Trashcans' wrong.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Tava: *sees empty PIEONICLE canisters* PIE! *eats all the canisters*

Lewa: Well, at least everyone's back to normal.

THE END

Takanuva: The End? No.

Kopaka: PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:

Kopaka: Just kidding!

Lewa0111

LOL, great comedy! So now that Matau's got his DVD back, is he going on a date with that hottie, Nokama?

I like the part where Tava eats the canisters.

That's weird that your chapter did that, Lewa0111, it's never happened to me before. Oh well, now it's 2 chapters for the price of 1!



If that's their best plan, then they ARE doomed.



Good point, I was wondering why they didn't do that. Oh well, stupid Nuva.



Hmm...I didn't really notice they were gone, but that IS weird.



So random... :superfunnny: Oops, I meant KUTGW!

--ToRaP

YAY The pie has been defeated. Now maby things can get back to normal. Well their version of normal anyway

Kanata

HURRAY! PIE IS DEFEATED! CAKE SHALL-

I hate you, Vezon...Good job, Lewa0111!

Will the new chapter be up yet? Oh, and can I GS?

--ToRaP

So, the threat is averted, Matau got back his DVD, and we are all ok! And everyone got pie! Yay!
Oh - Nokama, don't hurt me for this.

*SLAP!!!*

Kopaka:

Hm, I daresay that the archers should go with Jean de Metz, seing that he can use bows pretty good, and La Hire should take macemen, while Tava takes pikemen, and...

Avak: Shut up already.


What is he, a trashcan man?


OF (Somewhere in the BZP member army): MWA HA HA HA HA!!! RUN, IMPOSTERS!!!

Avak (Standing behind OF): Dolt.


Ooh, ooh! I'll join with "PotCS" war music! Dun dun de dum, du dup de de de de dup, dererererere re re re ree...


A master plan...


Yay for PietakaBluenuva! And freezing in mid-jump position! And stuff... Yeah.


Stupid Kopaka with his "PIEEEE!!!" jokes... *Mumble, grumble.*
Anyway, the pie saga has ended. OF goes away ( ), and the sun rises, uncovering a battle field. Only one... Whops, too much Strongold 2-ishyness! Anyway, great chapter! Now, everything should get normal... As normal as TNI can be.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 30: The Longest Chapter Ever

Onua: The Longest Chapter Ever? What does that mean?

Pohatu: It means that this chapter will be the longest ever.

Onua: Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. And anyway, isn’t Lewa0111 supposed to be answering these beginning things?

Pohatu: Yeah…where is he, anyway? I haven’t seen him since the pie thing.

Onua: There he is! *points to where Lewa0111 is on the phone*

Lewa0111: Hey! I’m on the phone!

Lewa: Let me guess—with yourself?

Takanuva *holding the other phone to his ear*: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Then who’s he talking to?

Takanuva: He’s talking to a guy named Mana Leader. Apparently he wants to get a job.

Pohatu: *looks over at all of the employees, and there are 14 counting the 2 Gali’s* As if we don’t have enough employees as it is.

Tava: *who just walked in* SPAGHETTI!!!!!

Everyone else:

Tava: What? I decided that pie and pi are too dangerous, so I switched to spaghetti.

Lewa: Somehow, that just isn’t quite as funny.

Tava: Okay, then. PIE!!! AND PI!!! *starts throwing pi-shaped pies at everyone*

Everyone: Oog...that hurts.

Tava: Sorry. *leaves, and Gali1 and 2 walk in*

Gali1: You guys do realize that Mana Leader guy will be hear any second?

BEC: You spelled the wrong ‘here.’

Gali1: Umm…how did he here that?

Gali2: Dunno, but you missed it again.

Gali1: Aww crud.

Lewa: This is ridiculous! After BEC and Tava, I said we weren’t hiring any more! Then I had to keep OF because he helped us in the pie disaster. We don’t need any more employees!

Tahu: Well, it is the longest chapter ever, so maybe he’ll keep us from being bored. And you know what I do when I get bored…BURN STUFF!!!

Fred: Whatever. Just don’t burn my plants, please!

*knock*

Lewa: Oh, that must be Mana Leader. BEC, go show him in.

BEC: Okay! *opens the door, but instead of Mana Leader, a Matoran dressed in pie walks in*

MDIP: Hello, I’m passing out informational brochures for a new religion, called Pieism. Would you be interested?

Tava: *Runs over and slams the door in his face* NO THANK YOU!!!

Everyone else: Phew.

*knok*

Lewa0111: CAPTION WRITING GUY!!!!

*Sorry, I meant: knock*

Mana Leader (ML): Hi, where do I apply for a job?

Lewa0111: HEY! You’re the author of McWidgets, aren’t you?

ML: Yeah! Hey, you guest star in my comedy! This is too weird!

*They go over and start talking about comedies*

Lewa: Not this again. Well, if this is really going to be the longest chapter ever, we need to waste more time.

Tava: PI!!!!!!!!!!! *everyone looks at the time, which is 3:14 and 15 seconds*

Lewa: What are you, an alarm clock?

*A random matoran comes in*

RM: Could somebody carry my bags up for me? I’m on the 9,999th story.

Gali1: We don’t even have that many stories!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Takanuva: I added on a new addition yesterday.

Gali1: Oh, okay.

RM: So where’s the bellbottom?

Pohatu: That’s bellBOY!!!

RM: Whatever. So, could you carry up my suitcases? I’m a carver, so I have lots of heavy objects in there.

Pohatu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Onua: Wanna borrow my Pakari?

Pohatu: Sure.

Onua: Well, too bad!

Pohatu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: So, how many words are we at?

Bob: 571.

Kopaka: That’s not quite the longest chapter ever, then. And where’d you come from?

Bob: I’m the word count guy!

Narrator: Umm…when exactly did Lewa0111 hire you?

Bob: Good point. Bye! *leaves*

Random Rahkshi (RR): Psst! Fred! Want to join our side and try to take over the island?

Fred: Hey! I’m a good guy! *grows a huge tree the size of Mount Everest in the middle of the hotel, busting through all the floors and spearing RR at the top*

Takanuva: Hey! A Christmas tree!

Lewa: Wait a minute—religious holidays aren’t allowed in BZP.

Takanuva: Oops, my bad.

*RR starts singing Christmas songs*

FL: Religious celebration is not allowed on BZPower. Random Rahkshi, proto deduction -1. Wait a minute: you don’t have any proto! YOU ARE NOW BANNED!!!!

RR: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *crumbles to dust*

Everyone else: That was…disturbing.

Lewa: Fred, you’ll have to pay for all the damage caused from a tree impaling all the floors of the hotel. It’ll be infinity dollars.

Fred: No problem! *makes a money tree grow*

Lewa: MONEY!!!! $_$

Mana Leader: Okay, Lewa, or whatever your name is, how do I apply for a job?

OF: All you need to do is fire the cannons at the Spanish galleon, and then…

ML: What’s with him?

Lewa: He’s just obsessed with video games.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: So, what job would you be best at, Mana Leader?

ML: I dunno…I never really thought about it.

Lewa: But didn’t you send a PM to Lewa0111 telling him what job you wanted?

ML: No.

Lewa: WHAT? GET IN HERE, LEWA)

Onua: Try letting go of the ‘shift’ key for the number part of his name.

Lewa: Okay. WHAT? GET IN HERE, LEWA0111!

Onua: That’s better.

Lewa0111: What do you want? I’m the author, I’m busy with my 5 other comedies and 1 co-writing job!

Lewa: You forgot to tell us what job Mana Leader wanted.

Lewa0111: How should I know? He never told me!

ML: You never asked.

Lewa0111: Good point.

Gali2: I have an idea!

Gali1: We could…

Gali2: …PM the member Mana Leader…

Gali1: …and find out what job he wants!

Tahu: That’s just scary.

Zaktan: But first, can I do the classic Nuva Inn Initiation?

Tahu: There’s a Nuva Inn Initiation?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Zaktan: This! *stuffs ML in a trash can*

ML:

Tahu: Oh. That initiation.

Tava: PIE!!! Hey, how come I haven’t been in this chapter very much? PIE!!!! *fills the trash can with pie*

ML:

BEC: Now that this is over with, it’s time for…*looks at watch*…3:28 PM! *A random matoran comes and gives him a huge bag of sugar* WEE! Hyperhyperhyperwoohooyeah! Ilovesugaritmakesmesohyper! *starts running around the room acting like a hyper maniac* Alasjehorhaoiseoiuorijos!

Fred:

ML: On second thought, maybe I ought to resign…

Lewa0111: No, it’s fine! I’ll just PM your member self right away!

Lewa: Hang on—isn’t that him right there? *points to the bottom of the topic, which says: 1 user(s) reading this topic: (0 guests and 0 anonymous users):
Mana Leader

Gali1: Oh yeah!

Gali2: Hey, Mana Leader!

Member ML: Hello, everybody!

Gali1: Would you mind…

Gali2: …PM’ing your job request…

Gali1: So that we can do more chapters?

Tahu: Stop being creepy!

Gali1 and 2: Do we have to?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Tahu: By the way, anybody want to finish that play we started 20 chapters ago?

Everyone else:

Tahu: Oh, fine then. How many words, Bob?...Bob? Where’d you go?

*Remember? He left!*

Tahu: CWG, I wasn’t asking you!

*Oh sure. Nobody wants to talk to a caption…*

Tahu: Whatever.

Lewa0111: As of right now, it’s been 1,187 words.

Kopaka: That should be enough.

Onua: But we’re adding on to it right now, by talking!

Lewa: Who cares? I get paid by the sentence!

Gali1: WHAT? We only get paid by the emoticon!

Onua: And I only get paid by the chapter!

Tahu: And I only get paid by the page!

Tava: And I only get paid in pie!

Pohatu: Hey! I do all the work, and I don’t get paid at all! ATTACK HIM!!! *They all start beating up Lewa*

Narrator: The following scene is too violent. –CENSORED—

Lewa: Ow.

Lewa0111: I’m sure I can work out a payment system. After all, I get paid by the letter! …Uh-oh…

Everyone else: GET HIM!!!!!

Lewa0111: Better end the chapter quick!

THEEND

Bob: Too quick, Lewa0111!

Lewa0111: Help…ow! Where’d…ow…you…ow…come…ow…from…ow…Bob?

Bob: Somewhere.

Lewa0111: What’s...ow…the…ow…word…ow…count…ow…then?

Bob: 1,326 words.

Lewa0111: That’s…ow…definitely…ow…the…ow…longest…ow…chapter…ow…ever!

Lewa0111

I really think that was the longest chapter you've ever writen. all the better to read. I give you lots of credit for the enjoyment

I LOVE THAT JOKE, Wait, You got 8322 widgets!! And you ain't givin me a job??, GET EM'!! *A Herd of Manas tackle Lewa0111*

......ooookkkaaaaaaaayyy.....that was an interesting and undoubtedly random chapter. ...wait, you get paid by the LETTER? Not fair!

Yes, I'm glad you all liked it. And yes, Mana Leader WILL become a PGS. Also, I want to know whether you like the 'epic' chapters (such as the Pieism and Rahkshi chapters that spam SPAN several chapters), or the 'normal' chapters like the above one. Just let me know in your posts, please.

Expect another chapter this week!

Lewa0111

I like the normal ones, I love the clasics from when TNI started, The epics are boring

This is very VERY good. I'm just wondering what happend To Pieli. I made Pieli a set using Jaller, Hewkii, Kongu, Hahli and one of my spare Kanohi Kaukaus.

Personslly, I like the epics. They keep the chapters from being too repetitive

That last chapter was great! Really funny! And long! I would usually quote the best parts, but that episode had too many! Also, I prefer the 'normal' chapters.

Wow. You have a lot of time on your hands, then. And Pieli got eaten along with all the other Piea and PIEONICLE characters.

It also seems like, so far, the normal chapters are the most popular, so I won't have another epic for a long time, then. And now...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 31: A Caption Chapter OR Finally a chapter that has something to do with the hotel!

Onua: Hey Narrator! What do you mean by that title? We've had chapters that have to do with the hotel before!

Narrator: Yeah, but lately they've been getting extremely off-topic. That Pie thing had absolutely NOTHING to do with it!

Onua: Yeah, well, who writes this thing?

Narrator: Oh...right...gotta go! *leaves*

Lewa0111: You can't leave; you're the narrator!

Narrator: Oh, dang it. But what'll you do about it, anyway?

Lewa0111: I will hunt you down and fire you!

Narrator: Not if I change my name!

Nrarator: Muahahaha! I changed my name, you can't find me! *leaves*

Onua: Can we please get on with the chapter now?

Lewa0111: Fine. CWG, take over. I have to hunt down 'Nrarator'.

*Okay! I'm the author now, so I say everything gets written MY way! *

Onua: Whatever.

*The Toa are in Lewa's manager suite, making small talk*

Tahu: I'm talking small!

Pohatu: Wow, that's one big emoticon.

*I didn't mean LITERALLY! Talk normal!*

Pohatu and Tahu: Okay, fine.

Lewa: So, now we have a problem. We don't have enough guests.

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lewa: This is serious.

ML: But this is a comedy!

Lewa: Good point. Oh well. Anyway, does anyone have any ideas as to how we can make more money?

ML: Lots of guest stars! And random anvils falling from the sky! That's how McWidgets did so well.

Lewa: That's dumb.

*Hey! That's not in my script!*

ML:

Lewa: Oh. I mean, 'That's a great idea! Let's try it.'

Fred: Where will we find the anvils?

Lewa: Sena has Livna.

Fred: But where'd he go? We haven't seen him in 23 chapters.

Lewa: Umm...hang on. BEC, you're in charge of finding him. Galis, you two can help him. Tahu, go find some guest stars, along with Onua and Pohatu. Takanuva and Kopaka, you two go to the Comedies Forum and find a way to advertise.

*No, I say Takanuva's group and Tahu's group should switch places!*

Lewa: Why should I listen to you?

**

Lewa: Oh yeah--you have author powers now.

*THE END*

Onua: Wait! What'll happen next?

Lewa0111: I'm kicking CWG out of my place. I caught 'Nrarator' and so I'll write the next chapter. Which should be in a few hours.

Onua: Oh, okay.

**

Lewa0111

Aww Man, too Funny!, DO MORE!!, And How about you add a McWidgets branch store inside the hotel like a Food Court version

I would, but they already have a restaurant. It's called...uhh...err...well, you'll find out next chapter. And you'll also find out why OF wasn't in the last chapter!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 32: Let's end this Hanging Ending from Last Chapter's ending because the Caption Writing Guy did a Bad Job OR This is an insanely long title, isn't it?

Tahu: It is a long title. It's TOO LONG!!!! YOU'RE TAKING AWAY MORE TIME FOR MY LINES, LEWA0111!!!!

Lewa0111: Geez, calm down.

Tahu: NO! I DON'T WANT TO--*Gali hits him with water* Ow.

Gali:

*In Prison...*

Nrarator: I'll need to find a better alibi next time. Like, maybe 'Naratator!' Or, 'Naratro!' Or how about, 'Narator' or maybe 'rotarraN!'

Avak: Oh, shut up. This cell is even immune to alibis and author powers!

Nrarator:

*At The Nuva Inn's Restaurant*

Random Matoran #1: Hi, I'll have--

Tava: PIE!!! *throws pie at RM#1*

RM#1:

Tava: PIE!!!!

*OF walks in*

OF: Hey, how come I wasn't in the last chapter?

Tava: Because you were playing computer games the whole time! PIE!!!!

OF: Oh well. Anyway, I just realized that our restaurant doesn't have a name!

Tava: How about 'Pie'?

OF: I knew you were oging to say that.

Tava: You spelled 'going' wrong.

OF: No, I meant to say 'oging'! It's a new word.

Tava: Anyway, how about 'Pi!'

OF:

Tava: Pie pi?

OF:

Tava: Piey mcPie's Pi Land?

OF:

Tava: Oh, I got a good one--PIEPIPIEPI!

OF:

Tava:

OF: What? I ran out of emoticons that make sense! But I'm going to name it: "The Restaurant from The Nuva Inn!"

Tava: I'll change it. "The Restaurant from The Nuva Inn and Pie!"

OF: *slaps forehead*

Lewa0111: You know, we really need a slapping forehead smiley.

*At some Random Place in the Middle of Nowhere*

BEC: How will we ever find Sena in this place? It's the middle of nowhere!

Fred: I have an idea! *makes a huge vine grow and he rides it to 50 feet in the air* I can't see them. Dang it.

Gali1: Wait a minute--I have an idea! *whispers in Gali2's ear*

Gali2: You wouldn't.

Gali1: Do we have a choice?

Gali2: But you'll doom us all!

Gali1: Too bad. I call upon--the Great Mask of Sugar! *A mask appears on her face and sugar starts spewing out of it and BEC gobbles it up*

BEC: SUGAR!!!! SUGARSUGARSUGAR!!! WHEEE!!!! ALSIjsalkdjoliasjeoirjoaiser~ *runs around hyperly*

Fred: Now go find Sena!

BEC: OKAY!!!! SUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!! *runs off with a big cartoony dust cloud behind him*

Gali1: Now we just wait.

*5 seconds later, he comes running back with Sena sitting on his head*

Sena:

Fred: Great! Can you get Livna for us?

Sena: Okay!

*An anvil falls on BEC*

BEC: Ow.

Livna: Whee! That was fun!

Gali2: Great! Now we can get out of here!

*At Brutaka's house*

Takanuva: Can you help us? We need you to send us to Earth so we can get guest stars!

Brutaka: Why should I help you?

Takanuva: Because I'll...umm...do stuff! Yeah. Do stuff.

Brutaka: Am I supposed to be scared of you?

Takanuva: Er...no?

Kopaka: Er...aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh???

Brutaka:

Takanuva: Just do it.

Brutaka: If it'll get rid of you, fine.

*On Earth*

Toa LehuNuva: Hmm...I wonder when Lewa0111's gonna write the next chapter of TNI. *Takanuva and Kopaka fall on him* Ow.

Kopaka: Aren't you a guest star? We need you to help us get money!

Takanuva: So could you come with us?

Toa LN: Sure. But first let me change into my alter ego, Gurak!

Guurahk: COPYRIGHT STEALER!

Keetongu: COPYRIGHT STEALER!

Kopaka, Takanuva and Toa LN:

Takanuva: Let's go find more guest stars.

*At Boyonicle Ultimato's house*

Takanuva: Hey, BU!

BU: AAAHH!!! LIVING TOA!!!!

Kopaka: Knock it off, you're scaring him!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

BU: What are you guys doing here?

Takanuva: We need guest stars for The Nuva Inn, because Lewa says it'll get us more profits.

BU: Okay, I'll come with you!

Takanuva: Great, now only a few more...

*In the Comedies Forum*

Tahu: Come to The Nuva Inn! You'll laugh! You'll eat pie! You'll see BEC go crazy!

*cricket chirp*

Tahu: What?

Pohatu: No one can see your sandwich sign.

*They see Tahu wearing a sandwich sign that is too big for him so it's dragging on the ground, and it says:
Come to...
THE NUVA INN
For Laughs and Pie!
Reply today!

Onua:

Tahu: What?

Pohatu: Hey, I got an idea! Let's fuse into Akamai!

Tahu: Okay!

*They fuse, and now the sign is the right size*

Akamai: I think I'll advertise in McWidgets first. *sends a post as 'Akamai0111' that says what it says on the sandwhich sign*

Lewa0111: You spelled 'sandwich' wrong.

*Who cars?*

Lewa0111: And you spelled 'cares' wrong.

*Shut up!*

Akamai: Let's go to the next most popular comedy on BZP: BZP Emergency!

*Sends a post in 'BZP Emergency' and tries to run away, but a Moderator catches him*

Moderator:

Akamai: Don't hurt me! Meep.

Moderator: Advertising in someone else's topic is not allowed on BZP. Akamai0111, proto reduction -1.

*Without enough proto, Akamai unfuses*

Tahu: Well, that worked.

Pohatu: Maybe we'll have enough guest stars and anvils to have a good profit!

Onua: Hopefully Lewa will be happy. *They all go back to The Nuva Inn*

Lewa0111: What will happen next? Will the Toa ever get enough profits from Mana Leader's idea? Why wasn't Mana Leader in this entire chapter? What is the Question to the Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything (which by the way is 42)? Tune in next time to find out!

Naratarator: Hey, that's my job!

Lewa0111: Get back in jail!

Naratarator: Meep.

Lewa0111

This is my GS form, :
-Name:Demorik

-What is it:Toa

-Mask:Great Huna

-Powers: Electricity, Flight

-Weird quirks:PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oohh boy, insanity for a few cents right? I like the The Toa on the earth!

I didn't see that in that chapter.I would like it if you Put Pieli in a few more chaters, PLEASE Lewa0111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S.:This is a very good comedy




burstflare1

Yay, I'm going to be in more chapters!!! Good chapter Lewa0111. They're deffinately getting funnier. I also like how you've continued with the No. AAARRGGHHH!!! Joke without it getting too boring. This is a really great comedy!




burstflare1, you're supposed to PM Guest Star forms to Lewa0111, not post them. And I doubt Pieli can come back if she got eaten.

Maybe Vezon could come into the comedy and use the Spear of Fusion to unfuse Pieli from whoever she got eaten by.

P.S.:I don't know how to PM a GS form. I'm new here.
P.S.S.:This comedy is very good.

I wish they dropped into my place. I'm a Takanuva fan. Well, that was funny with how they advertised. Let's hear it for Akamai!

A Great Mask of Sugar? Huh, I never encountered that in my studies, but it sounds quite frightening.

Have you ever read "The Adventures on Cruda Nui". Well, the Mask of Sugar is like the Mask of Sugar Rush that Hahetu, Toa of Spam, wears, Io the Matoran Hordika.

P.S.:Lewa0111, please conider my post earlier.

Off Topic: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgive me for not posting in here for a while great chapter Lewa0111. This is a very good comedy

Wow, it's been too long since the last chapter. But I'm going on a chapter-writing spree today, writing chapters in almost all of my comedies, so I'll write one here, too!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 43: Anvils and Guest Stars OR Are you sure this is a good way to make money, Mana Leader?

Lewa: So, did you find the guest stars?

Takanuva: Yes.

Kopaka: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lewa:

Takanuva: We have Gurak, Ultimato, Killermike (KM), Tahuisgreat, and Demorik. Oh yeah, and Dani, too.

Lewa: That should be enough guest stars.

Mana Leader: No, we need More, *2,000 Manas come in* That's good enough.

Lewa, Takanuva, and Kopaka:

*BEC, Fred, and Gali come in*

BEC: We found him!

*An anvil falls on Lewa*

Livna: HAHAHAHAHAHA, I love that Joke,

Lewa: Stop talking like Mana Leader!

Mana Leader: Why, what's wrong with how I, Talk?

Lewa: You use too many, Commas

Mana Leader: But Commas are, Funny!

Lewa0111: Actually they, Are funny!

Lewa: Sure, always taking his side!

Nuju: But if the conjunction is used with a frequency of commas differing from the amount of prepositional clauses used, then--

Everyone: NERD!

Nuju:

*OF and Tava walk in*

OF: We finished cooking all the meals, if we're going to get more money!

Tava: PIE!!!! They're all made of PIE!!!! And everything costs PI widgets!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Should have guessed.

*Tahu, Pohatu, and Onua walk in*

Lewa: So, did you get advertising?

Tahu: Err...

Pohatu: Umm...

Onua: Kind of...

Tahu: Not really...

All Three: No.

Lewa: WHAT? Everyone else was successful, but you weren't? You are causing me to do something I never thought I would have to do.

"Talk in Prose!" Lewa shouted at the three Toa.

Pohatu, Tahu, and Onua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa crossed his arms. "That's right. Now get back out there and advertise sooner, or I'll get Lewa0111 to write the entire comedy in prose!" he ordered.

Gali: You wouldn't.

"I have no choice, sister," explained Lewa. "NOW GET OUT, YOU THREE!"

*Pohatu, Tahu, and Onua leave*

KM: Geez, that was harsh.

Lewa: Ah, I was just scaring them. I'm talking in script again!

Everyone: Thank Mata-Nui.

"What's wrong with Prose?" asked Daiku, who had appeared in this comedy seemingly from nowhere.

Lewa: Where'd you come from? You didn't give Lewa0111 a GS form!

"No, but Lewa0111 thought that would be a good spot for me to make a cameo appearance," Daiku pointed out. Then he mysteriously disappeared.

Lewa: Yay! He's gone!

Dani: Welcome to the 'Happydance Emoticon' Club!

Lewa:

Pohatu: Wow, it's been a while since we saw THAT joke.

Mana Leader: Well, the Classics are always, Better

*An anvil falls on KM*

KM:

Mana Leader: That's a good, Joke

*5 hours later*

Lewa: How come we still don't have any more money? Are you sure this is a good way to make money, Mana Leader?

Mana Leader: Stop copying the, Title

Lewa: Then stop talking like, This

Mana Leader: Okay, fine. I was just kidding the whole time!

Lewa: *faints*

*At the front desk*

BEC: Welcome to The Nuva--oh, it's just you, Ultimato.

Ultimato: *transforms into a giant mound of sugar*

BEC: SUGAR!!!! *attacks Ultimato*

Ultimato:

BEC: Sugar?

Ultimato: That was funny!

*Akamai runs in*

Akamai: HELP! I'm being attacked by customers with Money!

Lewa: Did someone say Money? $_$ Quick! Gali, on the pool! Pohatu, get ready to do bellbottom stuff!

Pohatu: BellBOY!

Lewa: Whatever! Kopaka, start janitating! OF, Tava, start cooking! Tahu, you too! BEC, get to the front desk! Onua...do whatever it was your job is! We have CUSTOMERS!

Pohatu: You sound like Sally from Cars.

Lewa: SHUT UP! I WANT MONEY!!!!! $_$

*All the customers trample Lewa*

Lewa: Money?

THE END

Lewa: NO! I WANT MY MONEY!

Lewa0111: Well, too bad. The chapter's already long enough as it is.

Lewa: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111

Careful, Lewa. We learned the hard way too many guest stars ruin a comedy And, apparently, ruin your mask.

So Mana Leader was just joking? I'm surprised you didn't attack him, Lewa! *shrugs* And that's a scary threat, talking in prose in a script comedy.

Wow, it's been a long time since I posted here, Lewa0111! I'm surprised this comedy has fallen to page 2 already. It's a good chapter!



I agree with Lewa: That was hilarious!



That whole thing made me, Laugh



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Not the evil Proseness!



He was only joking? That was the best part! I couldn't stop laughing when I read that part. KUTGW!

--ToRaP

Yeah, I'm sure that Lewa will soon learn the difference between high and low quality humor. But he's just too obsessed with money to know the difference.



That was one of my favorite parts. I just wanted to put a little twist on the, Ending (J/k!)

I have a really good idea for a chapter, but I have to wait for another member's permission to use a certain joke. When I get his permission, I'll post the next chapter.

Lewa0111

Welcome to the Happydance Emoticon club...Lol, hillarious!
I regret not reading this comedy before...Now I have 40-something chapter to catch up on...8 pages, oh boy.
It took me forever to get that Livna was Anvil backwards...
Great comedy, I'll be waiting for the next chapter!

Z

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 43 1/2: Tava's Takeover OR Money, Money, Money!

Narrator: We join the...

*Gets hit with a pie*

Narrator: What the-TAVA!

Tava:

Narrator:

Monty Python Guys: GET ON WITH IT!

Tava and Narrator: Sheesh.

*In Lewa's office*

Lewa: Money, money, money! *starts swimming in money*

Mana Leader: That seems...unsanitary. You could get sick doing that.

Lewa: WHAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mana Leader:

*In the kitchen...*

Tava: You know, Tahu, I feel like I'm missing something in life.

Tahu:

Tava: I mean, there's plenty of PIE around here, oh, and PI too, but I'm only in one comedy! And here you see other of Lewa0111's characters such as Bob the Pirate and the Visorak who get to be in multiple comedies! I swear, there must be tons of pie in all of those other comedies!

Tahu: What are you going to do about it?

Tava: I think I'll start my own takeover. I'll ask everyone to sign a petition, and take it to Lewa0111 asking him to put me in as many comedies, his own and others, that he can! Then I can have so much money, to buy Pie with!

Tahu: How much pie do you need?

Tava: Oh, more than I already have. *A truck drives up*

Truck Guy: Excuse me, are you Mr. Tava?

Tava: That's me!

Truck Guy: Here's your pies you ordered the other day. *The entire truckload of pies spills out*

Tava:

Tahu: More than that?

Tava: Whatever. Would you sign this petition?

Tahu: It's on a pie.

Tava: Yeah, I know!

Tahu: And it's in the shape of the pi symbol! How can I write on this?

Tava: Figure it out.

*Later...*

Tava: OF, would you sign this?

OF: No!

Tava: WHAT?

OF: Oh, what were you saying? I just lost on the latest computer game I'm playing.

Tava: Oh. Anyway, sign this, please.

*Laterer...*

Tava: Gali, would you sign this?

Gali: Sure thing! *splits into two, and signs it twice*

Tava:

*Latererer...*

Tava: Lewa, would you sign this?

Lewa: How much do I get paid for that?

Tava: Nothing, all you have to do is sign!

Lewa: I don't get paid?!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the--

Lewa: Shut up.

Tava: Okay, fine. I'll pay you -99 widgets.

Lewa: MONEY! *signs paper*

Tava: Oh, by the way, negative widgets means you owe me money.

Lewa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*Laterererer...*

Tava: All set! Lewa0111, read this.

Lewa0111: You want to be in more comedies? Well, I can arrange that.

Tava:

Lewa0111: But first, I want you to do something for me.

Tava: What?

Lewa: What?

Tahu: What?

OF: What?

Gali1: What?

Gali2: What?

Takanuva: NoWhat?

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!What?

Fred: What?

BEC: WhatisitIwannaknow!

Lewa0111: You have to...GIVE ME A PIE!

Tava: NEVER!

Lewa0111: Geez, you have a thousand already.

Tava: I guess so...

Lewa0111: And you are a Toa of Pie, so you can make more whenever you want!

Tava: Oh yeah! *gives Lewa0111 a pie*

Lewa0111: I'll put a notice in my sig. Also, you can start with 'Ask...Tava?'

Tava: I get my own 'Ask' comedy? OH YEAH! Is there pie in it?

Lewa0111: Sure.

Lewa: What about us?

Lewa0111: You're just jealous.

Mana Leader: Yeah! We want a comedy, too!

Lewa0111: AUTHOR POWERS!

*Everyone appears next to Zaktan*

Zaktan: *stuffs them all in a trash can*

Everyone:

Tava: YAY!

THE END

I just had to type that chapter, as a lead-in for my new spinoff, 'Ask...Tava?'! Coming soon!

Lewa0111

Ok, that part, in my opinion, was the best part. We haven't seen that gag in a long while! So Tava gets his own comedy? ....that makes...erm...um...how many stories are you working on now?

Ha Ha Ha fear the wrath of Zaktan HA

Okay, after that short intermission for Tava's expandingness, it's the next REAL chapter!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 44: Guest Stars=Bad Comedy OR Blame Mana Leader!

ML: Hey! I don't wanna get blamed! Wait a sec...what am I getting blamed for, anyway?

Narrator: The story hasn't started yet, moron.

ML: Well can I not get blamed, then?

Narrator: Shut up! If you have concerns, take them up with Lewa0111.

ML: How do I find him?

Narrator: Oh, I dunno...

*You see Lewa0111 lounging in Hawaii, drinking lemonade and lying on a beach*

ML:

Lewa: GET ON WITH IT!

Takanuva: GET ON WITH IT!

Gali: GET ON WITH IT!

BEC: GETONWITHIT!

Fred: GET ON WITH IT!

Random Guys from Monty Python: GET ON WITH IT!

Narrator and ML: Okay, sheesh.

*In the lobby*

BEC: You're in room 6732, thank you.

*Axxon walks up*

Axxon: I'd like a room, please!

BEC: Rom 9999999999.

Axxon: Don't you mean room?

BEC: No, I meant rom! *A CD-ROM comes down* You're staying in there.

Axxon: Oh, okay.

*Gurak walks up*

Guurahk: Hey! COPYRIGHT STEALER!

Keetongu: COPYRIGHT STEALER!

Gurak: We've already been over this. Just give me a room!

*BEC hands him a key card, and Gurak eats it*

BEC:

Gurak: What? I'm hungry! *sees BEC's mask* Ooh, yummy mask.

BEC: NO! NOT THE MASK! *runs away*

*In Lewa's office*

Lewa: Money money money! $_$ I love money! *is swimming in a huge pile of money*

*Takanuva walks in*

Takanuva: Umm...Lewa?

Lewa: What is it? Did we make more money? $_$

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: How'd you get in here? I locked the door?

Kopaka: The magic of comedies.

Lewa: Oh, okay.

*Kopaka leaves*

Takanuva: Anyway, we have a problem. There aren't enough rooms for all the guest stars! As of right now, you have 96,382,054,311 guest stars!

Lewa: $_$

Takanuva: *sigh* It's hopeless. I'll try building more rooms. *leaves*

Lewa: $_$ I LIKE MONEY!

*In the kitchen*

Tahu: TAVA, ORDER UP! 10,952 MORE CHICKEN PIES OUT HERE, PRONTO! *pauses* Tava? Where'd you go?

OF: He's off filming for Quest for the Comedy Jokes of Power.

Tahu: Ugh. How are we supposed to serve all these people, then?

Ultimato: WE WANT FOOD!

Tahu and OF: Oooohhhkaaay...

*At the pool*

Dani: HELP! I'm drowning!

Gali: *superman voice* Never fear, Gali is here! *dives in, and Livna falls on her*

Livna: Booyah!

Gali:

Dani: Umm...help?

Demorik: You're in 1 millimeter deep water, moron.

Dani: Oh yeah.

Random Matoran: Ow! Get this anvil off of me! I'm drowning!

Livna: No way, I'm being paid to do this!

RM: That's it, I'm suing this place!

All Guests: This is a bad hotel! It's overcrowded, full of violence, AND it's in bad shape!

Lewa: No it's not!

*The new addition that Takanuva just made collapses and falls on Lewa*

Really Random Matoran: Yes it is.

Lewa: Nooo...my money... $_$

*Tava comes back, makes 1 pie, then leaves*

Tava: Sorry, gotta go! It's time for Ask...Tava?

Tahu: Hey!

Lewa: Who's idea was this, anyway?

ML: Ehehehe... Bye! *leaves*

Lewa: Hey! It's his fault! *Everyone starts chasing ML*

ML: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: Hey! I have that line copyrighted!

Keetongu: Hey! I have copyrights copyrighted!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: That's not funny any more.

Kopaka: No, really, look!

*They all see Pieli standing in front of them*

Pieli: MUAHAHAHA! Pie is back!

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

"Well, it looks like you're going to have to figure this one out on your own, Toa," said Daiku, who had just made another cameo appearance. "Bye!" With that, he had disappeared.

THE END

Pohatu: Hey! How come I haven't had a line all chapter?

Narrator: Because this entire time you've been busy carrying up people's bags for them.

Pohatu: Oh yeah. Oww...

Narrator: And you still have 8,692 more to go!

Pohatu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa0111

Good chapter. I especially liked:
You got Gurak just right! this comedy's getting better all the time!

Okay...I just had to do it...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 45: Part 1 of the Christmas Special OR The 1st Annual TNI Singing Contest

Narrator: A few days after the events of the previous chapter...

*Hey! That's my job!*

Narrator: Do we wanna go through this again, CWG?

*No.*

Narrator: Good.

*In the lobby...*

Onua: Hey guys! Do you know what today is?

Tava: International Pie Day?

Lewa: MONEY DAY? $_$

Pohatu: My day off?

OF: Thanksgiving?

Mana Leader: Is it, Wednesday?

BEC: SUGAR DAY?

Onua: Err...no. Today is the first day of December, which means it's Christmastime!

Gali:

Onua: Way to show Christmas spirit! Luckily, it's a weekend, and we're closed on weekends during the holidays. So, we can start having our very own Christmas celebration!

Lewa: WHAT? I never authorized that!

Lewa0111: Yes you did, it's in the contract.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Fred: Man, that joke never gets old. *makes a Christmas tree grow in the middle of the hallway, but it's too big and impales Pohatu on the ceiling*

Pohatu: Why is it always me?

*Later...*

Gali: Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a one-Rahi open sleigh! Hey!

Tahu: Hey! I have a great idea for something we can do for the holidays!

Everyone: WHAT?

BEC: Thesuspenseiskillingme!

Tahu: Suuuurrrreee...

*BEC drops dead*

Fred: He was being serious.

Tahu: Oops. Sorry. *uses the Vahi to go back in time and revives him*

BEC Thesuspenseiskillingme!

Tahu: Anyway, we're going to have a Holiday Singing Contest! Each character can sing their own version of a Christmas song. The winner will get...er...I'll think of something.

OF: Yay! I have a great idea already! *leaves*

Onua: This'll be perfect for me.

Tava: PIE!

*Later...*

Tahu: Attention, gentlemen!

Gali1&2:

Tahu: And ladies...

Gali1&2:

Tahu: May I present...the First Annual TNI Singing Contest! This is how it will go. Each person will come up and sing their own version of a popular Christmas carol. Myself, Lewa0111, and Bob the Matoran who can be Hired to Judge Singing Contests will be the judges. The winner gets something that they would like. *reads notecard* First up...Onua!

*Onua walks up*

Onua: Ahem. I will be singing, 'Down in the Tunnels,' my rendition of 'Up on the Housetop.'
Down in the tunnels, the Rahi wait,
For the Toa comes at half past eight,
Digging through the tunnels with lots of noise,
Finding rocks for his collectionoys.

Tahu: HOLD IT! 'Collectionoys' isn't a word!

Onua: But nothing else made sense that rhymed with 'noise.'

Lewa0111: Well, too bad.

Bob: DISQUALIFIED!

Onua: *leaves*

Tahu: Next up... POHATU!

*Pohatu walks up*

Pohatu: I'm singing 'The 12 Days at TNI,' a version of 'The 12 Days of Christmas.'
On the first day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Called me 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy.'

Lewa: HOLD IT! I DID NOT!

Lewa0111: Yes you did, read chapter 2.

Lewa: Whatever.

Lewa0111: Too bad. I'm the judge. Continue, Pohatu.

Pohatu: Thank you.
On the second day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Made me climb a thousand steps,
And called me 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy.'

Lewa: WAIT! You're making me out to be so evil-sounding! I PROTEST THAT!

Pohatu: Well, you did.

Lewa: Shut up.

Bob, Lewa0111, and Tahu:

Lewa: Fine then.

Pohatu:
On the third day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Called me fat,
Made me climb a thousand steps,
And called me 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy.'

Lewa: HEY!

Bob: Silence from the peanut gallery!

Pohatu: Finally.
On the fourth day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Told me to take the stairs,
Called me fat,
Made me climb a thousand steps,
And called me 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy.'

Lewa:

Tahu: Don't even think about it.

Lewa:

Tahu: That's better.

Pohatu:
On the fifth day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Paid under minimum wage!
Told me to take the stairs,
Called me fat,
Made me climb a thousand steps,
And called me 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy.'

Lewa: All right, that's it!

Tahu: You know, you're making me very angry. And you know what happens when Tahu gets angry...

Lewa: Fine.

Pohatu:
On the sixth day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Made me carry bricks for Gurak,
Paid under minimum wage!
Told me to take the stairs,
Called me fat,
Made me climb a thousand steps,
And called me 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy.'

Lewa: Okay, now [i]that was not true. Gurak made you carry those bricks, not me! *gets up from seat*

Pohatu: Uh-oh, gotta go! *starts running*
On the twelfth day at TNI, what Lewa did to me,
Chased me out of the contest,
Got me speared on one of Fred's trees,
Used me as bait,
Told me to be the mascot,
Gave me dumb jobs,
Said I was the biggest loser...

Lewa:

Pohatu:
MademecarrybricksforGurak,
Paidunderminimumwage!
Toldmetotakethestairs,
Calledmefat,
Mademeclimbathousandsteps,

Everyone: And called him 'Bellbottom' instead of 'Bellboy!'

Lewa: HEY! That's it!

Tahu: Well, it looks like Lewa's supposed to go next, but he's too busy threatening Pohatu.

Lewa0111: So I guess it's time to end the chapter.

Bob: Do I get paid for this?

THE END

Next: Tava, Lewa, and Fred with their own versions of more songs!

Lewa0111

Wow. I missed a LOT! First, I became a PGS! :happydunce: Err, I mean Also, all those chapters... Too... much... to review... I think I'll stick with the newest one.





I really have, and I already wrote it! PM me if you want it. (Note: It has something to do with Lewa. (Not TNI one.))


Colectionoys?! What kind of word is that?


that would be too long to quote, but I just LOVED it! Especialy the 'Quiet in the peanut gallery!' Thing!
Great chapter! I hope the next one's soon... And BTW, Is OF in the competition?

Okay that was quick but still it's got original TNI sense of humor. Ha ha ha Lewa may have a temper but he's got nothing on Tahu's hotheadedness [if that's even a word ]

Great chapter. I loved Pohatu's song! and I got a mention in it! I also liked:
This comedy gets better all the time! This has to be one of my favourite BZPower comedies. Does Tava still want to be in as many comedies as possible?

Pohatu's song was great! Poor guy hasn't had much attention lately. *hugs him*

Hey, ever read '104 Ways to Bug Your Turaga'? They've got a funny version of 'Jingle Bells', one sure to offend everyone. (Seriously, don't use it)
Huh...I always thought that was just an expression...

I would really like Pieli to be a good guy and work at the hotel. Pie is back,BABY, in the form of Pieli!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to have a job. I want to be an assistant to the Front desky person. Please make me nicer. By the way, very good chapter

Sorry, OF, but I couldn't use your idea. Mainly because I have another character doing a 'Jingle Bells' spoof...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 46: Part 2 of the Christmas Special OR The 1st Annual TNI Singing Contest

Narrator: Last time, the Toa Nuva and other employees of TNI were having a singing contest.

*Montage plays showing a bunch of stuff from the last chapter*

Narrator: What do we need a montage for? If they wanted to see the last chapter, it's only 5 posts up!

*So? It makes for dramatic effect.*

Narrator: Suuuuurrree..

Tahu: Now that Lewa and Pohatu have resolved their differences... *You see Pohatu with a bunch of cartoony injuries, and Lewa's smiling* we can continue. Next up...LEWA!

*cricket chirp*

Lewa: What? Nobody likes me? Just because I'm a mean boss who's obsessed with money...Oh well. Here's my song:
Money, money, money!
Money, money, money!
I like money...
It's all good...

Bob: That isn't a Christmas song!

Lewa0111: He's right! That's an...er...money song!

Tahu: GET OFF THE STAGE!

Bob: DISQUALIFIED!

Lewa: I'll fire you all! *leaves*

Tahu: All right, with that out of the way, next up is...Tava!

*Tava walks up*

Tava: PIE! I'm singing 'Billy the Off-color Pie', a rendition of 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Kopaka and Takanuva are also helping me.

Lewa *in audience*: Hey! I didn't know you could do trios!

Tava: You made the rules, you should know!

Lewa: Oh.

Tava: Okay, here goes:
Billy, the off-color pie,

Takanuva: No!

Tava: Was a very strange color,

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Tava: And if you ever ate him,

Takanuva: No!

Tava: You would feel even fuller,

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

Tava: All of the other pies,

Takanuva: No!

Tava: Used to always get baked first!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tava: But as for that poor Billy,

Takanuva: No!

Tava: No one ever wanted him!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Tava: Then one foggy International Tava Day,
Tava came to say,

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tava: Billy, you aren't quite a PIE,
Maybe instead you could be a PI,
Then how the other pies loved him,

Takanuva: No!

Tava: As they took from him an 'E'

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!

Tava: 'Billy, the off-color PI,

Takanuva: No!

Tava: You're also an honorary PIE!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tava: Thank you. Thank you very much. PIE! AND PI!

Lewa0111: Well, that was...interesting.

Tahu: What else would you expect from him?

Bob: I give that one a 9.5 on the randomness scale.

Tava: Great, now I gotta go! 'Ask...Tava?' is waiting for me! *leaves*

Tahu: Next up...Fred!

*Fred slithers up to the stage*

Fred: Hello? *Tahu puts the microphone on the ground* That's better. Somebody move this pole out of my face! *Tahu does so* Thanks. Now, I'm singing 'Ode to Plants,' a version of 'Ode to Joy.' *clears throat*
Nothing else in this whole world can
Possibly compare to plants!
After all they are so useful
For doing things like killing ants! *Grows a venus flytrap, which starts eating a bunch of random ants on the ground*
Besides, what could be more fun than
Spearing a Rahkshi to the wall, *a tree grows and spears a Random Rahkshi on the wall*
Fire is great and ice is fun,
But plant control's the best power of all!

Tahu: Well, umm...let's give it up for Fred! *applause*

Lewa0111: Well, the ant thing and the tree were odd, but the rest of it was good!

Bob: I rate it an 8 out of 10 overall, and a 8.5 out of 10 for randomness.

Lewa0111: Since it's time to end the chapter now for a coffee break, I'll announce that next will be the Gali Duo, BEC, and Kopaka!

BEC: Yougetcoffeeithascaffieneinitwhichmakesmeevenhyperer! Iwantsomerightnow!

Fred: Do you really need to be any hyperer?

BEC: YES!

THE END

Lewa0111

Aww...


Uh, I'm sure that the 'resolvance' was peaceful.


BTW, when Lewa got obsessed in money? He wasn't in the first and middle chapters.


IT WAS HILARIOUS! Especialy with Takanuva saying 'No!' and Kopaka 'ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!'! Realy, I think Tava will win.


Ant killing plant? I gotta get one... This one was also hilarious.
Great chapter! So I guess I'll have to be audience... Oh well. I can have some fun with those trash... Mwa ha ha ha haa...

.....he has a point, you know. Plant can do what fire and ice can. Tava's song with Kopaka and Takanuva was pretty darn funny too