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jallers comics

May 4 2007, 07:15 PM

my favorite parts are....

Chapter 2: The Second Chapter

Tahu:

Well, that’s a dumb name for a chapter, I mean; of course Chapter 2 is the second chapter.

*Zaktan appears and throws Tahu into the trash can*

Lewa: *sets box on front desk and opens it* Wow! It’s a…giantbig conveyor belt? What’s this for?
um change that!
Tahu: That’s for sending people we don’t like out of the hotel!

*Gali flips over the desk and pushes Lewa onto the conveyor belt, which zooms him out the door* No, sorry, but I am going to be the front desky person!

Gali: Because the front desky person should be a girl!
not awlways!

Gali: Me!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAHHH!!!
ha!
Gali: *starts typing randomly on the computer* OOH NOOOO!!!! *dramatic music plays*
Galis not so smart!

Gali: No, it’s…it’s…it’s…so horrible…

WE HAVE NO POOL!!!!
she cant live without a pool?
Lewa (who magically appeared back in the hotel): So? Who cares? We don’t everneed a pool!

Gali: Yes we do, all hotels have pools!
thats true!

Tahu: Shut up, you.
I agree!
Narrator: Fine! But don’t forget, if there’s no narrator, chaos will ensue!
Onua: Anyway, I’ll make a pool! *digs a hole* There!

Gali: Umm…there’s no water.

Pohatu: Why should there be water in a pool?
um thats what you need!

Pohatu: Hey! Hotels don’t have doorbells!
Mine Does!
Narrator: Oops, my bad. *everything rewinds*

Lewa:

I told you, we’re not readyopen yet! And Bob isn’t a matoran name!

All the Toa Nuva:

Lhikan: Oops, I mean, with my Mask of Light!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lhikan: Whatever. I’ll just do…this! *taps Makuta lightly on the shoulder*

Makuta: Mommeeeeeee!!!!! *runs away screaming like a girl*

Pohatu: Fine! I’ll just change my name to Polagi!
polagi?
Gali: Hey! Now the last 4 letters of your name can be rearranged to spell my name!

Polagi: How about Powela?
powela?
Lewa: Errnt.

Powela: Pounoa?
pouna?
Onua: Sorry.

Pounoa: Ponaktauva?
here it comes!
Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Ponaktauva: This is confusing; I think I’ll just be Pohatu from now on.
those spell all the nuva names!

Pohatu: Deal with it!
Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lewa: Sorry. Anyway, I’m the manager, so I’ll just eversit around and do nothing. Gali, you’re the lifeguard*Gali splits into two galis and one goes to the front desk and one to the pool*

Lewa: O_o…I didn’t everknow you could do that. Anyway, Takanuva, you’ll be the greeter.

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

Lewa: Fine then, you can be the buildconstruction manager. Kopaka, you’re in charge of janitating.

my favorite parts!
Takanuva:no
Kopaka:aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
dont foget to see my comedy Bionicle Rock 'n' roll!

Jarok - Mask Maker

May 14 2007, 11:36 AM

You have one great comedy here, Lewa0111. I really liked the thing about Pohatu's name, the No, Aaahhh thing, and the singing contest. Tava hiding in a spoiler tag was good as well.
Also, are you accepting Guest Stars? I'd really like to be in TNI.

Lewa0111

Jun 11 2007, 06:08 PM

Thanks once again for everyone who posted!

And yes, Jarok, I'm ALWAYS accepting guest stars. It may be a while after I recieve your application before I get you in a chapter; I'm on a tight schedule with all 12 comedies I have going right now. With that said, summertime's here, and you know what that means...

Random People: Random emoticons! The color purple! The return of the Giant Inflatable Monkey!

In other words, the Special Edition School's Out Chapter--Version 2.0!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 56: The Special Edition School's Out Chapter v2.0 OR School's Out Chapter Revisited

: Hey, bellbottom! Get up here!

Pohatu: It's bellBOY, not bellbottom, and why do you have an emoticon

in your name? Come to think of it, why am I talking in purple?

: No idea.

Tahu *walks in*: I know! Random emoticons, the color purple...it must be the School's Out chapter!

: Not quite. There's no GIM.

GIM: *appears* Hi! Anybody have a giant inflatable banana?

: I stand corrected.

GIM: Hey! You have an emoticon in your name; I want one, too! Watch!

:smilegim:: See?

Pohatu: Umm...that's not a real emoticon.

:smilegim:: Is too!

Pohatu: Then why isn't it working?

:smilegim:: It's working fine, right, Takanuva?

: No.

: *appears* Purple AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

GIM: Aww crud. Oh well--I'll just get Tava to make me a giant inflatable banana pie. Where is he, anyway?

Tahu: He's busy with 'Ask...Tava?'

GIM: He gets his own Ask comedy? I want one, too! *disappears*

Kopaka:

Dani: WHEE!

BEC: SUGARSUGARSUGAR!

Dani: Welcome to the 'Happydance Emoticn' club!

Tahu: That's not how you spell 'emoticon.'

Dani: Yes it is!

Takanuva: No, it's not!

Kopaka: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH, it's not!

Everyone:

: Hi, I'd like a room for the night.

BEC: Sorry-we-don't-serve-people-who-are-emoticons-here. Go-away!

: *whips out a bag of sugar* I have sugar...

BEC: Sure-stay-all-you-want! *eats all the sugar* Whee-I'm-hyper!

:smiletavapie:: *appears* Hey, guys! Look at my emoticon!

: That's not a real emoticon.

:smiletavapie:: Yes, it is! The GIM said so!

Tahu: That explains a lot.

:smiletavapie:: Hey, why are you talking in purple? Does that mean...SPECIAL EDITION SCHOOL'S OUT CHAPTER? YAY! I'm going to make a School's Out Pie! *bakes a School's Out Pie, and eats it in one bite*

Lewa: Like we didn't see that coming. Hey, my name's back to normal! Yay!

Tahu: That was really off topic. Is there even a point to this chapter?

LewA: Was there a point to the first School's Out Chapter? *sees his name* Hey! WHO DID THAT!?

RLC: HAHAHAHAHA! *disappears*

LewA: That was weird. Narrator, can we please end this chapter now?

Narrator: Sure thing!

THE END

Gali1: Hey! How come neither of us were in this chapter?

Lewa0111: Umm...because I forgot?

Gali2: GET HIM!

Lewa0111: Aww crud.

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Io the Matoran Hordika

Jun 13 2007, 08:29 AM

Wow - even more randomness than normal! COOL!

Lewa0111

Jul 8 2007, 04:56 PM

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

DON'T READ THIS PART UNTIL YOU READ WHAT'S IN THIS SPOILER TAG!

I WARNED YOU!

DON'T SAY I WARNED YOU, BECAUSE I DID!

...That didn't make any sense, did it?

BEC: What the? How did we get out of my spoiler tag?

Lewa0111: Well, a certain member was kind enough to open the spoiler tag. You see, all great comedies have to end sometime.

BEC: NOOOOOOOO!!!! *sniff* But...why?

Lewa0111: I dunno. Adios!

THE END

Delkar: Hi, I'd like a room...

Lewa: Didn't you see the sign? We're CLOSED! CLOSED, I say! CLOSED!

Delkar: Too bad. *uses Kualsi to teleport into a room*

Lewa: HEY!

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Toa of Pizazz

Aug 23 2007, 02:40 PM

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.why do the good comedies allways have to be the ones that last really long and when you least expect it get closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TakunuvaC01

Aug 23 2007, 05:34 PM

QUOTE(toa of pizazz @ Aug 23 2007, 03:40 PM)

It's more of a 'delay' than a closure, I believe.

Lewa0111

Jan 1 2008, 03:56 PM

Well, it's officially 2008. I did promise that in the new year I would reopen this topic, and so, here I am! And there was a REASON I didn't ask a Moderator to close the topic permanently; I was coming back!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 58: Back to our Usual State of Randomness OR Betting Madness

Narrator: We join the Toa Nuva standing outside their hotel...hey, isn't there supposed to be a little starting thing here?

Kopaka: No.

Takanuva: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Narrator: Okay, that'll do, I guess. Anyway, we join the Toa Nuva standing outside their hotel.

Gali: Nice job, Tahu: you covered the entire hotel with duct tape when we left! Now it looks like a mummy!

Pohatu: A rather big, fat, and square mummy who's 9,321 stories tall!

Gali: The point is, how are we supposed to open this hotel now?

BEC: I know! We just have to wait until it's 3:29 PM and I get sugar from that random Matoran! Then I can just crash through the duct tape!

Fred: Umm, how about we DON'T do that? I'm feeling sick as it is. Besides, we've been out of the comedy for so long, I wouldn't be surprised if that random Matoran's forgotten about it by now.

BEC: No he hasn't! I bet you 20 widgets that he remembers to bring me sugar at 3:29 PM today!

Fred: Fine! *in mind* That's 20 more widgets for me!

Lewa: How can you think an emoticon?

Pohatu: And how can we see what Fred's thinking?

Gali: Beats me. *An eggbeater comes and beats her* That's even MORE WEIRDER the fourth time!

Nuju: *appears* The correct grammatical form of that phrase should be 'more weird' or 'weirder,' as 'more weirder' is redundant and does not comply with--

Everyone: NERD!

Nuju:

*leaves*

Brutaka: LEAVES!!!! SMASH STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in AxXon?

Brutaka: AXXON!!!! SMASH STUFF!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears*

Lewa: Well, that was weird. Anyone have any ideas on how we can get through this duct tape?

Tahu: I have one...

Gali: Oh no.

Tahu:

BURN STUFF!!!! *burns the duct tape...and also the Toa...*

Toa:

*...and BEC and Fred...*

BEC and Fred:

*...and Takanuva...*

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

*...and Kopaka again, just because I don't like him*

Kopaka: Hey!

*

*

Lewa: Oww...Hey, look! The duct tape's gone!

Onua: Yes! *runs towards the door, and crashes into the glass*

Gali: Umm, you DO know that we have glass doors, right?

Onua:

Narrator: Later...

Gali1: Whew, this place sure is dusty! No one's used it for months except Fikou! There's webs everywhere!

Gali2: Yeah, that's why we split, remember? So that we could help clean it up faster!

Gali1: Well, two of us by ourselves won't accomplish anything. It's too bad we can't split into four, or eight, or even sixteen!

Gali2: Yeah, that'd be nice. By the way, what are all the others doing? They should be helping!

Narrator: Over by the lobby, the other employees of TNI were sitting around watching Tava shovel pies into his mouth.

Pohatu: Hey Tahu, I bet fifty widgets he'll manage to eat 3,000 pies before he explodes.

Tahu: I say 4,000.

Lewa: No way! 5,968 and seven nineteenths! That's what I say!

Pohatu: You're on!

*Tava eats 5,968 7/19 pies and explodes*

Lewa: :smug:

Tahu: You cheated!

Lewa: How can I cheat? I can't see the future!

*Pohatu pulls Vezon out of Lewa's pocket*

Pohatu: But he can!

Lewa: Aww crud.

Zaktan: HEY! Piraka can't fit in people's pockets! *chucks Lewa, Pohatu, and Tahu in trash cans*

Lewa, Pohatu, and Tahu: Oww...

Fred: Hey BEC, it's 3:29 PM, and you didn't get sugar! Pay up!

BEC: *looks at watch* No it's not, it's 3:28 and 59 seconds!

*One second later, a random Matoran appears and gives BEC a bag of sugar*

Fred: Aww! We need to stop betting all the time.

Lewa: Hey, I got an idea! We should start a casino in our hotel! Then we could make lots of MONEY!!!!! $_$

*Gali1 and Gali2 walk over to them*

Gali2: Hey, lazies! Get up! We just cleaned the entire hotel single-handedly!

Kopaka: Except me! I cleaned the entire hotel for you!

Gali1: Well, except you, Kopaka...you were very considerate.

Kopaka:

Well, this is awkward.

Takanuva: Well, so? We were busy!

Gali1: *sees Tava with pies in his mouth and the widgets from their bets laying around* Sure you were...

Gali2: And you know what I say to that? Here's a trick I learned from Toa Nokama! *SLAP!*

All Guy Characters: OWWWWW!!!

Gali1: Now get up and start working again! We're open!

Onua: We are? *runs to the door*

*Everyone runs to their usual places*

BEC: Well, this is boring. *eats sugar* WHEE-I-like-eating-sugar-it-makes-everything-more-fun-around-here!!!@@##@$@^@!&*^%@

YAY!

Fred: In your opinion, anyway.

Onua: He's got a point; we haven't had a single customer in the past five hours! LEWA!

Lewa: *appears* What?

Onua: Where are all the customers?

Lewa: NO CUSTOMERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'm doomed!

Pohatu: By the way, I love--

Everyone: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!!!!

Kopaka: Oh, wait--we forgot to change the 'closed' sign to 'open.' Sorry, my bad! *runs over and changes the sign* We're op-- *a mob of Matoran charge in and bury him*

OF: Ahh, another typical day at TNI.

Lewa: Hey, where'd you come from? You weren't even in this entire chapter!

OF: No one told me the hotel was re-opened! I was busy playing computer games! ...Come to think of it, nobody ever told me it was closed, either.

Lewa: *slaps forehead* Why do I bother?

Nidhiki: My line! *chases Lewa*

TEHE EDN

Kopaka: Ha! He can't even spell 'the end' right!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Io the Matoran Hordika

Jan 1 2008, 05:53 PM

QUOTE

*...and Kopaka again, just because I don't like him*

Kopaka: Hey!

Wonder why CWG hates Kopaka? Well, it gave me a good chuckle. Glad to see this is back up

PenaltySender

Jan 1 2008, 07:27 PM

It's about time you opened up this comedy again! looks like it even funnier than ever!!!!! Why did you put hyphens in between BEC's words when he ate too much sugar? It was more fun trying to decipher what he was saying

Natalie Horler

Jan 1 2008, 09:19 PM

Yay! THI is back in business! It's good to see everything's back to normal. The part I liked from the few previous chapters was the "Staff" meeting. The part I liked was with the guys doing everything but helping the Gali's clean the hotel. Keep it up, Lewa0111. You're doing a great job once again.

Lewa0111

Jan 13 2008, 01:33 PM

Thanks for the replies, people! I'm glad to see that this comedy's as popular as ever!

Lewa: And more readers means more replies, and more replies means more MONEY!!!! $_$

Narrator: What, are you doing the starting thing today?

Lewa: Yes.

Narrator: But you're the manager! You can't do that!

Lewa: Why not?

Narrator: Because I said so!

Lewa: WHAT!? Why can't Tahu do it?

Narrator: Because I hate him.

Tahu: I HATE NARRATORS!

Lewa: But...you just used up all of the emoticons for this chapter! Now we can't use any more!

Tahu: So? Who cares?

Lewa: You can't use any emoticons either!

Tahu: O RLY?

Lewa: YA RLY!

*The BZP members O RLY? and YA RLY! appear out of nowhere, O RLY? bops Tahu over the head with a rubber mallet and YA RLY! bops Lewa over the head with a rubber mallet, and then they both disappear*

Tahu: Oww...now I can't even use the 'wacko' emoticon!

Lewa: But...wait a second! There's no BZP member named 'YA RLY!'

YA RLY!: *appears* Wait, there's not! Sorry! *YA RLY! un-bops Lewa over the head with a rubber mallet, then disappears*

Lewa: Well, that was weird. It was also the longest starting thing ever. Or maybe the second longest.

...

...

...

Lewa: Uhh, TWG? Get the title screen up!

TWG: Whoops, sorry. I thought we were still in the starting thing.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 59: An Emoticon-Free Hotel OR 'That's Physically Impossible!'

Narrator: We join Lewa and an unconscious Tahu after Tahu accidentally wasted every single emoticon for the chapter.

Lewa: Oh great. Now what?

Gali: *walks up* Lewa? What are you doing? And did I just see a nonexistent BZPower member un-bop you over the head with a rubber mallet? *tries to use the '???' emoticon* Hey! How come I can't use the '???' emoticon?

Lewa: Well, it's a long story, but basically Tahu wasted all of the emoticons for this chapter.

Gali: WHAT? Where is he?

Lewa: Over there, on the floor.

Gali: Why's he on the floor?

Lewa: Because O RLY? bopped him over the head with a rubber mallet since he said his name.

Gali: Couldn't he just use the 'wacko' emoticon? Oh, wait.

*Takanuva and Kopaka walk in*

Kopaka: Doesn't 2+2 equal 57.6?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs out of the room*

Gali: I'd use the 'blink' emoticon right about now, but I can't because of Tahu.

Takanuva: What's the problem?

Gali: Two problems: A) there are no emoticons left, and C) Lewa just got un-bopped over the head, which is physically impossible.

Takanuva: Umm, why did you go A) and C)?

Gali: Because the letter between them would normally turn into an emoticon, and since we can't use emoticons, that's a problem.

Takanuva: Oh. And what's this about being un-bopped? That's physically impossible!

Lewa: Well, Tahu over here said that one BZPower member's name, and...

Takanuva: Wait, what name?

Lewa: Don't you know who I mean?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: *runs back in the room* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs out of the room again*

Gali: So many great opportunities to use the 'blink' emoticon and I can't even use them!

Lewa: Tahu did it.

Takanuva: Well, anyways, who cares about un-bopping? It's fun doing physically impossible things anyway! *claps with one hand, cuts a tree down in the forest where it doesn't make a sound, and makes a chicken and an egg both appear first at the exact same time*

Gali: Insert use of 'blink' emoticon here.

*Tava walks in*

Tava: Hi! What's going on?

Gali: We can't use emoticons because Tahu wasted them all!

Tava: What are you talking about? See: :pie: :crypie: :piealien: :burnpiemad: :happiedance: :piepirate: :elvispie: I just used a whole bunch of emoticons!

Gali: Those aren't even real emoticons! And there is no 'elvis' emoticon, whether you add the word 'pie' to it or not!

Tava: It's not? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *runs away using the :crypieing: emoticon*

Lewa: Well, look on the bright side: someone's happy, at least.

Onua: WHEE! *jumps up and down on a pogo stick*

Lewa: Takanuva, just what did you do with your weirdness that you accidentally summoned in Lewa#'s School of Comedy in science class?

Takanuva: Umm...I'd be using the 'lookaround' emoticon, but I can't! Bye! *leaves*

Lewa: You know, if that emoticon would have worked, I'd be chasing him right about now.

Onua: Unicycles are fun! You should all try! *throws unicycles at everyone, who go unicycling out of control and all crash into the wall, being knocked unconscious due to the absence of the 'dazed' emoticon* Oops. *leaves*U

*Fred and BEC walk in*

BEC: Whee-guys-look-what-I'm-doing! I'm-eating-sugar-and-being-hyper! *tries to use the 'biggrin' emoticon* Hey-what's-wrong-here? *notices unconscious Toa on the ground* This-is-totally-pointless!

Fred: I told you that the emoticons were gone! But I still don't get why!

BEC: *notices sign reading 'I DID IT!' in huge letters stuck to Tahu* It-must-have-been-him!

Fred: TAHU!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: *runs in lugging fifty suitcases balanced on his head* By the way, I love exclamation points and question marks together! ...Wait a minute, how come no one interrupted me?

Fred: They're all laying on the floor.

Pohatu: Oh. It's really annoying without emoticons. But guess what I discovered that's even more fun that emoticons!

OF: *walks in* I helped him with it! It's really cool!

Fred and BEC: Oh no... if we could use the 'fear' emoticon, we'd be doing it...

Pohatu: i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! This is fun! It's lowercase 'i's and exclamation points together!

OF: It also works for Spanish!

Pohatu: See? iHola!

Fred and BEC: Umm...bye? *they leave*

Pohatu: *looks at OF* What?

OF: If we could use emoticons, I'm sure they'd be using the 'br' emoticon.

Pohatu: It's a good thing we can't, or they'd say Cool! with it, and then Turaga Matau would have to chase them!

OF: Not to mention Keetongu. Oh well.

Pohatu: Hey! I just thought of something!

OF: What did you think?

Pohatu: 'Of Something!'

OF: Not funny.

Pohatu: This is annoying.

*Krekka appears*

Krekka: Hi! *leaves*

Pohatu: That was random. *suddenly hears voices from outside* What's that?

OF: Let's open the window. *they open the window and see a gigantic mob of Matoran outside the hotel*

Gigantic Mob of Matoran (GMoM):
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!

Pohatu: Uh-oh... Lewa0111, do something!

Lewa0111: I can't! It's BZP rules that you can't use more than 15 emoticons in a single chapter! And Tahu used 13!

Pohatu: Then we can still use two more! :smilepohat--

Lewa0111: NO! Those two have to be used for my signoff! It needs two 'miru' emoticons, or this post and this chapter will never end!

Pohatu: Well, then what can we do?

GMoM:
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!

OF: DO SOMETHING!

Lewa0111: I can end the chapter! Then next time the post count will be reset and you can use emoticons again!

OF: Quick!

Lewa0111: NARRATOR!!!! END THE CHAPTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: What's the problem? I'm busy!

Lewa0111: Look out the window!

GMoM:
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!

Pohatu: You know, it's a good thing we can't use emoticons, or there would be so many 'burnmad' emoticons out there our hotel would be burnt to the ground.

Lewa0111: END THE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Okay, fine.

THE END

~Lewa# Studios

GMoM:
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!
WE WANT EMOTICONS!

Lewa0111: You want emoticons? I'll give you some!

Lewa0111

Natalie Horler

Jan 13 2008, 03:32 PM

wow, an emoticon-free world? That's just insanity! Still, it was fun to see what would happen when no one could use emoticons. Dumb Tahu, using almost all of them in a single sentence. Well, at least they'll be back next chapter. KUTGW. This is going strong, and hopefully will continue to do so.

Io the Matoran Hordika

Jan 14 2008, 09:10 PM

I read this....and all I could think of was It's a Wonderful Life. You know...it's all better with that guy, it's all better with emoticons.

Sounds stupid, huh?

But, geez, I can't believe Tahu!

That was so selfish!

....yes, I am purposely wasting emoticons.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Lewa0111

Jan 28 2008, 07:28 PM

Well, time for the next chapter...and the beginning of a new 'Saga!'

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 60 (Gasp!): Invasion! (Part 1) OR Nuparu's Crazy Inventions

Narrator: We join Lewa Nuva and Tava in the Manager's suite, the day after the emoticon-free day.

Tava: It's back! It's back! It's back!

Lewa: *groans* What time is it?

Tava: 2 AM! But that's not the point!

Lewa: Go away.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *They leave*

Lewa:

Tava: See?

Lewa: What are you-- *notices his use of the 'blink' emoticon in his previous line* The emoticons are back!

Tava: Now we can celebrate!

:smiletavapie:

Gali: *walks in* What are you--TAVA!?

Pohatu: *appears* By the way, I love exclamation points and question--

Gali:

Pohatu: *leaves*

Gali: We can use emoticons again?

*Lewa and Tava both stare at her*

Gali: What?

Lewa: You just used the last emoticon for this chapter!

Gali: But we just started the chapter! How can we have used 13 emoticons already?

Tava: Well, I got a little carried away...

Lewa and Gali: GET BACK HERE!!!!!!! *they chase Tava out of the Manager's suite*

Narrator: Well, here we go again...no more emoticons for another whole chapter. Oh well. Let's see what the others are up to...

*In the lobby*

Nuparu: ...and Room 9976, and Room 9977, and Room 9978, and Room 9979...

BEC: Umm, help? Someone?

Onua: What's wrong?

Nuparu: ...and Room 9983, and Room 9984...

BEC: *whispering* He wants to check out the entire 99th and 98th floors!

Fred: He's even crazier than BEC on a sugar rush!

BEC: Hey! *tries to use the 'angry' emoticon* Aren't we supposed to be able to use emoticons again?

Onua: *switches to Akaku* Nope, Tava wasted them all again.

Nupau: ...and Room 9997, and Room 9998, and Room 9999. Thanks! ...Hey, where'd my 'r' go?

Fred: It's in your name.

Nuparu: That's weird, it wasn't there a minute agOo! Hey, what the--?

RLC: *crashes through the ceiling*

nua: HEY!!!!! *encases the RLC in dirt*

Nuparu: That's better. Anyway, how much?

BEC: Umm...w999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,993.1415
2654, etc. widgets. *in mind* He'll never be able to afford that!

Nuparu: Here you go. *lays w999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,993.1415
2654, etc. widgets on the desk*

BEC: 'omg'-- oh yeah, I forgot. That's a Karzahni of a lot of money!

*Lewa comes down*

Lewa: 'doubleomg'-- oh wait. MONEY!!!!! $_$

BEC: You can stay, I guess. Oh, wait--do you have any sugar, by chance?

Nuparu: Sure! *pulls out Sugar-O-Matic 9000.7322786*

BEC: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

*Laterer...*

Lewa: That's the seventeen billionth complaint we've gotten since Nuparu checked in! Apparently the guests are hearing really loud banging noises coming from the 98th and 99th floors. Have you heard anything like that, Takanuva?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tahu: I know what I'll do! I'll BURN STUFF!!!!! :burnma--

Gali: The 'burnmad' emoticon doesn't work, remember?

Tahu: NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Gali, why don't you go in there and see what Nuparu's doing.

Gali: We will all go, Lewa. If there is a threat to your hotel, there is a threat to all our people.

Pohatu: Stop semi-quoting yourself from Comic #4!

Glai: Sorry. Hey, what the--

RLC: Ha!

*Latererer...*

*The Toa walk into Nuparu's rooms, which have now been hollowed out to become a gigantic warehouse with what looks like a gigantic music stand with a lampshade on top perched in the center*

Toa: OAWIJEOIAHROIWE!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way--

Nuparu: SHUT UP! You'll destroy my work!

Lewa: This is work?

Nuparu: Yes, I'm building a spaceship!

Gali: Spaceship? It looks more like a gigantic music stand with a lampshade on top.

Nuparu: Oh yeah? And how's your spaceship coming along?

Gali: ...I rest my case.

Takanuva: But why are you building a spaceship?

Nuparu: I've noticed some strange sensor transmissions coming from my Super Radar v4.0. I think it might be aliens from the moon.

Onua: Alien mice? The moon's made of cheese!

Nuparu: Umm...not really. Just take a look! *they all walk over to the Super Radar v4.0*

Super Radar v4.0: TRANSMISSION INCOMING.

Transmission: ...o noez its te mewn!!!!11!1One! ...we wiil taek ofver ur plaent!!121Two1!...

Super Radar v4.0: TRANSMISSION ENDED.

Tahu: The noobishness...it burns... *faints*

Nuparu: Exactly. I was planning to take my spaceship up there and investigate.

Gali: We will all go, Nuparu. If there is a threat to your planet, there is a threat to all our people.

Pohatu: Ugh. Not this again. Lewa?

Lewa: I guess we go! Somebody needs to tell Tava, BEC, and Fred. Not it!

Tahu: Not it!

Gali: Not it!

Kopaka: Not it!

Pohatu: Not it!

Onua: Not it!

Nuparu: Not it!

Takanuva: Not it--Hey! I wasn't ready! Do-over!

Lewa: Okay: Not it!

Gali: Not it!

Tahu: Not it!

Kopaka: Not it!

Pohatu: Not it!

Onua: Not it!

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Transmission: ...Tew bee kontinyuuued!1

Lewa0111

Natalie Horler

Jan 29 2008, 05:30 PM

So, another emoticon-free episode? What is the world coming to? And the RLC strikes once again. So, you're starting another "saga," are you now? Well, can't wait to see how that works out for not only you, but the whole Nuva Inn gang.

Io the Matoran Hordika

Jan 30 2008, 03:42 PM

So.....there's no intelligent life out there? *is brick'd* But, wow, Nuparu's smarter than I thought.....I wonder what these nooblets look like.

Darn you, Tava, for using up all the emoticons again!

PenaltySender

Jan 31 2008, 05:27 PM

Aliens?! By the way, good chapter, Lewa0111. (runs away, screaming, "Aliens are her! Aliens are here!)

Lewa0111

Feb 26 2008, 10:28 PM

Narrator: Okay, FREEZE! Nobody move!

Tava:

Why not?

Narrator: Because we're not going to use any emoticons for the first half of the chapter! The last two chapters were completely emoticon-free because of certain stupid people *cough*Tava&Tahu*cough* using all of the emoticons in the very beginning! We must ration emoticons for the time being!

Tava:

I don't get it.

Narrator: *slaps forehead* I'm really glad there's no slapping forehead emoticon, or I would have used it just now and wasted even more emoticons! Phew.

*Sidorak and Roodaka ride by on unicycles*

Sidorak and Roodaka:

Narrator: *slaps forehead again*

BEC: Wow, it's been a long time since you two have been in a chapter around here! It's been more than 50 chapters!

Sidorak: Yes, well, I was busy getting refills for my powdered sugar dispenser tubes. *powdered sugar poofs out*

BEC:

SUGAR!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Everyone: Old joke, not funny.

Pohatu:

Narrator: STOP WASTING EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!

Roodaka: You just did.

Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *goes to California*

BEC: Uh, why California?

*Because I always wanted to go there!*

BEC: Oh, okay.

*Let's start this, then!*

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 61: Invasion! (Part 2) OR 3 2 1 Blast-Off!

*We join the Toa Nuva in their hotel.*

*Takanuva walks in*

Takanuva: Uh, BEC?

BEC: Not-now-Takanuva-I'm-busy-eating-sugar!

Takanuva: *sighs* But this is important! Me and the Toa Nuva are leaving with Nuparu on a spaceship that looks like a giant music stand with a lampshade on top, to investigate these strange, noobish signals!

BEC: Whatever-I-don't-care-because-it's-3:29-PM-and-a-random-Matoran-just-gave-me-sugar!

Fred: Ugh.

Takanuva: Okay, did my job. Bye! *leaves*

BEC: Hyperhyperhyperhyper!!!!

*In the secret workshop on the 99th and 98th floors...*

Nuparu: Are we all ready to go?

Lewa: Yes, sir!

Nuparu: Don't call me 'sir.'

Lewa: Yes, sir!

Nuparu:

Lewa: Yes, sir! I'll stop, sir! Right away, sir!

Nuparu: Uhh...right, now, let's get aboard! *goes aboard ship, and the others follow him*

Gali1: Wow, nice ship.

Gali2: Agreed.

*The interior of the ship is decorated like Bill Gates' private jet would probably look*

Lewa:

So...much...money... $_$

Nuparu: All right, let's go! First, I need to assign jobs. I'll be the captain.

Onua: Aye aye, Captain Crunch!

Nuparu: I'm not Captain Crunch.

Onua: I think you look like him!

Nuparu: No I don't!

Onua: Aye aye, Captain Crunch!

Nuparu: *sighs* Okay, Lewa, you're the first mate. You basically just lounge around and do nothing.

Lewa: Yay! That's just my kind of job!

Nuparu: Galis, you're my navigators. Sit at these computers and stare at these charts, and make sure we're on the right path. The signal was originating from the moon, so it shouldn't be too hard to find.

Gali1: Sure!

Gali2: Fun!

Nuparu: Onua, you'll be the sensor officer. Tell me if you see anything weird on the sensors.

Onua: Aye aye, Captain Crunch!

Nuparu: Do you have to use the 'biggrin' emoticon every time you use that phrase?

Onua: Yes, Captain Crunch!

Nuparu: Right...anyway, Takanuva, you're in charge of lasers. Should be a good job for you.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Nuparu: OOooookay...Koala, you can be the communications dude, then.

Kopaka: It's KOPAKA!

Nuparu: Whatever, Koala.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Takanuva: Yes! Finally, someone besides me who can make him scream!

Kopaka: Chill. *freezes Takanuva*

Takanuva: :frozen:

Tahu: There is no 'frozen' emoticon!

Kopaka: There is now.

Tahu: Whatever.

Nuparu: Tahu? You're the engineer. Just make sure the rockets are working. That's all. Oh, and Pohatu can be the countdown guy.

Pohatu: What's that?

Nuparu: You're the guy who counts down before we lift off. So, if everyone's seatbelts are on, you can start!

Pohatu: Okay! 10...9...8...6...

Gali2: 6? What happened to 7?

Pohatu: Just kidding! 7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BLAST OFF!

*Nuparu presses a button and the ship rockets into space*

Everyone: Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Tahu: Hey, this is fun! Cool!

Turaga Matau: *appears in space suit* My line! Grr... *chases Tahu*

Nuparu: Wait--how'd he get in here? Oh, never mind. Time to hit orbit. We can unbuckle our seatbelts now.

Gali1: Whee! I'm flying!

Lewa: Unfair! Now we can all fly! My mask isn't special any more!

Gali2: You're complaining? With the adaptive armor for the new '08 storyline, our mask is completely useless!

Onua: Yeah, and I get a stupid color scheme.

Nuparu: Can we all just stop complaining about the '08 storyline? It won't even happen yet for another 3 years! This comedy takes place in Metru Nui, remember.

Gali2: Well, in this chapter anyway, it takes place in outer space.

Nuparu: Technicality.

Tahu: Yippee! I wonder what will happen if I try to burn stuff in space? :burnma--

Everyone: STOP!!!!!!!!!

Tahu: Aww, okay, fine. At least I can light these rockets on fire!

Nuparu: Speaking of rockets, we need to fire them now. We're not close enough to the moon.

Tahu: Yay! BURN STUFF! *burns rockets*

Pohatu: Wow, I wish these suitcases were this light back home. *lifts a gigantic suitcase full of rocks with one pinky*

Nuparu: Save it for later, guys. We're coming in to land.

Onua: Land ho, Captain Crunch!

Nuparu: Not that kind of land.

Onua: Oh.

Nuparu: Tahu, fire rockets!

Tahu: Fire? Okay! *burns rockets again*

Kopaka: Hold on...I'm picking up a weird signal.

Everyone: Huh?

Kopaka: Patching through... *pulls out a quilt and sews a patch on it*

Nuparu: Not that kind of patch!

Kopaka: Sorry. *presses button on communicator*

Communicator: o noez its te mewn!111 go awae u weerdoz!!!!!!!!!111!one!two11@2

Nuparu: *shrugs* Ignore it.

Kopaka: Okay!

Communicator: watch it we owned u gyz!1 were atking u w/are lazer rokits ov dewm!11

Nuparu: Laser rockets of doom?

Onua: Hang on...I'm getting something on the sensors. It looks like a big, evil-looking ship, with lots of guns and weapons, and lasers, and humongous rockets...and really dangerous. Maybe it's friendly?

Nuparu: Maybe it's not. Takanuva, are the lasers calibrated?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*A 'lazer rokit ov dewm' shoots their ship, blasting the ship and knocking the rockets off*

Tahu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: Ah.

Takanuva: Huh?

Kopaka: Well, usually you say 'no' with just two letters and a period at the end, and I say 'ah' with a bunch of letters and a bunch of exclamation points, and this time, he said 'no' with a bunch of letters and a bunch of exclamation points, and so I switched it around and...yeah.

Nuparu: Oh no! We're gonna crash!

Everyone:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: My line!

Communicator: ...Tew bee kontinyuuued!1

~Lewa# Studios

Io the Matoran Hordika

Feb 27 2008, 07:55 PM

QUOTE

Takanuva: Yes! Finally, someone besides me who can make him scream!

Kopaka: Chill. *freezes Takanuva*

Takanuva: :frozen:

Is it bad that I've been waiting for that for a very long time?

Talk about a dramatic update, trapped on the moon with nooblets! ...my brain is pained just thinking about it.

PenaltySender

Feb 28 2008, 04:49 PM

Wow, the ending was kind of random with the "lazer rokit ov dewm".

P.S. Yay, 9th page!

Master of BIONICLE stuff

Natalie Horler

Mar 3 2008, 11:04 PM

Cool, a space adventure! It was a bit random, but that okay because it's The Nuva Inn, so anything's possible, even the return of Sidorak and Roodaka. I can't wait to see what happens next, especially with the "lazer rokit ov dewm". See you then.

Tripod

Mar 8 2008, 03:33 AM

Good new chapters, Lewa0111 - I especially liked the ones where all the emoticons got used up. Keep it up!

- Darth

Lewa0111

Apr 22 2008, 08:03 PM

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 62: Invasion! (Part 3) OR 'Attack of the Noobs!'

Narrator: We join the Toa Nuva as they are about to crash after being hit by a 'lazer rokit ov dewm.'

Lewa: Hey! Why don't you stop talking about it and try doing something about it!

Narrator: Hadn't thought of that...

Nuparu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Tahu: Great. If he's screaming, then we're all doomed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kopaka: My line! *freezes Tahu*

Tahu: :frozen:

Takanuva: There is no--

Lewa: Let's not start this again. Narrator? Any time now!

Narrator: Uhh...Lewa0111?

Lewa0111: Hold on! Let me finish playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

Gali2:

Stuck with his video games, as usual. Boys.

All Male Characters: Hey!

Computer: Five seconds to crash...Four...Three...

Narrator: Lewa0111!

Lewa0111: Hold on! There's a Smash Ball! ...Out of my way, Ivysaur!

Computer: Two...

Lewa: We're gonna die!

Nuparu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: ALIWJOEIJTROIORIAEOIHA~!

Tava: Quick! Pie powers! *Nothing happens.* OH NO! WE'RE DOOMED!

Narrator: LEWA0111!!!!!!!

Lewa0111: Come on...come on...Yes! FINAL SMASH! Ha! Here comes the Landmaster!

Computer: One...

Narrator:

Uhh...oops?

Lewa0111: Yes! I won! *pauses game* Did you need something?

Computer: Point five...

Everyone:

Lewa: Help! We're gonna crash and die!

Lewa0111: Oh, why didn't you say so in the first place? AUTHOR POWERS! *The ship teleports away a millisecond before impact, and lands neatly on the moon a short distance away, on a conveniently placed airplane runway*

Nuparu: Phew! *puts on space suit and leaves ship* What's a runway doing on the moon, anyway?

Lewa0111: Author powers. They're a fact of life. Now if you'll excuse me, I have another comedy to write... *vanishes*

Nuparu: Guys! Umm...you might want to get out here!

*Everyone puts on space suits and comes out of the ship, only to see a large army of aliens with antennas and faces that resemble the

emoticons walking towards them*

Alien Leader: Who are you? How dare you invade the territory of me and my Ultimate Robot Legions!

All TNI Characters: *collective gasp*

Lewa: Robots!?!?!?!?!? This is even worse than I thought!

Pohatu: By the--

All Alien Robots: <don't use that joke!>

Lewa: Hey! You can't steal our line!

Alien Leader: O RLY?

Onua: *whispering to Lewa* He shouldn't have said that...

*Everyone waits expectantly as...absolutely nothing happens.*

Gali1: Hey! How come absolutely nothing happened? Where's O RLY?

Nuparu: Maybe he doesn't have a space suit.

Gali1: There goes our secret weapon. Anyone have any other ideas?

Tava: Pie in the face! *pies Alien Leader in the face*

Alien Leader:

No one pies Count Ukood and lives to tell about it! Robots! Surround them!

BEC: Uh-oh...Do you think they'd give me sugar if I asked for it?

Fred: No. No way. Certainly not.

BEC:

Narrator: Later, Count Ukood took all of the TNI characters into a big arena-type thing, where his Ultimate Robot Legions surrounded the prisoners. He then turned on his Ultra-Awesome Surround Sound System Thingy 3000 and addressed the captive Bionicles.

Count Ukood: Tahu Nuva! You have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the eyes of the Order of Mata Nui.

Lewa: *whispering to Tahu* I thought I was our leader! And since when did we fight anything?

Tahu: Red guys are always the leader! What are you talking about? Besides, Zaktan doesn't count. *waits expectantly* What? He won't come, either?

Gali2: Running jokes don't work on the moon! We're doomed!

Count Ukood: *ignoring them* But now, my friend. Prepare to die.

Gali2: See? Normally, Nuju would appear now and start jabbering on about how 'But now, my friend' is not a complete sentence! Then we'd call him a nerd and he'd leave! But on the moon, that doesn't work!

Tahu:

Count Ukood: Ultimate Robot Legions, prepare to fire! *Ultimate Robot Legions point guns at them*

Gali1: Look!

Very Loud, Amplified Voice: heer comse te newbz! lolz!11one *Noobification Blasts start firing everywhere, blowing up Count Ukood's Ultimate Robot Legions*

Short Green Noob: qick! surownd te towaz adn uther stuffs!!11!two!@22

*Several noob spaceships surround the TNI characters, who climb aboard. Noobs holding Noobification Guns start shooting at the Ultimate Robot Legions as the ships fly out of the arena. They come over a hill and see a huge war between the Noobs and the Ultimate Robot Legions.*

Fred: Great, we go through all this just to find a bad Star Wars II spoof.

Onua: What's so bad about that? This is cool!

Fred: For you, maybe.

*Tahu, Lewa, and Gali1 somehow fall off of their ship and land on another*

Gali1: That was weird.

*Count Ukood flies by on a Robot Speeder Thingatron 50000*

Lewa: There's Ukood! Shoot him down!

Noob Pilot: oke doke smokey.

*Smokey the Bear appears*

Smokey the Bear: Hey, that's my name, don't wear it out! *disappears*

Tahu: Looks like you must have your own running jokes up here. I'm impressed.

*They fly toward a bunch of giant Ultimate Robot Legion spaceships*

Lewa: Aim right above the fuel cells! *The ships blow up*

Tahu: Good call, my young Padawan!

Lewa:

...Okay...

*Their ship gets hit, and Gali1 flies off*

Gali1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Takanuva: *from other ship* No!

Kopaka: *also from other ship* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Gali! Put the ship down!

Tahu: No! We can't let Count Ukood escape!

Lewa: I don't care, put the ship down!

Noob Pilot: well maek up ur mindz alreddy!1

Tahu: Lewa, what would she do if she were in your position?

Lewa: She would do her duty.

Tahu: Plus, as we're currently in the middle of a bad spin-off of Star Wars Episode II, you should know that she will fall fifty feet and still be perfectly fine.

Lewa: Good point.

*Count Ukood lands in a large base. Their ship lands also, and Lewa and Tahu run in after him*

Narrator: Meanwhile, with Gali1...

Noob Soldier: hi r u ok?//

Gali1: I'm fine.

Noob Soldier: but u juts falld liek ten bajilion feetz!!1 u must be hert!

Gali1: No. Now, let's go! After Count Ukood!

Noob Soldier: ok.

*Back at the base, the exact same fight scene between Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Count Dooku plays, except with Obi-Wan wearing a Hau Nuva and Anakin wearing a Miru Nuva*

Everyone Else In This Comedy:

Lewa: Oww...my arm's off.

*Fred walks--er, slithers--in*

Count Ukood: Fred? What are you doing here?

Fred: Talk like Yoda, I shall. For like Yoda, I am. Oh, and Lewa? Made of LEGO Bricks, you are. Popping the arm back in, you should try.

Lewa: Didn't think of that... *pops arm back in*

*Fred pulls out a lightsaber somehow (as he doesn't have any hands) and you can guess what happens next.*

Gali1: We're here! *Count Ukood flies away*

Noob Soldiers: o noez! he getted awaae!!111!1two!!222#332@2three!

Lewa: Oh well. Ow. Let's get out of here.

Noob Soldier: we kan go bak 2 te Towa Tempel! teres noob stuffz tere!

*At the Toa Temple...*

Tahu: You have to admit, without the noobs, it would not have been a victory.

Fred: Victory? Tahu Nuva, victory this was not. Came here just to explore the moon, we did. Came here to fight a war, we did not.

Lewa: Remember, that distress signal we picked up just before we got attacked sounded noobish. I have a feeling that Count Ukood isn't the real bad guy around here.

Tava: Hey! Why didn't I get a good part in this chapter? Pie in the face! *Pies Lewa, Tahu, and Fred*

Nuparu: I just hope we can find our ship again.

Everyone: Didn't think of that...

Communicator: ...Tew bee kontinyuuued!1

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: ...Tew bee kontinyuuued!1

Lewa: See? I told you those two are connected!

BEC: What connection? By the way Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123, can I have some sugar?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: No.

Takanuva: My line! *chases Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123*

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Natalie Horler

Apr 22 2008, 08:53 PM

So many Star Wars references...

Oh, where was I? Oh, yeah. It was a great chapter, and definitely worth the wait! Had me laughing on end. And plus, don't worry, you're not the only one addicted to SSBB. I know some people who can vouch for that...

Vezon, Roodaka, Teridax:

See? well, can't wait to see what goes on next. KUTGW

Io the Matoran Hordika

Apr 27 2008, 08:15 PM

So, I'm not the only one addicted to SSBB I see XD

I loved this chapter - Star Wars parody, new running gags, and a little bit of suspense at the end! The idea, though, of Fred wielding a lightsaber....oh, man. I think you outdid yourself here!

toa of toa stuff

May 11 2008, 07:17 AM

. That's the only thing to describe this comedy. I loved this line:

"Fred: Great, we go through all this just to find a bad Star Wars II spoof."

and Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 is cool

Lewa0111

Jun 11 2008, 10:46 AM

Hi, I'm back after a ridiculous hiatus! Sorry about that.

And, due to the season, I guess we'll have to place our regularly scheduled Invasion! (Part 4) chapter on hold...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 63: Invasion! (Part 3.5) OR The Special Edition School's Out Chapter...On The Moon?

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, we...hey, what's with the purple?

: Oh, please don't tell me this is what I think it is...

:smilebec:: OMG-its-the-Schools-Out-chapter! We-have-random-emoticons-

-the-color-purple-and...

GIM: Hi!

:smilebec:: Him!

Tahu: Wait! 'smilebec' isn't a real emoticon!

:smilebec:: O RLY?

Tahu: ...

*Nothing happens*

Tahu: Oh yeah, we're on the moon. I forgot.

Tava: Pie in the face! :pieintheface:

Tahu: Not a real emoticon!

GIM: I'm hungry! Hey, you look like a banana!

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: Purple AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Count Ukood: *appears* Wakawakawookie!

:smilechewbacca:: *appears* Hey! You're not a Wookie! *attacks Count Ukood*

: Yay for new running jokes!

Onua: Hey! Somebody turn down the

randomness dial

!

Gali2: Okey dokey smokey!

Smokey the Bear: *appears* Hey, that's my name, don't wear it out!

Gali2: That was just plain weird.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: What is going on here!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Everyone: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!!!!!

Pohatu:

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: I'm awesome!

: No you aren't-not! Hey, why am I-me talking-speaking in treespeak-chutespeak for no apparent purpose-reason?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Because I'm awesome!

Lewa: Oh. That's better. What's this, a new running joke?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Pretty much. I'm awesome!

Lewa: Oh darn-drat! Stop-halt doing this-that!

Fred: Well, this is just plain weird.

BEC: *checks watch* Oh no! It's 3:30 PM, and we're on the moon, so my running joke of getting sugar at 3:29 doesn't work! WE'RE DOOMED!

GIM: Here's some sugar.

BEC:

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYSUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred:

Takanuva:

Naktauva: what the heck?

tuha: lalalala

: That's better. What just happened?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: What DIDN'T happen?

Takanuva:

Can't argue with that.

GIM: You know, this can stop...any time...

Tava: :smilepie:

Gali1: What the Karzahni?

Takanuva: There is no swearing in BIONICLE!

Gali1: Let's not start this again. That was old in chapter 4.

Lewa: STOP IT!

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: I'm awesome!

Lewa: You-you annoy-irritate I-me.

Gali2: They're ridiculous.

Gali1: I concur.

Nuju: My line!

Everyone: NERD!

Nuju: But I didn't say anything nerdy this time! *disappears*

Count Ukood: Hi! *leaves*

Lewa: That was weird.

Narrator: Oh great. This is ridiculously random. Lewa0111, can we stop this?

Lewa0111: No.

Kopaka3444: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Narrator, CWG, and Lewa0111:

Tahu: Well, anyway...

Tava: Pie in the face! *pies Tahu*

Tahu: ...let's end this chapter.

Lewa0111: Narrator, will you do the honors?

Narrator: Do I have to?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Narrator: Okay, fine. 1...2...3...

Everyone: Random emoticons! The color purple! The return of the Giant Inflatable Monkey!

GIM: Hi!

THE END

Lewa0111

Natalie Horler

Jun 12 2008, 02:46 PM

Very very random, that's all I can say. Hurray for new running jokes! Poor Count Ukood, getting beat up. Then again, he's the villain, so...

toa of toa stuff

Jun 13 2008, 02:50 PM

I love this comedy, and I have read it from the begining

QUOTE

GIM: Hi!

:smilebec:: Him!

now it's a party!

QUOTE

Count Ukood: *appears* Wakawakawookie!

:smilechewbacca:: *appears* Hey! You're not a Wookie! *attacks Count Ukood*

: Yay for new running jokes!

and random cameos!

QUOTE

Gali2: Okey dokey smokey!

Smokey the Bear: *appears* Hey, that's my name, don't wear it out!

Gali2: That was just plain weird.

Isn't that the point?

QUOTE

Naktauva: what the heck?

tuha: lalalala

: That's better. What just happened?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: What DIDN'T happen?

Takanuva: Can't argue with that.

indeed.

QUOTE

Tava: :smilepie:

Gali1: What the Karzahni?

Takanuva: There is no swearing in BIONICLE!

Gali1: Let's not start this again. That was old in chapter 4.

some people never learn.

nice chapter. kutgw lolololol!!!!!!!!!1!11111!1one111 (sorry,I got carried away)

*a guy comes up and carries me away*

I'll review the next chapter once it's up (and when this guy puts me down.)

Io the Matoran Hordika

Jun 17 2008, 01:29 PM

QUOTE

Narrator: Oh great. This is ridiculously random.

That just about sums up this chapter!

For some reason, the "I'm awesome!" and Lewa talking in treespeak made me laugh so hard....

Giacomo: Inventor of Miana

Jun 20 2008, 07:00 AM

Can I GS

I wanna be a Gs, really .can I Gs in your comedy??

Lewa0111

Jul 12 2008, 05:32 PM

QUOTE

Can I GS I wanna be a Gs, really .can I Gs in your comedy??

Sure! I'm always accepting Guest Stars. There's a form somewhere on either page 1 or 2...just PM me the info and I'll throw you in a chapter! Speaking of which, the latest one is right now!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by ~~Me!~~ Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123!
Chapter-- Hey, wait a minute! GET OUT OF MY INTRO!

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Sorry. *leaves*

Lewa: Chapter "Hey Wait A Minute Get Out Of My Intro?" That's a lame chapter title! There isn't even one of those "OR" things!

Lewa0111: That wasn't the chapter title, that was me complaining that Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 was messing with the intro.

Lewa: Oh.

Lewa0111: Let's try this again:

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by ~~Me!~~ Count Ukood
Chapter--Ugh!

Lewa: Okay, "Chapter Ugh" is even WORSE!

Tahu: Die, Count Ukood!

Count Ukood! Never! Ultimate Robot Legions, ATTACK!

Tahu:

Uh-oh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: My line!

Tahu: Umm... *points to Ultimate Robot Legions* They said it.

Kopaka: What? Die! *attacks Ultimate Robot Legions*

Count Ukood: Im iN uR bAsE, sTeElInG uR Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123!

Lewa: What? No!

*Count Ukood steals Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 and gets on a spaceship*

Fred: And that's the REAL way that Chancellor Palpatine was kidnapped in the real Star Wars. No, seriously!

Gali2: Can we just get back to the point already?

Gali1: The point is that there is no point.

Lewa0111: Did that make sense?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tahu: After him!

Random Noob #52: heerz sum fiterr shpips! flie in tem!1!one

Tahu: Thank you. *He and Lewa get in the 'fiterr shpips' and chase Count Ukood*

Lewa0111: You know what? I think this is the longest we've ever gone before I gave my complete intro! But who cares? I'm doing it now!

The Nuva Nin
A MONONICLE Comedy by Em!
Cpapet 293874978918734: Ajwiuehiuhaiwuyi

Lewa0111: AHEM...Who did this?

RLC:

Bye! *leaves*

RNC: I have to...um...go to...the bathroom. *leaves*

Lewa0111: ARRRGH!!!! I'll get you!

Gali1: Wait a minute, BIONICLES don't go to the...

Onua: Who cares? Can we just get on with it!

Lewa0111: Okay, fine. I'll handle those two Rahkshi later.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 64: Invasion! (Part 4) OR "Revenge of the Bad Star Wars Spoofs"

Narrator:

War! The Noobpublic is crumbling under attacks by the
wacky robot commander, Count Ukood. There are weirdos
on both sides. Pie is everywhere.

In a strange move, and because there is no General Grievous spoof, Count
Ukood has swept into the capital of the Noobpublic and kidnapped Noob Master
supertoaofuberownedage123, the leader of the Big Group of Noobs That Sit
And Talk And Do Nothing Else, also known as the BGNTSATADNE.

As the Ultimate Robot Legions attempt to flee the
noob capital with their prisoner, two Toa
Nuva from another planet lead a stupid mission to rescue the
leader of the BGNTSATADNE...

Lewa0111: You too, Narrator?

Narrator: I always wanted to say one of those!

Lewa0111: *sighs* Oh well.

*Lewa and Tahu fly onto Count Ukood's spaceship and get off, landing in the middle of a bunch of Ultimate Robot Legions*

Tahu: BURN STUFF!!!!

*All the robots explode*

Lewa: That worked. *They start to leave the hangar and--*

Takanuva: HOLD IT! This entire chapter isn't just going to be about those two, is it? That would get really boring really fast.

Fred: Not just about you, will the chapter be. Myself as well, for Yoda, I am.

Gali1: And me! I'll be in the Padme scenes, right?

Pohatu: Yeah! What are we supposed to do while they’re getting all the screen time?

Gali2:

Or 'text time.'”

BEC: Eat sugar?

Oh wait, I don't get any at 3:29 PM any more. Darn it.

Lewa0111: Look! I'm trying to spoof Star Wars Episode III. It's not my fault if Lewa, Tahu, Fred, and Gali1 got all the good parts already. You can all be the other Jedi if you want.

Onua: Okay then.

Pohatu: Wait a minute--Lewa turns evil and kills all the other Jedi in the end! We don't want to be dead!

Gali2: And how can Lewa turn evil? He's never been evil! ...Well, maybe except for his obsession with money…

*On the spaceship*

Count Ukood: If you leave supertoaofuberownedage123 to me, I'll pay you lots of money!

Tahu: Never! We'll take him down, right, Lewa? ...Lewa?

Lewa: $_$ Money...

*Back wherever the Toa are*

Gali2: Never mind. But now what?

Onua: We have to help save Lewa!

Gali1: From the Sith?

Tahu: *appears* From himself. *disappears*

Everyone:

Pohatu: That was interesting.

Gali1: Well, I said my RotS line, so I guess he had to say his, too.

Takanuva: But how can we get up there? We don't have a spaceship!

Norik’s Voice: If you are wise...if you wish to be your old selves again...you will listen.

Everyone: NORIK!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the--

Kopaka: Old joke, not funny.

*Nuparu walks out*

Nuparu: Like my new Rahaga Norik voice changer? *holds up voice changer* I invented it in my spare time.

Onua: Hey, where have you been for the last chapter?

Nuparu: Inside my spaceship...which still works, by the way!

Gali2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gali1: I don't know, what are you thinking?

Gali2: Let's combine into one! *they combine*

Gali: Now I know what I'm thinking! We can use his spaceship to chase Lewa and Tahu before Lewa turns evil due to his money obsession! ...Who's with me?

Pohatu: Me!

Onua: Me!

Nuparu: Me!

BEC: Me!

Fred: With you, I am!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Gali: Seriously, though? Please?

Takanuva: Ok doke smokey!

Smokey the Bear: Hey, that's my name, don't wear it out!

Takanuva:

Forgot about that joke. Anyway, let's go!

Narrator: Will the Toa find Lewa and Tahu before it is too late? Will Lewa manage to rescue Noob Master
Supertoaofuberownedage123 without turning evil? Will Count Ukood say 'Wakawakawookiee?' Will Noob Master Supertoaofuberownedage123 make Lewa speak in treespeak again by saying 'I'm awesome?' Will the old running jokes ever return? Who is running the hotel in the Toa's absence? Why am I asking so many questions? Why is the sky blue? What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? Where is--

Lewa0111:

Narrator: Ehehehe...Why did I just say 'Ehehehe?' Is 'Ehehehe' a word? Is it in Webster's Dictionary? Is Lewa0111, the author, getting annoyed with me? Will I ever stop? Will this chapter end? Why is Lewa0111 staring at me with the force of several thousand 'burnmad' emoticons? What is...oh no...

*Lewa0111 uses Author Powers to turn the Narrator into a pie*

Tava: Ooh! A Narrator Pie! *starts to eat pie*

Narrator Pie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Natalie Horler

Jul 15 2008, 08:03 PM

Yay, you've returned! Wow, who let this slip to the third page? Oh, well, here comes me!

So, it seems as though we have entered a Star Wars Spoof, minus General Grievous. Okayh, fine with me... beause this is a good spoof of Star Wars. Poor narrator, getting turned in a Narrator pie and then getting eaten.

Oh ,well, too bad for him, I guess. And so it's up to Gali, Pohatu, Onua, and everyone else to stop Lewa before he goes to the greedy side over his obsession of money. Wow, so much suspense. I like where this is going. I hope to see what happens eventually. KUTGW, Lewa0111, as you always do.

Toa of Randomness and Pie

Jul 26 2008, 09:04 AM

Hey, Lewa#, guess who's back on BZP? THIS GUY!!!!

...Unfortunately I won't be working on my comedy at all for a while. I'm still very busy as you well know, but I'm here to reply to this, my favorite comedy as well as your first. I've been reading it off and on but just not replying very much. Anyway, here goes:

QUOTE

Lewa: Chapter "Hey Wait A Minute Get Out Of My Intro?" That's a lame chapter title! There isn't even one of those "OR" things!

Lewa0111: That wasn't the chapter title, that was me complaining that Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 was messing with the intro.

Lewa: Oh.

Oh Lewa...

QUOTE

Count Ukood: Im iN uR bAsE, sTeElInG uR Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123!

Lewa: What? No!

*Count Ukood steals Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 and gets on a spaceship*

Fred: And that's the REAL way that Chancellor Palpatine was kidnapped in the real Star Wars. No, seriously!

If that were true, I think Star Wars III would be a whole lot funnier.

QUOTE

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Classic. That joke's been in every chapter for over 60 chapters!

QUOTE

"Pie is everywhere?" Did Tava write this?

QUOTE

Narrator: Will the Toa find Lewa and Tahu before it is too late? Will Lewa manage to rescue Noob Master
Supertoaofuberownedage123 without turning evil? Will Count Ukood say 'Wakawakawookiee?' Will Noob Master Supertoaofuberownedage123 make Lewa speak in treespeak again by saying 'I'm awesome?' Will the old running jokes ever return? Who is running the hotel in the Toa's absence? Why am I asking so many questions? Why is the sky blue? What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? Where is--

Lewa0111:

I have a feeling we'll be seeing Narrator 3 before too long... if anybody remembers chapter 3.5, this Narrator's actually Narrator 2.

--ToRaP

Wall-e

Jul 26 2008, 05:01 PM

~~tiz iz badz! :burnmad!!!!!!111111one11two222: Iz no lykzee!! -7789/10~~

Just kidding!

Hahaha! Gotta love those starwars spoofs! I LOVE the part where Lewa# could never get a good intro! Great job!

QUOTE

Gotta love this! 'Like random obbsesions! (sp?) *whatever that means*

QUOTE

Very funny! I know that sometimes narrorators use long endings, but eighteen??? lolLLLOlololollLLOlol!!!!!11111on11221two11001

Good job! 10/10

Lewa0111

Jul 27 2008, 10:28 PM

Okay, everyone, I have an announcement:

Tava: Is it about pie?

Umm, no. Anyway, I recently started working on a story based on The Nuva Inn. It's called "The Newvarian Inn" and it's basically a non-BIONICLEized version of the comedy, with a few differences. Since I don't think I'm allowed to post a link to the site that it's on, I'll send it to anyone who PM's me with a request. Okay?

The next chapter of this comedy should be coming up soon.

Lewa0111

Tripod

Jul 29 2008, 03:33 AM

...interesting...
In my oppinion, these new chapters seem to be a bit too random - however they are still good. I really liked the spoof of the opening crawl of RotS. The idea of running jokes not working on the moon is also good, and I like the mention of a 'Rahaga Norik Voice Changer'. Keep it up - but maybe tone down the randomness slightly.

- Darth

Lewa0111

Aug 5 2008, 08:43 AM

@Lord of Shadows: Thanks! I've been wanting to spoof SW III for some time now, but never got around to it. I guess this works.

@Hapori Tohu 2: Glad to see you back!

@Musical SSML: Yeah, I think the narrator got a little carried away there...

@Darth Jaller: Don't forget, the Special Edition School's Out Chapters are ALWAYS extra-super-random. Plus, TNI, being a script comedy, tends to lend itself more to that kind of randomness.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Can we just get on with it!?!?!?!?!? I'm trapped up here!

*Lewa and Tahu wait expectantly*

Tahu: Oh yeah. No Pohatu.

Count Ukood: DIE! *They start fighting*

Lewa0111: Well, okay, then...why don't we start the chapter?

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 65: Invasion! (Part 5) OR "Oh, I really don't like where this story is going..."

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa Nuva--

*Count Ukood's lightsaber nearly hits the Narrator*

Narrator: *extremely fast voice* LasttimeonTheNuvaInnTahuandLewawerepreparingtorescueNoobMastersupertoaofuberowne
age123andtheotherToadecidedtorescuethem! Bye! *leaves*

Tahu: Die, Count Ukood! Fear the power of the 'Burnmad Emoticon!' BURN STUFF! :burnma--

*Count Ukood throws him into a wall*

Tahu: --I mean,

*faints*

Lewa:

YOU KILLED TAHU! PREPARE TO DIE!

Count Ukood: Never! I'll pay you w50,000 to let me go right now!

Lewa: $_$...I mean, no way!

Count Ukood: Wakawakawookie!

Lewa:

You shouldn't have said that...

Count Ukood: Why not?

*Chewbacca appears*

Chewbacca: Hey! You're not a Wookiee! *chases Count Ukood*

Count Ukood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*The other Toa Nuva and BEC and Fred run in*

Kopaka: My line!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Gali: Lewa!Don't give into his money bribes! *looks around* Wait! You didn't!

*hugs Lewa*

Lewa: Do you mind getting off me?

Gali: Sorry.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Padme doesn't come in until later!

Gali: Who said this is an exact spoof of Star Wars III?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: I did, because I'm awesome!

Lewa: Oh, this isn't-not this-that again...

Gali: Besides, if this was an exact spoof, then wouldn't you guys get captured by General Grievous right about now? But seeing as there is no General Grievous spoof...

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: You've got a point. Oh well.

Onua: *sees Tahu* TAHUZ DED O NOEZ!!!!11!!one

Pohatu: Why are you talking noobish?

Onua: Because Tahu's dead!!!! WAAAHHH!!!!

Tahu: No I'm not!

Onua: But he is!

Tahu: I'm right here, talking to you!

Onua: Oh. Cool!

...You have no idea how great it feels to be able to say that without any crazy Turaga appearing.

Lewa: Let's go-move! This craft-ship is gonna crash-smash any minute-time!

Gali: O RLY?

Lewa: YA RLY!

*The TNI characters all leave*

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Hey! What about me?

Lewa: Why would-should I-me help-assist you-you?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123:

Lewa: I'm stuck-trapped speaking-talking in treespeak-chutespeak!

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: You should help me because I'm awesome!

Lewa: That's better. I can talk normally again! *releases him*

*Later...*

*On some random part of the moon...*

BEC: Remind me again how I got talked into this? *Uses randomly appeared lightsaber against several Ultimate Robot Legions*

Fred: Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage promised us all a lifetime supply of sugar and you signed us all up right away!

BEC: Oh yeah. That was a great deal, wasn't it!

Fred: Whatever...

*Somewhere else*

Onua: All Noob units, over here!

Noob #8367216: weer all nobb untis!111111one111!!

Onua: Oh yeah.

*Another place entirely*

Tahu:

BURN STUFF!

All Ultimate Robot Legions:

Tahu: Job well done. I didn't even need you guys!

Noob #1112: ya btut were heer 4 morel supprot!11

Tahu: Whatever.

*Somewhere completely different*

Takanuva: *shoots laser beam* Move! *bomb explodes*

Noobs #816-9818:

Takanuva: No! ...Too bad Kopaka isn't here...

*Wherever Kopaka is*

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Noob #773: tat wuz weeerd!!!!1

*In the Base of the BGNTSATADNE*

Lewa: So, you're sure you'll pay me w9,999,999,999,999,999,999 for helping you with this?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Yes. And you need a noobish name, too. I now pronounce you: "lewa_the_master_01!"

lewa_the_master_01: OK.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Okay, then! *turns on comlink thingy* Noob Commanders! The time has come. Execute Order...shoot, what was the number again?

Noob Commander *on other end*: "Order Shoot What Was The Number Again" does not compute!

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: No, no, wait...was it 'Order 97?' Execute Order 97!

Noob Commander: Executing order to warn all ~~Jedi~~ Toa about Order 66.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: NO!!!! Oh crud. I mean--'Execute Order 3.14159265358979, etc.?'

Noob Commander: Executing order to pie all Ultimate Robot Legions in the face.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Wait a second--try 'Order 12!'

lewa_the_master_01: This might take a while.

*Laterer... (Yay! No Nuju!)*

*The other Toa Nuva plus BEC and Fred enter the BGNTSATADNE Base*

Tahu: Okay, it's official--you were planning to betray us!

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: How did you know?

Tahu: Well, for one, you changed Lewa's name to lewa_the_master_01, and for another, all of your noob soldiers told us "te leeder uv hte nobbz iz ging 2 beetrae u!11"

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: I knew I shouldn't have programmed Order 97 in there! No matter.

Prepare to die.

lewa_the_master_01: I hate to do this to you, Tahu...but he promised me a lot of money! $_$ *attacks Tahu, and somehow they teleport to a volcano, where the same exact fight seen from WoS plays except with Tahu and Lewa instead of Matau and Vakama*

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: And, as for you others... *speaks into comlink thingy* Execute Order -26.

Noob Commander: *standing behind him* Order 26? Are you sure?

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: No, I said -26! With a negative sign!

Noob Commander:

Okay, then. Executing order to kill you. *shoots Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123*

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Darth Vader appears*

Darth Vader: My line! *chases Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123*

Pohatu: Wait a second, how can he chase someone who's dead?

Gali: Because there is no killing in BIONICLE. Noob Commander just said that to trick him into saying Darth Vader's line.

Pohatu: Oh.

*Nuparu walks in*

Nuparu: Okay, ready to go?

Gali: Sure. But can we stop at Planet Random Volcano? Lewa and Tahu are still stuck there.

Onua: Don't you mean lewa_the_master_01?

Gali: I am never calling him that...

Fred: Suppose, I do, that the Star Wars spoof, not over yet, it is. *They all board Nuparu's spaceship*

Gali: You know, both sides' leaders are dead, but they're still fighting.

Takanuva: I guess as long as they're fighting each other they won't be invading us.

Gali: Good point.

BEC: I never got my sugar from Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123!!!!

Gali: I have one question--just who was running the hotel during all this?

*At The Nuva Inn...*

Random Matoran #35: I'd like a room for three nights.

Tava: That'll be fifty pies, please.

RM #35: Here you go.

Tava: PIE!!!!!

*Back on the spaceship*

Takanuva: I really don't want to know.

THE END

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

PenaltySender

Aug 5 2008, 12:46 PM

Hhmm.. I think I know who everybody is. Tahu is Obi-Wan, Lewa (a.k.a. lewa_the_master_01) us Anakin, but he got bribed instead of being twisted. Gali MAY be Padme, though I'm not sure. And Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 is Palpatine. And Tava is running the Nuva Inn. That's bad,

Wall-e

Aug 8 2008, 03:48 PM

A great ending to a great spoof. Great job, Lewanumber! This new chapter was great! By the way, did you get my guest star form?

QUOTE

Gali: I have one question--just who was running the hotel during all this?

*At The Nuva Inn...*

Random Matoran #35: I'd like a room for three nights.

Tava: That'll be fifty pies, please.

Scary. *Shudders*

QUOTE

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: Okay, then! *turns on comlink thingy* Noob Commanders! The time has come. Execute Order...shoot, what was the number again?

Noob Commander *on other end*: "Order Shoot What Was The Number Again" does not compute!

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: No, no, wait...was it 'Order 97?' Execute Order 97!

Noob Commander: Executing order to warn all Jedi Toa about Order 66.

Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123: NO!!!! Oh crud. I mean--'Execute Order 3.14159265358979, etc.?'

Noob Commander: Executing order to pie all Ultimate Robot Legions in the face.

He never can seem to get those numbers right... Great job!

3.14/3.14

Io the Matoran Hordika

Aug 8 2008, 07:30 PM

Wow, I missed a chapter...whoops.

Anyways, concerning the chapter I missed - that HAS to be the longest introduction for any comedy chapter. Ever. (Though I wonder if that's true since you had the chapter occur between events) And...hey, you DIDN'T have a spoof Grievous! ...oh, well. Still cool!

And as for this chapter - well, Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 (whose name I can barely spell, much less type) made a decent Emperor Palpaatine. If only he hadn't mixed up those orders....

And the Star Wars spoof isn't over? Then this will end badly for Lewa....

P.S. TAVA'S running the inn?!

Lewa0111

Aug 25 2008, 11:18 PM

Thanks, everybody who replied! Yep, you guessed all the characters right--except you forgot Fred! Who's HE spoofing? (Hint: it should be obvious

)

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 66: Invasion! (Part 6) OR Is This Saga Ever Going To End?

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, BEC, Fred, and the Toa Nuva minus Tahu boarded Nuparu's spaceship, hoping to travel to Planet Random Volcano and save Tahu, who was fighting Lewa, recently renamed lewa_the_master_01 due to a bribe to turn to the Noob Side from Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123...yeah.

Nuparu: There it is--Planet Random Volcano.

Takanuva:

Weird name.

Nuparu: What isn't weird around here anyway?

Gali: He has a point.

Takanuva: On top of his head.

*Balta appears*

Balta: Dalu's sacrifice means nothing if we don't stop the Piraka--

*Zaktan appears*

Zaktan: Hey! Nobody stops the Piraka! *Throws Balta in a trash can*

Onua: The running jokes are back! Cool!

Pohatu: Not smart...

*Turaga Matau appears*

Turaga Matau: My line! *chases Onua*

Nuparu: We must have cleared the moon's orbit. The running jokes are back! Now to initiate the landing sequence...

Gali: Wait! I should go down and talk with Lewa myself first. Maybe then we could end this quickly!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuparu: Well, if you say so. I've got a small landing craft in the hangar bay.

*Gali goes to the hangar bay, where she sees a landing craft that--coincidentally--looks exactly like Padme's Naboo Cruiser from Star Wars III*

Gali: How convenient.

???: <pickles>

Gali: VAHKI 3!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love--

Gali: Don't use that joke!

Pohatu:

*leaves*

Vahki 3: *painted yellow* <I am going to fly the ship for you. Pickles.>

Gali:

Okay then... *She climbs aboard and they fly the ship down to Planet Random Volcano*

lewa_the_master_01: It's Gali's ship! *runs down to meet her*

Gali: Are you all right?

lewa_the_master_01: I'm fine. Don't worry about me. I have enough money now to last us forever!

Gali: I talked to Tahu.

lewa_the_master_01: Tahu?

Gali: He said...he said that you...accepted a bribe? Got a noobish name? Abandoned the Toa? Lewa, what's happening--

lewa_the_master_01: My name is lewa_the_master_01.

Gali:

Stop! Please, come back! Noob Master--

lewa_the_master_01: I have more money than Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123, I can pay shipping and handling to mail him to Timbuktu!

Gali: Please, wait! Come away with me! We could--

*lewa_the_master_01 sees Tahu standing in the landing craft*

lewa_the_master_01: LiAr!11!1one!eleven11 Ur wItH hIm!1

Gali:

Wasn't he already on the planet before I got here?

Tahu: Let her go, Lewa...let her go!

lewa_the_master_01: But I'm not touching her...?

Tahu: Never mind.

lewa_the_master_01: I have brought money, wealth, and prosperity to my new hotel!

Tahu: "Your new hotel?" Lewa, my allegiance is to The Nuva Inn, to COMEDY!

lewa_the_master_01: But I just opened "lewa_the_master_01's Noobish Hotel of Planet Random Volcano," and it already has twelve stars!

Tahu: Hotels only go up to five stars, Lewa. Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 tricked you.

lewa_the_master_01: O RLY?

Tahu: Uh-oh...

lewa_the_master_01: But running jokes are disabled, remember?

Tahu:

Not here, they aren't.

*The BZP member O RLY? appears, bops lewa_the_master_01 over the head with a rubber mallet, then disappears*

lewa_the_master_01:

*Nuparu's ship lands*

Pohatu: Is he still evil?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Tahu: He said a certain BZP member's name.

Fred: Explains it, that does.

Tahu: And Noob Master supertoaofuberownedage123 tricked him. He rated his new hotel twelve stars when they only go up to five.

BEC: Now-that-this-is-all-said-and-done-let's-go-home-so-I-can-eat-sugar!

Fred:

Nuparu: Well, at least this clears up that whole moon issue.

Tahu: That's no moon...it's a space station.

*Everyone stares at him*

Tahu: What? You mean we aren't going on to spoof Episode 4, too? Darn!

Gali: Let's just get Lewa aboard and get him back to normal.

Vahki 3: <pickles>

Random Gahlok: Bweep beedoop bweep!

Onua:

This is taking the whole Star Wars spoof idea just a little too far.

Fred: End this chapter already, Lewa0111 should.

Lewa0111: Well, if you say so...

THE END

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Taipu1

Aug 31 2008, 04:48 PM

I've read a few of your comedies now. They're the best I've ever seen on BZP.

I particularly love the whole noob thing and the way you do it is great.

QUOTE

lewa_the_master_01: LiAr!11!1one!eleven11 Ur wItH hIm!1

Loved that bit.

KUTGW!!!!!111

Io the Matoran Hordika

Aug 31 2008, 08:14 PM

Well, I'm kinda dumb so I don't know who....

But anyways, I never though the O RLY running gag would be so helpful! Now they can get back to normal....at least until they realize Tava's been running the place.....oh, man....

Toongie

Sep 1 2008, 12:02 PM

This is really funny. 9/10 for Star Ware references.

Tripod

Sep 3 2008, 11:37 AM

I loved the last two chapters! I especially liked Noob Master 'whateverhisnameisicantremember' 123 getting the order number wrong, and the spoof of the Mustafar scene was great! And Tava in charge of the hotel

?

Keep it up!

- Darth

Lewa0111

Sep 21 2008, 12:59 PM

Lewa:

Tahu:

Onua:

Gali2: What the Karzahni happened to it!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love exclamation--

Everyone: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!

Pohatu:

Fred: Somehow, I don't think we want to know. Nuparu, set us down over there.

Nuparu: Roger!

Fred: My name isn't Roger, it's Fred!

Nuparu: *slaps forehead* Slapping forehead should be an emoticon.

Narrator: After some crazy adventures involving the moon, Lewa_the_master_01, and a bad Star Wars spoof, the Toa Nuva, Nuparu, BEC, and Fred have returned to Metru Nui, ready to return to doing what they do best: running the hotel. ('Running,' of course, in the loosest sense of the word...) But, when they returned, they were shocked to discover...

All Toa Nuva: It's been completely covered in pie!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 67: Pies Into Profit OR Tava's Tava-Ness

Roodaka: Thanks for letting us stay!

Tava: No problem! My payment?

Sidorak: Here. 99,999,999,999 and 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592...

Roodaka: Sidorak, pi has infinite digits! You'll never stop!

Sidorak:

IT DOES?????????????

Roodaka:

Give him his pies and let's go.

*Lewa and the others walk in*

Tahu: Hey, CWG! Why does Lewa get his own name in the caption and we're all just referred to as 'others'? What gives?

*Well, if you're going to be that way about it, Tahu...*

Tahu: Just what do you mean by that!?

*Fine, Lewa, Tahu, and the others walk in*

Lewa: Uh, did we invite this random matoran named Fine in with us?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Fine: *walks up to front desk* I'd like a room for two nights, please.

Tava: That'll be 32.7 pies, please.

*Fine pulls out 32 and 7/10ths of a pie and gives them to Tava*

Tava: Cool!

Turaga Matau: My line! Die, copyright stealer!

Keetongu: You're the copyright stealer! I have copyrights copyrighted! *attacks Turaga Matau*

Everyone:

Lewa: Okay, Tava...just what is going on here!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love--

Takanuva: Old joke, twice in one chapter, not funny.

Pohatu:

Tava: You guys were gone, and we couldn't just let the hotel close! *shoves a pie into his mouth*

Lewa: But what's with the pie?

Tava: I redecorated a bit.

Lewa: ...No comment...

Tava: Besides, look at all the pies I've got! *holds up gigantic bucket full of pies*

Gali1: Wait a minute, Tava, do you mean you've been running the hotel by yourself this entire time?

Tava: Nope, OF, the GIM, Dani, and Zaktan helped!

Zaktan: You talkin' to me? *shoves Gali1 in the trash can*

Gali1:

OF, GIM, Dani:

Lewa: Tava, did you make ANY widgets while we were gone?

Tava: No.

Kopaka: AAAA--oh, wait, you're not Takanuva despite having the same first two letters. Never mind.

Tava: But I did make plenty of pies!

Lewa: Pies...aren't...MONEY! :burnma--

Gali2: Don't use that emoticon! *pours water on him*

Lewa: Why not?

Tahu: Because I've got the use of 'burnmad' copyrighted!

Keetongu: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Tahu*

Takanuva: ...And then there were eight...

Lewa: Look, Tava, you'd better find a way to get enough money to make us a profit, right now!

Tava: But I--

Pohatu: If we go into debt, we won't be able to keep this hotel running, and the comedy will close!

Everyone:

Tava: Okay, fine.

Fine: Did someone call me?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Oh, and you need to undo all of your 'redecorating.'

Tava: NEVUH!!!!!11!!1one

Lewa: Stop acting noobish and just do it.

Tava: Fine.

Fine: WHAT!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the--

Takanuva: Old joke, third time in one chapter, not funny.

Tava: This will be easy! All I have to do is eat all the pie off of the hotel walls! *starts eating pie*

*Five minutes later*

Tava: ~BURP!~ All done!

Lewa: What about the profit?

Tava: Oh yeah. Umm...

...

...

...

Narrator from Spongebob: Three hours later...

Tava: ...

...

...

...

...

...

Kopaka: Hey, I have the phrase '...' copyrighted!

Keetongu: DIE!!!!!!

Takanuva: ...

And then there were seven...

Gali1: Meh, he'll be back.

*A lightning bug flies over Tava's head, lights up, then flies away*

Tava: I've got it! We can run a Pie Stand!

Lewa: A pie stand?

Tava: No, a Pie Stand! The letters are capitalized.

Lewa: Oh, okay.

Tava: It's like a lemonade stand, only with Pie!

Lewa: Pie is capitalized now?

Tava: Of course! Pie is the element that sustains us all!

Onua: Go form a religion, then--

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Lewa tackles Onua and duct tapes his mouth shut in slow motion*

Lewa: Let's not get into THAT again.

Gali2: Last time we did, it took two whole comedies to set him straight!

Tava: Fine.

Fine: WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? By the way, I love exclamation points and question marks together!

Pohatu: I have that copyrighted!

*Keetongu attacks him*

Takanuva: ... And then there were six ...

*The door opens, and a very familiar-looking pieish Toa walks in*

Pieli: Hi, I'd like a room for seven nights. I've got plenty of pies in payment!

Everyone:

Lewa: She's-back-head-for-the-hills-o-noez!

BEC: Hey-I-have-talking-super-fast-and-hyper-copyrighted!

*Keetongu grabs him and stuffs him and Fred in a trash can*

Zaktan: HEY!!!!

*Zaktan and Keetongu start fighting*

Takanuva: ... And then there were four ...

Kopaka: You're being very creepy, do you know that?

Takanuva: Yes.

Kopaka: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pieli: Don't worry, I've had a change of heart. Now I'm a good guy and I'll help you guys out with your pie stand!

Lewa: How can you help?

Pieli: Duh! Look at me! I'm a walking advertisement for pie!

Lewa: True...

Narrator: Will the Toa manage to make enough money to get a profit off of their new pie--er, I mean Pie--stand? Will Pieli be able to help? Why did she come back after like thirty chapters? Why did no one notice that Fred was spoofing Yoda in the Star Wars Chapters, especially after he specifically mentioned it several times? Why am I ending the chapter in such a weird spot? Find out next time on TNI!

~Lewa# Studios

Toongie

Sep 21 2008, 03:40 PM

It was really random.

But I like random.

Anyway, I pm'ed a GS application, I wonder where it went.

Oh and 10/10.

Jalina T.T.

Sep 21 2008, 07:08 PM

hey, i noticed that fred was talking like yoda!

i just didn't post to tell you. yeah, that's it.

excellent chapter!

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