All hail randomness and it's king Lewa0110.

Nice chapter and you are the absulte best comedy(Sorry Vakama Montana) writer on BZP

So THAT'S how they react! Nice! It's so hard not to laugh and wake up my parents...

Anyhow, I loved the running gag with Fine. Poor kid.....(not really). And - wait, Pieli? HOLY-

Thanks to Google History, I've recovered some of the lost chapters! Please post so that I can repost the rest of the recovered chapters!

Thanks for the replies, everyone!

@Toongie: I got your GS app, thanks. However, due to the number of Guest Stars I've got lined up already, you may not see your character in a chapter for a while yet. (Probably the chapter after this one is when I'll start adding GS's.)

@Jalina: Glad somebody figured out the Fred-Yoda correlation! Especially after this part in Chapter 62:

QUOTE

Fred: Talk like Yoda, I shall. For like Yoda, I am.

Yeah. I'm shocked no one else caught it.

Pieli: PIE! GET YOUR PIE HEEEERE! RIGHT AT THE NUVA INN!!!!!

Narrator: Hey! You're not allowed to talk until I do! I'm supposed to get the first line in every chapter!

Pieli: You didn't always get the first line! Other people got the first line a lot of times! *pulls out book titled "The Nuva Inn Script"* See? In Chapter 2, for example...

Narrator: Okay, okay, I get it. Sheesh. Let's just start already.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 68: The Pie Stand (With a Capital "P") OR "We got trouble, with a capital T and it starts with P and it stands for...Pie!"

Narrator: Last time, our heroes returned to their hotel after their adventures on the moon, only to discover that Tava, having been left in charge of the hotel while the Toa were away, had entirely redecorated the hotel in pie! Not only that, but--

Tava: Pie needs to be capitalized!

Narrator: No it doesn't!

Tava: Yes it does!

*Narrator Dude From Pokemon appears*

NDFP: Besides, you stole my introduction! I have starting a sentence with "Last time, our heroes..." copyrighted!

Narrator: You probably shouldn't have said that...

NDFP: Why not?

Keetongu: DIE!!!!!

NDFP:

Tava: That was random.

Narrator: That wasn't random, THIS IS!!!! *A TV antenna falls from the sky and bonks Tava on the head*

Tava: That didn't hurt! Ha!

Narrator: No, but this will! *Livna falls on him*

Livna: Bullseye!

Tava: Oww...

*On a random street corner in Metru Nui...*

Street Corner: I'm not random!

Tunnel from QFTCJP: I have that copyrighted!

Keetongu: Die, stupid tunnel!

Street Corner: How do you kill a tunnel?

Pieli: How are you even managing to talk, for that matter?

Street Corner: I'm not entirely sure, to be honest.

Pieli: Well, you should probably stop. People will think you're crazy and throw you in an insane asylum.

Street Corner: Good point.

Pieli: Anyway...PIE! GET YOUR PIE!!!! COME TO THE NUVA INN FOR PIE!!! ONLY W5 A SLICE!!!!!!

Random Matoran #35: I'd like some pie! How do I get to this place?

Pieli: The Pie Stand is set up just past The Nuva Inn, 3.14 Pi Avenue, Le-Metru, Metru Nui.

RM #35: Thanks! I should have guessed... *walks away*

*Krekka and Nidhiki walk up*

Nidhiki: I'm hungry! You look tasty!

Pieli: I'm not for sale! Go buy some of the Pie at the Pie Stand!

Nidhiki: But I don't want to walk all the way there!

Krekka: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... Me...want...pie...

Pieli: For the last time, I AM NOT FOR SALE!!!! And Pie is capitalized!

Krekka: Yummy... *attacks Pieli and tries to eat her*

Pieli: *screams* HELP!!!!

Nidhiki: Why do I bother? *leaves*

Krekka: Mmm...

Pieli: Hey! Don't eat my arm!

*Just before Krekka bites Pieli's arm off, a red shadow hand grabs Krekka and chucks him to Stupid-Nui*

Pieli: *gets up* Phew! Thanks! Who are you, anyway?

Makuta: I am the shape in the shadows. I am the darkness in the heart of Metru Nui.

Pieli: Makuta!?

Makuta: How did you ever guess?

Pieli: Other than your overly-used cliche phrase, the fact that it says "Makuta:" before whatever you say kind of gives it away.

Makuta: Aww, darn. I guess I should give up on my plans involving sneak attacks, then.

Pieli: What do you want, anyway? We haven't seen you since Chapter 2, and so I suppose you have a better reason for deciding to come back than just to save me from Krekka's stupidity.

Makuta: You're intelligent and bold, my minion.

Pieli: I am not your minion! I don't even like onions, especially not small ones!

Makuta: Maybe I should take back that 'intelligent' part...

Pieli: HEY!

Makuta: A minion isn't a mini onion. It's a servant/henchman/toady/soldier/slave/worker/indentured servant/grunt/underling...call it what you will.

Pieli: Take back that 'indentured servant' part! My teeth are REAL, thank you very much!

Makuta: I'm definitely taking back the part about you being "intelligent."

Pieli: And I am NOT your servant! I work for the Toa Nuva, and before that I served under Bob the Pirate and The Pie Master! I never worked for you, Makuta!

Makuta: But what you didn't know was that The Pie Master was working for me. And my name's Teridax, by the way.

Pieli: Teleducks? You're a duck who talks on the telephone?

Makuta: No, TERIDAX!

Pieli: Pterodactyl?

Makuta: I SAID TERIDAX!!!!!

Pieli: Whatever, I'm going back to TNI. I need to check on the Pie Stand. *leaves*

Makuta: Grr...she didn't even get my name right!

*Butch from Pokemon appears*

Butch:

Makuta: What's so funny?

Butch: I put the Cursed Sticker of People Pronouncing Your Name Wrong on your back! Took me forever to realize that James had stuck it on mine...

Makuta: I hate you.

Butch: Bye! *teleports back to Kanto*

*Later...*

Lewa: 999999999997 widgets...999999999998 widgets...999999999999 widgets...Keep those Pies selling, guys!

Tava: Try the new fishlightstonestatue Pie! Authentic Comedicle merchandise, and it's edible, too! Only w8 per pie!

Random Zyglak #15: I think I'll pass.

Cheaparu: Wanna buy some lava monsters?

Tava: I think you've got the wrong me. I'm supposed to be selling YOU stuff. You want the Membtoran Tava. I'm a Toa.

Cheaparu: Oh. *runs away being chased by his lava monsters*

*Pieli runs in*

Pieli: How's it going?

Lewa: Great! Look at all the money... $_$

Tahu: I'm burning cooking more pies! BURN STUFF!!!! *a huge explosion destroys half the kitchen* ...umm...Ow?

Gali: You're lucky to have escaped most of the insanity around here.

Pieli: This looks pretty normal to me.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Pieli: See what I mean? But listen, Gali, there's something I need to tell you...

Gali: Sure thing.

Fred: Gali? Can you get over here and help us cool Tahu down? He's going a little pyromaniac-ish...

Tahu: I LIEK FIER!!11!1!11one!!!

Gali: *sighs* Can it wait?

Pieli: It's really important!

Gali: Okay then... *splits into two*

Pieli: O_o

*Gali2 and Pieli walk back to the hotel*

Gali2: What did you want to tell me?

*Pieli explains about Makuta and all the stuff that happened at the beginning of the chapter*

Pieli: ...And he told me his real name! It was...it was..."Terrell-clucks," I think.

Gali2: Wow. No wonder he refers to himself as just "Makuta."

Pieli: Yeah. But I don't have to listen to him, do I?

Gali2: No.

Pieli: Good.

Gali2: Especially seeing as Krekka bit off your ears.

Pieli: O_O

Gali2: Doesn't that hurt?

Pieli: ...OWW!!!! It sure does now! ...Wait a minute, how am I hearing you then?

Gali2: I'd say it's another plothole.

Pieli: Oh.

Gali2: I'll tell you what. Let's go back and talk to the other Toa after the Pie Stand is done. We beat Makuta or Toady-Chunks or whatever his name is now once, and we can do it again! UNITY!

Pieli: PIE!

*Lewa randomly appears*

Lewa: MONEY!

Gali2: *sighs* Those virtues will do for now, I guess...

Narrator: What mysteries will be revealed? Whose side is Pieli REALLY on? Why is Pie capitalized? Will Makuta ever figure out how to get the cursed sticker off his back? Find out next time on TNI!

~Lewa# Studios

woah... Deja Vu...

yes, I will post as often as I can so that you can re-post your chapters as soon as possible.

I don't need to post another review for this chapter, so I'll leave it at Great Job, Keep it up.

Thanks Jalina! Here's the next reposted chapter...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 69: A Guest Star Arrives OR The Diabolical Plan of Makuta "Tree-Dunks"

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa Nuva began to set up a Pie stand in order to pay for all of the profits lost during the time that Tava ran the hotel. Two characters who haven't been seen for quite a number of chapters appeared: Pieli, the Piea of Blueberry Pie from the Pieism saga, and Makuta, who hadn't been seen since the second chapter. Of course, knowing the Toa, the pie stand won't run smoothly for long...

Tava: Pie should always be capitalized! How dare you, narrator?

Narrator: My name should be capitalized too! And shut up!

Tava: Never!

Narrator: Don't make me make you...

Tava: That makes no sense. Pie in the face! *pies narrator in the face*

Narrator: ...umm, anyway, back to the comedy...

Lewa: *walks into the Pie stand* How much money have we made so far? And OUCH! It hurts to walk into a pie stand!

Tava: PIE IS CAPITALIZED!!!!

Lewa: Okay...okay...fine...

Kitchen: BURN STUFF!11one

Lewa: Is that Tahu?

Gali1: No, that's a robot I programmed myself. I put it in the kitchen, and all it does is shout 'BURN STUFF!11one' and occasionally light the food on fire with its built-in flamethrower. It's a replacement for Tahu.

Lewa: Wait...where's the real Tahu then?

Onua: We sent him to the latest PA meeting, in Ko-Metru.

Lewa: PA?

Onua: Pyromaniacs Anonymous.

Lewa: Oh.

Narrator: At the Pyromaniacs Anonymous meeting...

Turaga Nuju: Click click beewoop showwop. (Translation: Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Fireonicle.)

Matoro: Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Fireonicle.

Turaga Nuju: Beep freeloo slash click click weird noise! (Translation: In the time before time, a lot of pyromaniacs gathered together to cure themselves of the Fireonicle curse. To do this, they needed to--)

Turaga Vakama: You stole my intro phrase! BURN STUFF!11one *burns Turaga Nuju with his firestaff*

Tahu: Yayz! FIYUH!!!!!

Random Tahnok #37: BURN, BABY, BURN!

Hakann: Disco inferno! *starts doing the disco*

Matoro and Nuju:

Narrator: ...Needless to say, shortly thereafter the entire Knowledge Tower in which the meeting was being held had completely melted to the ground.

Jaller: That was fun! Let's do that again!

Narrator: Anyway, back at the Pie Stand...

*A light blue Matoran with peach-colored hands and feet wearing a Ruru walks in*

Matoran: Why are my feet wearing my mask? *puts mask back on his face* Anyway, I'd like to buy seventy-seven cupcake-flavored pies.

Tava: Sure! *uses his elemental power to create seventy-seven pies out of midair* What's your name?

Matoran: Stop stealing my lines!

Tava: But I didn't steal your lines! I don't even know what your lines are!

Matoran: Stop stealing my lines!

Tava: Umm...sorry?

Matoran: Stop stealing my lines!

Tava: *glances at the other Nuva*

Gali1: I think his NAME is 'Stop Stealing My Lines!'.

Tava: Oh.

Stop Stealing My Lines!: Cool power, by the way. Wish I could make pies.

Tava: You're a Matoran. I found the Pie of Light, which turned me into a Toa. Matoran don't have powers.

Stop Stealing My Lines!: What do you mean? I have powers!

Lewa: A Matoran with powers? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *starts pointing and laughing*

Stop Stealing My Lines!: *shrinks Lewa to six inches tall and blasts him with heat vision*

Lewa: I rest my case.

*Pieli and Gali2 run in*

Gali2: Guys! We need your help! Makuta "Tiedye-done" is trying to convince Pieli to join him! I think he's got something evil planned!

All Toa Nuva: 'Tiedye-done?' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pieli: So will anyone help?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: You should've seen THAT one coming. Anyway, let's go!

Stop Stealing My Lines!: Hey! You're not leaving me behind!

*They start walking for quite some time, after Lewa hung a sign saying 'Closed: Please Place Donations Inside The Manager's Mailbox!' on the door of both the Pie stand and The Nuva Inn*

Onua: Umm...guys?

Both Galis and Pieli:

Onua: And girls...where are we going, exactly?

Lewa: To look for Makuta "Torry-decks," duh!

Onua: Yeah, but where is he?

Pohatu: No idea.

Pieli: You know, he has a point.

Takanuva: On top of his head.

*Balta appears*

Balta: Dalu's sacrifice means nothing if we don't stop the Piraka--

*Zaktan appears*

Zaktan: GRR! No one stops the Piraka! *tries to throw Balta in a trash can, but falls into the trash can himself due to him being in his 2008 form* Aww crud.

Gali1: *picks up trash can and fills it with water* Ha! Now you're our prisoner!

Zaktan: O RLY? *The BZP member O RLY? appears, bops Zaktan over the head with a rubber mallet, then disappears*

Gali1: YA RLY! *The BZP member YA RLY! tries to appear, but fails after he remembers that he doesn't exist*

Pieli: *stuffs a blueberry Pie up Zaktan's nose* Where did Makuta "Taibo-doc" go? TELL ME!

Zaktan: i wIlL iF yOo lEtZ gO uV MiE nOzE... *Pieli throws the pie away* Thanks. Anyway, he went into the Coliseum!

*The Toa all look at each other*

Lewa: Why do I feel like this isn't going to turn out well?

Takanuva: Believe me, you're not alone there.

Pohatu: To the Coliseum! *speeds off using his Mask of Speed*

Lewa: Way to wait for us.

*Later...*

Lewa: Well, here it is: the Coliseum.

Onua: Isn't it spelled 'Colosseum?'

*We had this argument already. Drop it.*

Onua: OK.

Gali1: "Tridax-Pod" must have slipped through a tiny crack in the foundation. There's no way we can chase him down now!

Stop Stealing My Lines!: What about that convenient drilling machine sitting over there for no apparent reason?

Onua: I was wondering where the Auto-Miner 6000 that Nuparu gave me for Naming Day went to! Hop in, guys!

Narrator: Onua managed to drill a tunnel down below the Coliseum, until they finally found where it connected to a labyrinth of passageways far below. Why do I get the strange feeling that this is going to turn into a very bad Dwellers in Darkness spoof?

Stop Stealing My Lines!: Hey, look, words!

Pohatu: It says...'Pohatu Is Awesome And Lewa Is A Loser.'

Lewa: No, it says 'Lewa Is Awesome And Onua Is A Loser!'

Onua: No, it says 'Onua Is Awesome And Takanuva Is A Loser!'

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Gali1: Actually, if you'd actually READ THE WORDS, you'd see that it says

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

Bara Magna.

I wonder what that means?

Tava: Maybe it's a new kind of Pie!

Kopaka: Perhaps it's the 2009 location.

Lewa: Yeah, right...What do you think, Stop Stealing My Lines!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Everyone: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!

*A yellow Rahaga walks up to them*

Rahaga: What???

Lewa: Huh?

Rahaga: Stop calling my name!

Lewa: I didn't call your name.

Rahaga: Yes you did! My name's Stopstealingmylines!

Lewa: Oh. You're confusing yourself with Stop Stealing My Lines!. His name has spaces and an exclamation point in it.

Stopstealingmylines: Oh. Sorry.

*A turquoise Matoran appears*

Matoran: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Takanuva: Old joke, twice in one chapter, not funny.

Pohatu:

Stopstealingmylines: Who are you?

Pohatu: I'm Pohatu, duh.

Stopstealingmylines: Not you, him! *Points at turquoise Matoran*

Matoran: Oh. I'm Stopcallingmyname.

Lewa: Geez, who named you guys anyway?

Stopcallingmyname: No idea. BIONICLEs don't have parents.

Narrator: During all of this random and pointless conversation, no one had noticed that Pieli had become separated from the group...

*Two big red evil-looking eyes appear in front of her*

Makuta: So, my loyal servant...you have returned.

Pieli: I'm not afraid of you, "Teal-redux!"

Makuta: THE NAME IS TERIDAX!

Butch:

Makuta: What are YOU laughing at!? *Tries to reach around to pull the Cursed Sticker off his back, but can't due to having limited articulation* CURSE YOU, LEGO SET DESIGNERS!!!!

Pieli: Anyway, I think I'll just...go now. *leaves*

Makuta: Aww darn, I missed her again. But this I swear: next time, she WILL become mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TEA END

Tava: We get tea at the end? But I want tea-flavored Pie!

Narrator: Darn. I misspelled 'The.'

Random Mob of Matoran: WE WANT OUR TEA!!!!

Narrator:

~Lewa# Studios

Another resurrected chapter!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 70: Gladiators? Now I've Seen Everything OR The End Of A Hilarious Running Joke That's Been Around For The Last Three Chapters

Narrator: We join the group of Toa Nuva and assorted...others...beneath the Coliseum, where they have gone in search of Makuta "Torilecks"...no, "Tara Bucks" ...wait, no, "Tar'n'truck?" Oh, forget it. Anyway, you all know who I mean.

Makuta: PIELI...

Narrator: Yeah. Him.

Pieli: *runs back up to the group* Hey guys...what's going on?

Onua: We just found two dead bodies hidden underground! Come look!

Pieli: Eew. Are you sure they're dead?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Lewa: They look dead enough to me. I found a w20 bill in the green one's pocket! Since he's dead, I suppose it's finders keepers...

Green Body: I'm not dead!

Lewa: *kicks body* Shut up, you. You're dead whether you think you are or not.

Gali2: That makes...no sense at all.

Lewa: Yes it does!

Gali2: Whatever.

Gali1: But where've you been, Pieli? We found an inscription with 2009 story spoilers on it and everything! Where were you?

Pieli: I...umm...had to...use the bathroom.

Pohatu: But BIONICLE characters don't go to the--

Takanuva: NO POTTY HUMOR ON BZP!!!

Pohatu: Who died and made you Moderator?

Takanuva: Schizo.

Pohatu: Really?

*Schizo Kaita appears*

Schizo: I DID NOT DIE, YOU IDIOTIC TOA OF STONE! PROTO DEDUCTION MINUS 999,999,999,999,999,999,999! *chases Pohatu out of the tunnel*

Lewa: That was weird.

Takanuva: Even weirder was the fact that a Moderator bypassed the word filter. What is this world coming to?

White Body On Ground: *muffled* I'm not dead yet!

Lewa: Shut up! *bashes body over the head with O RLY?'s rubber mallet*

Stop Stealing My Lines!: Guys! Quiet! Do you hear something?

Lewa: These bodies definitely weren't talking, if that's what you mean...

Stop Stealing My Lines!: No, something else...Listen.

Makuta's Voice From A Distance: Toa...who dares penetrate my sanctum? Come on! Can't you hear me? Is this thing even on? Heloooo...Testing 1, 2, 3, testing 1, 2, 3, over. Let's try this again: Toa...who dares penetrate my sanctum?

Lewa: It's "Toilet-flux!"

Makuta's Voice From A Distance: SHUT UP!!!

Lewa: Never!

Gali1: Let's get closer.

Pieli: Let's not.

Gali1: What's with you? You were the one who wanted to fight him in the first place!

Pieli: I changed my mind.

Gali1:

Tava: Let's go! We need to force Makuta 'Tiedye Pie" to buy some Pies!

Onua: I agree with Tava. As much as I hate to admit it. We need to go on regardless.

Pieli: I think I'll just stay behind.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Gali2: Well, you can stay behind if you want to. We'll defeat the Makuta for you.

Lewa: You know, I think I should stay behind too. Someone needs to...umm...guard the bodies.

Stop Stealing My Lines!: Why would we need to guard dead bodies? It's not like they will suddenly come to life and walk away.

Lewa: You got me there. Let's just go.

Makuta's Voice From A Distance: Geez, you just completely wasted 10 minutes of my life. I missed the new episode of "Hannah Montana" because I was waiting for you guys!

Lewa: Uhh...no comment...

Narrator: As the Toa proceeded, Pieli remained behind with the two dead bodies...

Pieli: This feels creepy. But at least "Tofu-Donut" will not find me here!

Makuta's Voice From A Distance: Guess again...

Pieli:

Makuta's Voice From A Distance: Yes...I control your very mind...your very soul...even if it IS made of blueberry pie...

Pieli: No...that's impossible!

Makuta's Voice From A Distance: You will come to me...you will join me...and someday, you will bow down as my--HEY! Get out of my lair, you other Toa! I don't want to talk to you! I was busy talking to Pieli! It's rude to interrupt!

Pieli: Phew. At least the others found him. But now I'm all alone again...and these bodies are creepy...

White Body: Hey! Watch who you're calling creepy!

Pieli: HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GADUNKA ON A STICK EATING SKAKDI PIE WITH HAPORI TOHU! IT'S A ZOMBIE!

White Body: Zombie? Where? *sees Green Body* AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Green Body: *sees White Body* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Pieli: *whips out a wooden stake, a piece of garlic, and a cross* Stay back, zombies!

Green Body: What do I look like, a vampire?

Pieli: You look NOTHING like Edward Cullen.

Green Body: Who's he?

Pieli: No idea. It was in the script. Who ARE you? What are you?

Green Body: I'm Strakk, and he's Gresh. No, wait. He's Gresh and I'm Strakk.

White Body: I think what he means is that I'm Grakk and he's Stresh.

Pieli: Now I'm confused...

Green Body: No, I'm GRESH and you're STRAKK!

Pieli: I thought I was Pieli!

Gresh: Not you, him.

Pieli: Oh. Well, I'm Pieli anyway.

Gresh: Pieli Anyway? Weird name.

Pieli: Not Pieli Anyway, just Pieli.

Strakk: Your name is Not Pieli Anyway Just Pieli?

Pieli: *slaps forehead* Forget it.

Gresh: So, where are we, anyway? It doesn't look like anywhere on Bara Magna.

Pieli: Bara Magna?

Strakk: It's an '09 storyline thing. You wouldn't understand.

Pieli: I see.

Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...I mean, Toopy-lax's chamber...

Makuta: ...And so that's why you are all doomed.

All Toa Nuva: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Makuta: WAKE UP YOU FOOLS! I WAS JUST ANNOUNCING YOUR DOOM!

Lewa: Oh...was that all that was? How dull.

Makuta: I hate you.

Lewa: Trust me, the feeling is mutual.

Makuta: Now die.

Tava: Oh no you don't! Face the power of PIE!

Makuta: O RLY?

*The BZP member O RLY? appears and tries to bop Makuta over the head with a rubber mallet, but fails because Makuta opened a dimensional portal, chucking O RLY? into the Barney dimension*

Tava: Fear the Flaming Rock Pie of Doom! *chucks said pie at Makuta, who counters with a shadow blast* Uh-oh...try a Nuclear Waste Pie! *Makuta eats it and belches* PIE DOESN'T WORK! WE'RE DOOMED!

*Pieli runs in, followed by Gresh and Strakk*

Pieli: Did someone say Pie? *sees Makuta* Oops.

Makuta: See? I told you you would come.

Pieli: I'm not afraid of you, "Tofu-Dack"!

Makuta: TE NAEM IZ TERRIDAKXZ!11!1one!

Gresh: What a noob. Strakk, why don't we take care of this?

Gali2: Lewa, who are they? They look an awful lot like those 'dead' guys we saw earlier.

Lewa: Ehehe...yeah...about that...

Strakk: Get 'em!

*Five seconds later...*

Makuta:

Strakk: Ha!

Gresh: We win! Time to order some pizza! *they leave*

Pieli: Okay, time to get out of here.

Makuta: Not just yeeeeeeeeeeet...

Onua: He's back!?!?!?

*Pohatu appears*

Pohatu: By the way, I love--

*Schizo Kaita appears*

Schizo: I'm not done with you yet!

*They leave*

Narrator: Pieli suddenly noticed a tiny mouse laying on the floor.

Mouse: MUAHAHAHA! I'm not dead!

Pieli: Not yet... *steps on him*

Makuta: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Onua: Darn. Now we can't have fun misspelling his name. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. Let's go, guys!



Narrator: Later, back at the hotel...

Tava: Okay, Lewa, I made enough money to pay off all the profit we lost while you guys were on the moon! Only we're missing w20.

Lewa: That's okay! I found that w20 bill while we were below the Coliseum! We're all set!

Tava: Great! Can I have some pie now?

*Gali2 walks in*

Gali2: Lewa? There's a guest who wants to see you.

Lewa: Send him in.

*Gresh walks in*

Gresh: ALRIGHT, GREENIE, WHERE'S MY 20 WIDGETS!?!?!?!?

THE END

Lewa: AAAAAAAAAH! Narrator--oof--please--ow--help--yowch--me!

Narrator: No way! This is too hilarious.

Gresh: I'LL TEACH YOU TO PICKPOCKET GRESH, YOU ######ING ############ OF A ####### TOA!

Lewa: Meep. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kopaka: My line!

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

I wonder what a BIONICLE vampire would look like...

I once saw an Edward Cullen Cutout in a store i was passing. I wondered what would happen if I brought it to english class. then I realized that if I did, the school would most likely explode.

yes, my female classmates love him that much.

And this is the last of the resurrected chapters! The next update will be a brand-new chapter!

@Every Fan of TNI: I'm back! If you didn't know, my account was recently hacked and I was temporarily banned for a little over a week, but I'm back now, thanks to Black Six!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 71: Yet Another Guest Star OR Two New 2009 Characters?

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa Nuva, along with Pieli, defeated Makuta Takadocks or whatever-his-name-is, saving the hotel but unfortunately ending the hilarious running joke of pronouncing his name wrong. Along the way, they met Gresh and Strakk, two characters from 2009, who returned to the hotel with the Toa. On a related note, Tava's Pie stand was a success, earning all the profits lost from his temporary control of the hotel.

Onua: We know that already, Narrator! Is it really that important to tell people pointless information that they either already know or can just read themselves by scrolling a few posts up?

Narrator: And a page.

Onua: What?

Narrator: A few posts and a page.

Onua: Who cares?

Narrator: I do.

Onua:

*In the hotel atrium...*

Gali2: Have you seen Lewa at all?

Pohatu: Who, our author or our manager?

Gali2: If I'd been referring to the author, I would have called him Lewa#.

Pohatu: But that sounds the same as Lewa!

Gali2: No it doesn't! There's a number sign on the end of his name!

Pohatu: But how do you pronounce a number sign?

Gali2: Never mind. Just tell me where our manager is!

Pohatu: I don't know. I haven't seen him for ages.

Gali2: *facepalm*

*In the kitchen*

Tahu: Hey Tava! How are those new 'Fire Pies' that I suggested coming along?

Tava: *from stove* They're kind of...on fire...

Tahu: That's the whole point! People love spicy hot food, and if it's ACTUALLY on fire, they'll love it!

Tava: I still prefer Widget Pies, or fishlightstonestatue Pies.

Tahu: You have no sense of Pie understanding.

Tava: I'm Tava. I'm a TOA of Pie! How can I possibly have no sense of Pie understanding?

Tahu: . . . Well, I guess I can't argue with that.

Gali2: That's a first. By the way, have either of you seen Lewa?

Tava: The manager, or the author?

Gali2: Why does everyone keep asking me that? I meant the manager!

Tahu: Oh. Last I saw him, he was still in his Manager's Suite having a violent argument with Gresh over who owes who money.

Gali2: Well, then, I guess we'll just have to close the hotel until he's done. We can't run a hotel without a manager!

Tava: Aww! But I was hoping for some customers to taste our new Fire Pie!

Gali2: Too bad.

Tava: How about you? Try some! *throws Pie at Gali2*

Gali2: *douses herself with water and runs out of the room*

Narrator: Meanwhile, in the atrium, a Toa of Everything walks up to the front desk.

Toa: Hello? Is anyone home?

Gali2: Sorry, we're closed.

Toa: No you're not! The sign says 'Open!'

Gali2: Well, too bad. I just haven't changed it yet.

Toa: Well, technically then you're still open.

Gali2: Fine. Can I get your name, please?

Toa: I'm Toongie, Toa of Everything.

Gali2: Toongie? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Toongie: *punches Gali2*

Gali2:

Toongie: Don't make fun of me! I just want a room!

Gali2: Unfortunately, I need to consult with the manager about which rooms are available, and he's busy at the moment.

Toongie: Why's he busy?

Gali2: He got into a fight with Gresh.

*The sound of a Thornax exploding is heard, followed by a tornado, and Lewa and Gresh crash through a gigantic hole in the roof*

Lewa: *sees hole in roof* Ouch. That's gonna cost a lot.

Gresh: DIE YOU PICKPOCKETING LOSER! GIVE ME W20 OR GIVE ME YOUR LIFE!

Lewa: All this over 20 widgets. You'd think he could just use that gear on his back as a widget.

Gresh: This isn't a gear! It's a life counter!

Lewa: Really? What happens if I spin it?

Gresh: I die.

Lewa: Really? Cool.

Gresh: No, that would be too violent for LEGO. I just get knocked out for a while.

Lewa: Thanks for telling me! *spins dial*

Gresh: No, wait, don't-- *faints*

Lewa: That was easy. Oh, hi, Gali2. What do you want?

Gali2: We have a customer.

Toongie:

Lewa: Oh. What's your name?

Toongie: Toongie.

Lewa: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Toongie punches Lewa in the face*

Lewa: Ow.

Gali2: Yeah, I was going to warn you about that...

Lewa: So, you want a room? That'll be 100 widgets per night.

Toongie: Sure! *uses powers of Everything to make 200 widgets appear and hands them to Lewa* Keep the change.

Lewa: $_$ MONEY!!!

Gali2: You're in room 93202.

Toongie: That's on the second-highest floor, isn't it?

Gali2: Umm...yeah.

Toongie: I should have guessed.

Lewa: Don't worry! We have a bellbottom to help you! BELLBOTTOM!

Pohatu: It's bellBOY, and we haven't seen that joke in a long time.

Lewa: I figured it was a good time to throw in a classic.

Narrator: Takanuva and Kopaka then walked by, in an animated discussion about scalloped potatoes.

Kopaka: So, do you think it's the 'scalloped,' more than the 'potatoes,' that makes scalloped potatoes unique?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Takanuva: I love winning arguments with him.

Lewa: Speaking of classics...

*Pohatu takes Toongie's twelve hundred and seventy-three bags and starts climbing the stairs while Toongie takes the elevator*

Strakk: So, Lewa, what can I do?

Lewa: You're still around? I thought you were done after Chapter 70!

Strakk: Nah, I came back. I figured it'd be more fun to be a PGS.

Lewa: Okay, fine, you can stay, I guess.

Strakk: Yippee! So, what's my job?

Lewa: Umm...are there any jobs left? Oh! I know! You can be the new front desky person. Gali2, go join your other self as lifeguard.

Gali2: What? He can't be the front desky person! The front desky person always must be a girl! Read Chapter 2!

Lewa: I don't have time to read old comedy chapters! I have work to do! Strakk, work it out with Gali2, okay? Maybe you can both be front desky people. *leaves for Manager's suite*

Gali2: Work? Probably busy drinking smoothies and watching the scenes in Mask of Light with himself in them. Maybe we should get a second front desk!

Strakk: Good idea! I'll go to the store and buy one.

Gali2: They have a store for that?

Strakk: Of course! Haven't you heard of the Front Desks For Hotels Store?

Gali2: Whatever. Just...go.

Strakk: Bye! *leaves*

*Toongie walks in*

Toongie: What's going on here?

Gali2: We're upsizing. Strakk's buying us a second front desk.

Toongie: Cool. Why is there an unconscious Glatorian on the ground?

Gali2: *looks down at Gresh* No idea.

Gresh: Ow! WHERE'S THAT #@#%ING @#*&%@# TOA!? I'll show him who's the better green character around here! *Runs off to Manager's Suite*

Gali2: Toongie, get used to it. This is totally a normal day at The Nuva Inn.

Toongie: I'm sure.

Gali2: Speaking of which, I'd better go ask Takanuva to repair that hole in the roof...

*Meanwhile, at the restaurant...*

Tahu: Hmm, how come there are no customers? I want to burn cook stuff!

Tava: No idea. Pie in the face! *pies Tahu in the face with a Fire Pie*

Tahu: Good thing I'm a Toa of Fire.

*Toongie walks in*

Toongie: I'm hungry! What's on the menu?

Tava: Anything that can be baked into a pie.

Toongie: Cool!

*Turaga Matau appears*

Turaga Matau: I HAVE THAT LINE COPYRIGHTED!

*Keetongu appears*

Keetongu: I HAVE COPYRIGHTS COPYRIGHTED!

Toongie:

Tava: Keetongu! Turaga Matau! Do you want to try my new Fire Pies? *throws Fire Pies at each of them*

Keetongu and Turaga Matau: *they run away*

Toongie: Uhh... I'll try one, thanks.

Tava: Here you go! *makes a Fire Pie and Tahu serves it to him*

Toongie: Looks fiery. *takes bite* YOWCH! HOTHOTHOT! *runs out of the room panicking*

Tahu: I think he liked it, don't you?

THE END

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Haven't been here for a while.

...BUT I finally got to guest star!!!

Hmm, I got burned in the face. Painful. Tthough I do like hot sauce!!

Toongie

P.S. To all people who read this, DON"T MAKE FUN OF MY NAME!!!!
That is all.

it's a cute name! honest!


I am glad to hear that we will be starting new chapters now. it will be refreshing after all these repeated chapters.

LOLZ!!

KUTGW, Lewa!

*Lewa pops in*

Lewa: Yes?

NOT YOU!
*Lewa disappears*

And here's...A BRAND NEW CHAPTER!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 72: Great Purge, Name Change, and Guest Star, Oh My! OR "Where Did The Plot Go? I Think Tava Ate It..."

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, a guest star named Toongie, with a hilarious name, arrived, and--

Toongie: *punches Narrator in the face*

Narrator:

Toongie: Sorry about that! Anyway, thanks for everything! Bye! *leaves*

Strakk and Gali2:

Lewa: *walks in* Finally, he left! Now I can laugh at his name again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Toongie!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Toongie appears out of nowhere, punches Lewa in the face, and disappears again*

Lewa: Ouch. Where'd he come from?

Gali2: *shrugs* Plothole.

Onua: Hi guys! Glad to see all that freaky deja-vu stuff is over now.

Lewa: Yeah, what was up with that?

Strakk: I figured that was another crazy thing that happens all the time. Guess not.

Onua: Narrator, mind explaining?

Narrator: Well, you see, there were these crazy hackers who one day decided, for no apparent reason, that they hated Lewa0111, our author, so they hacked his account and sent disgusting pictures and threatening messages to a bunch of members. By doing this, they got Lewa0111 banned. However, his friends, led by Toa Gabriella: Toa of Music and Mesonak--Ice Legion Ruler, fought back and managed to get him unbanned. The hackers got mad and so decided to erase every post and PM made after September 2008 in an effort to destroy all of Lewa0111's work; luckily, he discovered Google Caches and single-handedly saved the forums. That's why there was deja vu: he had to re-post the chapters that the hackers destroyed.

Everyone: Ooooh!

Onua: Wow! Great story!

Gali2: But how did you know it was the hackers behind the Great Purge?

Narrator: Who else would hate BZP and Lewa0111 enough to do something like that?

Gali2: Good point.

BEC: Hi-guys-guess-what-I'm-hyper-now-cuz-I-ate-sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: PLEASE get me out of here! NOW!

Strakk: Okay, who gave him the sugar...?

BEC: No-one-cuz-it-was-3:29-PM-and-so-the-random-Matoran-appeared-and-gave-me-some!

Strakk: Uhh...

Gali2: Don't ask.

Strakk: Okay then.

Fred: *uses plant control powers to grow vines that strangle BEC in place* Ha! I wonder why I never thought of doing that from the start...

*Takanuva and Kopaka walk in*

Narrator: Aww! You guys missed my awesome story of the Great Purge!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takanuva: We were only one floor up. We heard the whole thing through the floor.

Narrator: ...I wasn't talking that loud...

Takanuva: You're a narrator! You always talk loud!

Narrator: Oh yeah. Good point.

Kopaka: Has anyone seen Tava around?

Gali2: Probably with Tahu, burning cooking more pies.

Kopaka: Oh. *leaves*

*A knock on the door*

Half-Infected Av-Matoran (HIAM): Hello? Anyone there? I want to stay!

Gali2: Oh no! Sorry! I'm coming!

Strakk: Me too!

*They both run to the door so fast that they collide and fuse together*

Galakki2:

Lewa: What the Gresh!?!?

Pohatu: *walks in from the stairwell* I love exclamation--

Everyone: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!

Pohatu:

Gresh: *shows up in elevator* And I resent that! My name is not a curse word!

Lewa: Aww...but it's so fun to use as one!

*Gresh attacks Lewa*

Galakki2: Uhh...what happened? Where am I?

HIAM: *from other side of doors* Hey! I still want to stay! Open up!

Takanuva: I'd say you are the fusion of Strakk and Gali2. Someone bring Gali1 over here!

BEC: I'll-do-it-I'll-do-it-right-now! *runs off and comes back with Gali1 less than a millisecond later*

Fred: *ties BEC up with vines again*

Galakki1: What do you want? Why did I suddenly fuse with Strakk for no reason?

Everyone:

Onua: But...wait...what the...how does...THAT work?

Galakki2: No clue.

HIAM: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!

Galakki1: Oops! Sorry! *runs over and opens door*

HIAM: Who the Gresh are you?

Gresh: HEY! You'll be next!

HIAM: Uhh...okay...

Galakki1: I'm Galakki1, a fusion of Strakk and half of Gali. I have no idea how it happened, to be honest.

HIAM: Does this ALWAYS happen around here?

Galakki2: Yeah, pretty much. Here, can I check you in? What's your name?

HIAM: I'm Gavlaplustanma.

Galakki2: You'll be in room 3071.

HIAM: Okay, then!

Galakki2: BELLBOTTOM!

Pohatu: It's bellboy!

Galakki2: Whatever. Carry his bags, please?

Pohatu: Sure.

Gavlaplustanma: By the way, be careful with my bags of anvils for my anvil collection.

Pohatu: *groans*

Gresh: Okay, that's it! Die, Gavlaplustanma! *attacks him*

Gavlaplustanma: Fear the power of my kanohi Mobitacs! *focuses, and turns Gresh's armor purple-and-yellow*

Gresh: AUGH! I'm hideous! *runs off somewhere*

Gavlaplustanma: *takes the elevator up*

Takanuva: Great, so now what? How are we supposed to un-fuse these two?

Onua: Well, we could just pull on them until they come apart!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Fred: You know, we could just ask the author for some help.

Onua: Good idea. Where is he, anyhow?

Takanuva: You know, I haven't seen him around anywhere.

Galakki1: Me neither!

Lewa: Wait a sec, if that's true, then how can we possibly be in a chapter right now?

Galakki2: Beats me. *an eggbeater appears and beats...him? ...her? What gender are the Galakkis, anyhow?* That's weird.

Onua: The CWG brings up a good point...just what gender ARE you two, anyway?

*The Galakkis look at each other and shrug*

Galakkis: No idea.

Lewa: Hey! Who's that guy up there typing our chapter?

*Everyone looks up to see me typing*

Onua: Looks an awful lot like Lewa0111.

Takanuva: But that's not him! His name's "Nite Owl II!" He can't possibly be Lewa0111!

Lewa0111: Yes, I'm still Lewa0111!

Takanuva: WHAT!? *faints*

Kopaka: Good riddance.

BEC: But-you're-not-him-it-says-right-there-your-name's-"Nite-Owl-II"!

Lewa0111: Yes, but I'm still Lewa0111. I just changed my display name for a while, that's all. See? Read my sig!

Everyone: *glance down at sig* Ohh!

Lewa0111: See? And it even still says "Lewa0111" at the beginning of my lines!

Onua: So...uhh...you mind un-fusing these two here? *points at the Galakkis*

Lewa0111: Can't do that.

Onua: Aww...why not?

Lewa0111: You need to get Tava to do it for you...he can make a De-fusionary Pie.

Lewa: Geez, he can make a pie for everything. Thanks!

*They all walk into the kitchen*

Tahu: BURN STUFF! *singes Lewa's mask*

Lewa: HEY!

Tava: Hi, guys! Guess what? I made an Everything Pie!

Lewa: Told you so!

Tava: Do you want to try it?

Kopaka: No thanks. We were wondering if you could make us a De-fusionary Pie. Strakk and Gali accidentally got fused together.

Tava: Sure! Hang on a sec... *rummages through large crate of pie ingredients* Here it is! *eats pie*

Onua: *slaps forehead*

Lewa: We wanted you to USE it, not EAT it!

Tava: Oops! My bad. Here's another one. *pies both Galakkis in the face*

Gali2: Oww...what the Gresh just happened?

Gresh: *runs in* I'll kill you!

Tava: PIE FIGHT! Have a Taco Pie! *throws Taco Pie into the air*

Gavlaplustanma: *randomly runs in and eats pie* TACOS!!!!!1!!11one!ONE!11 *leaves*

Gresh: DIE!!!!

*The kitchen explodes*

Lewa: *looks around at empty space* What happened to the plot?

Strakk: I think Tava ate it.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

TE EDN!!11!!ONE

Onua: Since when are you a noob?

Narrator: Sorry.

~Lewa# Studios

:smileniteowl2: Nite Owl II/Lewa0111 :smileniteowl2:

LOLZ!

KUTGW, Lewaowl0111!!

How does one apply to be a gust star?

I love this comedy!

[INSERT MANDATORY APOLOGY FOR LACK OF CHAPTERS HERE]

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 73: Storyline Continuity (and lack thereof) OR Grrr, I Can't Think Of A Second Title For This One

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, Strakk fused with both Gali's, a guest star showed up, Gresh got upset again about people using his name as a curse word, and Tava ate the plot.

Onua: We know that already! It's in Chapter 72!

Narrator: We've been over this: it's called dramatic recap.

Onua: Yeah, yeah, whatever...

*Can we just get going already?*

Narrator: Fine. Anyway, we join the Toa Nuva and Glatorian, plus Onua, in the hotel.

Onua: Since when am I not considered a Toa Nuva?

Narrator: Since I got fed up with you constantly criticizing my intros, that's why! Just then, Onua was suddenly transformed into a Toa Mata again for no apparent reason.

*Onua is suddenly transformed into a Toa Mata again for no apparent reason*

Onua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! CURSE YOU, NARRATOR!

*In the hotel lobby...*

Lewa:

Takanuva: What's so funny?

Lewa: Look at Onua.

Onua: Please don't...

Takanuva: HE'S A MATA!!! HA HA HAAAA!!!

*The other Toa Nuva run in*

Pohatu: How did THAT happen?

Tahu: That's hilarious! Ha ha, Onua Mata, let's all point and laugh!

Kopaka: No.

Takanuva: My line!

Kopaka: I stole his line AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: Shut up.

*Gresh and Strakk walk in*

Gresh: Hey guys! What's going on?

Tahu: We're laughing at Onua.

Onua: No we're not.

Tahu: Yes we are.

Onua: No we're not.

Tahu: No we're not.

Onua: Yes we are.

Tahu: Ha! You agreed!

Onua: What? No I didn't--TAHU!!!! I'll kill you!

Tahu:

Strakk: Anyway, how did that happen? Onua becoming a Mata, I mean.

Lewa: Onua...hehehe...annoyed the narrator...haha...one time too many...hahaha...and got turned back into a Toa Mata!

Strakk: Oh. Is that all? Well, then I'd better get back to competing with helping Gali2 run the front desk. Bye! *leaves*

BEC: *rushes in dragging a pair of random Matoran behind him* Your-room-is-right-over-here-let-me-take-you-there-ok? *picks up the Matoran and runs all the way up the stairs with them*

Lewa: Uhh...okay...

Fred: *slithers by* Why in pie's name did we hire him in the first place?

Takanuva: That was before you showed up, and I honestly have no idea.

Tava: DID SOMEONE SAY PIE!?

Lewa: Err...no.

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Everyone: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!

Pohatu:

Kopaka: Just another typical day at TNI. *sighs*

*Later...*

Gresh: Hey guys! Check this out!

*Lewa, Takanuva, Tahu, and Kopaka run into the front desk*

Lewa, Takanuva, Tahu, and Kopaka:

Gali2: Yeah, running into a desk can hurt.

Lewa: What did you want to show us?

Gresh: *points* That.

Lewa: Onua? HAHAHAHAHA he's still a Mata HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Onua: Stupid narrators.

Gresh: Not him, I meant the computer he was sitting at.

Lewa: Oh. What about it?

Gresh: Strakk, go bring it over here, ok?

Strakk: Make Pohatu do it.

Lewa: Fine. BELLBOTTOM!

Pohatu: The name is POHATU! And I'm a bellBOY!

Lewa: Bring that computer over here.

Pohatu: But it weighs like a trillion tons!

Lewa: Well, yeah, but in this comedy you have lifted:
A. A bag full of anvils
B. Rocks
C. Bricks
D. B+C at the same time
E. Furniture
F. The entire hotel
G. And more!
So it shouldn't be a problem for you.

Pohatu: Fine... *brings computer to front desk*

Gali2: Nice list in your speech, Lewa.

Lewa: Why thank you. So what's so great about this computer, anyway?

Strakk: Well, it has Internet access, and there's this awesome game! Here, I'll show you! *opens Glatorian Arena*

Lewa, Takanuva, Tahu, and Kopaka: Ooooh!

Gresh: And the best part is that you get to play as ME!

Strakk: And me, too.

Gresh: Yeah, but only after you unlock it! I'm available from the start!

Strakk: That's because you're a weak fighter!

Gresh: WHAT!? THAT'S IT!!!! *beats Strakk up*

Toa Nuva:

Tahu: This is better than a video game!

Takanuva: *playing Glatorian Arena* No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lewa: Hey, I just realized something! How come we're not in this game?

Tahu: Because Onua's a Mata again. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lewa: Is that your answer to everything?

Tahu: Pretty much.

Lewa: But seriously, why aren't we in this game?

Gali2: Well, haven't you been to Bioniclestory.com lately?

Lewa: Well, yeah, that’s how we’re playing Glatorian Arena!

Gali2: No, I meant to look at the storyline info.

Lewa: No, why?

Gali2: Because according to this, the 2009 storyline takes place on an entirely different planet than us, and so we Toa Nuva aren’t in the main story at all, except for one tiny story cereal.

Tahu: Don’t you mean ‘serial?’

Gali2: Umm…yeah…

Gali1: Wait, how did he hear a mispeeling?

Tahu: Don’t you mean ‘misspelling?’

Gali1: I rest my case.

Takanuva: But, hang on, if we’re supposed to be on a different planet than those two Glatorian, then HOW THE KARZAHNI ARE WE BOTH IN THE SAME PLACE!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love--

Everyone: DON’T USE THAT JOKE!

Pohatu:

Kopaka: And there is no swearing in BIONICLE!

Takanuva: That’s my line!

Kopaka: Shut up!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Onua: Sheesh, that joke was old in Chapter 3.

Tahu: HA! You’re a Mata again! HAHAHAHAHA!

Onua: Yes, I know--

Tahu: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Both Gali’s sigh in unison*

Lewa: But I have to wonder how those two ended up on our planet. What else does the website say about Glatorian?

Gali2: Let’s see here. Takanuva, let me use the computer, please!

Takanuva: No.

Gali2: Nice try, but I’m not Kopaka. Move it.

Takanuva: Fine. *moves*

Gali1: Why did he just move to a condo in Ta-Metru? And where did he get that moving truck from?

Onua: No idea.

Tahu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re a Mata!

Onua:

Gali2: *goes on computer* Anyway, it says here that Glatorian fight in arena matches.

Lewa: I JUST GOT AN IDEA!!! We could make Gresh and Strakk fight in an arena and charge people money! $_$

Fred: *slithers in* I heard someone mention money, and so I figured I’d find you, Lewa. What’s the big news?

Gali2: Well, we just discovered that this comedy has no storyline continuity at all.

Fred: So what else is new?

Lewa: MONEY!!!!

Gali2: Nothing at all, except that Lewa suddenly wants to charge people to see those two Glatorian from another planet battle each other in an arena.

Fred: Somehow I doubt that will work.

Gali2: Oh yeah, and Onua’s been turned into a Toa Mata because he made the narrator angry.

Fred:

Lewa: MONEY!!!! So where are those Glatorian, anyway?

Gali1: Last time I saw them, Gresh was fighting with Strakk for calling him a weak fighter in the Glatorian Arena game.

Lewa: Cool! They’re already fighting, so all we have to do is build an arena around them and start charging customers! Where’s our Construction Manager?

Onua: You mean Takanuva? He moved to Ta-Metru a few lines ago.

Tahu: YOU’RE A MATA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Onua: This is really getting old--

Tahu: HAHAHA!

Lewa: Great, now we’ll have to wait for Takanuva to get back.

Kopaka: No, let’s leave him there.

Gali2: Very funny, Kopaka.

$$$THE END$$$

Narrator: Lewa, cut it out.

Lewa: No.

Onua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tahu: YOU’RE A MATA AGAIN!!!!!

Lewa: Yes, we’ve heard.

~Lewa# Studios

Next: Finding Takanuva!

Very nice chapter 73, Lewa0111. You haven't posted here in a long time. Exams?

QUOTE

Very nice chapter 73, Lewa0111. You haven't posted here in a long time. Exams?

Exams, yes...and forgetfulness, and the server crashing for the entire summer, and college, and [INSERT RANDOM EXCUSE HERE.] Call it what you will.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 74: Widget Making Scheme #472789159.3 OR The Nuva...Condos!?

Pohatu: By the way, I--

Tahu: Old joke, first line in the chapter, not funny.

Pohatu:

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, Onua learned to stop criticizing my intros. Oh, and other stuff happened...something about Glatorian Arena and money...or whatever...it's not important though.

*You moron! All you remembered was you punishing Onua for criticizing you? Fine, I'll have to do the intro...Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa Nuva discovered that this comedy has no storyline continuity whatsoever, and Lewa also got the brilliant idea to have Takanuva build an arena around Strakk and Gresh and have them fight and charge admission. Unfortunately, Takanuva was missing.*

Narrator: HEY! My intro was fine!

*No it wasn't!*

Narrator: I don't have time to argue with you anymore. We join the Toa Nuva in a conveniently appeared jet flying to Ta-Metru.

Gali1: Lewa, remind me again where we got this jet?

Lewa: You don't remember? Here, I'll show you with a flashback:

QUOTE(Flashback)

Lewa: We need to get to Ta-Metru and find Takanuva, fast!

Onua: We could drill a tunnel underground!

Tahu: YOU'RE A MATA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and we could lava-surf there.

Onua:

Pohatu: We could run there!

Lewa: Umm...no, any other ideas?

Both Galis: We could swim there!

Kopaka: We could ski there!

Lewa: Stop being stereotypical, all of you! Forget this! Let's just fly there!

Gali2: But not all of us have air katana wings...

Lewa: No problem, I recently bought myself a private jet. *opens door to randomly appeared airport on the side of the hotel, with a jet entirely painted green and with a Miru on the front of it sitting inside* Hop in, guys!

Kopaka: *sighs* And he says we're acting stereotypical.

Gali1: Oh, now I remember. Can I fly?

Lewa: No! It's Miru-Nuva-powered, so only I can fly it!

Gali1: But don't we all have Miru Nuvas after our quest for the Kanohi Nuva in BC#4...?

Lewa: SHH-H-H-H-H! No! You don't! Only I do!

Gali1: Sheesh, touchy... *walks to back part of jet and switches Kanohi to the Miru Nuva just for fun*

Tahu:

Gali1: What's wrong, Tahu?

Tahu: Since the last chapter ended, Onua turned back into a Toa Nuva. Now I can't make fun of him anymore!

Gali1: What a tragedy.

Onua: I'm a Nuva again! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

Gali1: Okay, now I see why this is a problem. *douses Onua with water*

Onua: :onwater:

Pohatu: There is no--

Onua, Tahu, and Gali1: SHUT THE KARZAHNI UP!

Lewa: *from cockpit* Can you keep it down back there? I'm trying to land this thing!

Tahu: Land, or controlled crash?

Lewa: SHUT UP!

*Later...*

Gali2: *surveying battered wreck of Lewa's jet* Well, the important thing is we're all unhurt.

Lewa: *comes out of wreck with his left leg where his right arm should be and vice versa, his mask on his other foot, and his armor missing* Oww...the pain...

Gali2: Yes. All unhurt. Anyway, let's go find Takanuva.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Takanuva: There's no need for that. I'm right here.

Onua: Well, that was easy. Let's go home. Lewa wants you to build an arena.

Tahu: This was a surprisingly short chapter. Let's make it longer. BURN STUFFZ!11!!ONE!!1!!1MONROE!11!OENE!!11!111111111 *runs around randomly burning stuff*

*Both Galis sigh, look at each other, and douse Tahu with water*

Tahu: :onwater:

Pohatu: There is no--

Both Galis: WE KNOW!!!

Gali1: ...Hey, what's up with Lewa?

*Everyone looks to see Lewa staring at the Ta-Metru Condos, Inc. building behind Takanuva*

Lewa: $_$

Kopaka: I think Lewa's in a trance.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Takanuva: He's just in a money-obsession.

Gali1: Okay, Lewa, what's your big money-making scheme idea this time?

Lewa: WE COULD BUY THESE CONDOS!!

Gali1:

Lewa: I'm serious! We could buy the Ta-Metru Condos, Inc. building and sell the condos as a branch of TNI! Then we could make even more MONEY!111!1one!11!!1!!!!

Gali2: It's probably best not to argue with him if he's acting noobish.

Gali1: Good idea.

Lewa: Well, isn't it a great idea?

Onua: Umm...I guess so.

Lewa: I'm glad someone agrees with me.

*Later, in the Ta-Metru Condos, Inc. office...*

Lewa: Hi, I'm Lewa Nuva, the owner of The Nuva Inn. How much would it cost to buy your condo building?

Toa Vakama: *behind counter* Twelve quadrillion and pi widgets.

*Tava appears*

Tava: PI!!!!! *pies Toa Vakama in the face with a pi-shaped pie*

Toa Vakama: Umm...that was...odd. Anyway, my price still stands.

Lewa: I'll buy it. *hands Vakama a twenty-quadrillion-widget bill* Exact change please.

Toa Vakama:

Narrator from Spongebob: Five hours later...

Toa Vakama: ...99,999 widgets, 100,000 widgets, 100,001 widgets...

Narrator from Spongebob: Sixteen years later...

Toa Vakama: ...7,999,999,999,999,998 widgets, 7,999,999,999,999,999 widgets, 8 quadrillion widgets.

Lewa: Thanks! I'll take the condos. Now you're out of a job.

Toa Vakama: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Lewa: But before you leave, I've been wondering: how is it that you're still a Toa if we're Toa Nuva and Takanuva is a Toa?

Toa Vakama: Because this comedy has no storyline continuity at all.

Lewa: Oh, okay. Thanks. You can go live as a hobo now.

Toa Vakama: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Lewa: Yes, you already said that.

Toa Vakama: No I didn't. I said 'NOOOOOOO.' This time I said 'NOOOOOOOOOO.' The second time had three more 'O's in it.

Lewa: Whatever. Takanuva! Get over here!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lewa: I said so!

Takanuva: Fine.

Lewa: It's time to redecorate this building.

Takanuva: Yes.

Kopaka: *in the distance* HHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Lewa:

*Takanuva shoots light at the condos, and five seconds later there is a large picture of Takanuva's mask on the front sign, which now reads "THE (TAKA) NUVA CONDOS"*

Lewa: TAKANUVA!!!

Takanuva: What? *shoots more light at the condos, and it now reads just "THE NUVA CONDOS"*

Lewa: That's better. Now let's go back to the inn, it's time to build that arena.

Takanuva: But wait, who will be in charge of the condos?

Lewa: Umm...Good question. *Toa Vakama walks by with a kerchief-on-a-stick over his shoulder, looking like a hobo* Vakama! You're re-hired.

Toa Vakama: What? But you just fired me!

Lewa: I don't care. You're hired again.

Toa Vakama: Whatever. *goes back inside condos*

*Lewa and Takanuva walk back to the others*

Lewa: What I can't figure out is how he managed to run that entire building all by himself, when it takes seven of us to run our hotel.

*Back in The Nuva Condos, Toa Vakama puts on Bitil's mask and makes billions of clones of himself who all go and do the various jobs in the building*

Takanuva: I suppose we'll never know.

THE END

Gresh: Hey! How come we didn't get a part in this chapter?

Strakk: Yeah! Let's beat up the narrator, just for fun!

Gresh: Great idea!

Narrator:

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

Hmm, no one has responded. Oh well, it's well overdue for an update to TNI anyway! Here goes!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 75: 3, 2, 1, Fight OR Whoa, Chapter 75!

Onua:

Gali2: What is it?

Onua: Ch...ch...ch...

Gali2:

Onua: Ch...ch...ch...

*Tahu walks in*

Tahu: What's he saying?

Onua: Ch...ch...ch...

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva--

Gali2: NO! Wait! You can't start the intro yet; we haven't figured out what Onua's trying to say!

Tahu: Well, isn't it obvious? He's trying to express his astonishment that we're already at Chapter 75.

*Lewa walks in*

Lewa: No, he's obviously trying to say "Chugalabanigerf!"

Gali2:

Lewa: Fine. Nobody likes my ideas. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and help with the arena construction.

Narrator: Well, anyway, mystery solved. Now it's time for my intro. Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa Nuva located Takanuva in Ta-Metru, and also bought the recently renamed Nuva Condos in order to make more money. Now, we join the Toa Nuva back at their hotel, where Lewa is helping Takanuva with the final stages of the construction of The Nuva Inn Arena. "Helping," of course, in the loosest possible sense of the word.

*Lewa is reclining in a lounge chair inside a climate-controlled skybox at the top of the arena, sipping a smoothie and watching TV while Takanuva is working outside on building the arena*

Takanuva: *uses light powers to clear spot for arena floor* How does that look?

Lewa: Yeah, great, whatever, it looks fine. More smoothie!

*Pohatu runs up and grabs his smoothie cup, refills it, and gives it back to him*

Gali1: *walks into skybox* Do you have any idea how annoying you are?

Lewa:

Gali1: Seriously, I don't think there's a person in the universe who's as self-centered and lazy as you are.

Narrator: *cough*TOAMATAU*cough*

Takanuva: Well, it's completed, Lewa! Should we open the arena and start charging admission?

Lewa: Nah, get me a large ice cream sundae first.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: *randomly walks in* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Later...

Takanuva: Get your tickets to the fight of the century today! Gresh vs. Strakk! Only w99,253 per ticket!

Gali1: Don't you think those prices are a bit expensive?

Takanuva: Well, don't look at me. *glares pointedly at Lewa*

Lewa: What? You all know full well I had nothing to do with it.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lewa: *sigh* Fine. The show's about to start, anyway.

Narrator: Laterer, Lewa went up into his skybox while the other Toa Nuva found assorted seats. The arena (which greatly resembled the ancient Roman Colosseum, except not old) towered over the rest of Metru Nui, at 9,000 stories tall, nearly the height of The Nuva Inn itself. Kopaka was busy sweeping the floor of the fighting area in preparation for the upcoming show. The seats were packed with Matoran.

Random Matoran #35: Okay, umm, why is every seat a suitcase? And why are we packed inside them? I'm getting a bit claustrophobic...

Narrator: NOT THAT KIND OF PACKED, MORONS!

Takanuva: *sheepishly* Oh, sorry. *fixes all of the seats in five seconds with his Light powers*

Gali1: Hey Lewa, who did we get for an announcer again?

Lewa: Oh yeah, I hired that guy who does the Glatorian commercials on Bioniclestory.com. He comes highly recommended.

Gali1: He comes highly cheesy.

*Roporak busts in*

Roporak: CHEESE!!!!!

Lewa0111: Get back to your own comedy! *chucks Roporak back to Ask Matau!*

Onua: Ch...ch...ch...

Lewa: Shut up already! The math is about to start!

Gali1: Don't you mean 'match?'

Lewa: No, I mean math!

*A random Matoran walks into the middle of the arena*

RM: 2 plus 2 equals negative twenty-six.

Gali1:

RM: And now for the match. Goodbye.

*Gresh and Strakk walk into the arena*

Lewa: *shouting* Gresh! Strakk owes you half a widget!

Gresh: WHAT!? That's it! He dies! *attacks Strakk*

Audience:

Gresh: YOU GIVE ME THAT HALF WIDGET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL--

*A large cartoony cloud erupts in the center of the arena*

Strakk: He asked for it! Now he's going to get it! *swings axe at Gresh, who ducks*

Duck: Quack!

Gresh:

Tahu: *in audience* Stop quoting from TLR! Spoilers aren't allowed yet!

Strakk: It was in the preview, you moron! *swings axe again and accidentally hits a tiny wooden bar on the side of the arena*

Takanuva:

Lewa: What?

Takanuva: Umm...you don't want to know. Trust me.

Lewa: Why--

*The entire arena collapses*

Takanuva: That's why.

Gresh & Strakk:

Lewa: NOOOOOOO!!!! My grand money-making scheme is ruined!

Gali2: Well, I guess it's back to the hotel business for us. And the condo business now, apparently.

Onua: Ch...ch...ch...

All Other Toa Nuva: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!

BEC: YEAHSHUTUPRIGHTNOWBECAUSEYOUREBEINGANNOYINGANDIJUSTATEMYUSUALHUGEAMOUNTSOFSUGARB
CAUSEITWAS3:29PMYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYWHEEEIMHYPEROIASJGILAHOIHGILaheglufhgasku
egukfygskjrghljiseyiuytgruhld!!!!!!!!!111monroe!!1hiukhujigkustyiyeght!!!!

Fred: *strangles him with vines* Methinks you're the one who should shut up.

Onua: Ch...ch...ch....










...CHUGALABANIGERF!

Gali1: *sigh*

DNE EHT

Onua: Chugalabanigerf!

Narrator: ...But aren't you going to criticize--never mind.

~Lewa# Studios

So, did Onua say 'Chugalabanigerf' (How did you even come up with that word?) because that's what he was trying to say, or because he wanted to spite Tahu? I hope it's the latter...

Sorry I haven't posted earlier. But I LOVE the new comedy chapters. You once again set a new standard in the comedy forums.

its ok......AWESOME!

This comedy is LONG overdue for an update. Here goes!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 76: The Assistant Janitator OR Battle of the Money-Crazy Green Guys, Part 1

Narrator: Last time on The Nuva Inn, the Toa Nuva--

Onua: CHUGALABANIGERF!

Narrator: But it's--

Onua: CHUGALABANIGERF!

Narrator: --my time for--

Onua: CHUGALABANIGERF!

Narrator: --the introduction to--

Onua: CHUGALABANIGERF!

Narrator: The comed--oh, I give up.

Onua: That was fun. And now I have a new way to annoy the narrator. Hooray! *runs off somewhere*

*In the manager's suite...*

Lewa: I absolutely love this book. *is reading Shadows in the Sky, which features himself on the cover*

Door: Knock!

Lewa: Come in.

*Kopaka enters*

Kopaka: Lewa? Did you know your door talks?

Lewa: Yes, I did, in fact. I just got a new doorbell installed. When you press it, a voice says, "Knock!"

Kopaka: Okay then.

Lewa: So what do you want? Make it snappy, I have very important business to take care of. *hides book and smoothie under desk*

Kopaka: Well, our hotel has 9,321 floors, each with a large number of rooms per floor.

Lewa: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: You're welcome! *flies away*

Kopaka: Umm, anyway, we also just expanded our hotel to include a restaurant, condos, and a random arena.

Lewa: And your point is...?

Kopaka: I HAVE TO CLEAN IT ALL! BY MYSELF!!!!

Lewa: Umm, duh. That's your job. You signed up for it when you picked janitator.

Kopaka: First of all, that isn't a word, and secondly, I never got to pick anything. You assigned me that job.

Lewa: So what? You weren't complaining back in Chapter 2, now, were you?

Kopaka: We didn't have a restaurant, condos, or an arena in Chapter 2 either.

Lewa: Well, what do you want me to do about it? I don't give days off...

Kopaka: I don't need a day off, I need an assistant. Preferably a small army of them.

Lewa: An army? No way! You'll depose me and take over the throne!

Kopaka:

Lewa: Err...I mean...an army is hardly necessary. I'll let you have one assistant though.

Kopaka: That's it? No negotiation? No refusal of my demands? No epic bartering session?

Lewa: No.

Kopaka: That's my line!

Lewa: Whatever, just go! I have to get back to work!

*Kopaka leaves, and Lewa pulls out the book and smoothie, and sets the massage setting on his chair to maximum*

Narrator: Several hours later, Kopaka began his search for an assistant janitator.

Kopaka: *walks into front desky area* Hello Gali, Strakk.

GaliStrakk: Hi Kopaka.

Kopaka: You two fused AGAIN!?

Pohatu: *exits stairwell* By the way, I love--

Takanuva: No. Just...no.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Just...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

GaliStrakk: Umm...yes, as a matter of fact, I did.

Pohatu: *shrugs* All I know is that it involved an unfortuate accident with a bottle of energized protodermis, Gresh's helmet, BEC's bags of sugar, and the GIM.

Kopaka: Okay then. Anyway, does anyone have any idea where I might start looking for an assistant janitator? I met with Lewa and he gave me the O.K.

Pohatu: !

GaliStrakk: ! is not a word.

Pohatu: I know. But you mean Lewa actually let you have an assistant!? Where can I get one?

Kopaka: Why do you need an assistant? I only need one because I now have to clean the Nuva Condos, the restaurant, and the random arena. You don't have to bellbottom any of those places.

Pohatu: It's bellBOY, "bellbottom" isn't a verb, and actually yes, I do. Lewa made me sell Tava's Anvil Pies as concessions at the arena, and I'm also the waiter for the restaurant, and I carry Vakama's bags at the Nuva Condos.

Kopaka: Go talk to Lewa then, but I doubt you'll get very far. He said he has a lot of important work to do.

GaliStrakk: "Work," or reading all the Legends books with himself in them while drinking smoothies and relaxing in a massage chair?

Kopaka: Whatever. Where can I start looking for an assistant?

GaliStrakk: I don't know. Gresh might, though.

Kopaka: Where is he?

GaliStrakk: Last time we checked, he was walking around Metru Nui trying to recruit an army.

Kopaka: Really? How come?

Pohatu: To attack Lewa for still owing him w0.01.

Kopaka: Okay then. I'll go look for him. Thanks! *leaves*

Tava: *runs in from restaurant* Cool! Leaves! I'll make a Leaf Pie! *grabs all the leaves and runs back into the restaurant*

Narrator: Laterer, Kopaka finally found Gresh in an area of Po-Metru, giving a rousing speech to a crowd of random Matoran.

Gresh: ...and together, we will triumph! We will persevere! We will succeed! We will get my 1 centiwidget back from Lewa! Who's with me?

*The Matoran all cheer*

Random Matoran #35: Wait a sec, isn't that a centiwidget on the ground by your feet?

Gresh: *looks down* Umm...it's fake.

Random Matoran #35: Really?

Gresh: Yes.

Random Matoran #35: Then why does it say "THIS IS NOT A FAKE CENTIWIDGET" on it?

Gresh: It doesn't.

Random Matoran #35: But I can read--

Gresh: SHH-H-H-H! No you can't! WHO'S WITH ME?

Random Matoran #35: Oh, fine. *claps*

Kopaka: *walks behind Gresh* Hi, Gresh.

Gresh: *turns around and brandishes his weapons* DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!!!! Oh, sorry, I thought you were Lewa.

Kopaka: Why would Lewa be in the middle of Po-Metru?

Gresh: Good point.

Kopaka: Anyway, I need your help. I asked Lewa for an assistant, and he agreed, but I need to recruit him myself.

Gresh: You need to recruit Lewa as your assistant? Good luck with that.

Kopaka: Not Lewa, the assistant! I was wondering if you could help me out. I haven't the slightest idea who to ask to be my assistant janitator.

Gresh: Ah. I see. Well, I'd be happy to loan you any of my Matoran here, but I'll need every one I can get if I want to get that centiwidget back from Lewa.

Kopaka: Couldn't you just pick one up off the ground?

Gresh: Since when can you find Matoran on the ground?

Kopaka: *sighs* Never mind. So, where should I start looking?

Gresh: For Matoran? Well, not on the ground...

Kopaka:

Gresh: Oh, you mean your assistant. Well, if you want to be cliche and stereotypical, I'd suggest going with another Ice character. Kohrak and Kuurahk are both evil, so they wouldn't work. Ehrye might be a good assistant, but the Metruan are underused and forgotten characters and hardly ever crop up in good-quality comedies, so I wouldn't suggest him either. Matoro Inika evolved, so I suppose you're left with just Matoro Mahri.

Kopaka: But isn't he dead?

Gresh: Hmm, that could be a problem. Well, I'm sure you'll find someone. After all, this comedy isn't in any way canon in the slightest...I'm on Metru Nui working a hotel, for one thing. Not to mention all the Strakk/Gali fusions. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to lead the assault on Lewa to recapture my one centiwidget.

Kopaka: KTHXBAI.

Gresh:

Narrator: While Kopaka headed in one direction, toward Ko-Metru to hopefully find some random Ko-character for use as his assistant, Gresh led his army in the opposite direction, back toward The Nuva Inn. In addition to his Matoran recruits, his army also contained several Vahki, a certain cheese-obsessed Roporak, three eggs and ham, a Kikanalo herd, a Kikanalo heard, several massive Cordak launchers, and multiple Skakdi armed with LAZORZ! (not lasers, there's a difference). As one, the group surged forward.

Random Matoran #35: Hmm... *picks up centiwidget from the ground*

TO BE CONTINUED...

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

I've only just started reading this, but already it is awesome!
By only just started, I mean I just decided to read this page.



Are you dissing my comedies?
Even though Vhisola doesn't really crop up in them?

No, I wasn't dissing your comedies (or mine for that matter; Orkahm is a major character in both TBAM and L#SC). Gresh just never knows what he's talking about.

Lewa0111

*Wakes up after being cryogenically frozen.*

Wow, I sure missed a lot of chapters from you. I'm not going to do a review for them, otherwise I'd take a big post and a half or something. Some of the bits I found funny were the Strakk and Gali fusions and now Lewa seems to be Toa Matau Jr. I guess joining the noobs did more to him that I thought...

I laughed at Gresh's comment of how there is no continuity in the comedy whatsoever. I mean it's true, but it's also funny because it's like a giant time glitch. You have Toa Lewa Nuva talking to Toa Vakama in Ta-Metru, for one thing (and for once he's not saying "it's all my fault.").

Well, keep up the awesome work as always. Hopefully I won't let this comedy slip my grasp again, I hate being behind.