Um That's Soren 712 NUVA to you!

I'm the Front Desky person? NOOOO!!, I guess its better than Janating or being the Bell Bottom, And HEY, Kopaka can't use that elevator, hes staff, he needs to use the stairs!!!
*Messes up all the rooms and can't be fired because I'm a PGS*

More funny chapters. good work, Lewa0111. The play part wasn't that good, but the rest was very funny.
Also, congratulations on winning the competition, Blue Eyes Commander.

Thanks, but I want to be a assistant Manager

This is an excelent comedy! I'll never get tried of the *Zaktan appears, throws __________ in the trash.* Joke. By the way, I'm going to send a GS pm to you. If you're not accepting GSs, ignore it.

Funny! I like that "Zaktan throws *insert random toa nuva here* into a trash can* joke, and also that "Takanuva: No. Kopaka: AHHH!" joke. KUTAW! Oh, and I very liked the play part!

Hey thanks for the reviews, everybody!

And now...for the next chapter...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter7 ½: A Pet

Ultimato: A Pet? That’s a terrible chapter!

Narrator: You haven’t even read it yet! And you’re not in this comedy any more!

Ultimato: Oh yeah. *disappears*

Narrator: Anyway…oh yeah, we don’t have a beginning thing in half chapters.

*At the hotel*

Random Matoran: Excuse me, but can you carry these bags up?

BEC: Have the bellbottom do it.

RM: What?

BEC: I meant the bellboy.

Pohatu: STOP CALLING ME BELLBOTTOM!!!

BEC: Geez, okay!

*Later…*

BEC: Hey guys, I’m bored. Can I get a pet?

Tahu: WHAT??? Read the contract. It says—

Everyone else: NO MORE CONTRACT JOKES!!!

Tahu: Fine. Anyway, I’m the only one allowed to come up with stupid ideas like that one.

BEC:

Tahu: Well…okay then, let’s go!

*At the pet store…*

Lewa0111: CWG, cut it out with the ellipsis.

*What is an ellipsis…?*

Lewa0111: This: …

*Okay, fine…*

Lewa0111:

Emoticon Master: That’s my emoticon!

Vahki: You’re arrested for Emotions. *

EM: Aww man!

Pohatu: Can we just get on with the point?!?!? By the way, I love—

Gali: You already used that joke.

Pohatu: Fine.

Pet store owner looking manager guy cashier/clerk: Umm…can I help you?

BEC: Oh yeah, I’m looking for a pet. Preferably a kraata.

PSOLMGCC: Umm…okay. What type?

Muffled voice from under the desk: Pick me!

Lewa: Who said that?

PSOLMGCC: Nobody!

BEC: Wait a minute… *overturns desk, and sees a green kraata sitting under it*

Green kraata: About time somebody let me out of there!

Everybody: O.o You can talk?

GK: Of course I can! My name’s Fred, by the way. Fred the talking plant control kraata.

BEC: Wow! A talking kraata! I don’t think I’d want one of those, though…

Fred: *plants come up and start strangling BEC*

BEC: Fine! I’ll buy you, Fred!

*Zaktan appears and throws Fred and Tahu into a trash can, then disappears*

Fred: Does this happen a lot?

Tahu: Welcome to my world.

PSOLMGCC: Anyway, that’ll be 39597349857923847593842759238475938457920362P3405876234 widgets please.

BEC: Umm…why is there a letter in that number?

PSOLMGCC: Because it’s an algebra equation.

Fred: NO! MUST DESTROY ALGEBRA EQUATIONS!!! *plants grow and strangle the cash register*

Pohatu: Can cash registers be strangled?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Onua: Wow, that was predictable.

BEC: Let’s just go.

Everyone: Okay!

Register: Oog…

Gali: How can registers talk?

Tava: Because of PIE!!! PIE!!!

Onua: It’s a comedy.

Tahu: Oh, okay.

Lewa: Can we end the chapter now?

Fred: I haven’t gotten a chance to say much in this chapter!!

BEC: I just bought you.

Lewa: This is random.

Lewa0111: Chapter ended due to too much spam.

Word Count: 426

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Tahuisgreat, your GS chapter is next, okay? And BTW, the thing with a * next to it, I borrowed from BEC's comedy, Mask of Insanity

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Thats Mask of INSANITY, and I also used "Vahki: You're arrested for smiles" in Legends of Metru Nutcase

Well, this is absurd. Fred: No I'm not! Me: I wasn't talking to you. As I was saying, I think Fred'll be a great edition to the gang. Plant control, eh? That could be interesting...... *Images next chapter with himself burning down the hotel and Fred growing a really big tree in it's spot.*

Can I change Freds name to. PURPLE!!, No, BAZOOKA!!, Nope, How about I rename him to, Sponge

Sorry, BEC, but Fred he'll stay. I'm glad you guys liked him, though.

Tahuisgreat, I just remembered that I had one more chapter to do before I do yours. Yours, though, WILL for sure be after this one!!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 8: The Scrambler

BEC: Yay! It’s my turn to be in the beginning! Hey, wait a minute…what’s a scrambler? Can it make scrambled eggs?

Narrator: Oh, BEC. You have to read the chapter to find out! And I still think that I should have gotten your job…

BEC: But then you’d have to talk to yourself.

Narrator: Oh yeah, I forgot. Too bad I can’t split myself in half like Gali does…Anyway, we now find the Toa Nuva swimming in their new pool…well, Gali’s swimming, the rest are just watching.

Gali: Yay! I finally get to swim!

Tahu: Gali, I don’t know how you can do that. I wouldn’t go in there if you paid me!

Tava: I’ll pay you…in pie!

Tahu: Okay! *jumps in the water* Help! I can’t swim!

Gali: You’re in the kiddie pool, silly.

Tahu: Oh. *climbs out* Can I have my pie now?

Tava: Here you go. *makes a million pies and buries Tahu*

Tahu: *muffled* Thanks.

Kopaka: This is boring, I wish it was an ice skating rink! *hits the water with his sword, which freezes over* Yay! *skates around*

Gali: *frozen* Hey! We already have an ice skating rink!

Kopaka: Well, this one is better!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*knock*

BEC: Oops! I forgot to be at the front desk! *teleports magically to the front desk* Hello, what do you want?

Nuparu *who just walked in*: Hi, I’d like a million dollars.

BEC:

Nuparu: Just kidding! I just wanted to show you that I invented this thing called a Scrambler!

BEC: Umm…you randomly walk into hotels and show off your inventions?

Nuparu: Yeah, what’s wrong with that?

*everyone else walks in*

Lewa: What is that?

Nuparu: It’s called a scrambler.

Tava: PIE!!! *pushes button*

Nuparu: Wait, don’t—

*everyone starts flying around randomly*

Narrator: Hey, what’s going on?

*everyone lands on Voya Nui*

Tahu: Where are we?

Tava: PIE!!!! *runs to a big random pie sitting in the middle of nowhere*

BEC: This place is weird. Hey look, a Manager’s card! *runs over to a big random Manager’s card sitting in the middle of nowhere*

Tahu: A Flamethrower! *runs to a big random flamethrower sitting in the middle of nowhere*

Gali: A Pool! *runs over to a big random pool sitting in the middle of nowhere*

Kopaka: An anti-Takanuva device! *runs over to a big random anti-Takanuva device sitting in the middle of nowhere*

Lewa: A bunch of money! *runs over to a big random bunch of money sitting in the middle of nowhere*

Pohatu: A special edition Kolhii ball! *runs over to a big random Kolhii ball sitting in the middle of nowhere*

Onua: Mining stuff! *runs over to a big random pile of mining stuff sitting in the middle of nowhere*

*they all fall into a trap*

BEC: Hey! We all fell into a trap!

CWG: Duh! Can’t you read?

???: Now I get my revenge!

Tahu: Who’s that?

Zaktan: Ha! It’s me!

Tahu: What do you mean, you’re getting your revenge?

Zaktan: Hah! *throws five million giant trash cans on them all, then disappears*

BEC: He’s weird.

Tava: PIE!!

Pohatu: So, Lewa, how are we going to get out of here?

Lewa: Umm…good question. Hey Narrator!

BEC: I was in the starting thing this time, maybe I should do it! Hey NARRATOR!!!

Narrator: What? I’m in the shower!

BEC: Could you help us get out of here?

Narrator: Oh, sorry. *makes a whirlwind, and they appear somewhere else*

*barney walks by*

Lewa: AAAHH!! BARNEY!!! GET IT AWAY!!!

Nuparu: Oops, sorry.

Barney: I love you, you love—

Lewa: SHUT UP!!!

Tava: Pie?

Onua: Nuparu, get us out of here!

Nuparu: Why should I?

Onua: You like Barney? Hah! You like Barney!

Nuparu: No I don’t! Oh, fine…*hits button, and makes a whirlwind*

Onua: Where are we?

Lewa: We need to get back to the hotel!

Onua: Duh!

Tava: PIE!!!!!!!!PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIE!!!!!!!!! *notices that the entire world is made of pie*

Tahu: Umm…okay.

BEC: At least we won’t starve!

Fred: Shut up already.

BEC: NO! There’s no sugar! WE’RE DOOMED!

Fred: Great. I get landed with a sugar-crazy, sarcastic Ko-Matoran. Ugh.

*Note: The following two lines will be written in Matoran for some weird reason*

: !

!

: ...

bec: Ilikesugar! Sugar! Sugaaaarrrr!!!

Fred: you’re too hyper.

BEC: Noimnot!

Tahu: Nuparu, get us out of here.

Nuparu: Sure thing! *whirlwind, and they all land back in the Nuva Inn*

Tava: WAAHH!!! NO PIE!!!

BEC: Here you go. *gives him a random pie*

*boom*

Lewa: What’s that?

Onua: Oh no! It’s a million Matoran who want to stay at our hotel!

*a swarm of Matoran comes in and swamps everyone*

Takanuva: No!!

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!

NHT EDE

BEC: Umm…okay.

Narrator: What? I did get you away from Zaktan and his Trash Cans of Doom, after all!

BEC: Yeah, well I never got any sugar.

Fred: That’s a good thing.

Narrator: Hey! Only 1 person allowed!

BEC: He’s with me.

Kohrak-Kal: Can I say something?

Narrator, BEC, and Fred: NO!!

Word Count: 767

Random Emoticon of the Day:

YAY!!, I loved it, And whats scary, I understood those lines in Matoran, Fred: Uhoh,
BEC: Why did'nt I get any sugar??? *eats the Sugar* IMNOTHYPERMNOTHYPERATALL,NOTHYPER! *Jumps 100 feet in the air* Anyways, I loved it all, Especialy the part where 3 seconds I was allmost manager , And I like how Kohrak-Kal allways tries to talk, but can't

Funny! But strangly weird...But still suprisingly funny.

Lewa0111: ARE YOU CALLING ME WEIRD!?
Me: AH! MOMMY! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ME!?*
Lewa0111: Er...no.
Me: Oh. Good

Anyway, I give it a 3.1454462673768637657863.../pi

*This is a little joke I made up. Could you use it in the next chapter?

Godzilla Forever, thanks for the joke! I'll use it in the next chapter! Tahuisgreat, you're in this one!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter—umm…whatever number we’re on now: Family Reunion

*Family Reunion? What’s with that?*

Narrator: I can’t believe it! I’m talking to a caption writing guy!

*What’s that supposed to mean?*

Narrator: Oh, nothing. Anyway…let’s get on with the chapter! Tahu is preparing to go to a lava surfing competition.

Tahu: Lava surfing! Yippee! Wee! Yay! WAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOO!!!! *bounces off walls*

Lewa: Umm…maybe you should try decaf coffee. #

Tahu: I don’t drink coffee! #

Gali: Well, what did you eat this morning?

Tahu: Just an entire box of sugar.

Gali: Well, that explains it.

BEC: HEY!!! WHO ATE ALL MY SUGAR?!?!?

Tahu: Gotta go! Bye! *he runs out of the hotel*

Onua: Has anyone noticed that this has nothing to do with the hotel so far?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*knock*

BEC: Hello?

*A guy who looks EXACTLY like Tahu Olda walks in*

???: Hi, I’m Tahuisgreat, and I’d like a room for two nights, please.

Everyone:

Tahuisgreat (TIG): Hello?

Lewa: You…

Kopaka: Look…

Gali: Exactly…

BEC: Like…

Tava: PIE!!!

TIG: I look like pie?

Pohatu: Not pie, you look like Tahu!

Tahuisgreat: Who?

Pohatu: Never mind.

*Later…*

Takanuva: What rotten luck! Just when I need to ask Tahu if he knows this guy, he’s gone!

Lewa: Yeah. I wonder what he’s doing right now…

*At the lava surfing competition*

Tahu: WEEEEE! YAHOO! YYEAAAHH!!! *splats into a wall*

Tahu: wee…yahoo…yeah…



*Back at the Nuva Inn*

Onua: So…any ideas?

Tava: PIE!!!

Onua: You’re…not helping.

Tava: PIE?

BEC: I know! We could give him a test, about things Tahu would like! Then if he gets it right, we’d know he’s related to him!

Gali: You know, that’s so random…it might work.

*Laterer…*

Nuju: That’s still not proper grammar!

Narrator: And you’re still not in this comedy!

*Nuju disappears*

TIG: So, what, do I just take this test?

Gali: That’s right! If you score 100%, you win a lifetime supply of Tava’s pies!

TIG: Great! So…first question. What do you like best? A: Lava surfing. B: Lava surfing. C: Lava surfing. D: A, B, and C. E: Not lava surfing. Hmm…I guess, D. Question 2: What’s your favorite thing? A: Fire. B: Lava. C: Neither. D: A and B.

*Latererer…*

Gali: *reading the test* WOW! This is exactly what Tahu would have said! Where is he now?

Kopaka: Hang on and let me use my mask.

Whenua: You know that mask is worthless, since mine is basically the same thing.

Kopaka: Get out of here.

*At the LSC…*

Announcer guy: And the winner is…TAHU!

Tahu: That’s Tahu Nuva to you!

AG: AH! MOMEE! Are you going to eat me!? *

Tahu: Err…no.

AG: Good.

Tahu: Now I have to go back to the hotel. Mask of Speed! *he changes to the Kakama and runs really fast to get to where Kopaka is*

Iruini: You know that that mask is worthless, too, right?

Tahu:

Iruini:

Gali: Umm…Tahu? There’s someone here we’d like you to meet. *TIG comes out*

Tahu: Oh Mata Nui! It’s my long lost brother’s sister’s cousin’s aunt’s…

*five hours later*

Tahu:…Uncle’s cousin’s grandma’s father’s niece’s second cousin twice removed! It’s been so long, Tahuisgreat!

TIG: Tahu! It’s you!

Gali: That explains the resemblance…

Pohatu: I wonder why he named him after himself?

Everyone: Aww, what a happy ending!

Tahu and TIG:

Everyone else:

Tahu: Finally, some peace and quiet.

TIG: Thanks, …umm… however it is you’re related to me!

Word Count: 589

Random Emoticon of the Day:

The thing with the * by it is from Godzilla Forever. The things with the # by it are from the movie Hoodwinked.

Great chapters, lewa0111. I especially liked Fred, and Zaktan's thing with trash cans. I also think the way you've made BEC's character's personality is good. Keep it up!

I love it! I especialy liked the you, look, like, PIE!!! Can Tava say anything besides PIE!!! ???, Anyways, I loved my parts, you hit my personality right on the mark, wheres my sugary soda? *looks at cup and drinks soda*

MWAHAHAHA! The phrase "AH! MOMMY! ARE GOING TO EAT ME!?" will sweep BZP and become the
ultimate fad! MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Anyway, nice chapter. I might GS! This could be an example of how I come in:



GOJIRA RULZ!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 9: The Bohrok Charmer

Tava: PIE!!!

Narrator: Umm…okay.

Tava: PIE!!!

Narrator: Aren’t you supposed to ask me about the chapter?

Tava: Is there any pie in it? Or pi, for that matter?

Narrator: I don’t know, just shut up! We join the—

Tava: PIE PIE PIE PIEPIE PIEPIE PIE PIE PIEPIE.

*Translation: We join the Toa Nuva at their hotel.*

Tahu and Tava: Hey Lewa! Didn’t you say we’d get a restaurant eventually?

Lewa: Oh yeah, I forgot. Go talk to Takanuva, he’s the construction manager.

Tahu: TAKANUVA!

Takanuva: What? I’m on the phone!

Nuju: With whom?

Tava: PIE?

Takanuva: I’m ordering a Bohrok Charming Kit from 1-800 BOHROK KIT.

Tahu:

*knock*

U.P.S. Guy: Is there a Mr. Takanuva here?

Takanuva: That’s me!

UPSG: This is for you.

Takanuva: Wow, what fast service! *goes to front lobby*

BEC: What’s that, Takanuva?

Takanuva: It’s a Bohrok Charming Kit! I ordered it off of 1-800 BOHROK KIT!

BEC: Oookay…

Fred: Is this place always this insane?

BEC: Pretty much.

*Takanuva opens box and pulls out a flute*

Takanuva: Yay! A Bohrok Charming Flute!

*reads instructions* Hmm…let’s see. It says, ‘To use your new Bohrok Charming Kit, you need a Bohrok. Just add pie’. Wait—pie?

Tava: PIE!! *gives him a pie*

Takanuva: Thanks! *dumps pie into kit and a Kohrak-Kal appears*

Kohrak-Kal: Yay! I finally get to be in the comedy!

Narrator: Aren’t you supposed to be evil?

Kohrak-Kal: Oh yeah. I mean…FEAR ME!!!

Takanuva: Wait! *everything freezes in time, including a piece of paper that fell off the desk in midair* Let me get ready! *pulls out his new BCK flute, cleans it for an hour, then gets ready to play* Okay, go. *everything goes back to normal*

Kohrak-Kal: We search for Cahdok and Gahdok, queens of the swarms.

Pohatu: ‘We?’ It’s just you!

Kohrak-Kal: Good point.

*Takanuva starts playing the BCF horribly*

Every matoran in the hotel: Make it stop! Aah!

Kohrak-Kal: You think that’s music? What about this? *sends sonic waves all over*

EMITH: YAY! MUSIC! ENCORE!

*Takanuva plays again*

EMITH: No! Stop the sonic wave!

Later…

EMITH:…the soundshape…the soundshape…

Kohrak-Kal: Yeah! I’m popular! *whips out guitar and starts playing, with everyone clapping along*

Narrator: WAIT! That’s not how it’s supposed to go!

Kohrak-Kal: Oops, sorry.

Narrator: Ugh. I’ll fix it. *Everything goes crazy for a few moments, then Kohrak-Kal disappears and Takanuva’s BCK goes away*

Kohrak-Kal: Waah! I’m not in the comedy anymore!

Narrator: Umm…

Takanuva: Hey! I have a great idea! I’ll buy a Bohrok Charming Kit!

Everyone else:

Takanuva: Fine then, never mind.

Gali: ANYWAY…

*suddenly an earthquake happens*

Krekka: Are you doing that?

Nidhiki: No! Wait…what are we doing here?

*Krekka shrugs*

Krekka: I don’t know, but I could really go for some cauliflower right about now.

Nidhiki: YOU MORON!!!

Tahu: Bioquake?

Gali: Worse…BOHROK!!!

Lewa: Cut it out with the LoMN references!

*a billion bohrok come in and smash things*

Bohrok1: Yay for Takanuva! I love it!

Bohrok2: Can we have an encore?

Takanuva: What are you guys talking about?

B1: A few minutes ago a few minutes later we heard you playing some great music! But Kohrak-Kal was really bad!

Everyone else: Huh?

All Bohrok: Never mind. *they leave*

Tava: Pie?

BEC: Well, seeing as we don’t have any guests right now, what can we do?

Gali: We can party! Oh wait, Takanuva stole my instant party mix. Hey! *runs out with Takanuva and there’s the sound of screaming, water, and light*

Onua: How are we hearing light?

Pohatu: It’s a comedy.

Takanuva: Ow. *Gali comes in* No!

Kopaka: AAAAAAHHH!!! Wait, that’s the first time that’s happened in this whole chapter! Amazing!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAARRRGGHHH!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

THE END

Tava: PIE!!!

Narrator: I do something right for once, and all you can say is, ‘pie’?

Tava: PIE!!

Narrator: Oh, forget it.

Word Count: 629

Random Emoticon of the Day: :shrug:

Another great chapter, lewa0111. I especially liked the LoMN references. I also like how Tava always says Pie. And you got more of my favourite part in, with the No. Aaarrrggghhhh! thing. Great work, Keep it up.

Where is "AH! MOMY! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ME?!" in this chappy? Anyway, I'll send my GS after this
post.

Tava: Pie, Pie!
GF: SHUT UP?
Tava: Pie?
GF: CUZ' I SAID SO!
Tava: pie.
GF: Rrrright... Er, sorry about that!
Tava: PIE PIE PIE PIE!!!
GF: Sorry, I gotta go...
*fighting, biting, and pie is heard*
Lewa0111: Wait...you hear pie?
GF: If it's Tava pie...

O-K...go on with the comedy goodness! And if I GS, could you mak that part of the chapter?

GF, I'll put you in a later chapter. But if you have a chapter idea, you should PM it to me, not post it, OK?

And now, presenting...

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 10: The Mask of…Vahki?

-awkward silence-

Narrator: Hey! Someone say something for the beginning!

-awkward silence-

Krekka: Okay, I’ll do it!

Nidhiki: No! You’re supposed to be helping me with evil plans!

Krekka: But he has cauliflower!

Nidhiki: Oh, why do I bother?

Narrator: Anyway…we find the Toa Nuva going out to eat at their own restaurant.

Lewa: Hey! This service is taking forever! *looks at watch* I mean, we ordered 4 hours ago!

Tahu: I wonder what’s wrong?

Pohatu: Duh, you moron! You’re the cook, along with Tava! And you two are both here, so…no one’s cooking, and no one’s serving, either!

Krekka: Here you go, Gali; your Cauliflower Deluxe.

Gali: Ha! I told you you all should have ordered the cauliflower, but no!

Tava: PIE!!

BEC: But I want my sugar! WAAHHH!!!

Takanuva: Hang on, what’s that in your dinner, Gali?

Gali: Hmm? Weird. *pulls out a purple Vahi* Hey! It looks like a purple Vahi!

Caption Writing Guy: That’s what I’m here for.

Narrator: Shut up.

Kohrak-Kal:

Narrator: Don’t even think about it.

*Kohrak-Kal disappears*

Lewa: Hey! I know what that is! It’s the Kanohi Vahki!

Pohatu: Umm…don’t you mean Kanohi Vahi?

Lewa: No, it’s the Vahki, the mask of Vahkis! Watch. *he puts on the Vahki and suddenly a bunch of vahki come running into the restaurant*

Pohatu: Umm…what exactly would be the point of that mask?

Vahki1: <shut up>

Vahki2: <do not insult the master of the Vahki>

Vahki1: <that’s all you ever say>

Vahki2: <I know>

Lewa: Shut up, you guys.

Onua: You can understand them?

Lewa: I told you it was useful!

Takanuva: Well, that army of Vahki isn’t nearly as good as my army of bohrok!

Vahki1: <hey!>

Vahki2: <no one insults the Vahki>

Vahki3: <pickles>

Lewa:

Gali: Stop! We don’t need to fight over this!

Lewa: Well, then what should we do instead?

Gali: We can party over this! *party lights come on*

Everyone else *including the vahki*

Tahu: I’ve got a better idea: how about we have the two armies verse each other by our hotel, and see who wins! We could charge admission, too!

Onua: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Takanuva: No!

Kopaka: AAAAAHHHH!!!

Krekka: Do you want seconds, Gali?

Everyone but Krekka:

Later…

Tahu *in megaphone*: Come one! Come all! See Takanuva and the Bohrok challenge Lewa and the Vahki! Only six hundred dollars per ticket! *pause* Hmm…I wonder why no one’s coming?

Random matoran: Hey firebrain! Nobody in their right mind would pay six hundred dollars for a ticket!

Tahu: Huh? *looks down at card* Oh, I forgot the decimal point. I mean—Six dollars!

RM: That’s much better. *suddenly a crowd of matoran form in front of the ticket booth*

Tahu: Good business!

Laterer…

Takanuva *to bohrok*: Now don’t be nervous, just whip those Vahki. Remember, you came first!

Bohrok1: <actually, they came first.>

Takanuva: But you were released first, which is more important.

All Bohrok: < what?>

Takanuva: Never mind.

*Pohatu walks in with popcorn and lemonade*

Pohatu: Takanuva, are you ready? We’re getting impatient, just get out there.

Takanuva: No.
Kopaka *who just walked in*: AAAARRRGGHHH!!!

*In another part of the hotel*

Lewa: Vahki, let’s go.

BEC *who just walked in with Fred and eating sugar*: HeyLewaitsalmosttimetostarttheshownow! Dontforgettojustdoyourbest! YoullbeatTakanuvaeasilywithyourmaskofVahki!

Fred: You’re just too hyper.

BEC: Iknowisntitgreat?

Fred: Ugh.

Lewa: Okay, let’s go!

Vahki1: <aren’t you going to give us a pep talk?>

Vahki2: <yeah, and maybe a story?>

Lewa: Pep talks are for wimps. Let’s just go.

BEC: Okaythisisgonnabegood! Imsoexcitedicouldexplode!

Fred: I can see that.

Latererer…

Onua *in microphone*: Attention all Matoran *sees Krekka, Roodaka, Sidorak, Nidhiki, and other assorted beings*…and other things, Welcome to the First Ever Fight between Bohrok and Vahki and their leaders, Takanuva and Lewa, also known as the FEFBBAVATLTAL.

Everyone in crowd: Uhh…

Onua: Anyway, let’s get on with the show!

Crowd: Fight! Fight! Fight!

*Takanuva and Lewa come up both acting like Clint Eastwood*

Narrator: Hey Caption Writing Guy! There’s no Clint Eastwood in BIONICLE!

CWG: Oops. Anyway, let’s just get on with it.

*Lewa puts on his Mask of Vahki and Takanuva pulls out his BCF, then both armies face each other*

B834: <for Takanuva and justice>

V8736845: <for Lewa and justice>

B834: <stop copying me>

V3: <pickles>

All Vahki and Bohrok: < >

B2: <Lewa is dumb>

V2: <do not insult the master of the Vahki>

*they all start fighting and it turns into a cartoony cloud*

V3: <pickles>

Onua: And the winner is…a tie! The Vahki would have won, but Vahki3 said ‘pickles’ when he wasn’t supposed to.

All Vahki: <V3, you fool>

V3: <pickles>

THE ^cauliflower END

Narrator: Grr! Krekka…

Krekka: What? I love cauliflower!

Narrator: Okay, new rule: no changing anything I ^cauliflower write! Hey!

Krekka: Hee he he…

Word Count: 817

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Like it? Review please!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

WEEEEE! Bohrok versus Vahki! I bought a ticket and saw it! Then how about I come up in the next
chapter and talk to you! And become the hotel mascot!

Godzilla Forever, I already mentioned that all chapter ideas are to be PMed to me, not posted, ok? Also, I used your 'AAH! Momeee! Are you going to eat me?' joke in my Ask Matau comedy, if that's okay with you.

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

This is so funny!!!!

I WANT TO BE in this comedy!

Can I?

Dsaa1

Dsaa1, sure, you can GS. Just PM me using the form found on page 1 somewhere. Next chapter should be up soon! OFF TOPIC: Where'd you get the Matau avatar from? ON TOPIC: My list of GS's that I haven't put in a chapter yet are:

Godzilla Forever
Mights
Ultimato (He is semi-permanent, so he'll be back)
POSSIBLY Dsaa1
Brutaka88

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Another great chapter. I liked Krekka putting califlower in at the end. I also liked the Vahki. hopefully they'll be in more chapters.

Well, I just got out of school Thursday, so I decided to write a 'Special Edition' chapter just for the occasion!

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 11: The Special Edition School's Out Chapter

Lewa: How can there be a special edition School's Out chapter? We don't even go to school!

Lewa0111: I can change that, if you don't stop complaining!

Lewa: Never mind.

Lewa0111: And it's school's out for ME, not you. Just for your information, there will be nothing all that special about it, except for the color purple, random emoticons, and the return of the Giant Inflatable Monkey.

GIF: Yay! I'm back!

Lewa0111: Not yet. Just start the chapter, Narrator!

Narrator: Okay. The Toa Nuva are in their hotel.

Lewa: Duh.

: Yippee! BURN STUFF! *sets the kitchen on fire*

: Not the kitchen again!

Lewa: Wait a second, how come you two have emoticons in your names?





Lewa: STOP IT, NARRATOR!!!

Narrator: Fine.

Tahu: Phew.

Gali: I'm not an emoticon anymore!

Neither am I!



No.

AAAHH!!

Onua: Umm, is there a point to this chapter?

Narrator: Not really.

*BEC comes running in*

BEC: HEY!!! Who took all the sugar?

Onua: Umm, the FDA showed up and confiscated it.

BEC: Yeah right!

Pohatu: It's true.

Fred: Umm, why are some of you talking in purple?

Pohatu: I don't know.

Tava: PIE!!!

Lewa: Shut up.

Tava: :quietpie:

Lewa: That's not even a real emoticon!

Tava: :pieinface:

Lewa: Or that!

Tava: PIE!!! I just made a giant inflatable banana pie!

*The Giant Inflatable Monkey comes in*

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

GIF: BANANNA!

Tava: PIE!!!

Lewa: This'll take all day.

Kopaka:

Fred: Is this always this random?

BEC: Not usually, this is a record for TNI.

*Zaktan appears*

Zaktan: :trashcan:

Lewa: STOP USING FAKE EMOTICONS!!!

*Zaktan throws Lewa into a trash can, then disappears*

Lewa: Narrator, just end the chapter.

Narrator: You can't make me.

Lewa0111: But I can!

Narrator: Okay.

THE END

Lewa: For the love of Mata Nui, that was weird.

Onua: Even for TNI.

Lewa: Yeah.

Random Emoticon of the Day: :tniemoticon:

Lewa: Ugh.

Like it? Post here!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

wow i mised alot of chaptersyay the gif is back
kutgw

When am I going to be in a chapter????

If its the next one tell me

Dsaa1

Edit: Sorry i didn't say, but I liked it, but too random

Yay, the colour purple and random emoticions, some of which don't exist! And the Giant Inflatable Monkey! another funny chapter! Keep up the amazing super-funny comedy!

Great comedy Lewa0111! I just PMed you about GSing in this comedy.

It was a little random. But still very good! The fake emoticions and The Giant Inflatable Monkey makes a return. This is a job well done.

I'm glad you liked the special edition school's out chapter! It was supposed to be random on purpose, that's why it's special! But now, we will return from that super-randomness to our regularly scheduled randomness.

The Nuva Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 12 (Part 1 of 5): More Villains

BEC: MORE VILLAINS?!?!? The Emoticon Master had better not be in this one, Lewa0111!

Narrator: Don't worry, the EM is in prison. I talked to Lewa0111 and he says that these are different villains.

BEC: Phew.

*At the Metru Nui Prison*

EM:

Avak: Hahahaha! This cell is emoticon-proof! You can't escape!

EM: :sad:

Avak: Don't even try, it's useless.

EM:

*Back at The Nuva Inn*

Lewa: So, what's going on?

Tahu: BURN STUFF!!!!

Gali: Oh great, time for me to drench him... *she walks out*

*Tahu comes back in dripping wet*

Tahu: GALI!!!



Gali:

Onua: You guys, you're going to pass the emoticon limit if you keep going like that!

Everyone else:

Onua: It's hopeless.

Everyone else:

*They hear a loud crash*

Fred: I heard a loud crash!

BEC: I heard sugar! Let's go!

Pohatu: How can you hear sugar?

Kopaka: Probably the same way you can hear pie and light.

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tava: PIE!!!

*Hissing is heard, and the six Rahkshi come in*

Narrator: What? That wasn't in the script!!!

CWG: I'll change it. *The Rahkshi disappear*

Narrator: Dang it, they're still here.

CWG: Even captions have limits.

Tuurahk: It's hopeless! We're immune to author powers!

Lewa0111, Narrator, and CWG: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Tuurahk: And now we shall take over the Nuva Inn!

Tahu: Oh, no you don't. BURN STUFF!!!! *he lights the whole hotel on fire, but the Rahkshi are unhurt*

Everyone else:

Tahu:

Lerahk: Fear my poison!

Tava: Fear my pie!

Lerahk: Stop mocking my poison-ness!

Tava: Stop mocking my pie-ness!

Lerahk: GRR!!! *throws Tava out the window*

Tava: PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

BEC: WhoawhatarethoseRahkshidoinghere? Thisismyhotelgetoutofhere! Iwilldestroyyouwithmysuperhyperness!

Panrahk: You are insane.

BEC: Yeahiknow.

Fred: Get out, brothers!

Everyone else: You know them??!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way, I love--

Everyone but Pohatu: ENOUGH WITH THAT JOKE!!!

Fred: Plant control-ness! *a giant tree appears and spears Panrahk into the cieling, but he is unhurt because Tahu burned it*

Fred:

Guurahk: Get out of here, or we'll...umm...do stuff! Yeah! So get out!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Tuurahk: I mean it!

Everyone but Lewa: Okay. *they leave*

Tahu: Umm, guys?

All Rahkshi: Yay! Let's kick a random Toa! *they start kicking Tahu*

Tahu: Oww! Ooh! Oww! I'm out of here! *runs out*

Rahkshi: We have taken over the hotel! Now we have to change the sign.

The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn

Tahu: We're doomed.

Lewa: They changed the SIGN???

Lewa0111: My comedy has gotten out of my hands.

*You don't even have hands, you're a Great Author Being!*

Lewa0111: Oh yeah.

*Somewhere else...*

???: I knew that it would come to this. The Rahkshi must be stopped, and by the power that is mine, I swear, I WILL STOP THEM!!! Just as soon as I finish my favorite TV show.

THE END

Narrator: What...have I done?

Lewa0111: It's not your fault.

BEC: OhyesitisyourfaultNarrator! YougotmysugarcapturedbythoseRahkshi! You'llpayforthis!

Narrator: I saved your sugar. It's right here. *pulls out a box of sugar bigger than a house*

BEC: YAYmysugar'sback!

So...Questions? Comments? Pie? Just respond here! BTW, The first two GS's on my list will be included in this 5 part series, the rest will be after that.

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

Woohoo! More randomness!!!



So, Avak is working in Metru-Nui, eh? Maybe he's doing hard labor?



Mu ha ha! Nobody listens to Onua!



Hey! Tava is ruining harmony in the nature!



This is VERY bad.



Looks like there is a way to fight them...



Or maybe not.



Very "scary".



I sense that Lewa will start doing some activity to get them out...
All in all, this was a great chapter! I wonder how toa nuva will defeat this threat... This must be a big fight, it lasts 5 chapters! Just can't wait...

Glad you liked it, Onewa Fan!

Just so you know, it WILL be a 5 parter, and there are 2 guest stars in this 'section' of TNI. Next chapter should be up soon!

--lewaman (AKA lewa0111)

You Maniacs! You destroyed it all! Darn you! Darn you all to Karzahni!! *sobbing quietly* I hope the Nuva take the Inn back!

Don't worry, LoS, they'll get it back. Let's just say that the Rahkshi are having a tough time of running the hotel, as you can see in this brief TNI short:

*at The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn*

Lerahk: GO AWAY YOU INSANE MATORAN!!! OR I'LL POISON YOU!!!

RM1: But...we want a room at the hotel!

Lerahk: This isn't a hotel!

RM1: Yes it is!

Lerahk: JUST GET LOST, YOU #$%#$^#@% MATORAN!!!

*anvil falls on him*

Livna: Bullseye!

Lerahk: Oog. Anvils can talk?

I promise there'll be a new chapter up later today!!!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

I can't wait for the new one! Just how the Toa Nuva will get the hotel inn back? But, I guess the fight will be in the last part, right? Well, rahkshi are going to have some fun in there... *Imagines Zaktan throwing Turahk into the trashcan.* No red people will be safe in The Nuva Inn!

Sorry guys for the wait, my normal life needed attending to.

The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me!
Chapter 13 (part 2 of 5): RT: Rahkshi have Problems NT: Lewa's Plan

Narrator: So, we join the Toa Nuva...

Vorahk: Hey! We're RAHKSHI!

Narrator: Fine. We join the Rahkshi...

Vorahk: Rahkshi NUVA to you!

Narrator: You're not even Toa!

Vorahk: Oh. By the way, who are you?

Narrator: I'm the narrator.

Tuurahk: I don't like you. You're fired!

Narrator: WHAT??? Second time in one comedy! I'll go live with the Nuva now. *leaves*

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drkljghrdubljdfbdz;jer;kuzsto'/akjkh]estpe\w][rp[iyau[oieuatpauretgypurdypetyuheayh

Tuurahk: What's going on here?

ajsthgsajhtylsjzet;rawu35hpq3w5;q2pui5ypt SSEIHFZSKJHTGw4au5yoawuthlayotr

Panrahk: Umm...randomness?

Vorahk: No, you morons! Without a nerrator, this happens!

jrosuo4y36uhias4yt

Tuurahk: Okay, new narrator time!

Rahkshi Narrator (RN): I'll be the narrator.

Tuurahk: Okay!

RN: We join the Rahkshi in their newly captured hotel.

Guurahk: That was the longest starting thing ever in this comedy.

Lerahk: No kidding.

Kraata1: Hi, I'd like a room please?

Kraata2: Me too!

BECrahk: Of course!

Lerahk: Who are you?

BECrahk: I'm the Rahkshi answer to BEC!

Tavarahk: ANTI-PIE!!!! AND ANTI-PI!!!

Lerahki: Ookay...where was that in the contract? And what's this 'i' doing at the end of my name?

Kraata1: (power: Letter Control) No idea.

*Zaktan appears and throws Tuurahk in a trash can*

Tuurahk: GET BACK HERE YOU @%@!% PIRAKA!!!! I'LL SUE YOU!!!!

RN: ?Umm...yeah. This is pretty strange.

Narrator: Back with the Toa Nuva and co...

Gali: Tahu! Your mask!

Tahu: Who cares about scratches?

Gali: I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about the fact that you still have your Pakari on from the play!

Tahu: Oh. But my hotel is destroyed! By the SAME GUYS WHO KILLED TA-KORO!!!!

Takanuva: Now who's being repetitive?

Bob the Pirate : Hey guys! Can I help you?

Everyone: BOB THE PIRATE ?

Bob the Pirate : What?

BEC: You're the guy who...

Tava: Hops between comedies...

Ultimato: So that he...

Lewa: Can take them over!... You've been in 'Ask my Moc's', 'Ask Vezon', 'Ask Matau', 'Filming Mishaps', and 'Web of Silliness'!



Bob the Pirate : Yeah, but I don't want to take over TNI...yet. I want to kill the RAHKSHI!!!! I had taking over comedies copyrighted, and they stole it! MUST KILL RAHKSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lewa: Ookay...

Pohatu: Well, then, welcome to the club!

Bob the Pirate : I'm in a club? Yay for me!

Onua: You sound like the guy from Emperor's New Groove.

Bob the Pirate : I've never seen it.

Onua: Oh.

Lewa: Wait a minute...I have a plan.

GIM: Does it involve me?

Tava: Does it involve pie? Or pi?

Bob the Pirate : Does it involve pirate emoticons?

BEC: Does it involve randomness?

Tahu: Does it involve BURNING STUFF!!!!?

Onua: Does it involve mining?

Gali: Does it involve Guest Stars?

Pohatu: Does it involve Kolhii?

Dani: Oh, just for the heck of it...Does it involve all of the above?

Lewa: I told you, get back to your own comedy!

Dani: But my comic was discontinued! The author's computer broke!

Lewa: That's touching...Okay! You can help too.

Dani: Yay!

Takanuva: Welcome to the Happydance Emoticon club!

Dani:

Kopaka:

Dani: Umm... Does he like that emoticon?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: Wow. That was his longest 'AAH' ever!

Kopaka: Thank you.

Guiness Book of World Records guy (GBOWRG): You won! I will put you in the book!

Kopaka: Yay!

Dani: Welcome to the 'Happydance emoticon' club!

Takanuva: He can't be in it!

Dani: He's cute.

Everyone:

Dani: What?

Kopaka: Aww...she likes me!

Narrator: Sorry to break it up, but the chapter's getting too overfilled with emoticons. I have to end it.

RN: No! You can't! I won't let you!

Lewa0111: I'm stronger than either of you, and I say we end it.

THE END

Narrator: I did it right!

Dani: Welcome to the 'Happydance Emoticon' club!

Tuurahk: Can I be in it?

Danirahk: Me too?

Takanuva: No Rahkshi allowed.

All Rahkshi: Aww...

Like it? Review here!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

Makin'g up characters. "Tavarahk, BECrahk, Rahkshi Narrator" And Bob The Pirate makes another appearence. And Kopaka breaks a world record. "Most longest girly scream" Next thing you know someone gets the "I'm a Big Pigeon Record" for something.

Woohoo! New chapter! Happydances!



I allways wandered what would happen if I would fire the narrator... Now I know.



You can never trust kraata...



AH-HA! It happened! I can see future! Well, maybe not, but still...



Me: BOB THE PIRATE ? Now I have seen everything...



HE TALKED!!!



Does it involve Toa Onewa?



Woohoo! Can I be in it?
Another great chapter! What's next? Lerahk0111, Rahkshii version of author? Can't wait for the next one!

That sounds familiar *cough*-MaskofInsanity-*cough*

But who's going to Narrate



I told you someone had to Narrate


NOOOOO! Let me guess, A charactre opposed to sugar who does'nt get hyper. *cringes*





HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!. He's wearing his Pakari from the play


Tava can say something besides Pie!?!?!?!



You forgot something, I should have asked does it involve SUGAR!!! *hyperly runs around in a circle until there is a hole in the floor because I wore it out running*


That was random, REALLY random, I LIKE IT, I just needs Sugar

But Fred wants in,
Fred: :moronichappydance:
BEC: See, You should'nt anger Kraata, Especialy my pet Kraata

Actually...



Remember this? From the Job Interview chapter. Tava can say other stuff, he just doesn't like to.

Tava: PIE!!!

Come on, you can say something else...

Tava: EIP!!!

Ha!

Tava: 'eip' is 'pie' backwards! :syrupfunny:

Lewa: AAH! More fake emoticons!

Tava: :pie:

New chapter soon, I promise! With Godzilla Forever and...a suprise guest star also!

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

HAHAHHA, :Fakeyo: (Fake-EEE-Oh), And I can't wait for the next chapter, and will you make the Bellbottom Pohatu take the stairs?

Another funny chapter. I liked the Rahkshi Narrrator, BECrahk, and Tavarahk. And the Kraata of letter control. I hope the Letter-control Kraata is in more episodes.

I WANT TO BE A GUEST STAR . I'm a le metru matoran with a black Miru and black
feet and I like cheese and chicken plus I take avantige ofroom servis and I hit on Gali

Chapter will be soon, I promise! And Scootoo, please PM GS applications to me, don't post them.

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111)

When exactly is the next chapter? And can I write another Guest Chapter after the 5 Parter?

Right now.

The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me! Lerahk1222
Chapter 14 (part 3 of 5): RT: The Rahkshi go Bankrupt NT: Toa get Help

Lewa0111: Who's this 'Lerahk1222?'

Lerahk1222: I AM!

Lewa0111: Oh no! A guy with author powers! The end is near!

*Lerahk1222 uses author powers to put Lewa0111 in a trash can*

Zaktan: Hey! I have Trash Cans copyrighted! You'll pay! *Zaktan puts Lerahk1222 in a trash can*

*At The Nuva RAHI Inn*

Lerahk: Hey, Caption Writing Rahkshi! Who changed the sign?

*I don't know, that's just what it says!*

*A whole bunch of Rahi come in*

Muaka: Grr!

Nui-Rama: Buzz!

Nui-Jaga: Scorpion Noises!

Panrahk: Scorpions say 'Scorpion Noises?'

Nui-Jaga: I don't know what kind of noise scorpions make!

Lerahk: It doesn't matter, the sign's wrong. Go home.

All Rahi: Aww...

Kraata of Letter Control (KLC): Ahh, I love doing that.

*At the cash register area*

BECrahk: What? Who put this sugar here! *starts vaporizing the sugar*

Vorahk: Hey! Stop vaporizing the merchandise! We'll go bankrupt!

BECrahk: No we won't!

Tavarahk: Anti-pie!

Vorahk: Shut up.

Tavarahk: Anti-pie?

Guurahk: We've gone bankrupt!

Vorahk: Told you!

Kraata of Number Control (KNC):

KLC: You rock, bro.

*Back in the middle of nowhere*

Lewa: So, anybody have an idea as to how we'll take back The Nuva Inn?

Onua: Actually, the sign now says 'The Naksjhdfgoiauhseijntklshviouysdzoijhedrf Ibnaefdjkga.

Everyone else:

*Tahu raises his hand*

Tahu: I know! First we bring the cavalry in slowly, while the archers circle around. Then we move the battering rams and swordsmen forward, and--

Lewa: You really need to stop playing Age of Empires II.

Tahu: But it's fun!

Gali: It's getting to you.

Lewa: Okay, any REAL ideas?

Onua: We could get some mercenaries to work for us!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Where would we find random mercenaries?

Onua: At that Mercenaries 'R' Us.

Tava: PIE!

Lewa0111: Shut up.

Tava: Pie?

*At the Mercenaries 'R' us*

Cash Register Guy (CRG): That'll be w 999,999,999,999,999,993.14159268712, etc.

Lewa: Here you go!

*Later...*

Lizard looking guy: I'm Godzilla Forever, Godzilla's younger brother. I can smash things.

Green toa: I'm Toa Vero, toa of sugar.

BEC: SUGAR!!! *tackles Vero*

Vero: Does this happen a lot?

Fred: You have no idea.

Vero: AAH! A talking kraata! *faints*

BEC: Sugar?

Lewa: You're becoming worse than Tava.

Tava: Pie!

BEC: Sugar!

Tava: Pie!

BEC: Sugar!

Gali: Ugh.

*Kopaka looks off into the distance, where he can see the sign, saying 'The Nuva RIBBIT Info'*

Kopaka: Ookay...

*At the inn, the Rahkshi are all in panic, trying to find out how exactly they have negative widgets.*

KNC: I love how they scream.

KLC: I know, it's fun! You go, bro!

THE END

Lerahk1222: Umm...guys? A little help here?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: Wow, you just broke your own record.

Random Emoticon of the Day:

Like it? Review please! And also, if any of you would like to make a banner for this comedy, it would be appreciated. I'd do it myself, but I'm terrible with computer art. Just post the banner when you have it ready, okay?

--lewaman (AKA Lewa0111 LERAHK1222)

I'll try to make a banner, on with the reveiw!!
[quote name='lewa0111' date='Jun 28 2006, 04:31 PM' post='3618956']
The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me! Lerahk1222
Chapter 14 (part 3 of 5): RT: The Rahkshi go Bankrupt NT: Toa get Help

Lewa0111: Who's this 'Lerahk1222?'

Lerahk1222: I AM!

Lewa0111: Oh no! A guy with author powers! The end is near!

*Lerahk1222 uses author powers to put Lewa0111 in a trash can*

Zaktan: Hey! I have Trash Cans copyrighted! You'll pay! *Zaktan puts Lerahk1222 in a trash can*[/Quote]
Clasic
[Quote]*At The Nuva RAHI Inn*

Lerahk: Hey, Caption Writing Rahkshi! Who changed the sign?

*I don't know, that's just what it says!*

*A whole bunch of Rahi come in*

Muaka: Grr!

Nui-Rama: Buzz!

Nui-Jaga: Scorpion Noises!

Panrahk: Scorpions say 'Scorpion Noises?'

Nui-Jaga: I don't know what kind of noise scorpions make![/Quote]
I think its a Hissing sound,

[Quote]Lerahk: It doesn't matter, the sign's wrong. Go home.

All Rahi: Aww...

Kraata of Letter Control (KLC): Ahh, I love doing that.[/Quote]
I love WATCHING that

[Quote]*At the cash register area*

BECrahk: What? Who put this sugar here! *starts vaporizing the sugar*[/Quote]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1, NOT THE SUGAR!!!!

[Quote]Vorahk: Hey! Stop vaporizing the merchandise! We'll go bankrupt!

BECrahk: No we won't![/Quote]
Famous Last Words

[quote]Tavarahk: Anti-pie!

Vorahk: Shut up.

Tavarahk: Anti-pie? [/Quote]
Why does'nt Tavarahk say eiP-itnA???
[Quote]Guurahk: We've gone bankrupt!

Vorahk: Told you!

Kraata of Number Control (KNC):

KLC: You rock, bro.[/Quote]
What number did he control???

[Quote]*Back in the middle of nowhere*

Lewa: So, anybody have an idea as to how we'll take back The Nuva Inn?

Onua: Actually, the sign now says 'The Naksjhdfgoiauhseijntklshviouysdzoijhedrf Ibnaefdjkga.

Everyone else:

*Tahu raises his hand*

Tahu: I know! First we bring the cavalry in slowly, while the archers circle around. Then we move the battering rams and swordsmen forward, and--

Lewa: You really need to stop playing Age of Empires II.

Tahu: But it's fun!

Gali: It's getting to you.

Lewa: Okay, any REAL ideas?
[/Quote]
HAHAHA. And Nope
[Quote]Onua: We could get some mercenaries to work for us!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Where would we find random mercenaries?

Onua: At that Mercenaries 'R' Us.

Tava: PIE!

Lewa0111: Shut up.

Tava: Pie?

*At the Mercenaries 'R' us*

Cash Register Guy (CRG): That'll be w 999,999,999,999,999,993.14159268712, etc.[/Quote]
Whats with the striked out W???
[Quote]Lewa: Here you go!

*Later...*

Lizard looking guy: I'm Godzilla Forever, Godzilla's younger brother. I can smash things.

Green toa: I'm Toa Vero, toa of sugar.

BEC: SUGAR!!! *tackles Vero*

Vero: Does this happen a lot?

Fred: You have no idea.[/Quote]
So I like Sugar!!!

[Quote]Vero: AAH! A talking kraata! *faints*

BEC: Sugar?

Lewa: You're becoming worse than Tava.

Tava: Pie!

BEC: Sugar!

Tava: Pie!

BEC: Sugar!

Gali: Ugh.[/Quote]
Can I grow a brain again and just be Hyper???
[Quote]*Kopaka looks off into the distance, where he can see the sign, saying 'The Nuva RIBBIT Info'*[/Quote]
I wonder who did that
[Quote]Kopaka: Ookay...

*At the inn, the Rahkshi are all in panic, trying to find out how exactly they have negative widgets.*

KNC: I love how they scream.

KLC: I know, it's fun! You go, bro!

THE END

Lerahk1222: Umm...guys? A little help here?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: Wow, you just broke your own record.[/Quote]

[/quote]


I'll try to make a banner, on with the reveiw!!
[quote name='lewa0111' date='Jun 28 2006, 04:31 PM' post='3618956']
The Nuva RAHKSHI Inn
A BIONICLE comedy by Me! Lerahk1222
Chapter 14 (part 3 of 5): RT: The Rahkshi go Bankrupt NT: Toa get Help

Lewa0111: Who's this 'Lerahk1222?'

Lerahk1222: I AM!

Lewa0111: Oh no! A guy with author powers! The end is near!

*Lerahk1222 uses author powers to put Lewa0111 in a trash can*

Zaktan: Hey! I have Trash Cans copyrighted! You'll pay! *Zaktan puts Lerahk1222 in a trash can*[/Quote]
Clasic
[Quote]*At The Nuva RAHI Inn*

Lerahk: Hey, Caption Writing Rahkshi! Who changed the sign?

*I don't know, that's just what it says!*

*A whole bunch of Rahi come in*

Muaka: Grr!

Nui-Rama: Buzz!

Nui-Jaga: Scorpion Noises!

Panrahk: Scorpions say 'Scorpion Noises?'

Nui-Jaga: I don't know what kind of noise scorpions make![/Quote]
I think its a Hissing sound,

[Quote]Lerahk: It doesn't matter, the sign's wrong. Go home.

All Rahi: Aww...

Kraata of Letter Control (KLC): Ahh, I love doing that.[/Quote]
I love WATCHING that

[Quote]*At the cash register area*

BECrahk: What? Who put this sugar here! *starts vaporizing the sugar*[/Quote]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1, NOT THE SUGAR!!!!

[Quote]Vorahk: Hey! Stop vaporizing the merchandise! We'll go bankrupt!

BECrahk: No we won't![/Quote]
Famous Last Words

[quote]Tavarahk: Anti-pie!

Vorahk: Shut up.

Tavarahk: Anti-pie? [/Quote]
Why does'nt Tavarahk say eiP-itnA???
[Quote]Guurahk: We've gone bankrupt!

Vorahk: Told you!

Kraata of Number Control (KNC):

KLC: You rock, bro.[/Quote]
What number did he control???

[Quote]*Back in the middle of nowhere*

Lewa: So, anybody have an idea as to how we'll take back The Nuva Inn?

Onua: Actually, the sign now says 'The Naksjhdfgoiauhseijntklshviouysdzoijhedrf Ibnaefdjkga.

Everyone else:

*Tahu raises his hand*

Tahu: I know! First we bring the cavalry in slowly, while the archers circle around. Then we move the battering rams and swordsmen forward, and--

Lewa: You really need to stop playing Age of Empires II.

Tahu: But it's fun!

Gali: It's getting to you.

Lewa: Okay, any REAL ideas?
[/Quote]
HAHAHA. And Nope
[Quote]Onua: We could get some mercenaries to work for us!

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Pohatu: Where would we find random mercenaries?

Onua: At that Mercenaries 'R' Us.

Tava: PIE!

Lewa0111: Shut up.

Tava: Pie?

*At the Mercenaries 'R' us*

Cash Register Guy (CRG): That'll be w 999,999,999,999,999,993.14159268712, etc.[/Quote]
Whats with the striked out W???
[Quote]Lewa: Here you go!

*Later...*

Lizard looking guy: I'm Godzilla Forever, Godzilla's younger brother. I can smash things.

Green toa: I'm Toa Vero, toa of sugar.

BEC: SUGAR!!! *tackles Vero*

Vero: Does this happen a lot?

Fred: You have no idea.[/Quote]
So I like Sugar!!!

[Quote]Vero: AAH! A talking kraata! *faints*

BEC: Sugar?

Lewa: You're becoming worse than Tava.

Tava: Pie!

BEC: Sugar!

Tava: Pie!

BEC: Sugar!

Gali: Ugh.[/Quote]
Can I grow a brain again and just be Hyper???
[Quote]*Kopaka looks off into the distance, where he can see the sign, saying 'The Nuva RIBBIT Info'*[/Quote]
I wonder who did that
[Quote]Kopaka: Ookay...

*At the inn, the Rahkshi are all in panic, trying to find out how exactly they have negative widgets.*

KNC: I love how they scream.

KLC: I know, it's fun! You go, bro!

THE END

Lerahk1222: Umm...guys? A little help here?

Takanuva: No.

Kopaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onua: Wow, you just broke your own record.[/Quote]

[/quote]