oh man that was HILARIOUS
ill post my questions here, stupid new policy(no PM's before 10 posts)

Dear Jaller,

if you love hahli as a toa inika, why did you said that, in a previous chapter her mask looked like it has a moustache?
MUHAHAHA I'M YOUR MASTER
bioniclemaster

Sorry I’ve haven’t made a new chapter in while. I was at camp. Due to that, this episode will be called…

Ask Jaller Goes to Camp!

Jaller: TG55, why are we camping out?

Me: Because, all authors do this!

Jaller: Oh.

Me: Good News! You actually got a question!

Jaller:

Dear Jaller,

If you loved Hahli as a Toa Inika, why did you say, in a previous chapter,that her mask looked like it has a moustache?
MUHAHAHA I'M YOUR MASTER!!!
Bioniclemaster

Jaller looks at the name

Jaller: All right, your “majesty”, here’s the deal-

Kongu: Fire spitter, how are you quick-answering your email out here?

Jaller: iPod Touch. Anyway, the reason why I-

Matoro: How’d you get that?!

Jaller: I saved my money from doing this show. Anyway, I said-

Nuparu: How many apps do you have?

Jaller: 50! Like I was saying-

Hewkii: Can you get the Kolhii game from here?

Jaller: You already brought a TV!!!

The camera zooms out to reveal Hewkii dragging a TV by its power chord.

Jaller: AS I WAS SAYING…

Dranika: Can I play Dots on that?

Jaller: RAGH!!!!

Jaller proceeds to burn down the entire forest

All Toa except me:

Jaller now, as I was saying…

Jaller: Now as I was saying, I can’t answer that because-(notices that the falling, scorched trees block out his voice), actually, it’s just because I can speak my mind on this show, and deal with the hate mail that comes after.

THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS QUESTION

Jaller: You’re really trying to keep that up, aren’t you, TMist55?

Me: I’m toying around with it. Anyway, we’re here.

Jaller: Dude, we’re in the middle of nowhere!

Me: Since when do you say “dude”?

Jaller: That happened to you when you were at camp!

Hewkii (loudly): I’m bored! I wanna watch Kolhii!!!

Kongu: Hewkii, shut up!!! Don’t scream-shout!!! You’ll call-attract an ash bear!!!

An Ash Bear begins to tear Kongu apart.

Kongu:

Me: Dude, you were louder than Hewkii! I had to do it!

Kongu: Oh, thanks.

The Order of Mata Nui comes in , surrounding the area.

Trimuma: We are the Order of Mata Nui! Surrender or we will use deadly force!

Trinuma shoots Hewkii, killing him.

Jaller: YOU KILLED HEWKII! YOU COOL DUDE!!!

Hewkii: Jaller, I’m fine.

Jaller: Oh.

Me: I’ll handle this.

I walk up to Trinuma.

Trinuma: What?

I whisper something in his ear.

Trinuma: What? Really? Oh. Okay then. Everyone stand down TG55 said it’s okay.

Botar (Alive for the same reason as Matoro is): TG55? Really?

Me: Yeah.

Jaller:

Me: I’m a member.

Jaller: How long-

Me: 2 years. Helryx recruited me after wiping out half the Visorak horde. I learned how to read your mind, and how to do this.

I force choke Jaller into unconsciousness.

Matoro (To Botar): A friend gave you lots and lots of Powershot?

Botar: Yeah, let me tell you. That stuff is like life juice.

Matoro: Ah. I’ll look into it next episode.