Sorry Iíve havenít made a new chapter in while. I was at camp. Due to that, this episode will be calledÖ
Ask Jaller Goes to Camp!
Jaller: TG55, why are we camping out?
Me: Because, all authors do this!
Me: Good News! You actually got a question!
If you loved Hahli as a Toa Inika, why did you say, in a previous chapter,that her mask looked like it has a moustache?
MUHAHAHA I'M YOUR MASTER!!!
Jaller looks at the name
All right, your ďmajestyĒ, hereís the deal-
Kongu: Fire spitter, how are you quick-answering your email out here?
Jaller: iPod Touch. Anyway, the reason why I-
Matoro: Howíd you get that?!
I saved my money from doing this show. Anyway, I said-
Nuparu: How many apps do you have?
50! Like I was saying-
Hewkii: Can you get the Kolhii game from here?
You already brought a TV!!!
The camera zooms out to reveal Hewkii dragging a TV by its power chord.
Jaller: AS I WAS SAYINGÖ
Dranika: Can I play Dots on that?
Jaller proceeds to burn down the entire forest
All Toa except me:
Jaller now, as I was sayingÖ
Jaller: Now as I was saying, I canít answer that because-(notices that the falling, scorched trees block out his voice), actually, itís just because I can speak my mind on this show, and deal with the hate mail that comes after.THANK YOU FOR
SENDING THIS QUESTION
Jaller: Youíre really trying to keep that up, arenít you, TMist55?
Me: Iím toying around with it. Anyway, weíre here.
Jaller: Dude, weíre in the middle of nowhere!
Me: Since when do you say ďdudeĒ?
Jaller: That happened to you when you were at camp!
Hewkii (loudly): Iím bored! I wanna watch Kolhii!!!
Kongu: Hewkii, shut up!!! Donít scream-shout!!! Youíll call-attract an ash bear!!!
An Ash Bear begins to tear Kongu apart.
Me: Dude, you were louder than Hewkii! I had to do it!
Kongu: Oh, thanks.
The Order of Mata Nui comes in , surrounding the area.
Trimuma: We are the Order of Mata Nui! Surrender or we will use deadly force!
Trinuma shoots Hewkii, killing him.
YOU KILLED HEWKII!
YOU COOL DUDE!!!
Hewkii: Jaller, Iím fine.
Me: Iíll handle this.
I walk up to Trinuma.
I whisper something in his ear.
Trinuma: What? Really? Oh. Okay then. Everyone stand down TG55 said itís okay.
Botar (Alive for the same reason as Matoro is): TG55? Really?
Me: Iím a member.
Jaller: How long-
Me: 2 years. Helryx recruited me after wiping out half the Visorak horde. I learned how to read your mind, and how to do this.
I force choke Jaller into unconsciousness.
Matoro (To Botar): A friend gave you lots and lots of Powershot?
Botar: Yeah, let me tell you. That stuff is like life juice.
Matoro: Ah. Iíll look into it next episode.