Now you killed off BIONICLE.Everyone ties you to a rack and rips your limbs off...PERMANETLY.

-TOA DAVE-

..right before it sucks you into it. I delete the M:MOS file.
Did you know that your cloning machine only makes time clones? even if that was a clone, you will die anyway.

Post doesn't happen.

You die.

CLONE!
YOUR post doesn't happen. You Die slowly and painfully.

I come back to life.



You are killed and all your clones destroyed.

The random Company is Bankrupt! Ha!

I become a lego designer, and make Bionicles like the world has never seen (and are really good)...

I destroy them with my rotor weapon! Ha!



I conquer the universe and destroy all the Toa.



-Blackout-


And you cant undo it.

However, you are suddenly blinded. Not being able to see fit, you accidently destroy half the universe. This causes a portal between all dimensions with toa to be reopened, and the flood our current universe.

I make a company that is resistant to -Blackout-, and return to my rightful throne of glory and stuff.

Your fake throne made of dynamite explodes with you on it.

I get a new pair of eyes!

--Golden Flame--

Your family is horrified, and you put in a zoo.

My throne is magic, and it repairs its self.

It explodes again.

I get surgery so my new eyes don't make me look like a freak anymore!

--Golden Flame--

Axxon sees through you disgue and informes the world.

I wish I got rid of my exploding throne of doom.

Wishing doesn't do anything!

I inform the world that Axxon is a big liar!

--Golden Flame--

Axxon destroys you before he is imprisoned.

I destroy my throne FOREVEr, and stand up forever. (Ha!)

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Wishing doesn't do anything, and the throne re-forms around you, suffocating you!

It turns out Axxon killed a clone and he's still in prison!

--Golden Flame--

But axxon escapes and destroys the throne of evil!!!

I wish I wish that I wish upon a star, wishing the star would reveal some aliens.

Bob the maniac diusprove your theory, and you lose all credit.

I wish Lewa would kick tahu.

WISHING DOESN'T WORK!

Bob is a lunatic, so the scientists didn't listen to a word he said!

--Golden Flame--

WISHING DOESN'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I escape Macku's evil chains!

--Golden Flame--

But you forgot the laser door!

Onua and Gali and Tahu and I,go into the swamp for a quick-fast fly.

-TOA DAVE-

I appear and shred you, GF and the guy that made the me-proof company to pieces with my rotor weapon and blow up the pieces with moleculon missiles and toss the atoms into a black hole and destroy the black hole.

I pop up infront of you,drinking a Muaka Mango shake.

-TOA DAVE-

You find out you're alergic to mangos. The hard way.

I disable the lazer door and escape!

--Golden Flame--

I guard the door, farfignoogin you again, and let -blackout- finish you!!!

I fuse the vahi with some other masks and use it to take over the world, after building my grand army, and spending 3 years in a cramped box.

GregF tells you that you and your theory are looney and should both be locked up in an asylum.

I discover the secret to creating evil kraata controlled hot-air balloons and use them to infect every mask in the universe, MUHAHAHAHA!

You have no proof that they stole it from you because every document you made was destroyed!

I find the lost mask of oranges!

-TOA DAVE-

You stand tall and triumphant!You have vanquished the evil shrimp beasts!

Suddenly,a giant Dairy Queen Blizzard with Kapura driving it rams into you.

Because people want it even more,I sell 3 times as many of both foods!

-TOA DAVE-

There are so many people in your shop that it explodes.

I'm unharmed and I drink the blizzard!

--Golden Flame--

You get an unescapable pain:BRAIN FREEZE!

I rebuild my shop and make it global!

-TOA DAVE-

People get sick of the stuff and kill you.

The brain freeze wears off!

--Golden Flame--

Kapura is very angry and kills you.He then locks your body in a trunk,wrapped in chains,in a million locks and throws you into the largest volcano in the universe.

I make a new product before I am killed that is loved by millions and am given millions of dollars!

-TOA DAVE-

They eventually get sick of it and kill you.

It was my CLONE that was killed, not me!

--Golden Flame--

You make everyone so annoyed for being alive forever you and EVERYTHING RELATED TO YOU are killed.Permanetly.

I make a fort that withstands EVERYTHING thrown at me!

-TOA DAVE-

It's base explodes, but since it's invincible, it gets blown into orbit, causing you to suffocate from lack of oxygen.

I am reborn as Nuva Flame, the Toa of Life!

--Golden Flame--

Mata Nui awakens therefore no one needs you anymore and you bcome a homeless bum

I get every single power/ability ever created

But you cannot use them, for you are a mere stomach of a sheep.

I get adopted by Mata-Nui and get a job making mini-miracles for him!

--Golden Flame--

You get fired on day 1.

I grow wings and fly to Ga-Metru!

-TOA DAVE-

Ga-Metru turns them into fins and you fall to your doom!

I turn your fins back into wings before you hit the ground, getting my job back!

--Golden Flame--

But my wings are now cardboard...oops.

I learn to breathe underwater,where I spend the next 3 years of my life eating plankton.

-TOA DAVE-

You get tired of it and kill yourself.

I revive you as a matoran, getting my job back!

--Golden Flame--

I thank you for reviving me when I get an itch on my nose.A black claw scratches it.Then I realize why you and the scorpions are so big now.

I became a scorpion,so you are fired.

I run away to egypt and have a party with my friend the Scarab!

-TOA DAVE-

You get squished by a camel on the way there.

I revive you as a MATORAN, getting my job back!

--Golden Flame--

But then we both see the problem:I'm now a Ga-matoran!

I try to look like a boy again so you can get your job back.

-TOA DAVE-

It fails.

I turn you into a Ta-Matoran and get my job back!

--Golden Flame--

I burn up into a lava rock as I walk towards you,so you are fired.

I live a peacful life in the lava canals.

-TOA DAVE-

Unfortunately, you were the rock containing the Mask of Light!

I revive you as a Le-Matoran, getting my job back!

--Golden Flame--

I can't stop flying wildly,so you are fired.

I befriend the birds!

-TOA DAVE-

A Nui-Dactyl eats you.

I revive you as a Po-Matoran, getting my job back!

--Golden Flame--

I have an uncontrollable urge to dig.In a matter of minutes I dig up all of Po-Koro,so you are fired YET AGAIN.

I find the Lost Ark of the Covenant while digging up Po-Koro!

-TOA DAVE-

You remove the cover and die.

I revive you as a Ko-Matoran, getting my job back!

--Golden Flame--