TI934: He would say: What is wrong with these outer defenses?! They should have been programmed with Metru Nui Weapons Programming, not that lame old Xia Programming!!

If Chirox Actually agreed with Mutran, would the Apocalypse happen?


~Matt Da Makuta ~

Is it true Pohatu once put his entire leg in his mouth?

-TOA DAVE-

Yes, we have some tabloids covering that issue.

*steps on a crack*
well im just going to walk by this black cat while wondering what to ask next. xD

why is hipori tohu the heart of BZPower?

No, he is stuck up Onua's nose.

Why is Johnny Thunder in Onua's nose?

-TOA DAVE-

Let's find out! *ties Tahu to a chair in front of Kung-Fu Panda*


2 hours later...


So, Tahu, how was it? *gets kicked in the face kung-fu style*

What if Kopaka became a Llama?

-TOA DAVE-

JSZ: Let me answer with another question: have you ever seen a Shadow Leech Soufle?

Toa Dave: He'd run off, join his fellow llama brethren, settle down and have a family, and get addicted to playng poker. (sorry, that one was really hard to make something out of)

Why doesn't Gali wear a hat?

What is the Red Star? And what is bacon?

Toa Dave: Nobody would care if he blew up Metru Nui, only that he had 0 oranges.

Toa Tanak: Yes, everyone knows that Kotu has a huge crush on Hafu!

ML: Her mask covers up most of her head, thank you very much.

Xander: What, that Red Star? That's the cherry I dropped last Tuesday! As for bacon, it is actually comes from a secret organization of Matoran of Sonics that live beneath Metru Nui. They slaughter Kane-Ra bulls to get it.

And was Vakama hungry for cheese, so that's why the Vahi looks that way, or is the Vahi made out of cheese?

oh oh oh oh i gots a question! if Tahu and Gali like each other and just show it in an angry way, why dont i has a kitteh?

If Irnaak was hit by one of his own nightmare Zamors, does he see Mantax, or does he see the BZP admins as ponies?

What is the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen gukko?

Why should I ask you?

Toa Dave: He's Teridax's #1 fan.

TI934: Yes, the Vahi is made out of cheese.

ToMJ: Say what?

NCM: No.....yes

Nuju Metru: Neither. He sees GORAST!!

Kotahn: Uhhh....36?

Lhilertoro: Because!


P.S. AAAAARRGGHH!! I haven't got my copy of the new comic yet! I'm going INSANE!!

Should I send a group of Lego mountain climbers to get Johnny Thunder out of Onua's nose?

-TOA DAVE-

Toa Dave: No, he's is part of the rescue team trying to get Johnny Thunder out of there.

GFC: Roasted Matoran.

Taka Nuvia: Yep. Lariska

If Gali has bunny ears,Onua has a mask of shadows and Tahu has a ninja mask,what does Takanuva have?

-TOA DAVE-

Should Jaller get his car checked because the sunroof was ripped off?

-TOA DAVE-

If Pohatu could swim would he or would he make a lake and throw his (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Krana is on my face cleanitall) Po-matoren into the lake

Is Takanuva REALLY the almighty Toa he is? Or does he have a stunt double?

Rock on,
Takama

Why did the toa nuva have to go to karda nui? And why does krika like wolves so much?

Golden: Me likes candy-coated rocks...

monstercalvin: YEZ FOR 800 WIDETS!!

Toa of Comedy's: What?

Takama: Good one! Yes, Lewa plays Takanuva's stunt double.

Gali Nuva: I dunno lol.

If Takua and Jaller went to Egypt and found the lost ruby of Cleopatra,what would they do with it?

-TOA DAVE-

Toa Dave: Probably sell it on the interet for 5 widgets.

Choco: They'd be best friends!

Does Hahli like the Jonas Brothers?

-TOA DAVE-

If a Toa of Water was afraid of water what would she do?

Toa Dave: Bigtime!

Toa of Comedy's (Gah! Bad grammer!): Nothing. The Toa of Fire in their team would shove her into the water.

What killed the Biosaurs?

--Golden Flame--

Do you want to give Solek a hug?

Solek: GIVEMEAHUGORELSE!!!!

(Translation: GIVE ME A HUG OR ELSE!!!)

DR1.

(By the way, I got the idea from my sister. She's a hug addict.)

Golden: What's a Biosaur?

Choco: He would be the best spelling bee champion ever.

DR1: No...

Biosaur: A Bionicle Dinosaur.

So I'll ask you again, what killed the Biosaurs?

--Golden Flame--

Answer this riddle:What's the longest word ever?

Also,When will Lesovikk stop being EMO?

-TOA DAVE-

DR1: Don't shoot, Solek!

son of shadows: He drank too much monster.

Takama: The 72% of teens that listen to rap will blow up the 8% of teens that listen to real music.

Tarth: Uhh...Europe?

Choco: I can't think of a good answer...

Is Azula from Avatar:The Last Airbender in a cell with Tuyet now that she's



-TOA DAVE-

Why did Taka drank so much monster?

Which Ussanui Insurance did Takanuva have during MoL: Geico or Progressive?

Rock on,
Takama

If Teridax randomly exploded, who would replace him?

Toa Dave: Yup.

son of the shadows: It's addicting...

Takama: Again, another great question from him! Anyway, he chose Geico and saved 15%.

Turaga Iruni: Most likely Onua.

Why won't anyone play with me?

-TOA DAVE-

Who is more insane Mutran, Tuyet, Vezon or Galva?

if bionicles can eat, why don't they have bathrooms?

Toa Dave: Lots of people want to! It's just...you're kind of insane, and...Takama, get over here and play with Toa Dave!

Toa of Comedy's: Gavla

cyberleader: Don't ask.

Will you play 'Stabbity-stab-stab' with me?

-TOA DAVE-