I think I'm getting the hang of the whole Comedy thing, so this will hopefully be my third on the rails at the moment.
Anyway I had this Idea
The Chroniclers company open a Fish and Chip shop.
Macku: So we’re back on Metru Nui and the Chroniclers not chronicler anymore.
Tamaru: We’re the Chroniclers Company. What do we do now?
Taipu: Follow the Chronicler.
Hafu: He’s part of the company. He can’t follow himself.
Macku: I know let’s start a business!
Tamaru: Want kind of business?
Taipu: I like Fish and chips! Lets start a fish and chip shop!
Tamaru: How do we do that?
Kopeke: …
Taipu: That’s not helping.
Tamaru: Could we do it near the coliseum?
Taipu: Do you only Ask Questions?
Tamaru: I dunno, Do I?
Taipu: I’ll take that as a yes.
Macku: all in favour of starting a fish and chip shop say “I!”
Taipu, Macku, Hafu: I!
Tamaru: Why do we need to say I?
Kopeke: …
Kapura: I’m practicing.
Macku: I got a feeling this isn’t going to be easy…
*Abandoned building outside coliseum*
Macku: this looks like a good place to have a Fish and Chip shop!
Kapura: I’m practicing.
Kopeke: …
Tamaru: What’s so good about it?
Hafu: I will sculpt a sign
Makes a sign saying “The Company’s Fish and Chips”
There.
Taipu: And I’m strong so I’ll lift the sign up and hang it.
Macku: Now we have to have jobs, I came up with the idea so I can be boss.
Tamaru: Can’t I be boss?
Kopeke: …
Kapura: I’m practicing.
Taipu: I’ll carry the food out of the kitchen to people cos I’m strong.
Tamaru: Is food that heavy?
Kopeke: …
Kapura: I’m practicing.
Tamaru: What can me and Kapura do?
Kapura: I am slow and therefore fast. I will make deliveries and practice at the same time.
Tamaru: Can I manage the shipping’s of fish and Chips to the shop?
Kopeke: …
Hafu: I’ll be the chef. Cooking can’t be that much different to sculpting.
Macku: Now only Kopeke needs a job
Kopeke: …
Taipu: He could write receipts and put money in the till.
Kopeke: …
Macku: Let’s get to work then!
*A week later when the shop is ready*
Taipu: Hi Onepu.
Tamaru: What are you doing here?
Onepu: I’m here for some fish and chips.
Taipu: I’ll go get that for you.
*Kitchen*
Hafu, Onepu would like some fish and chips.
Hafu: Coming right up
*Hafu puts some fish and chips in the oven and Light’s a stick of dynamite*
BOOM!
Hafu: There ready. Take them out.
*at the counter*
Taipu: here you go Onepu.
Onepu: Thanks. How much is that?
Kopeke: …
Taipu: He’s just writing you a receipt.
Kopeke: No I’m chronicling him a receipt!
Taipu: You Spoke!
Kopeke: …
Onepu: I don’t suppose you have any Ketchup for these chips do you?
Kopeke: …
Taipu: Perhaps you should speak to the boss.
Macku: Hello
Taipu: He asked for Ketchup boss.
Macku: Sir would you accompany me outside?
Onepu: Umm, OK.
*Outside*
Macku: Look at the sign.
Onepu: OK
Macku: Tell me where does the word Ketchup appear in the name Fish and Chips?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Will Macku blow up on Onepu?
Will Onepu accept he won't get Ketchup?
Find out, in the next chapter.