Don't pick on me just because I'm new.
OOG: I'm not picking on you because you're NEW.
I'm picking on you because I like to know how people react to being picked on
You obviously do not react well
Yes, I'm THAT analytical!
I don't think you should get to judge how I react. My way of reacting has worked for me in the past, and it doesn't affect you, so why do you care?
(I'm analytical too, and some people are annoyed at me, so I know how you feel.)