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You're amazing, unique, awesome, and the best you anyone has ever met.   Don't ever forget it.   Or I'll whack you with my umbrella.     Turakii

The Love Of Your Life, Just Mere Copypastes Away!

TRY THIS, it's weird but it works. If you don't believe me try it and it will work. If you don't try it don't read any more of this. 1. Say your name 10x 2. Say your mom's name 5x 3. Say your crush's name 3x 4. Then paste this to 4 random sites and email it to all your friends, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday!   But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Frid

Any Scotts Here?

Turakii completed the quiz, "What is the name of the man you'll marry?" with the result Scott. You and Scott are both daring, skillful, bright people. You are amazing athletes and cool. You are meant to be together..     Guys! Help me! I MUST FIND SCOTT! D=     Turakii

A Hint Of Fangirl

I still have too long a life ahead To get rid of these feelings, right? I want to try doing over The things I've left undone   I thought I was running after Something carried over from my dreams Yet I'm stumbling into people On this narrow, winding road   It's not like I want to go back To the way things were back then I'm just searching For the sky I've been losing   Here's hoping you'll understand Stop making that sad face As though you were a victim   Sins don't end with tears

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Those Sneaky Dentists

So you walk into the dentist's office, merry and happy and unsuspecting, ready for another day of teeth cleansing. You settle into the comfy chair and smile at him without a care in the world.   And he says, "I'm going to brush some gel on your mouth to make it numb, okay?"   Still blissfully ignorant, you nod and open wide obediently.   And he says, "I'm going to give you some shots, okay? This won't hurt a bit!"   ...Shots? You open your mouth cautiously, eyeing him with suspicion.   "Now

Let's Cure Boredom With Anime!

Helloooo! I am the Magical Anime Anti-Boredom Fairy, here to chase all your boredom blues awaaay! *Waves sparkling wand and flashes a smile.*   Summoning Magical Anime Powers! Chaaaarge... first attack ready!   Smiling boredom away! *Bzzzt!*         Didn't work? Don't think that was my most powerful attack...   Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... second attack ready and waiting!   Melting boredom with sunset fluffiness! *poof!*         ...Wait, that didn't work either? Well, uh

Oh, Where Is My Hairbrush?

So this morning I was laying on the couch, getting over pnuemonia and staring at the ceiling, when my mom walks in with a box and says, "Mail! =D"   And I'm like, "OH M'GOSH A BOX!"   And then I'm like, "OH M'GOSH A HAIRBRUSH!" :happydance:             YAAAY! *jumps up and down and glomps Dalek.*   Turakii

It's Four Am

Helloooo everybodyyy. 8D Why aren't you sleeeeeping?   'Cause sleep, it's good for you. Better than a trainload of broccoli! Faster than a speeding snowman! Able to leap skyscrapers in a single bound! Best thing since slices tomatoes!   Now never mind that I'm not getting it, everyone knows that once you turn seventeen, you don't need sleep anymore. It's just like a bicycle helmet except you can't wear it and it looks silly on your bike. So get off your bike and go to bed and come back and rea

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Slogans!

Let's play Guess The Slogan! The one who guesses the most correctly gets a... a... uh... a free emoticon?   Round One Somewhat blatantly obvious slogans that are currently/recently used Can you hear me now? Good. So easy a caveman can do it Hungry? Grab a ____ America runs on ____ What's in your wallet? Silly rabbit! ___ are for kids! Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that ____ Eat fresh Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... ("Cats ask for it by name") It gives y

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Emperorwhenua

Laughin'Man: Well, Toothpaste + Chocolate + Goldfish + Soda = EW Avohkah Tamer: = Emperor Whenua? Turakii: Now that we know his chemical makeup, we can take him out! >=D     Turakii

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The Cute

So now there's a new content block -- the Wall of Cute!   Its purpose is for... uh... well... cute?   The problem is, I got as far as the current two and stopped short. I suppose I could add six more pictures of Tsukasa, but I'm sure there are a few more cute things besides her out there somewhere...   Any suggestions?     Turakii

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A Word Of Advice

Since there seem to be so many married couples on BZP now, I thought I'd offer a tidbit of advice which will likely contribute to a happier married life:     Never chase your husband around the house shrieking, "Away from me, evil vampire fiend!" while trying to bop him on the head with a steak.   He won't appreciate it.   No matter how good the steak is.     Turakii

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'cause It Looked Like Fun

Taken from Krahka's blog entry.   Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle Step 2: Post the first line or so from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song Step 3: Post it and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses them correctly   You guys only have to guess if you want to.   1. When your only friends are hotel rooms - Paperthin Hymn by Anberlin 2. Let's take a walk into the sky 3. Can you hear me?

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I'm Blue

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Lemon Or Banana?

You're feeling hungry. You go to the fridge. After several minutes of digging, you discover there are only two edible items left -- a lemon-flavored popsicle and a banana-flavored popsicle. You...   Eat the lemon popsicle. =D Eat the banana popsicle. =D Eat BOTH! Omnomnom. Neither! I'd rather starve! Eat the fridge.   Turakii  

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Dear Santa...

Dear Mr. Santa,   This year for Christmas, I couldn't think of very much I wanted. However, I didn't want to disappoint you by sending in a blank list, so I thought long and hard and came up with a few things.   To start small, I want a medieval-era stone castle. If it would be possible to quietly switch it with our house during the night of Christmas Eve (though without waking us up, of course), it would be much appreciated.   Also, I would like a couple accessories to go with it -- woven t

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Sentenced To Barry Manilow

Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" may begin with the line, "I've been alive forever,'" but for noise ordinance violators, listening to Manilow may feel like forever.   Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.   About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a ro

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