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they didn't give me the job training for this.

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Gorramit, Cracked

You gave me an irrational fear of wasps which shoot flesh-melting acid in people's eyes, which is laced with pheremones that summon MORE wasps to do the same. Oh, wait. That's a completely rational fear.

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Philosophy

I don't carwe what anyone else says, that's a deep comic.

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Left F I V E Dead

If this series goes on for five games, I will be disappoint if that is not its title.

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Left 4 Dead 2

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH STUPID GRAPHICS CARD ARGH I can't play the demo (and therefore, can't get the game) because of a FRAKKING GRAPHICS CARD

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Remember, Remember, The Seventh Of November

I wish someone would make a game that involves you taking down a crime sydicate in Paris through five different time periods with one arm. No weapons, just you and your fist punching bad guys.

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_re: Vos Cervaux

The only way to make Re: Your Brains more epic than re: Vos cervaux would be to make re: Tuus Capitam.

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Mace Windu...

...Would not have died if he was, instead, Samuel L. Jackson IN SPACE. Also, from now on in this blog, IN SPACE must always be caps-lock'd and size 5.

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Halloween

You know, I should have done the old hanging scarecrow joke, but with a sign around my neck saying "Chad".

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X X - X I I

Oh Quetzalcoatl (Or Atheismo, your pick), that movie looks HILARIOUS. I mean, what's NOT to love about the National Mall being flattened by the USS John F Kennedy?

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. V .

My new theme. Which V it is is up to you.

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