I have decided, to keep you all occupied until I have the ability to update regularly, I will give you the absolute most difficult riddle I could ever concoct. And this time, no hints. Winner gets a free pixel art avatar, banner, or whatever.
Although, if you really do get stuck, try listening to some "music".
Finnally reached 1500 posts, giving me the title of "Submerged." It only took me what, 2 years?
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It takes a LOOONG time to sumberge? That must be pretty viscous protodermis, dude.
Oh, I've been here for three years now. I almost forgot! I'm wearing both of my dark-red-Vakama masks... at the same time... to celebrate.
By the way, the last entry, if you guys had read the last sentence correctly, states the blog is not dead. However, I now state I am putting it into a stasis chamber until further notice. Sorry, folks.
I owe you all a really big apology. A "Like-I'm-Not-Even-Kidding-You" big apology. (Don't ask me who made up that adjective, I won't answer.)
For the longest time in the history of infinity-some, The Dank Recesses of Tums's Brain has been in a vegetative state with the IV's attached to the Deathometer and Bloglossary, and a little machine going *beep* *beep* *beep* at slowing intervals, with a vase of flowers sitting next to its desk and a bunch of little Get-Well cards that a few BZP member
Sorry 'bout the hold up here. This thing... it's called a... "Lyphe" ...has decided to feed off of my life energy and free time, so give he a little while longer and I'll start running this again.
Guess what? Imposterlive and Plastiware found my blog. Using Google. MY SECRETS ARE NO LONGER SAFE HERE!!
Erm, what secrets?
WHO CARES?!? It's no longer hidden from the government if the government uses Google. And they do. Google owns the government.
Once again, I'm gonna have to go into hiding. I'm gonna have to grab the bare essentials (can opener, towel, action figures,) and head down to the super-secret-ultra-safe-bomb-shelter. Even the government doesn't know about that!
You'll never guess what! I found this entry I put up on November 6th, 2006, and never posted it! It was a draft for almost a year! So... well, it wasn't that exciting, really...
If the plural form of mouse is mice, and the plural form of louse is lice, shouldn't the plural form of house be hice? The singular form of rice be rouse? More than one blouse should be blice. A singe vouse president. Take my advouse: Don't question the English grammar. But seriously, shouldn't many a spouse
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Today's Rant Topic: Grapes!
No, not crêpes. Grapes.
Here’s the interesting part: “Red grapes” are purple, and “white grapes” are green.
Why? Because “Purple grapes” are red, and “green grapes” are raisins! You may think there is no real point to this mixey-up of labeling, but consider the following:
…Okay, what I am about to say has a chance of confusing everyone, but hear me out, this
NORIK IS BACK IN CONTROL, BUT I'M KEEPING THIS POST JUST IN CASE HE LEEVS AGAIN.
(The title says NOTICE, and it doesn't say NOT ICE.)
Norik's Prophecy has asked me to take care of Project Klinkerpoop while he enters a short period of not-being-online-very-much-or-at-all. Therefore, until he returns, my main priority will be to keep the topic running smoothly. The DRoTB will be put on hold until Norik's return, and then we'll do the next entry.
I know I've done this before, but... PK w
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Today's Rant Topic: Safety Pins!
Why on Earth do they call them safety pins?!
I’ll have you know I can be perfectly safe without one. Maybe it’s just me, but don’t pointy objects usually decrease the safety of an area?
Imagine, if you will, I made a room with spikes jutting out of every single area on the wall. Sharp, pointy, maybe stained with ketchup on the tips… and you get thrown into t
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Today's Rant Topic: Disposable Cameras!
Er... well, actually... I... haven't used a disposable camera for years, now.
Thanks to science, a new-fangled digital camera with digital capabilities is now at my... er, no pun intended... disposal.
BUT!!...
Just because a camera is expensive and electric and more expensive than BZP (Actually, this one's pretty cheap...) doesn't mean it isn't dispo
Wow. Extreeeeeeme blog deprivation process.
Step 1: Keep a diary.
Step 2: Stop writing diary with HTML commands, such as (b)bolds.(/b)
Step 3: Once forum is online, eat diary.
Step 2.5: Before eating diary, change name into dairy.
Step 4: Moo.
Tomorrow, THE RANT WILL BE MADES!!
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Today's Rant Topic: Llamas!
Well, I can't pretend like I didn't know it was coming. It's BZP, for crying out loud, and practically half its members own, are related to, co-work with, poach, or are a llama.
Why llamas? And if do the Spanish pronounce it 'yama?'
The truth is, people probably just chose the llama to be their... er... 'scapegoat' of sorts. Whenever people need some animal to r
We're backing up our Brickshelf files and completely redoing the Deathometer. BZP will shut down for a while again too. We here at the DRoTB will be waiting for Hapori Tohu's triumphant return.
AR YOO???
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Today's Rant Topic: Dragons!
Word association choices for dragon: Scales, wings, Algeron, Bionicle Dragon, Kanohi Dragon, instantaneous death.
Many have contemplated as to why they have never seen a dragon before, and equally as many retort that they haven't been looking hard enough. But did they truly exist, or will they ever?
The answer of course, is bees.
Bees exist, while dragons do
Today's Rant Topic: Exo!
Ooooooooh boy.
That's the first thing that popped in my head when I read my rant topic. Personally, I wouldn't like doing entries about BZP members, but I promised, so I'll keep it clean. (Joking, Exo, don't kill me!)
Well, the first time I saw Exo, I didn't think he was a real BZP member. I actually found out about the copper-Akaku-man through the Metrukuta Comics (Alpha, that is.) Those comics were the main reason I joined BZP, actually. Ah, the glorious,
THE DANK RECESSES OF TUMS'S BRAIN HAS GONE MASSIVE CHANGES!
From now, on, the format is as follows. Someone can post (as a reply to the most recent blog entry) a topic or keywords for me to do an entire entry based on, with a promise of over 200 words per entry. I will take the first topic posted in the reply section, but be sure to put it in bold for clarification purposes.
[E.g. If someone posted the topic of "Avalanches" I would have to give a 200 word entry about Avalanches.]
So,
Whoops, bumped this entry up a few days... oh well.
BBC44!
Remember, don't vote for me just because you know me. Only if it's worthy...
http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=254354
It's my little sister's birthday today!
The main reason I'm posting this, is because I completely forgot, and Ga-Metruian, who doesn't know me or my sister in real life, remembered. From now on, she is my official calendar person. You win a virtual shiny badge!
So yeah. Got nothing else to say now.
Here's the first ever video I took with my camera. It's about eight seconds long, and half of it is pretty much me shaking the camera.
My Super Car (I recommend saving the file, or it'll take a looooong time to load.)
Okay, this was at Plastiware's birthday party.
Macrohard was at the computer, trying out some realistic physics program Plasti had, called "Garry's M-o-d" (Sorry, the filter automatically changes Mo-d to Moderator, and it's supposed to stand for Modification, probably.)
