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I'm Getting Married :o :o :o

Yeah, no joke either. I'm getting married to 15 Year Old Girl. The date is set for the 21st at 3PM in my blog. We're going to try to get Swert for the minister, but we'll see how that goes.   Be sure to show up

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Kevin Owens

The Experiment Discussion Entry

It's a drawn Choose Your Own Adventure game. I run it. It's fun. You should play!   You should also discuss it here in order to prevent the main topic from cluttering up!

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Kevin Owens

I am ashamed of who I am.

My name is Gato, and I am ashamed of my bisexuality.   From a very young age I was taught by my parents that homosexuality was something of a great evil. Bad people were homosexuals, and they were bad people because of their homosexuality. While I wasn't taught explicitly to view homosexuals as as being inferior of me, the implication was always there that I was better than them. I was better than them just solely based off the fact that my sexuality was different than theirs. Since my paren

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Kevin Owens

The Bionicle Mary Sue Litmus Test Remix

I created this test for one very, very simple reason To break you The Bionicle Mary Sue Litmus Test ReMIX Ft. Prince Janus and Friar Tuck If you are going to post your results then only post the relevent parts and not the whole test!!!! Please read these disclaimers. First, the title is a little bit deceptive. This is not quite a Mary Sue test, but a cliché test and power. You will be gain Points for being cliché and intensely powerful. Now how this test works. The test pro

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Kevin Owens

Ask Gato!

Man it's been awhile since we've done these and I don't want to do my greek homework.   So ask me anything. I'll answer truthfully.

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Kevin Owens

The Wedding Party! :o :o :o

Hey. This is the after party. Crashers are not allowed. > The cake is located to your left, and don't be a pig with it. I want plenty of left overs. We got Mr. Bungle for the music so feel free to bask in his awesomeness. You can put all of your wedding presents on the table over there...     You did bring presents... right?

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Kevin Owens

The problem with the redefinition of homophobia

This was originally an entry I wanted to make about a week ago, but considering how heated things were around my entry about my bisexuality and my struggles with it I decided not to. Hopefully with tempers tempered (ha ha ha I made a funny), this won't result in the negative kneejerk reaction that led to the trouble of the last entry. At least that's what I'm hoping.   In light of a recent blog post I believe this needs to be seen again for those who possibly missed it.   Now then! This is ac

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Kevin Owens

Confusion Crusade '10

Hey everyone. Do you revel in senseless chaos and confusion? Do you smile in joy as others scratch their heads while trying to figure things out? If so, then I have just the thing for you.   http://comradedesu.110mb.com/AVATARS/64/rotate.php   That right there is the url for my randomized avatar. There are 239 images it can choose from and it randomly displays one on every page. People are already confused as to who I am when I use it. Imagine the confusion when multiple people use it!

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Kevin Owens

Moral Quandrum

A trolley is running out of control down a track. In its path are 5 people who have been tied to the track by the mad philosopher. Fortunately, you can flip a switch, which will lead the trolley down a different track to safety. Unfortunately, there is a single person tied to that track. Should you flip the switch?   Assume for the sake of the exercise that there is no third option. You either flip the switch or you don't.

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Kevin Owens

The Ideal Bzp

Repost of my last entry minus communism.   Been thinking since my last entry about the ideal BZP. I present to you Utopia BZP   First the whole entire class structure on BZP would have to be reworked. Everybody would have moderator powers. When you would first join, you wouldn't have any. After a month of being on and (hopefully) learning the ropes, the member would be given moderator powers. In order to prevent power abuse, I would have some sort of proposal system for the powers. The members

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Kevin Owens

A Personal Statement

I know I'm on haitus right now, but this issue is hitting so close to home that I have to talk about it.   Blogs are in the same boat as images. They often go hand in hand, images appearing in blogs. They have certain rights. These are numerous. The right to exist. The right to enjoy peace and prosperity. However, above all other rights is this simple and inalienable right. Blogs and images have the right to be beautiful. While the images inside the actual entries are both very beautifu

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Kevin Owens

Rants About The Bionicle Artwork Forum

And this time, it's about something other than breasts.   Anyway, I've been noticing a surge of artpad topics on the artwork forum. Not that it hasn't happened before. For the most part, Artpad works like a zombie. It comes, and then it dies and then just when you think its dead, it comes back again. It's fluctuated like that since... well, every since I've been here that's for sure. However, this time Artpad has made such a strong recovery from obscurity that not even I could have predict

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Kevin Owens

The system is broken

Alright. Normally even my most serious of entries contain a healthy amount of depreciating humor that I'm just as eager to use on myself as I am on those around me. There's very little I approach without a quick wit. It's something of a coping mechanism that I use to deal with the world I find myself in. We all have to do what we have to do to survive, and I'm the same.   Because I'm approaching this without making a joke or an obscure reference that only Smeag or Wrack 'n' Ruin would get, I hop

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Kevin Owens

I... I Have A Confession To Make.

I have an addiction problem, and in order to fully understand it, I think you need to hear my story.   It started one afternoon after school. I was walking home when I decided to take a shortcut through an alley. I rarely took it, but it tended to save a lot of time and the newest episode of Power Rangers was going to be on. So I made my way through the alley when a clown emerged from the shadows. He wore a yellow jumpsuit and his white pasty face was accented with red paint around his mout

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Kevin Owens

The Bionicle Mary Sue Litimus Test

It's been long coming, and it's not technically finished. But I kinda get the feeling I'll never get around to finishing it, so here it is.   The Bionicle Mary Sue Litimus Test  Some notes before we begin. First, the title is a little bit deceptive. Yes, this is a Mary Sue test, but it's also a cliche test. You will be gain points for being cliche. Now how this test works. The test proposes a simple yes or no question. If you answer yes, you take the designated point count. If you ans

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Kevin Owens

The Smeagol4 Appreciation Entry

This is an entry dedicated to Smeagol 4. Here you will thank him for all the hard work he's done over the years in the RPGs, the rockin' BBC contests, and his tireless efforts on BZP. If for some reason you decide to be a smart aleck and post anything negative about him here I will go ahead and do us both a favor by deleting your comment.   You're a Smeag. Don't let the haters get you down.     EDIT: Rebumping this because Smeag is a true bro   EDIT EDIT: EVERY DAY IS SMEAGOL4 DAY  

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Kevin Owens

Mask Tier List

As I mentioned earlier, I'm doing a Bionicle Mary Sue Litimus Test. However, I'm having problems deciding how powerful each mask is in respect to other Kanohi. This is what I have so far.   Super Tier: Olmak, Tryna   High Tier: Felnas, Kakama, Paraki, Mahiki, Komau, Calix, Kandin, Huna, Volitak, Kulasi   Middle Tier: Hau, Miru, Akaku, Sanok, Iden, Arthron, Zatth   Low Tier: Kaukau, Rau, Ruru Rode   Useless Tier: Elda   This is all based off how powerful each mask in respect to others.

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Kevin Owens

BZPRPG REFUGEE DISCUSSION TOPIC

This is for all the people who want to chat it up with us old timers (e.g.: me and smeag) who want to reminisce about the old days without spamming up the RPG topic.   Have at it.

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Kevin Owens

Fed Up

Alright, this blog has gotten way too melodramatic and emo and this needs to stop. I do not want this to delve into nothing more than a pity party with me at the center. Although there may be a time for complaint, this is not that time. Life is good. So to celebrate, I'm going to show you the cutest thing you will ever see in your life.   I mean look at that. How can you not resist the cuteness of Tsukasa. I mean, she's trying so hard to work on that cell phone. How can you not love t

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Kevin Owens

Roll Call

Sign here if you have my blog favorited/bookmarked/whatevered.   -Gato- Gorgasm Wrack 'n' Ruin  

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The 30 Characters Who Defined A Decade

As chosen by Game Informer Glados - Portal John Marston - Red Dead Redemption Nathan Drake - Uncharted Series Master Chief - Halo Series Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV Alyx Vance - Half-Life 2 Kratos - God Of War Series Andrew Ryan - Bioshock Loghain Mac Tir - Dragon Age Orgins Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Assassin's Creed Series Ethan Mars - Heavy Rain Commander Shepard - Mass Effect series Jimmy Hopkins - Bully Captain John Price - Call of Duty series Hk-47 - Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Rep

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