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Hug Entry

I think it's been too long since a lot of us have seen a hug entry.   Welcome to the hug entry.   Everyone gets hugs.   No exceptions.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

The Bionicle Mary Sue Litimus Test

It's been long coming, and it's not technically finished. But I kinda get the feeling I'll never get around to finishing it, so here it is.   The Bionicle Mary Sue Litimus Test  Some notes before we begin. First, the title is a little bit deceptive. Yes, this is a Mary Sue test, but it's also a cliche test. You will be gain points for being cliche. Now how this test works. The test proposes a simple yes or no question. If you answer yes, you take the designated point count. If you ans

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Kevin Owens

Where Were You?

I will never forget the day that Bionicle ended. I will never forget where I was. I doubt any of us will. Like most of you, I had just logged on. Fresh off of school, I turned to my favorite site to cheer me up. Bionicle has always been a hobby for many, but to me it means so much more. Bionicle has been a way of life to me for these past few years. When my life seems grim and dark, as if there's no hope for me, I always recite some line from Bionicle to cheer me up. One of my favorites

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Kevin Owens

Which is worse?

The fact that there are bigots on BZPower, or the fact that the same people are consistently bigoted on this site and still somehow have posting privleges?

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Kevin Owens

Official Aho-chan Appreciation Entry

This is a special entry dedicated to my bestest bro in all of Onu-Koro. Here is where you can help create an archive dedicated to telling him how awesome he is so that way when he's feeling blue he can come look at this entry and stop feeling blue.   Also, if you're going to post a sarcastic comment or anything like that, please don't. You're not being witty. You're not being funny. You'll just be rude.

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Kevin Owens

The David Bowie Contest

I'm making this public. It's time for a Moderator Challenge!   It has recently come to my attention that not many people know about David Bowie. David didn't really do Glam Metal. He was born before metal was even a genre. He did Glam Rock. I talked with some people a bit off BZP, and they admitted they had no idea who David Bowie was. I honestly thought they were trolling, but in reality it turns they you just didn't know.   So that's why I'm going to give yourself a chance to improve yo

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Kevin Owens

The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior

No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in others something larger than life, then his essence, and his spirit will be immortalized by the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. You are the legend makers of ultimate war

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Kevin Owens

The Ultimate Hot Wings

Are you ready to put some hair on your chest? Do you need to clear out your sinuses? Do ordinary buffalo wings not do it for you anymore? Are you looking to spice up your love life?     Then boy do I have a recipie for you.     The base! An extra hot hot sauce. Cheap and in bulk is the way to go here if you don't want to break the bank, and this one is as simple as it is spicy.     One drop. One drop does it. One drop is all you need.     Unless you're me. Then you use the whole bott

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Kevin Owens

The 30 Characters Who Defined A Decade

As chosen by Game Informer Glados - Portal John Marston - Red Dead Redemption Nathan Drake - Uncharted Series Master Chief - Halo Series Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV Alyx Vance - Half-Life 2 Kratos - God Of War Series Andrew Ryan - Bioshock Loghain Mac Tir - Dragon Age Orgins Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Assassin's Creed Series Ethan Mars - Heavy Rain Commander Shepard - Mass Effect series Jimmy Hopkins - Bully Captain John Price - Call of Duty series Hk-47 - Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Rep

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Kevin Owens

Defense of Marriage Act

One one hand I feel as if people are overestimating the impact that the overturning of the Defense of Marriage Act will have. While yes it is rather important and represents a large step forward when it comes to GBLT rights, it also only represents a relatively small drop in the bucket when it comes to equality. Except we're dealing more with an Olympic swimming pool rather than a bucket.The verdict was a bit too narrow for my tastes, but then again anything short of completely legalizing marr

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Kevin Owens

The Wedding Party! :o :o :o

Hey. This is the after party. Crashers are not allowed. > The cake is located to your left, and don't be a pig with it. I want plenty of left overs. We got Mr. Bungle for the music so feel free to bask in his awesomeness. You can put all of your wedding presents on the table over there...     You did bring presents... right?

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Kevin Owens

The Ideal Bzp

Repost of my last entry minus communism.   Been thinking since my last entry about the ideal BZP. I present to you Utopia BZP   First the whole entire class structure on BZP would have to be reworked. Everybody would have moderator powers. When you would first join, you wouldn't have any. After a month of being on and (hopefully) learning the ropes, the member would be given moderator powers. In order to prevent power abuse, I would have some sort of proposal system for the powers. The members

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Kevin Owens

break it down!

The more and more I think about it the more and more I realize that this was pretty much me and Corey during out stint on BZP.     Two bros who pushed the envelope and changed BZP forever. Two men who played the game, broke all the rules, and still managed to come out on top. Two bros who bromance transcended to scandalously homoerotic levels, and while we will always claim to be nothing more than brothers you'll always wonder if there isn't something more to it.   Two men who still command r

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Kevin Owens

The Smeagol4 Appreciation Entry

This is an entry dedicated to Smeagol 4. Here you will thank him for all the hard work he's done over the years in the RPGs, the rockin' BBC contests, and his tireless efforts on BZP. If for some reason you decide to be a smart aleck and post anything negative about him here I will go ahead and do us both a favor by deleting your comment.   You're a Smeag. Don't let the haters get you down.     EDIT: Rebumping this because Smeag is a true bro   EDIT EDIT: EVERY DAY IS SMEAGOL4 DAY  

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Kevin Owens

SMEAG IS A CREEPER

He dug through ten years worth of forums and archives to find really, really terrible art that I did roughly ten years ago.   He is super creepy.   Just fyi.

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Kevin Owens

Omicorn!

I stalk Omi because he's so cool. I wub Omi. I have dedicated this blog entry to Omi. Because he's so cool. And stuff....   Why am I here again?

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Kevin Owens

Mask Tier List

As I mentioned earlier, I'm doing a Bionicle Mary Sue Litimus Test. However, I'm having problems deciding how powerful each mask is in respect to other Kanohi. This is what I have so far.   Super Tier: Olmak, Tryna   High Tier: Felnas, Kakama, Paraki, Mahiki, Komau, Calix, Kandin, Huna, Volitak, Kulasi   Middle Tier: Hau, Miru, Akaku, Sanok, Iden, Arthron, Zatth   Low Tier: Kaukau, Rau, Ruru Rode   Useless Tier: Elda   This is all based off how powerful each mask in respect to others.

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Kevin Owens

Rants About The Bionicle Artwork Forum

And this time, it's about something other than breasts.   Anyway, I've been noticing a surge of artpad topics on the artwork forum. Not that it hasn't happened before. For the most part, Artpad works like a zombie. It comes, and then it dies and then just when you think its dead, it comes back again. It's fluctuated like that since... well, every since I've been here that's for sure. However, this time Artpad has made such a strong recovery from obscurity that not even I could have predict

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

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