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The Official Guide To Strange Compulsion

Check out that nifty guide on the left. Just made it. It ranks an awsome/10 in my book.   In other new people are starting to take notice of my 'attempts' at being popular through.... questionable methods.   The Notice Wheel   Looks like I'm going to have to be more careful from now on. No more daylight excursions. I must remain secret and update at night. Today a comic. TOMOROW A FORUM MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1783124895734286&^

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

New Blog Title!

I finally changed the title of my blog. Quite fitting, isn't it!   AH THE KETCHUP!!! GET IT OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON!!! IT BURNS!!!!   er... moving on... I was walking down the street the other day. I came across the coolest Chinease resturant ever. Apearently chicky chang got him a restraunt now!     Yeah, pretty cool.  

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Return Of The Dalu Attack

Bleh. Dalu attackted me again. There I was minding my own business writing. I look up to see Dalu. OH I'll always remember that smirk on her face. Oh the horor. The smirk. The eyes. The ketchup! SO anyways, she jumped up on my sholder. I thrashed around trying to get her off. Then it happened.   WHAM!!!   Gosh, you take ONE picture and a gal holds a grudge forever.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Chuck Norized

Exo once went to a dance. Not even Chuck Norris could witness the shear horror.   Ooooh burn!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Bleh Or Meh?

Good news: I'm eating a HUGE bowl of ice cream.   Bad news: I'm feeling like junk in da trunk.   Halfway through the peru trip I got a bad cough. I come back home and get a bad runny nose on top of my cough. I'm constantly tired and Ocirist is gone so no one coments on my daily comics. Tomorrow I'm going to have to tripple post (Lets just see how that goes over )   Bleh, that was such a non funny entry. But then again, none of mine are. OOOOOOH BURN!!!!   ...   Wait, did I just insul

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Back From The Dead

I'm back from the dead once again. You only live twice so I guess I better be the man with the golden gun!   Yeah, I'm back from Peru. It was a mission trip so I can't go over a lot of the stuff. However what I can go over...   The showers are insane where we slept. No hot water whatsoever. And the water pressure was ######. So I was pretty much stuck with uber cold showers for most of the trip.   They should make a new ride in disney world and call it 'The Peruvian Taxi'. The d

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Computah

<< >> You. Yeah you. Come over there. Don't worry. I will bite. << >> Yeah. Well you wanna hear a bit of juicy grapefruit? Er... I mean gossip. Well you can't tell anyone I told you this. It tends to get some... people upset.   Well it turns out that Spitteh runs a comodore 64. YA RLY. His monitor even has 'Etch A Sketch' on the side. His modem has a 2 bit conection. Fo real.   Now don't get me started on Lady Kopaka. No seriously. Dont. I tend to get

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Bleh

Bleh. That's how I'm feeling now. THe thing is, I don't think that my comic isn't being as funny as it could and SHOULD be. But then again, I'm moving into more of a serious comic. I feel as if... as if I should just ditch my recent comics and keep up with the funny ones. However, theres a problem. I'm bone dry of funny things. I haven't come up with anything funny recently. Mayhaps thats why I'm moving into more of a serious comic...   And then there's my blog. Recently a very good f

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Cookies

I had a cookie for breakfast. That makes me holier than thou. So there. You fail/10 at life!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Omicorn!

I stalk Omi because he's so cool. I wub Omi. I have dedicated this blog entry to Omi. Because he's so cool. And stuff....   Why am I here again?

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Thought Provoking?

Well I was bored and hungry today so I ate a tape measurer. So I was all like ‘Yum’ and stuff. However my Mom said ‘All your base are belong to us!’ And I was all like ‘What you say!’ And then she got all indignant on me and said ‘OWNED BY THE FLAMING UNDEAD GRAPEFRUITS!!!!’ And then I said ‘O ######!!!!’ And then we went on a picnic.   However on the picnic the flaming monkeys came back and they wanted my tongue. AGAIN! So I was all like ‘No. And then they got all angry. So decided

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Blog Lock Down

Comencing the Blog Lock Down. Please stand by...   Blog lockdown finished. Thank you for your time.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Blog Lock Down

Tomorow (7/13/06) I will comence the first EVER blog lockdown. From 1200 to 1300 all blog entries will be locked. If you notice something strange between that time it is merely an effect of the blog lock down.   Thank you for your time.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

When Dalu Attacks

So I was just walking along minding my own business when I felt an icy tingle run down my spine. Someone was watching me. I shudered with fear wondering who it could be. I quickly whirled about only to come face to face with Dalu. I shudered with horor wondering what she could be contimplating behind that emotionless stare of hers. A smirk swept across her face. My mind was screaming for me to run but my feet wouldn't obey. and then WHAM!!!!!   I'm still missing the eyeball.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Flamin Monkeys Trying To Eat My Tounge

It hurts. I don't recommend anyone try it. Heck, why would you have flaming monkeys? I would like an undead monkey though. I wanna shoot it.   I like pie. But I like cake more. Pie isn't all that good. I like to throw pie at Spitty. He looks funny after you throw pie at him. He looks sooooo fuuuunnnypaaaaants.   Ew, did I just say that? >_< Rage is going to be so mad at me. I haven't updated in awhile. My comic that is. MY SPLEEEEEEN!!!!! I like spleens. Especially lamb ones.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Sprites And Renders.

I'm almost over my Strep. I should be over it tomorrow. But then goes my fun. I will no longer be able to say 'Shut up or I'll go over there and give you strep!' Sigh. Good times   In other news I just uploaded all my sprites. (Well not all of them. Most of my good ones.) I R the SPRITZORZ!!!!   I also made some renders. RNDRZ!!! WUT IZ DAT???!!!!?!? LOL  

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Insanity!

There are some things I hate. Up there in the top is how some comics claim to have "Insanity". They loosely throw the term around. They mean that they have the "funny" insanity. However, they have neither "serious" insanity nor the "funny" type. I mean have they no idea what false advertising? Have they no idea how serious of a condition insanity is? Its not something we should even joke about. I mean how many people actually have insanity and how serious a condition it is!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

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