IN A WORLD FULL OF SQUARES
ONE PARALLELOGRAM MUST FIND HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD
THE WORLD THAT KNOWS NO TOLERATION
THIS SUMMER
BRUCE WILLIS STARS IN
HIP TO BE SQUARE
Please, please resize your images when you post Mocs. Sure you can take huge photos, but for crying out loud resize them. It takes less than five seconds per picture, which comes down to a grand total time of about an extra minute or two per MOC. I'm running Cable and if your photos take more than five seconds to load, then I won't even bother.
Thanks.
Edit: Bumping this back up to the top. Seriously. This is should be obvious by now.
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I wanna spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I
We look for love, no time for tears
Wasted water is all that it is
And it don't make no flowers grow
Good things might come f
For whatever reason, some of you still think that the following items are funny and that you are witty for posting them. They might have been witty some time ago, but they lost their charm awhile ago. LolcatsRickrollsThe GameYou are now blinking and breathing manually
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There are no exceptions to these rules
#1- You do not talk about BZP
#2- You do NOT talk about BZP
#3- We are BZPers
#4- BZPers are legion
#5- BZPers will never forgive the temorarily deletion of COT and LGD
#6- BZPers can be some of the most moronic people on earth
#7- BZPers can be awesome at times.
#8- Nothing can be considered spam
#9- There are no real rules about posting
#10- There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
#11- There are no other bionicle for
Well, here we go. I'll wait for Swert to come along and get things started. Please try to keep all tom foolry to yourself. There will be a party afterwards for that.
And with that, let's begin.
Hey. This is the after party. Crashers are not allowed. > The cake is located to your left, and don't be a pig with it. I want plenty of left overs. We got Mr. Bungle for the music so feel free to bask in his awesomeness. You can put all of your wedding presents on the table over there...
You did bring presents... right?
Are you ready to put some hair on your chest? Do you need to clear out your sinuses? Do ordinary buffalo wings not do it for you anymore? Are you looking to spice up your love life? Then boy do I have a recipie for you. The base! An extra hot hot sauce. Cheap and in bulk is the way to go here if you don't want to break the bank, and this one is as simple as it is spicy. One drop. One drop does it. One drop is all you need. Unless you're me. Then you use the whole bott
I dwelt apart from the visible world, but I have not said that I dwelt alone. This no human creature may do; for lacking the fellowship of the living, he inevitably draws upon the companionship of things that are not, or are no longer, living.
Alright. Normally even my most serious of entries contain a healthy amount of depreciating humor that I'm just as eager to use on myself as I am on those around me. There's very little I approach without a quick wit. It's something of a coping mechanism that I use to deal with the world I find myself in. We all have to do what we have to do to survive, and I'm the same. Because I'm approaching this without making a joke or an obscure reference that only Smeag or Wrack 'n' Ruin would get, I hop
No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in others something larger than life, then his essence, and his spirit will be immortalized by the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. You are the legend makers of ultimate war
This is an entry dedicated to Smeagol 4. Here you will thank him for all the hard work he's done over the years in the RPGs, the rockin' BBC contests, and his tireless efforts on BZP. If for some reason you decide to be a smart aleck and post anything negative about him here I will go ahead and do us both a favor by deleting your comment.
You're a Smeag. Don't let the haters get you down.
EDIT: Rebumping this because Smeag is a true bro
EDIT EDIT: EVERY DAY IS SMEAGOL4 DAY
Sparks from the fire rise up to the sky
Higher and higher oh I want to fly
Out of the story this time I'll be free
Wake up for a moment from that dream of me
Just a legend cold words on a page
Lift up my eyes and I'm soaring away
On silver wings spread out to the sun
I'm leaving this city for the skies above.
O'er the ruins an ancient light
Never lost, never failing
Follow me on my path to the heights
Before the shadows fade into night
Running back but I'm out of time.
I could
Ok, so you're at a real good point in your role play and you need a good rallying phrase or battle cry. That's the purpose of this list. To give you a palethora of sayings for any situation.
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of waisting my time. Guilty."
"Stars were once lit and extinguished by at our command, and you still dare to defy us?"
'Do not ask which creature screams in the night,
Do not ask who waits for you in the s
This was originally an entry I wanted to make about a week ago, but considering how heated things were around my entry about my bisexuality and my struggles with it I decided not to. Hopefully with tempers tempered (ha ha ha I made a funny), this won't result in the negative kneejerk reaction that led to the trouble of the last entry. At least that's what I'm hoping. In light of a recent blog post I believe this needs to be seen again for those who possibly missed it. Now then! This is ac
Alternative Title: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Blog Something Controversial.... Recently on website I frequent for Magic: The Gathering articles there was a particularly interesting one concerning the prevalence of homophobic rhetoric that occasionally arises among players. While the article itself was fairly textbook material (e.g. homophobia is bad. stop using words like 'gay' in a derogatory manner), the comments revealed just why the article was necessary. Dozens of people chim
