You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street, a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading wi
This is an entry dedicated to Smeagol 4. Here you will thank him for all the hard work he's done over the years in the RPGs, the rockin' BBC contests, and his tireless efforts on BZP. If for some reason you decide to be a smart aleck and post anything negative about him here I will go ahead and do us both a favor by deleting your comment.
You're a Smeag. Don't let the haters get you down.
EDIT: Rebumping this because Smeag is a true bro
EDIT EDIT: EVERY DAY IS SMEAGOL4 DAY
Elementary Greek I: 10:00AM-10:50AM MWF
Rhetoric and Composition: 3:25PM-4:40PM MW
World Civilizations I: 1:40PM-2:55PM TR
Introduction to Music: 5:30PM-8PM M
World Politics: 5:30PM-8PM W
Easy Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Crazy Mondays and Wednesdays.
I'm okay with this.
I backed my car into a cop car, the other day.
Well he just drove off, sometimes life's ok.
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say.
Well you just laughed it off, it was all ok.
And we'll all float on, ok.
And we'll all float on, ok.
And we'll all float on, ok.
And we'll all float on any way, well.
A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam.
It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand.
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands.
Good news will work
I'm pretty sure I had an entry like this at one point but the search function isn't coming up with anything.
This is the hug entry. Everyone posting in this entry must hug or else.
Tonight, the streets are red
The lights are blue and blinding
No sign of the good doctor
But the sirens wail and whine and
Tell us who you've found
I can almost hear the hounds
What kind of man
Builds a machine to kill a girl?
No, he did not use his hands
Like a smart man, he used a tool
But just the same
Can you question who's to blame?
What was her name?
Doesn't matter. Now listen:
The Good Doctor has to pay!
When I say he was a monster
When I set fire to his name
It
GENERAL:
Acceptance Of Fate
Alice In Wonderland
Around the Charleston[NEW]
Battle Toads Dance
Behind the Barrel Roll
Bidoof
Billy Mays is No More[NEW]
Brushie[NEW]
Cat Troll[NEW]
Divinity
Don't Stop Me Now[NEW]
Doink Doink
Fanten[NEW]
Fresh Scream of Bel Air[NEW]
Ghost Bust The Whip
Godot
Hebel Village
Interior Crocodile Aligator (Futurama)
Loli Cat Girls
Kung Pow Zoom
Hotel Paradise[NEW]
Nintendo WRYYYYYY[NEW]
Operapella
Pistol Joe And Machine Gun Moe
Plate Catch
Remai
I wish to give, to take, to make, to check, I wanna see it happen
I want to see, to be, the one that plays the game without no fears and regrets
I want to know you, better than I know myself
I want to feel the end, and to enjoy the consequence
I'm playing The Game
The one that will take me to my end
I'm waiting for the rain...
To wash who I am
I'm playing The Game
The one that will take me to my end
I'm waiting for the rain...
To wash who I am
I want to move, to loose, to tak
So ealier today those flaming monkeys show up again. Still after my tounge. They're persistant little buggers. Well anyway one of them (Appearently their leader) challenged me to a FULL CONTACT EXTREME JENGA BATTLE OF DOOM!!! Having little better to do I agreed. However, part of the conditions was that I had to have a muffin on my head. Quite odd, but I agreed. So anyway we were playing and playing and I won. However he didn't take to kind to that so he pulled out his *dun dun dun* ELONG
