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Fun Fact

This blog entry is neither fun nor does it contain facts.

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The Facts

So I've been compiling some information, and I think I've stumbled upon something big. Even for someone working at a Lego design shop, Swert has an inexplicably extensive access to Bohrok-Kal parts Swert recently acquired a WMKK Swert is obsessed with the Nuva Cube Swert's OC's element is Gravity Swert is a known associate of the voice of Gahdok Swert himself is the voice of Tahnok Quite obviously the Swert you know is none other than Swert-Kal!   WAKE UP, MAHIPLE!

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Have you prepared?

I just want to make sure that everyone here has a secret password ready just in case they travel back in time and need to convince their past selves that they are from the future.   A good Future Password would be something that you have never told anyone, impossible for anyone to guess, and that would give you the greatest flexibility in terms of time travel (i.e. the earlier this password would work on you, the better). My own password, for instance, would let me convince all past iterations

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Re-Posting Complete

Took a few weeks, but everything people have asked me to re-post that I had archived has been re-posted.   Apologies to @fishers64 because I did not think to save Mata Nui's Performance Review and to @meglatorian because not only did I not save The Three Bohroketeers, but I completely forgot I wrote it! If anyone happens to have those topics backed up, I'm sure both they and I would be very grateful to get to read them again.   Also to note, there are still a few stories in my own private archi

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Should I re-post my old content?

Simple enough entry. Should I re-post my old content?   Is that the done thing? Is this hip and with it? Is that what all the kids are doing?   Obviously, I've got a few things that a probably best left in the mists of Internet obscurity, but I've got a fair bit of content that I'm still pretty proud of. Tell you what, if people request it, I'll re-post it.   Incidentally, if anyone happens to have an archived copy of chapters 14 onwards of the spoof I did of The Legend Reborn, I would be et

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Hey

I have slept for so long.   My dreams have been dark ones.   But now I am awakened.   Now the scattered elements of my being are rejoined.   Now I am whole.   And the darkness cannot stand before me.

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My Little Pony Fad: Explained

Some of you manly men might wonder why My Little Pony has exploded onto the male-dominated Internet. Allow me to explain in relatable terms:   Remember that episode of Arthur where everyone starts watching the Love Ducks? This is that.   On that note:     That is all.

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Dear J. R. R. Tolkien

Dear J.R.R. Tolkien,   Stop giving your characters so many names. It's confusing, annoying, pointless, and it makes me not want to read your books. If his name is Aragorn, just call him Aragorn; none of this Son of Arathorn, Dúnadan, Longshanks, Strider, Wingfoot, Elessar Telcontar, Envinyatar, Estel, or Throngil nonsense. You pick a name and you stick with it. He maybe gets one or two other names, but this is ridiculous.   And another thing. What's with giving the two main villains essen

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Voting By Mail

So as I am still in France and Canada's got a federal election coming up, I got a mail-in ballot sent to my apartment. Turns out that to send it in, I put my ballot in an envelope, in an envelope, in an envelope. It's like Inception by mail!

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My Next Project

I think that a good sign for anyone working on anything that's intended to be funny is when you can look at your own work and laugh. This was the case with BIONICLE Under 2 Minutes and it is is the case with the project I started today.   Why am I making this entry? To tease you and to maybe make some sort of virtual monument to force myself to stop procrastinating on this.   Here are a few vague tidbits of information: It will be funny. It will be made in Flash. It's not a PSA. It's not a

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Funny T-shirts

I used to wear funny t-shirts all the time, but eventually stopped after getting tired of people trying to one-up my shirt's joke. For instance, wearing a camo shirt that says "You can't see me" and having everyone you meet come up to you and say "hay i can c u ololololol" gets old fast.   Anyone else have this problem? People ruining funny shirts for everyone?

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Synesthesia Support Group

Synesthesia   Does anyone have this or know people who do? Up until I was twelve, I thought I was the only one, but then I read about it in a book and I realized that other people think just like I do. I think I'm the only person in my family to have it, but my dad says he has it a little -- not to the extent that I do, though.   In particular, I have Ordinal linguistic personification and Grapheme–color synesthesia.   I recommend you read (or skim) the Wikipedia articles I've linked and th

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I Had A Lucid Dream!

It was so exciting. I was napping and I fell into the wonderful crack between dreaming and knowing you're dreaming. I also developed, what I now realize in hindsight, was a totem from Inception. Granted, it's not a very good one. When I was dreaming, I was able to hear an odd cover of The All American Rejects' song Gives You Heck and then when I was awake, it would stop. It was really weird, though, because the song would keep cutting out intermittently as I drifted between consciousness an

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How I Would Take Over The World

Here is how I would take over the world.   Now, the problem with most world domination plans is that you have to be in charge of some sort of army or government. Since becoming a general is pretty risky and it's a real hassle to go through all the time and money required to successfully run for office, really the only way for anyone to easily rise to power over others is to become the chump husband of some monarch.   Then I had a thought...   Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! SPIRIT? Wha

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Asynchronous Eyebrow Movement

Just wanted to do a mini survey to figure out if raising one eyebrow is really as difficult as people say it is. Can you do it? Can you move both your eyebrows independently of one another? I've been able to for as long as I can remember and it absolutely amazes some people (granted, there are some people out there who don't know how to wink and I just feel sorry for them).   So yeah, in a similar vein, what other "party tricks" can you do? Vulcan salute? Ear wiggling? Nostril flaring? A

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Rant: People Who Drink Noisily

Yep, it's time for me to once again use this blog for the intended purpose of all blogs: to passive-aggressively rant about minutia in every day life.   Today's topic: people who drink loudly.   Everybody drinks; if you didn't, you'd be dead. Whether you're drinking water, soup, coffee, juice, pop, or what have you, for the love of all things liquid, COULD YOU PLEASE DRINK IT QUIETLY?!?!   SERIOUSLY! How hard is it to ingest liquid without slurping it loudly, gulping it down loudly (especia

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Retirement

Well folks, I've had a nice long run posting on BZPower.com, but now that I've reached 9999 posts, I think it's time for me to retire from posting in the main forums and start a prosperous career of posting in New Member Q&A, Bionicle Artwork II: Shops & Kits, Bionicle Games & Trivia, BZP Voting Booth, Completely Off Topic, and blogs.

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