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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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How to be a BIONICLE fan on BZPower in the years 2007-2009 (& also 2010)

Make a few flippant comments about how bad the sets are and how BIONICLE is no longer 'good', while sticking around and continuing to buy the sets anyway.   2010: Be very angry at Hero Factory for replacing BIONICLE despite also being from LEGO, wishing that BIONICLE was still around because it was obviously superior.   Obviously, this isn't completely representative of what we thought and it's a bit exaggerated - I'm only saying that because of the Inevitable Pedants who will point out that no
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G2 Question

Do you ever wonder what Ekimu thinks of the Toa? They're meant to protect Okoto (I hope) but instead it seems they need him, this year and last.
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External Links

Click proceed. Nothing happens. Cancel.   Click external link again. Click proceed. Actually works this time for some reason.
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Puns

Everyone knows, of course, that the person who makes the best puns rules the universe, right?   That bad puns are discouraged by throwing the stinkiest cheeses at the creator of the bad pun?   And not making puns at all... well, that's the biggest crime you can commit. You'll be locked up and have people yelling puns at you, which is your... PUN-ishment.
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It is now July

Unfortunately, the month of July is alive and trying to devour you whole. What do you do?
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Another G1 Mystery Solved

In the 2003 film "BIONICLE: MASK OF LIGHT", a work that would later be overshadowed by "BIONICLE 2: LEGENDS OF METRU NUI"; "BIONICLE 3: WEB OF SHADOWS", and "BIONICLE 4: TO BE ANNOUNCED", the main plot revolves around the titular MASK OF LIGHT and the efforts of the characters TAKUA and JALLER to find the TOA it belongs to. The mystery is not finding the Toa it belongs to (that is answered in the movie, which was DISAPPOINTING), but rather, where it was before the characters TAKUA and JALLER fou
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BZPGOT

Turns out making an erroneous assumption can kill a few people... just like in real life!   oops
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Ekimu

Ekimu, Lava Beast, and Storm Beast arrived in the mail today.   Ekimu's Magical Growth Spurt is a pretty good set. He finally got rid of that impractical hammer-gun and replaced it with a hammer, in addition to mounting his shield to his forearm so he can wield his hammer two-handed if he so wishes. Hammer is a pretty creative and clever arrangement of pieces that creates a shape one mold probably wouldn't be able to replicate. Also, the transparent blue is excellent him. He's like the Toa, but
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Hammers and Guns and More

Okoto must have had a rough history if there were reasons to put gatling guns in hammers.   But... isn't that sort of, well, not safe at all? What if you fire while hammering a nail into a wall and thus accidentally break it down? How exactly would you effectively aim it?   And then Onua takes it even further by putting a drill on the back of one, which sounds more dangerous - what if you're drilling through the ground and accidentally fire? Oops, you don't have an arm any more.   What's next? G
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Odd

On the UK S@H, Lava Beast, Storm Beast, and Ekimu are available, but Umarak the Destroyer and Quake Beast are not.   Don't really see a reason as to why they would be unavailable while the other three 2016 summer wave sets are released...
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Clones

What'd you do if you had a clone? What'd you do if you had... two clones? What would you do if you a clone but it went insane/evil? How would you know you're not a clone?
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A Question

Why is Takua up there by the blog title? What is he planning? Why is he taken aback by something? If he has more rocks in his head than a Po-Matoran, I think he should get surgery to fix that.
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Masters, Uniters

How would you rank the Uniters and the Masters overall, from 1-12? Who are better as Uniters, and who are better as Masters? If you had to create one legendary mask, what would it be a mask of?
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2017 predictions

The colour 'Red' ceases to exist as it is swallowed whole by the cannibalistic colour 'Gold'.   The Toa are in immense pain from having multiple surgeries to add and remove gears into their hips and backs, and from having their oddly transparent brainstalks exposed from behind.   Something gets horribly mutated by hordika venom/pit mutagen/desire for power/uncontrollable masks/plot device.   The Toa Mahri remain irrelevant, being G1 characters and thus having nothing to do with the G2 story.  
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G1 Mystery Solved

In the 2005 film 'BIONICLE: WEB OF SHADOWS', a work of absolute and unparalleled art, the character RAHAGA NORIK (a small red helicopter rahkshi turaga) explains about the MYTHICAL RAHI KEETONGU. Another character, ONEWA HORDIKA, misinterprets this as the KEY TO NONGU, a legendary artefact. The mystery is not (it is a key) what it is or where it can be found, but what it unlocks.   Thus I present to you our guess: in all of GENERATION ONE BIONICLE, there is only one candidate that fits. They ar
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Bonkle Summer 2016 Poster

The Poster   So, what can we learn from this, my fellow bonkle fans? I think I should call bonkle fans 'bonklons'. So, anyway, with that out of the way, what can we learn from this poster, bonklons?   Well: Ekimu and Umarak are now massive, separated by a volcano that doesn't know how volcanoes are supposed to work. It would appear that Ekimu and Umarak are now in 40-million feet tall robots, and we are seeing their heads here, as they intensely stare at each other - which is totally not an ove
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Ears

What if our ears could detach from our head and flap around like birds, allowing us to listen to things from a distance? For defence, the edges of your ears could be razor sharp.
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G&T Contest #2

Ghidora would appreciate it if three more people signed up to END so that it can begin, considering the closing date of the contest.   Pahrak would also appreciate if three more people signed up to the The Great Career Fair.   Three more people - that's it, they just need three more people and their games can get going.
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Important Reminder

REMEMBER: EVERYONE WILL BE 100% SERIOUS TOMORROW, EVEN IF WHAT WILL BE SAID SOUNDS FAR-FETCHED. BELIEVE THEM.   THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN:   PEOPLE COULD BE ON FIRE PEOPLE COULD BE INEXPLICABLY FLYING PEOPLE COULD BE UNCONTROLLABLY ROLLING AWAY PEOPLE COULD BE CLONING THEMSELVES PEOPLE COULD BE SMASHED BY FALLING BLOCKS PEOPLE COULD HAVE ARMS AND LEGS AND A HEAD BUT LACK A BODY PEOPLE'S FACES COULD BE HUGELY DISTORTED AND CONTORTED PEOPLE COULD HA
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Eyebrows

Imagine your eyebrow hairs were actually tiny missiles and you could launch them at will
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BIONICLE Mafia: Legends: Post-Game Thoughts

Seeing how quickly the Shadow Matoran won, I think I may have made them too powerful, or at least gave them too many people. 5 people were Shadow-aligned in a 20-player game, and four of them didn't know the fifth, but the fifth knew them. Should've probably reduced the Shadow Matoran's numbers from four to three, and make the Shadow Turaga's death scenario less over-the-top or have more conditions associated with it. I am really glad it did not devolve into a trainwreck. I feared that would ha
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