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Yay Collector Itemzz

So, went to a two-day sportsman's show on the weekend. Got my National Firearms Association card (yeah, I'm a Conservative, and no, I don't believe in gun control), and talked to some historical society guys. I got talking about my gun, I got offers upwards of $3000 for it. But I'm not sellin'.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

World At War/gamertag

Thought it was time for a gaming entry.   But yeah, this game is spectacular. Any 360 owner should have it, 'specially if you have Live.   Oh, and speaking of Live, if you have this game, or other sweet ones you'd figure I'd have, add me up: CrimsonxJester. Just make sure to PM me letting me know, first.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Whazzat?

The night was eerie and harsh, with rather unusual weather for the season. A blanket of fog coated the bustling, bright bay. The wind whipped harshly, blasting scurrying Navymen with icy cold droplets of salty seawater. But still, they trudged on for reason even beyond them.       A flash far out at sea accompanied a large, ferocious explosion, rocking the port, sending men and debris flying. Long, drawn out siren wails could be heard from every which way, and the Navymen began to scramble. S

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Weekly Survival Lesson I: Survival Psychology Part I

Hello, readers.   As I'm sure a few of you know, I took a 6-week Survival Instructors' Course over the summer of 2008. After completion, I am now fully qualified to teach military-grade survival skills.   Now, before you go saying 'Oh, when will I need rubbish like this', think. These incidents are a lot more common than you think. Things from getting your car stuck in a snowy ditch on a low-to-no-traffic highway, to being in a commercial plane crash. You see them on the news frequently, and s

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Vrey Sgtrane!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 % plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Vault-tec Appears On Tv!

From the desk of the Overseer:   Vault-Tec, the great company responsible for the building of our, and other Vaults, has produced a minute-and-a-half TV Spot, advertising placement in out Vaults!   Sign up today! for Vault-Tec   Until next time BZP,   CJ.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Vault Short Story Contest I: Remember

Hello, fellow BZPers.   You may have noticed that I've decided to go ahead with a Short Story Contest. So, here's the lowdown:   You have until February 4th to create for me a Short Story. Length, I don't care. I care about quality.   Now, with any SS Contest, there will be a theme. This contest's theme will be the lyrics to Disturbed's song Remember. You may choose to incorporate the lyrics, or simply build a story based upon said lyrics (granted, you include an explanation of how the story

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Updates!

As you can, see, I've added quite a few new things to the Blog. Its now set up like a computer data file for the Jesterland Defence Center, a National Guard-esque thing.   The first new feature, Jester File, is a profile of myself, full of data errors and such.   The second is the Jesterland Defence Force's Code of Honor, which is fairly straight-forward.   The third feature is definitely the coolest. Its a club I've started called the Jesterland Defence Force. 'What is it?', you may ask. It

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Untitled (more New Lyrics)

To kill a man is to crush a dream To crush a dream, to secure your own And though foreign blood burns like a sickness Killing that man will get you home   So thrust the bayonet through his chest Pray he dies a painless death He's no better, you're no worse But only the survivor will come in first   How can you sit there Wading in your lies? Does it make you smile To see them die? Their blood is on your hands But you like the look of red   To kill a man, a horrible thought Cast his

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

This Song Won't Get Out Of My Head (neither Will It Yours)

Don't turn away I pray you've heard The words I've spoken Dare to believe Over one last time Then I'll let the   Darkness cover me Deny everything Slowly walk away To breathe again On my own   Carry me away I need your strength To get me through this Dare to believe Over one last time Then I'll let the   Darkness cover me Deny everything Slowly walk away To breathe again On my own Name it, and I'll upgrade you to a grape drink.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

This Is Who We Are

Shake it off Pick yourself up, they say Your life fell apart in your hands, and you've got the scars to prove it It's not the first time, and they're getting deeper Pull it together Button up your shirt Roll down those sleeves Don't let them see how you've coped More and more your demeanor looks like quicksand. It seems like your giving up on everything you worked for It's pulling you under It's gripping around your throat Life can be overwhelming, but don't turn your back on the str

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Crimson Jester

The Sickness Is Rising...

Hey there, readers!   As you all should know, I went and saw Disturbed on Tuesday. Here's my Removed. -Kohaku, official review:   The show started off with some stupid emo band called Art of Dying, that was a bore. All they did was whine, and play their instruments in an ear-aching, atrocious manner typical of any emo music. Sad thing is, they were the only Canadian band there. >> There was a two-man, wussy emo mosh pit going on during their excruciatingly painful set, complete with rece

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

The Sequel

Hello, not-so-faithful readers.   Today's major subject, as noted in this entry's title, is sequels. Sequels, in the simplest form, are the follow-up, profit-raking, deformed brother of an original. But, what the dictionary fails to mention, is how terrible they usually are. *glares at Batman* Now, why I'm discussing sequels is probably beyond you at this point. And that usually isn't good, thus, I guess I'll divulge what I'm rambling about.   For starters, for you word-filter annihilated peop

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

The Excitement Builds

Survival Instructor Staff: T-minus 27 days, and counting.   I'm so freakin' excited. An entire summer living on an Air Force base, getting paid a good chunk of change to teach survival skills to my peers. If only the days would go faster.

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Summer Deployment, Fallout Dlc, New Albums, And More.

Bah. Beginning of summer. Absolute chaos. Luckily, things have slowed down enough for me to give a brief recap:   For starters, my summer deployment. For all who don't know, I've been selected from my squadron to instruct future military personnel for 7 weeks, teaching, among other things, leadership skills, instructional techniques, and survival skills. I'm being deployed to CFB (Canadian Forces base) Cold Lake, an Air Force base about 5 hours north of here. My leave date is Saturday, July 4t

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Summer Deployment

Alright, since I deploy to my summer posting on Saturday, I figure'd I'd give you guys an update now, in case I don't get the chance to further down the road.   For all who don't know, I've been selected from my squadron to instruct future military personnel for 7 weeks, teaching, among other things, leadership skills, instructional techniques, and survival skills. I'm being deployed to CFB (Canadian Forces base) Cold Lake, an Air Force base about 5 hours north of here. My leave date is Saturda

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

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