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Bob, The Pyromaniac Squirrel

Intersting title, innit? Anywho, whenever I come out with a drawing at school, I run it by my friends. Today, one friend said: "Hey, NP*, you don't draw Squirrels. Let's have a Squirrel with a rocket launcher!"   So I said, "okay".   This is what I drew:   Yeah. Whadya think?     *Well, they called me by my real name. But I won't say it.   Oh- and by the by, please rate my blog, if you have a chance.

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5 Minute Difference

The following lists several instances when a mere 5 minutes can make a large difference:   - Before a bomb goes off. - Before a nuke explodes. - Before a nuclear bomb explodes. - Before you realize you made a mistake. - Before you realize that you made a mistake by setting off a nuclear bomb.     - Before you realize that you are a mistake. - The cliché "Five more minutes, mom". - When you don't wanna go to bed. - The snooze alarm. - Cramming before a big test. - A good TV show. -

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Little Itchy Bugs

Oh, %@^&. I have lice. Or I did, but I might still.....   Dang. There's only one thing to do at a time like this.   *gives lice to Spitty*

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Oh Boy! Nocturn!

After recently purchasing Nocturn (in Boston), I took several photos. I will now post them here for your enjoyment....   Nocturn.   Meet the Barakii...   DON'T HIT ME!   That was easy.   Feeling sad...   ...Feeling slightly better...   ...Feeling awesome.   Glow in the Dark!   Who's that?   Let's shed some light...   What now?   Oh.   Hello, Avak.   Whuh...?   GRAH!   Hm?   *gunshot*   Sad again.   Happier...   Reminded of previous happiness.   "Are you Nocturn?"   HOORAH!

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The Answer To The Riddle

Apparentry, the third riddle in the previous entry is quite difficult, although some of it has been solved.   3. There was a thunderstorm that had just ended. Two wet men wearing jackets run up to the police, and start screaming about a dead body in a house. The police arrive at the house, only to find that the only opning is the through the chimney. The burst through the wall, and water pours out, as well as a dead body. The house was flooded. The police find 52 Bicycles on a table surrounded

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Good News, Everyone!

The Fruit War is developing to my favor... I think. I still need more allies, as the only ones that I am currently in alleigence with are Yami and Visorak Cooper. Please join the Fruit Jedi. We get Health Care benefits.   Also, a list of totally awesome warriors that you will have complete access to.   Blueberry Droidekas-   Imperial Gourds-   Geonosiapples-   Strawberry Clones-   Storm Fruiters-   Mango-Guards-   And War Generals:   Obi-Plum Kenobi-   Princess Lichi Orga

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Some Members, Gadunka, A Mark And A Poofy Dress...

Well, let's start with the mark, shall we? Okay. Well, today I g ot my term marks back.... And let me say that I dropped only 0.1% from last term! Oh! Awwww.... Anyway, you may have noticed that I said: 'Some members'. Well, let's just say that I've been drawing for every single period today. Haha. Behold! GMan:   Lyger: Huzzah.   Now, you probably noticed that I said: "Gadunka". It's not a leaked pic. Don't worry. I just caught a glimpse of the leaked pic, and drew it. It doesn't have to

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Help.... Me.... *dies*

Well, today was the day that I needed to reorganize my locker. I gathered everything within, and, in the process of one hour, I loaded it into my bag.       I really, really hurt. Grah, now I need to spend even more time organizing it..... HELP!

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In Preparation For

International Ehlek Day 2007.   Yup, I hereby decree it. IED is tomorrow.   The official IED banner: [img=http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/DuckDuck/bzpother/banners/ied2007.jpg]   The official IED avatar: http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/DuckDuck/bzpother/banners/iedavatar.jpg   A merry International Ehlek Day to all!

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You Need Help. End Of Story.

Recently, I mentioned starting an advice thingy for my blog. You can PM me and ask advice for certain matters. "But Norik," you say, "isn't this a total rip off of what Dalek is doing?" The answer? OF COURSE (NOT)! You ask Dalek for counselling! You ask me for advice! Of course, counselling is basically "advice", but they have different names, so he can't sue me.   I hope.   If you need advice, just end me a PM within a problem, and I'll try my best to help you. Keep in mind that there will

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Pirates The Third

Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Rated: PG13 Summary: ...Woah. NP's Rating: 9.5/10 = SO FREAKIN' SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!    

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Yayness!

Huzzah, no school today or tomorrow! HAPPY SUKKOT!       Also, I've started to work on a trailer for BiAlien.

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The Word Of The Day

Today's Word of the Day is: ECTOPLASM   Remember, the Word of the Day must be used completely out of context, and the sentence where it is used must be totally random. Example: GOOD Dude, your ectoplasm ate my sandwich. BAD That ghost is made out of an ectoplasmic substance.   Okay, that's the word of the day. Now you need to know: the Word of the Day ends at 6:00 PM Eastern time, where it is replaced by tomorrow's word. I'll let you guys make it up. But on weekdays, it's made up by me, an

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The Word Of The Day 3

Today's word of the day is: QUANDONG Examples of use: GOOD Would you like a quandong with that? BAD That quandong's fruit contains a pit.

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Even More Philisophical Questions:

Well, I just felt like posting something in my blog today, so... Here goes:   Can there be infinite + 1?   Will we ever populate the moon?   Will pigs fly?   What is the sound of one hand clapping?   What is the sound of three hands clapping?   In space, can anyone hear you scream?   On Earth, can everyone hear you scream?   On Mars, do Martians hear you scream?   Does LOST actually make any sense?   Will LOST ever make sense?   Can LOST ever make sense?   Have I asked enough "Philis

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Today...

Well, it's not yesterday anymore. It's today! But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? Ungh, I hate being philosophical in the morning.... Today shall probably be a rich, full day. Full of swimming..... and fun..... and my mom needs a desperate break, so we're probably going to see a movie. LOST: We got nowhere in the story. So what, Kate and Sawyer made it back to the island? So what, Jack saved Juliette? The only good thing was that we now know what Jack's tatoos mean: "He walks among u

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More Madness

(Number) upon a (noun), the (adjective) (noun) of (place) decided that (former US president) looked like a (noun). So then the (same former US president) felt like (verb)ing for (time frame). So then all of the (nouns), including (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name)

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What Is This?

.....                         And maybe, just maybe there's someone out there who gets the reference. Maybe.

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