It never feels good when you wake up to a stomach ache. And it certainly doesn't help when you then need to get right out of bed to take your dog outside. It certainly isn't helpful if you don't eat breakfast. Or if you're running late for school. Or that we were just assigned the final big English project. Or that French is second period. Or that the brownie in my lunch may have gone bad. Or that the stomach ache gets worse. Or that a certain very confusing language period is third. Or that the
Sorry- I couldn't post earlier. It's my birthday today! Yay!
Title: SpiderMan 3
Rated: PG13
Summary: Evil alien morphs with Peter who loves MJ and Sandman attacks and everyone's mad and that Harry goes crazy and venom's all like "GRAH!"
Rating: Infinite = AWESOME
Also, I just have a little pic of what I got for my birthday....
Fully fonctional, remote-controlled Dalek Sec.
Oh, yes.
I suppose you've been wondering where I've been the past few days. It's sort of complicated, so I'll just get it out in one word (and a pic): DALEKS.
I guess when they signed up to sponser P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. (see last entry), they didn't know how much they'd hate it.... Crud.
I don't have long to talk, the Daleks will be back soon and I don't want to be found here. They've limited my connection to my Blog, so if I don't sign off soon they'll---
"EXTERMINATE!"
After recently purchasing Nocturn (in Boston), I took several photos. I will now post them here for your enjoyment....
Nocturn.
Meet the Barakii...
DON'T HIT ME!
That was easy.
Feeling sad...
...Feeling slightly better...
...Feeling awesome.
Glow in the Dark!
Who's that?
Let's shed some light...
What now?
Oh.
Hello, Avak.
Whuh...?
GRAH!
Hm?
*gunshot*
Sad again.
Happier...
Reminded of previous happiness.
"Are you Nocturn?"
HOORAH!
Dancing Space Potatoes? Not really. That title was just made interesting so that you'd click the link.
Ain't I diabolical?
Anyway, in Geography today, we worked on some of the dangers of earthquakes, and what to do if they occur. That's whay I thought that I might share some of my wisdom with you.
And so, without further stalling for time, Norik's Prophecy Proudley Presents:
(P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. is sponsored by the Daleks)
Step 1: Make sure you always care the following with you:
The world needs a Hero. I mean a real Hero- and not just one of those guys who works at the fire department, or at the police station. The real Heroes are the men and women who go to work every day, in a small cubicle at an unimportant office, and then they get a call from congress, and they change into their tights, cape, and leotard to go fight bad guys. They are the real Heroes.
Also, Hiro from Heroes.
Whoops- Haven't updated in quite some time.... Dang.
Well, to make a short story even shorter- Boston.
Yes, I am taking a break for no apparent reason, and am now in Boston. It's fun, though. I just got Nocturn, and just before that I saw the movie "Hot Fuzz".
NP's Movie Review:
Title: Hot Fuzz
Rating: PG13
Summary: The greatest cop ever gets transfered into a town of morons. Crimes start coming to his attention, and just when he thinks everything makes sense, the enitre movie switch
I have returned from the first 40 seconds of the movie "300". In IMAX. That is something I will never do it again. Between the surround-sound speakers, the six-story screen, and the rumbling seats, I literally felt that my heart was going to snap. Literally. Let me tell you, that is the last time I will ever see an IMAX film. Hold... Me.....
I just read the name of Lygers' newest Blog entry: "The First Bird of Spring".
...
*Hangs Myself*
THERE'S SNOW OUTSIDE! AUGH! EVERY TIME IT STARTS GETTING WARM-- SNOWSTORM! AAAAAAAH!
...
And my dad says that there's going to be a snowstorm tomorrow.
...
*Un-hangs Myself*
*Hangs Myself*
Good news, everyone!
I've come up with a way to teach random phobias to people who don't know what they mean. It's some sort of dictionary... type thing..... In a way......
Well, here it goes!
Entry#1: Anatidaephobia -- The fear that in some way, some how, a duck is watching you.
Entry#2: Arachniphobia -- Aw, come on! I don't think there's anyone here who doesn't know what that means.
Entry#3: Luposlipaphobia -- The fear of being chased around a kitchen table in socks on a newly waxed
That's right! For a not so limited time only, I'm offering you the chance to read some of the greatest Television quotes of all time! (Results may vary)
Dr. John Zoidberg: "Just make sure you don't end up old and lonely like poor Dr. ZOIDBERG! *cries*"
Bart Simpson: "Don't have a cow, man."
The Doctor (9): "I might never make sense again! I might have two heads, or no head- and don't say that's an improvement!"
The Doctor (10): "Alons-y! Hm, I should say that more often. Alons-y,
Well, I was watching a Volcano documentary in Geography today, and they said a rather interesting word. "Volcanology".
Then it hit me.
You can add the suffix 'ology' to almost any word! I call it: "Ologyology".
Waterology.
Stapleology.
Doctor Whoology.
Palindromeology.
Potatology.
Comicology.
UFOology.
BZPology.
Norikology.
Well, tonight at seven is the premier of Doctor Who season 30. Too bad my satellite is down. And I don't live in Britain. Curses. Well, as I cannot actually watch the episode, I'll just have to piece together what I know, and try to make my own version of the episode.
OK, the first time it plays, it's really slow. Stick around for when it loops, 'cause that's when it speeds up.
It's stupid. I know. It's supposed to be. Also, I'm sorry about there not being any sound.
Can you staple yourself to a table?
Why is the world the only place where potatoes grow?
Does the planet Neptune ever get bored?
Is Pluto lonely?
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
Can you really save the world by saving the cheerleader?
Why the heck did they put Heroes on hiatus!?!
Will I ever make sense?
Can the Time And Relative Dimension In Space ever seep into our universe via the Void and the space time continu
Title: Happy Feet
Rated: G
Synopsis: A Penguin gets brain damage and starts dancing. Almost gets eaten three times. No, no... Four.
NP's Rating: 3.2 -- Not too shabby, not too good.
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You should have been here yesterday! The sun was out, the birds were singing, the sky was blue- and it was beginning to feel like spring!
Now it's snowing.
What the heck is wrong wit this planet?!?
Maybe it just doesn't like me.
It all started on the way to school today....
I had just brought up Star Wars for no reason, then I said: "Why do you think George Lucas has an overobsession with limb hacking?"
What do you think?
If we evolved from monkeys, why haven't monkeys evolved into us?
Is there actually intelligent life in the universe?
When an animal dies, should we give it a funeral?
Could we evolve into fish if global warming envelopes the planet?
Can ameobas feel love?
Can potatoes feel pain?
If "Whose Line is it Anyway" hadn't been canceled, would the world be a better place?
