Withholding Patronage
Have you ever noticed how I never use smileys? (Excluding the or the ) It’s because they’re a fad. I really can’t stand fads. At the Technological University of Mathematical Statistics, (or T.U.M.S.) we believe that out of the 31,000 active members in BZP, chances are, I’m one of the select group that refuses to use those yellow circles I so despise. I mean look at them. Always, staring at me. It’s creepy, dog-gone it! I can’t look at them; it drives me insane. (Yes, I could be less sane than I am now.)
But, I guess if you think about it, they could be for the benefit. I mean, it saves people time of typing “I’m laughing” or “I’m not happy” or “Look at me! My pants are on fire and I’m hopping up and down with a blank expression!” But I’m going to still boycott them. YOU CAN’T TAX MY TEA, BRITAIN!!!
Oh yeah. Today my sister turns ten.
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