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How Do These Things Happen



I just watched a video of three Game Informer guys playing the entirety of the "Beastly" game.


And hour and twelve minutes of completely disastrous gameplay and bizarre grammar.


"Monkeys have tail."


It was hilarious and sad and why do they keep making these horrible movie tie-in games?


Edit: At least the time wasn't entirely wasted (though I got some good laughs so I don't think it was a waste anyway) - I added about 30 new Pokémon to my Black 'Dex, mostly through breeding. My thumb is tired from left, right, left, right, left, right.


I kind of wish I had a DSi now. I tried one for the first time a few days ago and the buttons were so much crisper. The D pad on my Lite is mushy and unresponsive.


Edit2: I started reading The Gunslinger, part one of the Dark Tower series.




I don't really know what to do with it, yet. I've heard it gets better as it goes along, with the last three books (written like 30 years after the first four) being longer and much better.


So I'll see where it goes.


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'Monkey's have tail?'


Wow... That's pretty bad fail for a movie port nowadays.


Movie ports almost always suck... The only good one I can think of off the top of my head in the Spider-Man 2 game. That was excellent, with tons of sidequests and stuff.



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