Takuma Nuva: So, Turakii, remind me again what it is you do for a job these days?

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Nothing

Takuma Nuva: Oh

Laughin'Man: that's a good job

Laughin'Man: I'm pro at it

Psychoshy: That's actually the best job ever

Psychoshy: Congrats turkii

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: I was trained under LM

Laughin'Man: and I was trained under television

Avohkah Tamer: and television was trained under me

Psychoshy: And AT trained under Congress

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Hail AT!

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Hail AT!

Laughin'Man: [listening to] Adoration for None - Gojira ft. Randy Blythe

Avohkah Tamer: but I want adoration for me D:

Avohkah Tamer: see, Turakii's got the right idea

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: *bow bow bow bow*

Avohkah Tamer: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ALL THESE RIBBON BOWS ON ME

Avohkah Tamer: I'M NOT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: *paper paper paper paper*

Avohkah Tamer: AAAAAGHGHHGHAHHGHGHHGH

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: *tape tape tape tape*

Psychoshy: QUICK HERE'S THE TAPE

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: I'm from the future

Avohkah Tamer: mmfmfmfmfmffffmmfmmm

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: You already gave it to me

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: *picks up package*

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: *walks over to Takuma*

Psychoshy: I got it in before you on my end

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Look, Taco! I got you a present! =D

Takuma Nuva: Turakii

Takuma Nuva: My birthday isn't for 29 days yet.

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: You're supposed to shake it and guess what's inside

Takuma Nuva: I'd rather wait until it's closer, the suspense will kill me.

Takuma Nuva: Just throw it in that closet over there until the 30th.

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Okay

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: *throws in package and shuts door*

Takuma Nuva: Better.

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: It'll be there for you when you're ready =D

Takuma Nuva: Hope I don't forget about it. I really don't get many presents these days.

Takuma Nuva: Birthday presents, that is.

Avohkah Tamer: *appears in a time machine*

Avohkah Tamer: Yo, I'm from 29 days in the future

Psychoshy: AT YOU GIVE BACK MY TIME MACHINE

Avohkah Tamer: want to have your birthday early?

Takuma Nuva: Impossible.

Psychoshy: NO WONDER I COULDN'T GIVE TURKII THE TAPE IN TIME

Takuma Nuva: I was going to throw it in the trash compactor tonight.

Avohkah Tamer: oh Ferret you gave it to me when you died next week

Psychoshy: Oh kk

Takuma Nuva: Waitaminute...

Takuma Nuva: AT is my present???

Takuma Nuva: *smacks turakii upside the head*

Takuma Nuva: I said I wanted a pony!

Psychoshy: DOMESTIC ABUSE

Takuma Nuva: /spoiledbrat

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: He IS a pony!

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Just ask him!

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: And if you push his cutie mark, he neighs!

Takuma Nuva: Really?!

Takuma Nuva: *kicks AT in the rear*

Avohkah Tamer: *uppercuts Takuma into the ceiling*

Takuma Nuva: Haaaaaaay, since when do ponies have knuckles?

Takuma Nuva: *looks at ceiling*

Avohkah Tamer: *hoofpunch*

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Say, speaking of which, how's the paint job up there, Taco?

Takuma Nuva: Bad enough I got creeper problems. Now I've got misbehavin' ponies.

Avohkah Tamer: neigh

Takuma Nuva: Here, LM, take this leash and take the beast out to the pen.

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: And no hay for you tonight, My. Pony >=O

Laughin'Man: okay

Takuma Nuva: Let's make him wear high-heel horseshoes, for the amusement by girlyness and alliterations!

Avohkah Tamer: wait but Takuma isn't supposed to open his present until his birthday, plus my past self is still kind of in the present in the closet

Takuma Nuva: You forget, pony.

Takuma Nuva: Toasters.

Takuma Nuva: They can do anything.

Takuma Nuva: Now git!

Takuma Nuva: *kicks*

Takuma Nuva: *dives under rug*

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer: Dude, you're a pony. You can't talk to anyone but other ponies.

Takuma Nuva: What if LM was really a pony in disguise?

Takuma Nuva: Spill it, LM!

Avohkah Tamer: he isn't one

Avohkah Tamer: but I can make him one, unicorn magic and all

Takuma Nuva: Shaddup, pony.

Takuma Nuva: Or I kick you again.

Avohkah Tamer: *Rapidash powers*

Avohkah Tamer: go ahead, kick me and be ENGULFED IN FLAMES

Takuma Nuva: *toaster*

Avohkah Tamer: dang

Avohkah Tamer: you got me beat there

Laughin'Man: moo

Takuma Nuva: oO

Takuma Nuva: Uh, Turakii, you can take the cow.

Avohkah Tamer: YOU'RE SO SELFISH

Takuma Nuva: AND YOU'RE A MULE, HORSE.

Avohkah Tamer: Beg pardon?

Takuma Nuva: Now keep quiet and eat your dinner!

Takuma Nuva: *shoves on feedbad filled with cold cereal*

Takuma Nuva: *feedbag

Avohkah Tamer: nom

Avohkah Tamer: btw I'm pretty sure I'm gonna call the ASPCA on you after this

Avohkah Tamer: just so you're aware

Takuma Nuva: Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna call PETA and laugh while I go toaster all over their sorry rear-ends.

Takuma Nuva: And then I'll have tea time with Turakii and the cow.

Laughin'Man: moo

Takuma Nuva: What kind of tea do you prefer, cow? Lemon and honey, or asphalt and scotch tape?

Laughin'Man: moo

Takuma Nuva: Sorry, I'm all out of dustbunny suprise.

Laughin'Man: moo

Takuma Nuva: You look hungry though. Here, have some dinner.

Laughin'Man: moo

Takuma Nuva: *straps on feedbag of frozen waffles*

Laughin'Man: moo

Takuma Nuva: Alright, I've gotta go out for some groceries. Cow, Pony, you can entertain yourselves for a while.

Takuma Nuva: *leaves*

Laughin'Man: moo

Avohkah Tamer: neigh