I know but it's late and I didn't feel like I had the capacity to do a writeup of a real news item

I picked that bit solely so I could make that joke

also I'm not going to have time to report tomorrow because I'm leaving for Brickcon

no I don';t actually think I'm that clever that the rest of BZPower needs to share my mirth even though my last couple of stories have ended in a lousy pun. It just seemed to fit at the time.

I'm actually a lot more professional that I act but I guess that sorta negates the entire point then, doesn';t it