Mirror mirror, on the floor/Am I the prettiest at the store?

"Potato Moths"

"Eye of the Sparrow"

"It's a small picture in a shop somewhere, and I know who it is. It's Mormon Judy, and cow people."

"I was happy, and then your sister threw a sea-fish at my TV."

"It's party time chumps."

"Amy left your party. I'm leaving at 3:00 to pick apples."

"It's simple - Just tap it, tap it in, that's a zinger. And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday."

"Dude, I don't have a jet ski, at least not the kind you're talkin' about."

"I don't want to touch sandpaper."

"The hot tub is cold now."

"But they poisoned it."

Yup. I'm obsessed.

I love the BLR soundbites; they're probably funnier than the songs.

Ron Paul: "Free bananas!"

Wow! I had no clue what you were talking about but I looked them up. And wow they are so funny.

"It's my juice... and I'm hungry!" ~ Herman Cain... apparently.

Ron Paul: "Free bananas!"

"I didn't run away, I got a sandwich. And you'd love it ... I'm Ron Paul!"

Oh man, American politics would be so much more interesting if BLR soundbites were real.