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BIONICLE: The Legend Imploded - Preview #1


TNTOS

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I don't know how many people are aware of this, but exactly one week from today, on Saturday, December 1st, I will post the final comedy in the Legend Trilogy, BIONICLE: The Legend Imploded (TLI).

 

To build up to its release in the Comedies fourm, I will be posting one preview a day starting today and going on through December 1st. Each preview will feature a short excerpt from TLI itself, which should hopefully garner more interest in it or at least give y'all a few giggles at any rate.

 

And now, without further ado, here is the first preview (from Chapter 4):

 

“Are we there yet?”

“No.”

“Are we there yet?”

“No.”

“Are we there yet?”

“No!”

Berix and Bucket-head were trekking through the jungle of Bota Magna and Berix had been annoying Bucket-head for the past hour or so by asking the same question over and over again. What made the situation even worse was that Berix was riding on Bucket-head’s shoulders -- something Mata Nui had insisted upon before they’d left, although Bucket-head could see no reason for it other than to humiliate him, as Berix was perfectly capable of walking on his own.

“Well, are we there yet?” Berix asked.

“No!” Bucket-head cried. “What part of ‘no’ don’t you understand?”

“Um, I don’t quite understand the ‘N’ part,” said Berix seriously. “And ‘O,’ that’s very hard. They should make words simpler.”

“’No’ is one of the simplest words ever,” said Bucket-head. “You’re just too thick to realize it.”

“Hey!” said Berix. “I am not that fat.”

“That’s not what I- oh, never mind,” Bucket-head sighed. “Will you please get off my shoulders now?”

Berix picked what was probably a poisonous fruit off a tree and ate it as they passed. “Hmm, I don’t think so. Maybe when we find the cheesy grits I’ll get off.”

“You mean the golden armor,” said Bucket-head. “Right?”

“Cheesy grits, golden armor, whatever,” said Berix. “All the same to me.”

 

That's all for today. Remember to keep an eye on this blog tomorrow, where I will post the next preview.

 

Please tell me what you think in the comments section :) .

 

-TNTOS-

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