My lack of PS3 has left me in despair!

So, I am currently lamenting the fact that I do not have possession of a PS3, which I really want, probably because the PS3 has lots of games that I want to buy, like 2nd Super Robot Wars Original Generations and Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 3.

Yes yes, I know that 2nd SRW OGs is only in Japanese, and that DW: Gundam 3 is also for the 360, but mecha games man, mecha games. Of course, the only thing I really hate about the PS3 is the fact that Warriors Orochi 3 is on PSN or whatever it's called.

I really have no idea; all I own is a PSP, and what is this WiFi Internet you speak of?