Funny how many customers who I've never met assume I'm asking about their well-being and reply, "I'm good," when I'm merely saying "good morning" to them as they come into the bookstore.
And by golly the amount of snark I repress could fill a swimming pool. (Or a book...hehe.)
And no, we're not going out of business. (And even if we were, what are you going to do about it?)