What on earth did you google, exactly?

This morning I found a raptor in my toothbrush. How he got there, I'll never know.

DID YOU GET A FREE TOOTHBRUSH?

OTHERWISE YOU TOTALLY GOT RIPPED OFF.

I am never brushing again if it means raptors in my toothbrushes. Instead I will pluck then gently from the bristles with tweezers and start a mini raptor zoo.

hilter dead

For some reason I read seizure power today, on that toothbrush being held in mid-air.

Was the Hitler picture a reference to his toothbrush mustache?

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micah

do you brush your teeth with fish

this left me in hysterics for no reason whatsoever

WAIT MICAH YOU FORGOT ONE

Kakaru what did they give you

This morning I found a raptor in my toothbrush. How he got there, I'll never know.

 

I was going to ask to marry you, but I bet there's a line, so can I get in line to marry you?

 

This morning I found a raptor in my toothbrush. How he got there, I'll never know.

 

I was going to ask to marry you, but I bet there's a line, so can I get in line to marry you?

 

Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution.

HONK HONK

How dare you say that in front of a lady.

BRAYN OMG I'M CRYING

Can I be your Margaret Dumont?

You know, I've been looking for a girl like you.

Not you, but a girl like you.

Makaru for Marxist of the Year 2013!

Thank you, I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

this blog entry belong to Bryan now

everyone else go home he wins