I make no apologies
Kakaru: I have no idea what just happened
Janus: You think I do?
Kakaru: *shorgs*
Janus: Don't you shoggoth your shoulders at me young man.
Janus: Why in my days we'd Cthulhu to our elders like you were expected to!
Kakaru: *bloats into a multi-eyed mass of indescribable color and form*
Kakaru: yes dad
Janus: MUCH better.
Janus: Now go drive the neighbours beyond insanity like a good boy.
Kakaru: well fine
Kakaru: but only because I want to
Janus: Don't you sass me young man, or we are not going to Ry'leh for the holidays!
Kakaru: WELL ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE PLANNING ON GOING BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS THIS SUMMER ANYWAYS SO SEE IF I CARE
Kakaru: *storms off into unfathomable space*
Janus: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE HANGING OUT WITH THAT HERBERT WEST FELLOW AGAIN!
Kakaru: GODS DAD
Kakaru: HE ONLY REANIMATES CADAVERS ON THE WEEKENDS
Kakaru: HE'S VERY RESPONSIBLE
Janus: I DON'T CARE. THE DEAD SHOULD STAY DEAD, BECAUSE INSANITY IS LIFE'S NATURAL WAY.
Kakaru: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID TO THAT GUY IN DUNWICH YESTERDAY
Janus: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. GET ME MY NECRONOMICON AND I'LL SHOW EXACTLY WHAT THE LAWS ARE.
Kakaru: THAT OLD BOOK AGAIN COME ON DAD
Janus: HEY, YOU RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEN AGAIN I WOULDN'T EXPECT SOMEONE WHO SHOGGOTHS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT A REAL CTHULHU SHOULD BE.
Kakaru: UGH CAN WE NOT HAVE THIS DISCUSSION AGAIN
Kakaru: NOBODY EVEN REMEMBERS THE ELDER-RITES OF NYARLATHOTEP FROM BEYOND THE NILE TODAY
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