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From: Ask Vezon (Unfortunately) TWO!


Ghidora131

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Toa Smoke Monster, on November 1st, 01:55 P.M., said:

 

What would you do if an unstoppable force met an immovable object?

 

 

 

DINNER TIME

 

Vezon was on facebook, making artificial users and hooking them up to the mafia, when he heard a horrifying noise. A terrible, squashing, grinding noise. His stomach was growling. Bursting downstairs, he ran to the fridge and opened it up, foamy drool streaming from his maw. Just then, Matoro was going to make dinner. He stopped short when he saw the rabid Skakdi clone, and said "Vezon I'm going to get the dinner, okay? I'll have it done soon, prob-"

 

Vezon turned at a grinding pace, and locked eyes with the ice Toa. He would have to proceeded to eat the nervous warrior when his computer beeped, meaning he had a BZP reply. "Oh, pardon me." he said as he walked upstairs like a civilized person, as Matoro sighed and got out the mop.

 

"All right, smoky the Toa, here's what happens. I'm sitting here at the table with my food." He sat at the table while Matoro, in a maid's uniform, handed him his Smoked turkey sandwich on Italian white bread with a side of fries and a nice, piping hot Café Latte. "Now, let's get an immovable object."

 

Later, Matoro stood on the sidewalk with food in hands, while Vezon went to the opposing side of the planet. He then called Matoro on the phone and told him to whisper "Vezon, I'm throwing you dinner away." After he did so, Vezon flew into a berserk rage and began tearing his way through the planet itself, ending up on the roadside near Matoro. He then grabbed his food. And while the planet began to erupt into flames, Vezon finished the statement:

 

"Well, that's what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object! Now, I'm going to have dinner." and he began to chow down, while the rest of the world began to die around him, and people ran around in circles.

 

 

Source: Ask Vezon (Unfortunately) TWO!

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