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From: Ask Vezon (Unfortunately) TWO!





Would you prefer that your left arm be a regular arm or an axe arm?








Vezon looked at the cartoon on Twoyube, the one made by HARSBO. One of the main characters spoke up. "I am Optimist prime, leader of the Helpfulbots. We fight an eternal war against Pessimitron and the Nohelpfulcons." The doorbell rang. Vezon grumbled downstairs and opened the door. Macku was there with Hahli, the Toa of water. "Hello," spoke Macku. "I am from the Ga-koro scouts baking group and we are here to sell you some cookies!" Vezon stared at Hahli. "Then why bring a Toa?" Macku immediately spoke up. "Um, the headmasters thought you were especially Dangerousl-"Hahli slapped her hand over the Ga-Matoran's mouth. "Friendly! Yes, dangerously friendly! Right, Macku?" Macku nodded, and was able to breath again. "All right, all right, i'll take two boxes."


Macku grabbed two Yummy Yums! boxes and handed them to Vezon. Vezon spoke like a full grown liar. "Oh, I'm so sorry, but I don't have any more money left. Will you accept some free... Punch instead?" Hahli grabbed her weapon. Macku said "Yes!" in the most naïve tone ever. Vezon went inside and returned with two glasses of punch. Macku took one, and Hahli demanded cold hard cash. Vezon gave her cold hard punch. "Let's see the neighbors fix that wall now!" Vezon said as he closed the door and munched away on Yummy Yums!. Suddenly, the door burst open, and Hahli growled angrily. "We sold you those, and you give us nothing but a whack in the jaw and a quick drink!?" Vezon swallowed the full mouth of Yummy Yums! he had, and grabbed an axe. He proceeded to realized he had no clue how to wield it, as it was heavier than him. He fused it to Hahli's arm, and it weighed her down. Grabbing a phone, he ordered six jumbo pizzas. Then, he unfused Hahli. The fusing/unfusing process had left her wide open, and he gave a falcon punch! and watched the roof of the house across the street implode. He closed the door.


And as he walked upstairs, he said: "Gee, I wish I never had an axe for an arm. How would I type?"



Source: Ask Vezon (Unfortunately) TWO!



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