LAST CHANCES TO SIGN UP. WE DEMAND THAT YOU DO SIGN UP. SEABORGIUM WILL ACCOMMODATE SEVEN MORE PEOPLE IF NEED BE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS. GET THEM TO JOIN. Remember to dispose of them if they refuse and find more agreeable people.
We're not against using bloodshed, you know? By joining, you help delay that bloodshed. We're very nice people when we're not forced to carry out the will of an element on the periodic table. That element on the periodic table is a monster: he can only be defeated by YOU. We've decided that Unity, Duty, Destiny applies here. We can only be united if you sign up. It is our duty to sign up! It is even your destiny to sign up! Fulfil your destiny and join the club of the people who have completed their UDD! (unity, duty, destiny) You won't actually achieve your destiny, do your duty, or achieve unity. But we can make it feel like that is the case.
In G&T, we're not opposed to new people. We need them. For sustenance.