Skull Scorpio has a hidden power so great we should all fire it

You see, Skull Grinder grinds things.

Skull Basher bashes things.

Skull Slicer slices things, and by the way it makes a great chef.

Skull Warrior... wars... things and is a great war... warrior.

Notice how they all do what the second word of their name suggests.

Skull Scorpio... shoots Scorpions. It shoots scorpions out of its tail, out of its claws, and out of its face. Because it's Skull Scorpio.

Scorpions... have stingers. And claws. ^{Don't forget the claws.}

These stingers... can kill.

So the next time you see a Skull Scorpio, you better respect it, you understand? It can kill you with scorpions.