This joke is too overused. It's not going to happen. Just, just stop.

Now excuse me while I go watch Jaws 19.

Hoverboards are real, it's just that they are super expensive, rare and only work well on certain surfaces. Mainly magnetic ones.

Hoverboards are real, it's just that they are super expensive, rare and only work well on certain surfaces. Mainly magnetic ones.

do you have a hoverboard in your house

no you probably don't

ergo they totally don't exist.

Hoverboards are real, it's just that they are super expensive, rare and only work well on certain surfaces. Mainly magnetic ones.

Yes, nonwater surfaces.

 

Hoverboards are real, it's just that they are super expensive, rare and only work well on certain surfaces. Mainly magnetic ones.

Yes, nonwater surfaces.

 

UNLESS YOU'VE GOT POWAH

In your imagination. 

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