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There's a hole in my chest....


FallenAtlas

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Word to the wise: When your co-worker suggests a sparing contest with clothing needles, refuse. It is not fun to lose.

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Oh, come on! You think this is bad?

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

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I can imagine that you're loss in that contest was painful.

The shame is probably going to stick with him for a while, but I don't he'll let it pin him down.

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Oh, come on! You think this is bad?

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

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I can imagine that you're loss in that contest was painful.

 

 *Your. And it was.

 

So fix it, dear Henry.

 

 My name isn't Henry!!

 

 

I can imagine that you're loss in that contest was painful.

The shame is probably going to stick with him for a while, but I don't he'll let it pin him down.

 

 

 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a laugh, I can tell you I don't have it. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop your puns now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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I can imagine that you're loss in that contest was painful.

 

 

 *Your. And it was.

This is why I need to proofread what I type before I post it. Even if its one sentence. :P

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I have a thousand holes in my face, and 941 of them hurt. 

 

 Fall in a tackle box lately?

 

Yeah, it helps to take a hole-istic approach to problems.

 

 Get out.

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Oh, come on! You think this is bad?

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

  

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

 

 

several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

 

 

And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

Explain.

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Oh, come on! You think this is bad?

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

  

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

 

 

several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

 

 

And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

Explain.

 

Still waiting.

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Oh, come on! You think this is bad?

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

  

 

I have had several holes in my leg, a few in my head, several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

 

 

several in my hand... And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

 

 

And a hole where my eye was!

 

 

Explain.

 

Still waiting.

 

Was busy.

 

Yeah... It's called 'the one time where Ghidora got showered in broken glass and metal and almost died'.

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