Do you have a spinny thing growing out of your back?

Does that spinny thing launch spinners of energy?

Is your right hand fused to a weapon?

Have you been tied up in a cocoon by giant spiders recently?

Might you fall to your death if you're not careful?

If the answer to all of the above is yes, then you just might be a Hordika! The beast within us all, except those who aren't Hordika.

If you fear succumbing to the beast within your Hordika-self, please call the Rahaga helpline today. The Rahaga will be by shortly to help you locate the legendary Rahi, Keetongu. We don't actually know where s/he/it has gone, Keetongu is not where Keetongu was originally found. Our current estimate is on an mythical island called 'Okoto', waiting to be combined because:

Kopaka

Ekimu

Epolim

Tahu

Onua

Nilkuu

Gali

Umarak

See? 100% undeniable proof that Keetongu is hiding as eight different people. They just need to be combined for Keetongu to be Keetongu again.