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Kaleidoscope Tekulo

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So, for my New Year's resolution, I decided that I would order only Vegetarian or Vegan options when eating out. Last night I ordered pasta with sautee'd mushrooms. When my food came out, they gave me pasta with meatballs.

 

Now, when this happens I don't send the food back because then the establishment usually tosses the food out. When that happens with meat, to me it feels like the animal got killed just to wind up in the garbage (not to mention it's pretty darn wasteful). So, I didn't say anything and started eating a few bites of pasta.

 

Little did I expect, the waitress caught the mistake and brought me pasta with the mushrooms. They still offered me the pasta with meatballs, as they said they were just going to throw it out. I told them I would take it to go.

 

So, apparently when the food was brought back to the kitchen, tragedy struck. Someone was high fiving someone else, and when they brought their hand down, it landed in the pasta with meatballs. Sauce apparently splashed over three people. Contaminated, the establishment tossed it out.

 

So, yeah... Life is meaningless.

 

GET OFF MY LAWN!

~Tekulo <3

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SPIRIT

Think about those poor fungi who would've died for nothing if you had taken the meat option.

 

You're a monster.

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Bonkle

Can't believe you needed to get your spaghetti and mushrooms instead of just taking the spaghetti and meatballs. What, is the spaghetti worthless? Do you only care about whatever it comes with?

 

Unbelievable.

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Kaleidoscope Tekulo

Why is this stupid entry so popular?

 

Also, it wasn't spaghetti.  It was Cavatelli. 

 

And if I just took the meatballs instead, then the mushrooms and other Cavatelli would have gone to waste.

 

And furthermore, I was more than happy to take the meatballs and Cavatelli, and fully intended to do so.  Fate, unfortunately had other plans, SO BACK OFF, YO' DAWG SWAGGER MCSWAG!

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Why is this stupid entry so popular?

 

Also, it wasn't spaghetti.  It was Cavatelli. 

 

And if I just took the meatballs instead, then the mushrooms and other Cavatelli would have gone to waste.

 

And furthermore, I was more than happy to take the meatballs and Cavatelli, and fully intended to do so.  Fate, unfortunately had other plans, SO BACK OFF, YO' DAWG SWAGGER MCSWAG!

 

Thanks for my next display name.

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